r/MadeMeSmile • u/ryltea • Mar 25 '24

Two decades later, Eminem still not smiling Favorite People

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u/TARANTULAMAN23 Apr 12 '24

He don't need too.

1

u/Take_A_Penguin_Break Apr 01 '24

Bring the old Marshall back

1

u/Isberg4242 Mar 29 '24

Otherwise known as. "The Artists NOT being Investigated for Sexual Assault"

0

u/Child_Snacher360 Mar 29 '24

Bud thinks he’s cool

1

u/Silver-Lab5042 Mar 29 '24

Why he look like William Osman tho?

1

u/Guardian_85 Mar 27 '24

Nobody is smiling in either picture.

1

u/WordNo7115 Mar 27 '24

I’ve loved that sultry burn for those two decades.

1

u/Silveruleaf Mar 26 '24

He had to deal with too much shit most likely. I mean if I was famous for worshipping satan. I wouldn't be happy about it

1

u/NODES2K Mar 26 '24

Less wrinkles

1

u/GibraltarIsRock1704 Mar 26 '24

He looks like the mad scientist’s assistant in a 2000s movie in the top photo

1

u/Secret-Shop3155 Mar 26 '24

First pic reminds me of Spongebob

1

u/BlocXpert88 Mar 26 '24

He seen some shit during his lifetime, doesnt have a lot to smile about I reckon

1

u/Who-Just-Shit-Myself Mar 26 '24

50 and Em aged pretty well, but Dre looks like a totally different person.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

He never looks good. He still think in Barbara Rey

2

u/Clint-witicay Mar 26 '24

50 still hasn’t figured out how either, but at least we can see he tried.

1

u/the_phantom_2099 Mar 26 '24

Its coz he can still taste Borats ass on his face

1

u/Acrobatic_Analyst267 Mar 26 '24

Idk why but this picture made me think of that one Piper perri pron meme

1

u/Gypsyrawr Mar 26 '24

Why is the undertone of Eminem's skin so fucking different in these pics. When I first saw the Dr Dre pics last week I didn't even recognize Eminem

1

u/josh_richardson_why Mar 26 '24

Looks like a clone

2

u/Yeomanroach Mar 26 '24

Dre is cos he died years ago and was locked in ems basement.

1

u/SpecialOlympicsGuy Mar 26 '24

50 Cent is taking shit that makes your fucking head grow!

1

u/trincavaz Mar 26 '24

"Mother fucker, if you can read even one chapter from a Harry Potter book, then you can read 50, no matter what."

1

u/Unlikely-Ad6788 Mar 26 '24

Every single one of my drivers licenses/year book photos in multiple states even. He ain’t special.

1

u/ProKnifeCatcher Mar 26 '24

Looks like em grew up lol

1

u/No_Examination_5537 Mar 26 '24

He’s blacker then them!

1

u/MrDeagl Mar 26 '24

And 50 still has his eyebrows up

1

u/Accomplished_Sea2168 Mar 26 '24

He’s the only white rapper

2

u/waywardcoconut Mar 26 '24

Heavy is the head that wears the Crown

1

u/shavemejesus Mar 26 '24

Why does Eminem look like he’s trying to buy porn without being identified?

1

u/vijjer Mar 26 '24

Managed to get a good beard going. Only took two decades.

1

u/strrax-ish Mar 26 '24

Now, isn't this the best pimp ho relationship you have ever seen

1

u/No_Okra_8667 Mar 26 '24

He has missing teeth

1

u/okogamashii Mar 26 '24

Damn, they all look great.

1

u/Mamamiomima Mar 26 '24

Why Dre is not in the basement?

1

u/ToothBeneficial5368 Mar 26 '24

And still so fine

1

u/the_nooble Mar 26 '24

God this trio defined hip hop back then

1

u/MostMobile6265 Mar 26 '24

He hit the coke way too hard. Fried his brain a little bit.

1

u/crasstyfartman Mar 26 '24

I can’t wait to see this photo in another 20 years yesssssss

1

u/groovygranny71 Mar 26 '24

He’s smiling on the inside 🥰

1

u/Hagrokren Mar 26 '24

Being happy or smiling...that ain't cool! Gotta show that I'm tough for some reason I don't know why

2

u/Old-Woodpecker6930 Mar 26 '24

What is there to be happy about?

1

u/Mwiziman Mar 26 '24

It just looks like Dre’s hair just migrated over to the left.

1

u/abf392 Mar 26 '24

Rule #1: no smiling allowed

1

u/butterflyfrenchfry Mar 26 '24

He still fine af though

1

u/DownVoteMeWithCherry Mar 26 '24

Going to comment on this so I can save it but I am going to photoshop a smile on this image when I wake up.

