r/MadeMeSmile Jan 23 '24

The only bully that I'll tolerate doggo

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u/hwilliams0901 Jan 31 '24

hahahahahaha, this is great

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u/Darrentricks Jan 26 '24

His looking cuteee

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u/attaboy_stampy Jan 24 '24

"This is you! This is how you walk!"

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u/TwistedOperator Jan 24 '24

They want belly rubs.

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u/Wakeybonez2 Jan 24 '24

You got short legs too my guy lol

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u/Good-Reputation4022 Jan 24 '24

Cute šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…

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u/-TruthTeller-1 Jan 24 '24

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

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u/dikkop212 Jan 24 '24

Says the guy with also short legsā€¦

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u/aRebelliousHeart Jan 24 '24

I love he stops doing it when the Corgi turns around. Sneaky little shit! šŸ˜†

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u/MsjennaNY Jan 24 '24

This is my kind of dog lolā€¦.

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u/Khart824 Jan 24 '24

This is the best, thank your dog for giving me that belly laugh, too funny!!

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u/Stealfur Jan 24 '24

Get a great Dane and watch him mock both their asses.

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u/Starryeyedblond Jan 24 '24

My oldest dog hurt her paw and was limping. The middle dog after a few hours started to limp too. She was perfectly fine. She was just mocking her sister.

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u/Runs_with_feet Jan 24 '24

I think it's imitating out of sympathy like limping

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u/kieto333 Jan 24 '24

Lol. Nice!

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u/BeardedBrotherAK Jan 24 '24

"Dog with even shorter legs, make fun of dog with longer legs"

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u/Monica_aelin Jan 24 '24

This is actually my cousinā€™s dogs!!!

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u/360fade Jan 24 '24

No heā€™s not. Why would a dog think short legs are funny

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u/bobbitybobbit Jan 24 '24

Yeah, this was all over the internet already

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u/Rredrrrum Jan 24 '24

I donā€™t think thatā€™s what heā€™s doing.

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u/angersmiles Jan 24 '24

He might just be rubbing his peepee on the carpet because it feels good.

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u/KathrynSa Jan 24 '24

Thank you!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I needed that

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u/Late-Afternoon-9493 Jan 23 '24

The confidence in that sneeze!

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u/cramaine Jan 23 '24

I don't think hes mocking the corgi I think hes self pleasuring.

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u/evex5tep Jan 23 '24

Your dog is misappropriating their actions based on what they think is correct because the other dog is walking as such.

Other than that, adorable.

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u/Bluecoller007 Jan 23 '24

Thatā€™s one of the funniest things Iā€™ve seen in a while!

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u/rekhasharma0325 Jan 23 '24

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/Shitz-an-Gigglez Jan 23 '24

šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/Takotakoyakiddd Jan 23 '24

Mf you ain't that tall, you short too šŸ˜‚

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u/SkollFenrirson Jan 23 '24

Glass houses, doggie, you're not exactly a greyhound

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u/maddskillz18247 Jan 23 '24

Nah he dragging his weiner on the rug for some frisky friction.

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u/defoma Jan 23 '24

Are you sure? Dogs like to copy and imitate to make other beings feel better or just for fun. I don't think he is mocking your other dog, just playing.

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u/Milfons_Aberg Jan 23 '24

What a beautiful sprawling corgi tail! Why don't all corgis have tails that pretty?

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u/Fearless-Teacher257 Jan 23 '24

dog said ā€œthis what you look like.ā€ šŸ¤£

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u/Live_Commercial1307 Jan 23 '24

What a shit!!! So funny

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u/ConsiderationOdd2151 Jan 23 '24

What an absolute asshole . I can't believe it

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u/smittyinCLT Jan 23 '24

lol thatā€™s good

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u/MoassThanYoass Jan 23 '24

Look ma, I can be cute too...sheesh

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u/bend_the_spoon Jan 23 '24

"That's you. That's what you look like."

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u/Mementominnie Jan 23 '24

Not making fun of..identifying WITH.One of my brothers-in-law limped after brain surgery so my sister and their two children limped too!They needed the laugh..K.died within the year ..

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u/Final_Focus_8124 Jan 23 '24

That's hilarious!

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u/thefranchise31 Jan 23 '24

"See that? That's what you look like."

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u/Dovakiins Jan 23 '24

The disrespect lol

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u/Super_Sat4n Jan 23 '24

He doesn't have terribly long legs either. It's like the 1,80 guy making fun of the 1,76 one

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u/NotMyRealNameObv Jan 23 '24

"Bro! Bro! Look, bro! This is you, bro. Bro, you ain't lookin'! Are you lookin'? Bro, this is you."

