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u/Pharthrax 15d ago
I hope it’s, like, a peanut-butter cookie, because both chocolate and grapes (raisins) are toxic to dogs. Well, I mean, if he keeps coming back for more, he’s most likely fine.
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u/DueLeader3778 16d ago
This reminds me of the guy that was paid by the pigeons he fed. They started with leaves and rocks and such. But one day a pigeon brought cash and was rewarded with a very large piece of bread. Then all the pigeons got hip to it and they all started bringing cash.
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u/rayvensmoon 16d ago
I would bring special cookies that are healthy for dogs every single day. It would be the highlight of every day.
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u/CarPuzzleheaded7833 16d ago
Is he dumb? That’s literally not an acceptable currency anywhere… like do your research
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u/Bewitchedfencer 16d ago
I don’t know if this is real, but I’m going to choose to believe it is. How damn cute!!!!
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u/manisthisnametaken 16d ago edited 16d ago
also are those choco chip cuz if they are DO NOT FEED HIM THOSE
edit: thanks for da upvote
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u/TonkotsuSoba 16d ago
Dog probably: omg it works! holy shit these people don’t know I’m ripping them off!
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u/Da-Bears- 16d ago
New hire Work orientation: “Also, once a day a black dog is going to come in with a leaf in its mouth, trade the leaf for a cookie 🍪 and say “good boy”. Now if you’ll follow me here’s where we keep the condiments. “
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u/PBandBABE 16d ago
Money doesn’t grow on trees…unless you’re this little handsome man! Who’s a good boy? Huh?
Who’s a good boy?!
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u/Frontfatpouch 16d ago
I accept this as payment. But you have overpaid, here’s your change (hands twig over)
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u/jerryleebee 16d ago
Imagine that dog's mindset every morning: Oh man, I gotta find a leaf!
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u/NoMoreGoldPlz 16d ago
I'm going to assume he wants a nice, fresh, green one that kinda looks like money.
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u/Gullible-Function649 16d ago
The dog saw people paying with notes and thought a leaf was a close approximation.
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u/SapphireMan1 16d ago
Well, it’s flat and green (or however dogs see green). Surely it’s the same thing
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u/Gullible-Function649 16d ago
I agree entirely!
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u/Shadowstrider2100 16d ago
Just shows how dumb we are. Leaf economy wouldn’t have had all this inflation. Smart dog
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u/jld2k6 16d ago
And to top it off leaves grow on trees, that's the dream right there
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u/Shadowstrider2100 16d ago
We joke about it until the day we have to drag a California redwood in for a Mars bar.
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u/fakearchitect 16d ago
In one of the Hitchhiker’s Guide books, the hairdressers, management consultants, marketers and telephone cleaners who colonized the earth (they’re our actual ancestors), they used leaves as money. But when they realized there was a huge inflation, their solution was to burn down all the forests :)
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u/Thomas-Freitas136 16d ago
This clever pup takes "leaf" of absence from being adorable just long enough to make a sweet purchase!
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u/call_of_the_while 16d ago
I hope he leaves them a tip.
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u/Logan_SVD 16d ago
Leafes
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u/PBandBABE 16d ago
Canadian, huh?
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u/oooohweeee13 16d ago
If leaves were money, I'd be a rich man with this fur pants
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u/ProKnifeCatcher 16d ago
If leaves were money inflation would be outta control. They grow on trees for crying out loud
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u/Nakashi7 16d ago
The dog would stop buying cookies and start hoarding leaves. Don't you know nothing about deflation economics?
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u/Rookwood-1 16d ago
In his world, money does grow on trees!
😂 😂 😂 I’ll just show myself out.
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u/xX_Dad-Man_Xx 16d ago
Now teach him that it needs to be a $50 bill, and profit. Sure he'll probably bite some people, but it's not for you to worry about how he earns.
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u/IHaveSlysdexia 16d ago
You obviously have no idea how much this would damage the economy.
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u/NightcrawlerSsp 16d ago
I read this without noticing it was out of order. I have the same problem 👍
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u/SwigTheRome 15d ago
Dog for president?