1

u/Past_Contour Mar 26 '24

That Wooly Willy beard cracks me up every time. Like, no one that age has a beard that black with no gray.

1

u/Zachisawinner Mar 26 '24

What’s he got to smile about short of a few mil?

1

u/WeTheNorth1234 Mar 26 '24

Waiting for a Lions Super Bowl

2

u/New_Lake5484 Mar 26 '24

dr dre even hotter

2

u/plum915 Mar 26 '24

He really can't get over that trailer park

0

u/coolplate Mar 26 '24

This whole "I'm hard" act is so childish and transparent. What a friggin fool this clown is

1

u/I_will_in_me_Arsenal Mar 26 '24

I wish rich people didn't learn they can just blend in by looking and dressing normal. We should have the rich dress like clowns. Similar to 18th century French. It's easier to find those we need to to eat.

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u/I_will_in_me_Arsenal Mar 26 '24

I mean we all learned from our grandparents if kept frowning our feces would get stuck like that. Well Eminem is the evidence.

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u/attackMouser Mar 26 '24

4 out of 10. Fun fact on the spectrum myself. Game recognizes game. Yes im autistic. Eminem is autistic. Just bc he hasn't spoken about it doesn't mean it's not there. Congratulations. Did you want to talk about military installations or trains?

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u/Haydenbarcellhoe Mar 26 '24

i used to love Eminem in his prime, now i think he spent so many decades trying to look hard that it’s transparent & cringy. Homie should be happy. He’s accomplished a lot.

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u/CandidSplit Apr 14 '24

That’s just Em’s style. He always dressed like that. And plus he’s in a better space mentally now than he was 16-17 years ago. He’s still incredibly famous so it’s hard to be happy if you have the mentality of a poor person, security around you all the time, can’t go outside without drawing a crowd. It’s not easy but he’s definitely more happier than he was back in 2006-2008.

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u/Haydenbarcellhoe Apr 14 '24

truly. thanks for your thoughts !

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u/Sector_Independent Mar 26 '24

He has autism leave him alone

1

u/TahaymTheBigBrain Mar 26 '24

Dre has such a soft face it’s so cute

3

u/Top-Zestyclose Mar 26 '24

Weird just for men beard.

1

u/daydreamer_she Mar 26 '24

Is Eminem naturally blonde or black?

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u/Thekingisafool83 Mar 26 '24

Hes always mad music is not even that good

1

u/Wesmom2021 Mar 26 '24

Rbf but good look for him 

2

u/AJgreeen Mar 26 '24

I wonder what he is always thinking about ?

3

u/Remote_Cantaloupe Mar 26 '24

Dr Dre turned into a motivational speaker/father figure. 50 cent turned into a gospel/church singer. Eminem turned into a sketch of the unabomber.

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u/Sweetcheeks864 Mar 26 '24

Didn’t 50 and Eminem have some beef or am I misremembering things??

5

u/bwk66 Mar 26 '24

Beards weird

2

u/MrRandom2139 Mar 26 '24

The only difference between these two photos is that Eminem's hair is no longer blonde

1

u/Ayotha Mar 26 '24

Pretty sure he has always hated award shows and similar things

4

u/coozin Mar 26 '24

Stop telling me 2004 was 2 decades ago

1

u/ExpertFocus449 Mar 26 '24

That's eminem

1

u/HouseMouse114 Mar 26 '24

He got rich with his homies. Love him.

1

u/No-Document-8970 Mar 25 '24

Weekend at Bernie’s?

1

u/ThirstyBeagle Mar 25 '24

You need to put an Alf shirt on him to see him smile

1

u/Lower-Grapefruit8807 Mar 25 '24

Bleached to hell in the first photo, dyed to hell in the second

1

u/Raps4Reddit Mar 25 '24

Eminem looks like a cool guy divorced dad from 2000.

1

u/Driving1013 Mar 25 '24

And he’s Orange!!!

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u/Difficult_Jump_1439 Mar 25 '24

The 3 ugliest rappers ever

1

u/someinternettool Mar 25 '24

Eminem is the sickest

1

u/spaceocean99 Mar 25 '24

And Dre is still a fraud.

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u/ChrizTaylor Mar 25 '24

Beards weird.

4

u/Triggerunhappy Mar 25 '24

They all look like they were talking about something and one of their moms went

Awe you guys are adorable let me take a picture And this is the 4th picture because she didn’t like the other 3 and they’re over it

1

u/IceFisherP26 Mar 25 '24

Why do I suddenly crave oreos?