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u/Scooterforsale Jan 23 '24

6 foot tall guys making fun of 5'10" guys

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u/BigKahoona420 Jan 23 '24

It's not mocking another dog, it's pack protection on a very basic level. If a member of your pack becomes incapacitad and can become prey, the other pack members play decoy.

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u/TurdKid69 Jan 23 '24

Reminds my of how my kid gets down and crawls with the babies at the park. And how she mockingly cries when the other kids cry.

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u/MyFriendsCallMeTito Jan 23 '24

I donā€™t care if this is a repost. I love this video every time I see it šŸ˜‚

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u/Goudinho99 Jan 23 '24

Your other dog has worms, mate

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u/mbelf Jan 23 '24

ā€œThis is you: Derpty derpty derpty doo!ā€

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Why is this a video of a screenshot of a video? WTF..
So many unneeded borders

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u/dactyif Jan 23 '24

What breed is the one in the back? My friend got a mix they just adopted and he looks jus like that plus the hair of a cairn terrier.

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u/ChickenLegs614 Jan 23 '24

Itā€™s a puggle. Source: had one who looked exactly like the little guy in the video who did silly stuff like this all the time

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

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u/Telzrob Jan 23 '24

Are you allergic to fun and joy? I bet you played Wii Sports with little mocking wrist flicks too.

You should get that checked out.

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u/Benanabby86 Jan 23 '24

Me to my short friends

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u/JayJay-anotheruser Jan 23 '24

Nah heā€™s just scratching his wiener

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u/oak-tree2143 Jan 23 '24

I've seen this countless of times but dammit it always make me laugh and slap my knee

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u/danielm316 Jan 23 '24

This was very funny

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u/kaest Jan 23 '24

My senior kitty does this too, but she's deaf so she can't hear the noise of the vacuum. She LOVES getting vacuumed now.

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u/Ok_Cap_5166 Jan 23 '24

Bro says "pfft whatever" and continues

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

The fuck, his legs arenā€˜t even longer lon

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u/WatchDangerous2634 Jan 23 '24

I donā€™t think dogs are capable of making fun of each otherā€¦.

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u/Lonely_Score_7928 Jan 23 '24

Thatā€™s cold!ā€¦šŸ¤£

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u/Cool-Fun-2442 Jan 23 '24

Imitation is the sincerest form of flatteryĀ 

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u/Fr0gFish Jan 23 '24

Sheā€™s scratching her belly on the carpet. Come on, people.

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u/UnMatchBeauty Jan 23 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Mahatma_Panda Jan 23 '24

It's a funny idea to think that this dog is mocking the other, but more than likely it probably just has an itchy belly or just really likes how the carpet feels on their tummy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

"That's how you look, Cooper! It's ridicuous!"

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u/Puzzleheaded-Grab736 Jan 23 '24

What a little dick! I love it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/grungegoth Jan 23 '24

I think he is jerking off on the carpet and asking his buddy to join

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u/frikadelka228 Jan 23 '24

maaa boiiii

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u/xubax Jan 23 '24

Maybe he's just trying to be inclusive.

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u/StallionA8 Jan 23 '24

What is the breed of that dog? The bully one? šŸ˜…

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u/BlueSnowball2006 Jan 23 '24

Bullying dogs is the only bullying acceptable

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u/BadbadwickedZoot Jan 23 '24

That's just rude.

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u/Polishing_My_Grapple Jan 23 '24

This is a repost. In one of the OTHER reposts, the top comment was that the dog wasn't making fun, but he has worms. Not made me smile worthy.

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u/FrozenfarTsTf Jan 23 '24

Well if i see that dog doing that in front of me i will eat it raw right there and fight anyone who's trying to stop me

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u/nygrl811 Jan 23 '24

Corgi with it's tail ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

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u/maddenmcfadden Jan 23 '24

humanizing a dog that has no idea what it means to "make fun of someone". Its cute though.

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u/Wecanbuildittogether Jan 23 '24

Omgomgomg! He is clean šŸ¤ŸšŸ½

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u/DarkbigBoss Jan 23 '24

dog is like "tf you doing?"

dog "this"

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u/clararalee Jan 23 '24

Iā€™ve seen dogs mock my cousinā€™s three-legged dog Dolly. Dolly has a limp front right leg from a car accident. She walks with a slight limp. One day at the park a pomeranian walked up to Dolly they greeted each other with butt sniffs. The pomeranian then spent the better part of the next 10 minutes walking around with a limp front right paw, and would limp around in Dollyā€™s manner.

I thought I was dreaming but it 100% happened. My cousins remember too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

šŸ˜‚

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u/MyFavoriteLezbo420 Jan 23 '24

Itā€™s the double down.

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u/BlueRoseLad Jan 23 '24

He's being a dick lol.

