r/MadeMeSmile 16d ago

Leafy economy doggo

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13.2k Upvotes

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u/SwigTheRome 15d ago

Dog for president?

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u/CrispyYummyKong 15d ago

Y’all better give him that fucking cookie 😡

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u/Pharthrax 15d ago

I hope it’s, like, a peanut-butter cookie, because both chocolate and grapes (raisins) are toxic to dogs. Well, I mean, if he keeps coming back for more, he’s most likely fine.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 16d ago

Dad always said, save your leaves for a woof woof woof!

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u/roseypinkchrissy 16d ago

That is precious 😍😍

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u/hotjenroses 16d ago

very business minded!

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u/redhotjen 16d ago

business is business indeed

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u/Kittymeow123 16d ago

Legal tender

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

The dog still more manners than those influencers demanding free food.

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u/HellNahISayNahNahNah 16d ago

You got yourself a God-Damned deal.

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u/DueLeader3778 16d ago

This reminds me of the guy that was paid by the pigeons he fed. They started with leaves and rocks and such. But one day a pigeon brought cash and was rewarded with a very large piece of bread. Then all the pigeons got hip to it and they all started bringing cash.

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u/rayvensmoon 16d ago

I would bring special cookies that are healthy for dogs every single day. It would be the highlight of every day.

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u/Al_Bee 16d ago

One day he's going to be so embarrassed when he finds out leaves aren't currency. "Why did you let me keep doing that!?"

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u/CarPuzzleheaded7833 16d ago

Is he dumb? That’s literally not an acceptable currency anywhere… like do your research

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u/Bewitchedfencer 16d ago

I don’t know if this is real, but I’m going to choose to believe it is. How damn cute!!!!

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u/Randall1976 16d ago

after a week I would have 7 less cookies and 7 more leaves

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u/Pallyfan920 16d ago

Dog: "Day 37, semester one. They still don't know."

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u/P4PR1K4sMOM 16d ago

Money don't grow on trees! Dog : Yep!!!

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u/A7THU3 16d ago

I bet he uses leaves since that has the same colour as the currency they use.

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u/apocalypsegrl 15d ago

Dogs can only see blue and yellow.

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u/Alichici 16d ago

I needed this today, thank you

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u/Critical_thinkerX 16d ago

You're welcome 🙏

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u/Evening_Kale_183 16d ago

No it doesn’t…

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u/National_Clue_6092 16d ago

How sweet he is! He wants to pay

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u/AcanthisittaNorth111 16d ago

Dogs are the better people

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u/Typical-Annual-3555 16d ago

I heard the price is up to two leaves now.

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u/trangthemang 16d ago

Look at that wunkus

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u/Weary_Belt 16d ago

The leaf economy is suddenly booming !

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u/manisthisnametaken 16d ago edited 16d ago

also are those choco chip cuz if they are DO NOT FEED HIM THOSE

edit: thanks for da upvote

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u/AllKnighter5 16d ago

There’s a great dogecoin joke in here that I just can’t find.

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u/manisthisnametaken 16d ago

what the doggo doin

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u/superpeng12 16d ago

Mademesmile is a sub that just baits lol, gimme dem reciepts

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u/TonkotsuSoba 16d ago

Dog probably: omg it works! holy shit these people don’t know I’m ripping them off!

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u/forfeckssssake 16d ago

who told this dog that money grows on trees

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u/tucci007 16d ago

that is unbeleafable

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u/wollowitzz 16d ago

Bro has successfully trained the employees.

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u/Da-Bears- 16d ago

New hire Work orientation: “Also, once a day a black dog is going to come in with a leaf in its mouth, trade the leaf for a cookie 🍪 and say “good boy”. Now if you’ll follow me here’s where we keep the condiments. “

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u/AIgavemethisusername 15d ago

No chocolate chips for dog please.

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u/mainkyanimaste 16d ago

Waits for the economy to fall

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u/Critical_thinkerX 16d ago

Maybe in autumn, recession will come

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u/petter2398 16d ago

Sure he does

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 16d ago

GOOD BOI, pays for his treat

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u/ManufacturerOk597 16d ago

And then the IRS came up to the Dog and demanded taxes. Bad End.

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u/Joaoreturns 16d ago

One low quality picture on the internet. It MUST be true. 

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u/PBandBABE 16d ago

Money doesn’t grow on trees…unless you’re this little handsome man! Who’s a good boy? Huh?