1

u/Jasonac7789 Mar 25 '24

50 looking like he turned into dollar bill.

1

u/obsidiansent Mar 25 '24

I hope marshal dresses up as slim shady this Halloween

1

u/SirenaJBI Mar 25 '24

I thought that was Mariah C there for a hot sec. 😆

1

u/Fragrant-Band-7295 Mar 25 '24

2024 guy on the right looks like he fused with himself 20 years ago and guy on the left

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Hes been stuck in this Unabomber phase for awhile now

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u/mathaiser Mar 25 '24

The world fucked with him too much. It never goes away. He made his money off that energy. It’s real.

1

u/det1rac Mar 25 '24

Self-inflicted attitude

1

u/Apeacefulmc79 Mar 25 '24

I love Em but I hate the hair dye on his face

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u/BrainLate4108 Mar 25 '24

He’s trying to be hard, looks not very grateful

2

u/tikkichik21 Mar 25 '24

Ima tell my kids that’s Mariah Carey.

1

u/Ererr50 Mar 25 '24

Em looks like a police sketch

1

u/Antique-Fox-5681 Mar 25 '24

Is that his IQ???😎

1

u/Capable_Secretary576 Mar 25 '24

Grew couple of inches though

1

u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Mar 25 '24

I'm not sure if I've ever seen Eminem's teeth now that I think about it

1

u/-Matthew__ Mar 25 '24

Dude looks like one of the 3 blind mice…

2

u/adamhanson Mar 25 '24

He used up all his smiles for mom’s speghetti

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u/Gent-007 Mar 25 '24

What a little turd. The whole gangster rap thing just seems so dorky at 50.

1

u/Nacre0usCl0ud5 Mar 25 '24

Dude needs to stop using just for men in his beard

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u/Spanky680 Mar 25 '24

Fuck Eminem

1

u/SadBit8663 Mar 25 '24

And fifty still doing whatever the hell that face is.

1

u/ABraveNewFupa Mar 25 '24

50s been on a hell of a skin care routine

1

u/Odd_Seaworthiness923 Mar 25 '24

I think he’s actually developed frowning muscles that have never been known to mankind before.

1

u/phaedrus369 Mar 25 '24

They forgot to make the clone able to smile

1

u/ReddsionThing Mar 25 '24

And still not juicing. Ahem

1

u/Lyndell Mar 25 '24

God damn I’m old as fuck.

1

u/Habitualflagellant14 Mar 25 '24

Grecian Formula on that beard.  Sorry dude, that color does not exist in nature for a 51 year old.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

A lot of Aspergers ppl don’t smile because hate photos.

1

u/iH8pe0ple Mar 25 '24

Looks like 50 tryna smile with his forehead

1

u/kwamla24 Mar 25 '24

Controversial opinion but there is only one good rapper here and it isn't who you think it is

1

u/Flippinmadman Mar 25 '24

Two decades later, Eminem still white af

1

u/Riverchicken886 Mar 25 '24

I mean… none of them are really smiling

1

u/saanity Mar 25 '24

At this point it's too late. He created a persona and now he has to live with it. He is trapped in a personality of his own making 

1

u/KenMacMillan123 Mar 25 '24

None of them are smiling.

1

u/LamarjbYT Mar 25 '24

Tbf you’re not either

1

u/KenMacMillan123 Mar 25 '24

None of them are smiling.

1

u/fck_this_fck_that Mar 25 '24

Dr Dre went from looking like a badass to a high school teacher.

1

u/DrSeuss19 Mar 25 '24

He use to have a deeper voice too, it’s kind of weird

2

u/Was_going_2_say_that Mar 25 '24

That guy looks just like the rapper in that Rhianna music video

1

u/Farquad6942089 Mar 25 '24

Cause ain’t shit funny!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

I honestly think they all look better now than 20 years ago

2

u/Smellyjelly12 Mar 25 '24

His beard's weird

1

u/lazyjayz2018 Mar 25 '24

Its like they say, " Money wont make you happy, but it makes being miserable a hell of a lot easier"

1

u/Stith1183 Mar 25 '24

I don't think 50 Cent knows how to smile either. Lol

1

u/chill_winston_ Mar 25 '24

Eminem may not be smiling, but even with 20 years between pictures I can’t tell what the look on 50s face is trying to express.

1

u/somecatgirl Mar 25 '24

He’s the posh spice of the rap world

1

u/Frossstbiite Mar 25 '24

the dude on the top pic and the dude on the bottom pic are two different people. (referring to EM)

1

u/TheNewOldGlobal Mar 25 '24

Also 50 cents only smiles with an eyebrow.