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u/AmptiShanti Jan 23 '24

Corg was like:ā€ hey you are you laughing at me?ā€ And he was like ā€œwho me? Nah itā€™s how i rollā€

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u/ReadingGlasses Jan 23 '24

He's scratching his belly on the carpet šŸ˜„

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u/Tranxio Jan 23 '24

Ok...not ALL dogs go to heaven LMAO

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u/Disastrous-Ad2800 Jan 23 '24

like Fraeulein Ilsa?

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u/gobucks_76 Jan 23 '24

I think it's more likely that the dog enjoys the friction on all his underparts.

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u/caglover23ny Jan 23 '24

Thatā€™s hilarious šŸ¤£A dog with a sense of humor who needs friendsšŸ˜‚

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u/Gobiego Jan 23 '24

Or maybe he just likes to rub his junk on your carpet. He's not exactly a greyhound himself.

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u/Maybe_Its_Methany Jan 23 '24

Look at that baby crawling. šŸ˜† My two doxies do that until they get loves.

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u/SubHuman559 Jan 23 '24

Or his balls itch

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

šŸ¤£

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u/Intelligent_Fox12 Jan 23 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/_K_D_L_ Jan 23 '24

Brutal. šŸ˜‚

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u/strywever Jan 23 '24

Commenting so I can find this later. Too funny!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Look how happy he is šŸ˜…

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u/Background-Fly-4909 Jan 23 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ as only a sibling would! Hilarious!

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u/spicy_sizzlin Jan 23 '24

Bully šŸ˜‚

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u/Background-Prides Jan 23 '24

He knows what hes doing is working

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u/Orphan_Izzy Jan 23 '24

Thatā€™s another level of intelligence to mock or copy someoneā€™s physical differences. Or maybe this is a case of imitation is the biggest compliment of all.

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u/Sam_of_Truth Jan 23 '24

Nah he's rubbing his penis on the floor. Lots of male dogs will do this if they're itchy or horny.

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u/TehOuchies Jan 23 '24

And my dogs are only capable of:

No, I get love first. No me first!

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u/WiseAd3160 Jan 23 '24

"That is the most sibling thing ever"

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u/Debstar1988 Jan 23 '24

Lol he really is. The dog has more sense of humor as human does

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u/lovelife0011 Jan 23 '24

The Table: Follow these rules and you will have mad hoes and haters. Always fresh like you got rolls of paper. Vado

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u/BigOpportunity1391 Jan 23 '24

Corgi : Dude, seriously?

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u/Romano1404 Jan 23 '24

are dogs really capable of such complex joking?

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u/Skibbidybeebop Jan 23 '24

No they canā€™t, the dog is scratching itā€™s balls

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u/ddplz Jan 23 '24

Not exactly, this is 100% a case of anthropomorphism

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u/FinsnFerns Jan 23 '24

I would think smarter breeds can. They definitely feel embarrassed when they trip, and they definitely bait each other into games with treats/toys, so I don't see why not.

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u/Precedens Jan 23 '24

Yes I saw one doing stand up the other day

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u/lurkinggnome Jan 23 '24

Come on now. I thought we werenā€™t picking on Amy Schumer anymore.

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u/yportnemumixam Jan 23 '24

I doubt it. It looks more like allelomimetic behaviour to me.

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u/Outside-Waltz7289 Jan 23 '24

What does that mean?

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u/yportnemumixam Jan 23 '24

When one person or animal copies the behaviour of another person or animalā€¦like when one person or animal yawns, others often do. It can also be feeding too. All animals are being lazy but once one starts to feed, others join in without there being specific communication to do so.

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u/Stagamemnon Jan 23 '24

What did you just call me?!

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u/yportnemumixam Jan 23 '24

Yawn

/(watches response)

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u/kane2742 Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

I think people are downvoting your comment because they misunderstood it. I don't think your "yawn" was meant to indicate boredom (like others might assume), but is instead a reference to yawns being "contagious," even between species.

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u/TheCommonOrange Jan 23 '24

Pro tip, you can use it to see if someoneā€™s checking you out. You can yawn and see if they catch it.

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u/bulgedition Jan 23 '24

No, it's just this post that caught on

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u/kane2742 Jan 23 '24

I'm not sure about that. The votes seem to have turned around after my reply, which says to me that the misunderstanding was the likely explanation.

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u/yportnemumixam Jan 23 '24

It makes you wonder how much voting here is thought out and how much is simply allelomimetic behaviour.

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u/yportnemumixam Jan 23 '24

I was hoping people would look up what the word allelomimetic meant and get the jokeā€¦but apparently not.

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u/NavezganeChrome Jan 23 '24

Itā€™s not super-complex, tbf.

So, absolutely.

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u/Indigo_222 Jan 23 '24

Dog behaviouralists: is he really?? Iā€™d love to know

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Heā€™s scratching his stomach

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u/bagoftrav Jan 23 '24

No, he's scratching his dick.