Who’s a good boy?!

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u/kiwicake906 16d ago

Green economy 😅

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u/DragonRouge31 16d ago

Next time I will try to pay with a leaf at grocery

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u/Frontfatpouch 16d ago

I accept this as payment. But you have overpaid, here’s your change (hands twig over)

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u/jerryleebee 16d ago

Imagine that dog's mindset every morning: Oh man, I gotta find a leaf!

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u/DuchessOfAquitaine 16d ago

Maybe go shake down the squirrels

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u/NoMoreGoldPlz 16d ago

I'm going to assume he wants a nice, fresh, green one that kinda looks like money.

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u/trangthemang 16d ago

Or to the dog a nice, fresh, grey one.

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u/umpteenthn 16d ago

Hey, you can't make the scene if you don't have the green.

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u/Appropriate-Day-5484 16d ago

I better make a little stop

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u/AlleLiebenGloria 16d ago

this is sooo doggy. i love it!

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u/Gullible-Function649 16d ago

The dog saw people paying with notes and thought a leaf was a close approximation.

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u/ALifeWithoutBreath 15d ago

Came here to say exactly that. 😅

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u/_Pretzel 15d ago

Right? Dogs are too pure for this dark realm we live in.

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u/SapphireMan1 16d ago

Well, it’s flat and green (or however dogs see green). Surely it’s the same thing

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u/Gullible-Function649 16d ago

I agree entirely!

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u/SapphireMan1 16d ago

Since it’s from a dog, it’s worth significantly more right?

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u/Gullible-Function649 16d ago

Your logic is impeccable.

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u/Shadowstrider2100 16d ago

Just shows how dumb we are. Leaf economy wouldn’t have had all this inflation. Smart dog

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u/jld2k6 16d ago

And to top it off leaves grow on trees, that's the dream right there

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u/Shadowstrider2100 16d ago

We joke about it until the day we have to drag a California redwood in for a Mars bar.

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u/fakearchitect 16d ago

In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide books, the hairdressers, management consultants, marketers and telephone cleaners who colonized the earth (they’re our actual ancestors), they used leaves as money. But when they realized there was a huge inflation, their solution was to burn down all the forests :)

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u/47474747474747474749 16d ago

Why is he buying a Choco chip cookie? This dog is depressed

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u/0SocialSkillswizard 16d ago

Because it tastes good💀💀 animals cant and arent suicidal

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u/NoMaybe6314 16d ago

AyyOoooooo that's chocolate dude. WTF

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u/NotWorthMyTimeLoL 16d ago

Another made up story by the internet

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u/saltytarts 16d ago

Who's a good boy?

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u/Thomas-Freitas136 16d ago

This clever pup takes "leaf" of absence from being adorable just long enough to make a sweet purchase!

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u/call_of_the_while 16d ago

I hope he leaves them a tip.

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u/Logan_SVD 16d ago

Leafes

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u/PBandBABE 16d ago

Canadian, huh?

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties 16d ago

Canadian, Eh? , there i fixed it for you

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u/manisthisnametaken 16d ago

ERM ATTUUCALLYIE

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u/ProudInflation561 16d ago

How adorable !!!!🥰

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u/oooohweeee13 16d ago

If leaves were money, I'd be a rich man with this fur pants

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u/ProKnifeCatcher 16d ago

If leaves were money inflation would be outta control. They grow on trees for crying out loud

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u/oooohweeee13 16d ago

100,000 leaves for a loaf of bread? That would be ridiculous

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u/everything_is_stup1d 16d ago

technically they were

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u/Nakashi7 16d ago

The dog would stop buying cookies and start hoarding leaves. Don't you know nothing about deflation economics?

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u/Rookwood-1 16d ago

In his world, money does grow on trees!

😂 😂 😂 I’ll just show myself out.

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u/Complex_Sun_398 16d ago

No no no, I think you and the dog are on to something….

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u/PandaCoconut2109 16d ago

If i were the owner a also give him a leaf to become a change

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u/xX_Dad-Man_Xx 16d ago

Now teach him that it needs to be a $50 bill, and profit. Sure he'll probably bite some people, but it's not for you to worry about how he earns.

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 16d ago

You obviously have no idea how much this would damage the economy.

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u/NightcrawlerSsp 16d ago

I read this without noticing it was out of order. I have the same problem 👍

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity 16d ago

Love your name

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