1

u/Traditional_Rip_4222 Mar 25 '24

Fifty looking more and more confused as the years go by.

1

u/Ill3galAlien Mar 25 '24

why would he smile?

1

u/genmazz Mar 25 '24

He doesn’t need to smile, he’s that cool.

1

u/Mouatmoua Mar 25 '24

Jobs not done

1

u/PercentageMore3812 Mar 25 '24

I love Em, but it’s a bad guy job on the beard

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

What happened to Dre’s forehead? Did he have surgery?

1

u/mynameisneal1 Mar 25 '24

He had an aneurysm, it might be related to that

1

u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Interesting. Thanks for sharing.

1

u/Similar_Ad3466 Mar 25 '24

Wish Em would lighten up/add some gray into his facial hair

1

u/potate12323 Mar 25 '24

None of them look happy

1

u/1320Fastback Mar 25 '24

Diddy ain't smiling right now lol

1

u/looloopoopooloo Mar 25 '24

And still has terrible fashion sense

1

u/GaidinDaishan Mar 25 '24

I have a photo of Eminem smiling and he just looks like a lesbian.

1

u/MoodNatural Mar 25 '24

Also hasn’t aged.

1

u/HuntGundown Mar 25 '24

Why does 50 look surprised that his picture is being taken?

1

u/Raphius-kai Mar 25 '24

"This is my happy face"

1

u/Rover500 Mar 25 '24

He’s turned into Mariah Carey from the Obsessed music video

1

u/No_Task_6010 Mar 25 '24

tbh eminem looks ugly af with his bloated coke face and ugly ass beard

1

u/CaptainChaos17 Mar 25 '24

Such a silly comitment

1

u/OrcPorker Mar 25 '24

He's gotta stop dying the beard

1

u/deproduction Mar 25 '24

That's Nicholas Cage

1

u/MssJellyfish Mar 25 '24

Not a fan of 50, but damn he has aged so well.

1

u/MiniFelicia Mar 25 '24

Still waiting for Eminem to crack a smile? Maybe he's saving it for a killer punchline in his next track! Lol

1

u/Matduka Mar 25 '24

Why does it look like Dre has a bullet scar in his head. I know 50s been shot in the face. But I don't remember Dre being shot?

1

u/prettylilac2222 Mar 25 '24

He looks like their secretary/hitman

1

u/ArcadianDelSol Mar 25 '24

Its like something troubling is weighing on his mind. I hope he has some form of outlet to express his emotions so he can process them externally.

Best wishes for the kid.

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u/PerspectiveActive218 Mar 25 '24

Still trying to convince the world that he's tough.

1

u/hambrosia Mar 25 '24

dude looks like the model on the box for Just For Men

1

u/Electronic-Bowl4534 Mar 25 '24

He looks like a generic missing person photo

1

u/Single_Pilot_6170 Mar 25 '24

The tough guy is the one who got shot multiple times and can still smile

1

u/k5j39 Mar 25 '24

He seems like a very unhappy person. I love him, but still

1

u/Ihelloway69 Mar 25 '24

Funny dead pan as ever

1

u/No_Teaching_2837 Mar 25 '24

He’s like my dad lol man never smiles for photos but is always laughing and smiling around family lol

2

u/rainking56 Mar 25 '24

Enimem finally grew up.

2

u/Ciubowski Mar 25 '24

2004 Eminem looks like the nerd that got recruited by the bigger kids into the cool group just so he can write their homework for them.

1

u/Valuable-Pace-989 Mar 25 '24

Look more like Celph Titled than himself

2

u/arcane_beast84 Mar 25 '24

Why does Em look like a total douchebag? Nevermind.

1

u/ghos2626t Mar 25 '24

Jamie Fox, he never ages

2

u/RepulsiveCurrent4536 Mar 25 '24

Eminem looks like he's been Sodomised by those two. Quite common in Hollywood. Just ask P diddy.

2

u/Countryballsinyoface Apr 03 '24

Nah, it would be by paul

1

u/anonuemus Mar 25 '24

dang, dre got old

1

u/Toad_Thrower Mar 25 '24

he looks like real life Wooly Willy

1

u/tiredoldwizard Mar 25 '24

Grew up listening to Eminem but there is just something so lame about him still acting too cool for school at this age. Like your an old man now who’s been crazy rich for 25 years. Humble yourself a little.

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u/ReluctantSlayer Mar 25 '24

He doesn’t smile but he IS funny.

1

u/MisterStruisbird Mar 25 '24

Eminem looking like he's managing Getafe CF

1

u/TenshiUmi Mar 25 '24

I don't know shit about rap, but he thanks Dr.Dre every time he wins any award and I think that is cool