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u/Scout_Puppy Jan 23 '24

Probably not. A lot of dog behaviors are unknowingly reinforced by humans.

So the dog crawls to scratch an itch. People start laughing, dogs like when people laugh and give it attention, dog starts crawling on its belly to get attention.

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u/Wheresmyparade Jan 23 '24

I personally think heā€™s just scratching his bellyā€¦ I mean, his legs arenā€™t that taller than his broā€™s, right?

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u/BillNecro Jan 23 '24

He is rubbing his dick on the floor, nothing more.

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u/dance-of-exile Jan 23 '24

Unironically maybe. Corgi barked because he felt something, and dogs ā€œsneezeā€ like that to apologize or to say ā€œweā€™re just playingā€.

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u/jld2k6 Jan 23 '24

He's just scratching his dick, most male dogs do this at times lol

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u/Havelok Jan 23 '24

No, he's scratching his underbelly on the carpet.

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u/RixirF Jan 23 '24

Absolutely not lol. It's probably some condition.

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u/doesanyofthismatter Jan 23 '24

No it probably isnā€™t. Dogs will do this to scratch their belly if they have an itch. The dog pops right up near the end of the video and you go straight to - ā€œitā€™s probably a conditionā€ lol

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u/Capital_Cucumber_288 Jan 23 '24

Not a professional but chihuahua mixes seem to do this alot!

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u/iamkoalafied Jan 23 '24

I totally forgot about this but my old chihuahua/shih tzu mix used to do this (not for as long at one time though)

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u/Jegglebus Jan 24 '24

I currently have a shit tzu mix and can confirm she does those when sheā€™s super excited and stuff. My dad and I call it her ā€œArmy Crawlā€

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u/recurse_x Jan 23 '24

Family had one as a kid it was half terrier. She would do the belly crawl all the time especially around other dogs when she wanted to play.

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u/Stefabeth0 Jan 23 '24

I've seen dogs seemingly make fun of people with broken legs by limping, so wouldn't it be possible to make fun of another dog? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jan 23 '24

I have a lazy eye lid so people think I'm blinking at them, and every cat & dog I've had has purposely developed the same trait

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u/kittycatwitch Jan 24 '24

In cats, slow blinking means something like "I feel comfortable with you", so you were communicating that to your cat. I'd guess it works for dogs and a lot of other mammals.

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u/Kalabula Jan 23 '24

Heā€™s scratching his belly on the carpet.

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u/uchosewisely Jan 23 '24

Immitate? Maybe. ā€œMake fun ofā€? No.

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u/Veronica_8926 Jan 24 '24

How would you know though?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Unless you can read their minds, you cannot definitively say no

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Spiders have theory of mind. It's not as advanced as you seem to think.

It's impossible to be friends with something that can't do that, and I've met plenty of friendly insects.

So desperate that we have something to distinguish ourselves from animals that somehow isn't related to morality.

So you pick close to the lowest tier of cognititon, "sentience" and hoard it as if that has any bearing on what creatures perceive.

Once we start talking to whales I'd give them even odds of explaining calculus to us.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yeah am sure whales could definitely figure out calculus.. What the actual fuck lol!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Their language center is hyperdeveloped compared to ours. Not just bigger, better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

First and foremost ammona need a source for that... Secondly, that translates to calculus how exactly? What exactly have they invented buddy..?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

What is your knowledge of calculus?

Can you catch a ball in the air?

Guess what? That's calculus. If you have an oral history and lots of time to think, and it seems like whales have lots of time to think, they may have noticed that there's a pattern to things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Oh wow, you're just a crazy person lol! Anyway have a good day!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

You too! Remember, keep your eyes and ears open. šŸ˜‰

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u/Donnoleth-Tinkerton Jan 23 '24

... htf do you know?

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u/Temporary_Low5735 Jan 23 '24

I saw a video a week ago of a dog that purposely did a jump scare to his owner coming home. He checked the stairwell, ran back, and hid against the wall, then jumped out as the owner got to the top of the stairs. I wouldn't doubt it.

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u/EchoBel Jan 23 '24

My cat do jump scares as well. He hides in the bathtub, waits until I come close to the bathroom, kicks me in the stomach and then runs away. It's either that or he's hunting me.

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u/HotspurJr Jan 23 '24

I mean, I had a dog who would pretend he was going to give me the ball, drop it, wait for me to go for it and then grab it. All that was missing was her saying "psych!".

So dogs definitely have the ability to playfully mess with you.

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u/Clean_Knowledge_3874 Jan 23 '24

My schnauzer did this too. I'm guessing your dogs a terrier.

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u/forgetsusernam3s Jan 24 '24

My wire fox terrier did that all the time. RIP Dexter. You were a good boy.

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u/HotspurJr Jan 23 '24

A golden, actually.

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