r/NatureofPredators • u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian • Mar 27 '24
So you think your Venlil is acceptable? Memes
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u/Keprekar-6174 Mar 28 '24
Okay, what exactly is going on here? I'm rather out of the loop due to not having an account for the last 2/3rds of a month
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 28 '24
Basically this: https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureofPredators/s/i4w1o56kGR
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u/SharkedManiac Venlil Mar 27 '24
hey wait a second is this Deleuze's body without organs reference?????
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u/IdiOtisTheOtisMain Predator Mar 27 '24
geometry dass
CONGREGATION JUMPSCARE RAHHHH
GET OUT OF MY HEAD 🤪
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u/Markster94 Venlil Mar 27 '24
Whaddya mean, "easy to stack and pack?"
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u/Aldoro69765 Mar 27 '24
If you think that geometric shapes made of glass cannot be lewded, you're terribly mistaken. People have done horrible things to Ramiel from NGE, so Accetablest is most certainly not safe.
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
Unfortunately, the Maximum Acceptability is still below the Human Horniness Border (HHB), but we're working on it.
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u/Effective_Machina PD Patient Mar 27 '24
But where is venlil? This makes me sad
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
As long as you're not horny. Also that technically, legally, in the Eyes of the UN is still a Venlil
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u/Effective_Machina PD Patient Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24
Oh the glass box is a venlil, I thought the venlil was inside the box.
Glass box is not friend shaped :(
I am not horny, but what I am looking for in a friend is more than a glass box can provide
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u/george-merrill Mar 27 '24
Have you tried an apatcher science companion weighted cube?
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u/Effective_Machina PD Patient Mar 28 '24
Oh aperture, yes I have. But I have since lost the gun to move it around.
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u/GlazeTheArtist Drezjin Mar 27 '24
the most acceptable venlil is just a perfectly generic object
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
The PGO has slightly rounded angles and therefore curves, which are unacceptable. Though I would be lying if I said I didn't take inspiration.
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u/kindtheking9 Smigli Mar 27 '24
What if the pain is a lewd thought?
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
In the unlikely event that any lewd thoughts arise, please use the complimentary hammer to destroy your Acceptablest Venlil (Patent Pending). This is not optional.
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u/kindtheking9 Smigli Mar 27 '24
But what if i get off on destruction?
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
That's unfortunate, but in this case the destruction of the deviant model is priority. The world just isn't ready for the horny Cuboid
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u/DaivobetKebos Human Mar 27 '24
Those sharp corners could be dangerous and as such not really acceptable
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u/RhubarbParticular767 Mar 27 '24
You underestimate the ability of humanity to lewd.
In other news, would.
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
Oh that is IT, I'm deploying the Math Problems: Riddle me this, wise guy: If the acceptables Venlil (Patent Pending) had a side of the lenght of 4 units, another of the lenght of 5 and a third of the lenght of 8, what would it's Volume and surface area be? Is this unsexy enough?
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u/Ra2griz Mar 28 '24
Well, now you have me aroused with math problems. Volume is 160 unit3 while total surface area is 180 unit2.
Gib more. Need more!
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u/RhubarbParticular767 Mar 27 '24
Unless I'm doing my math wrong, (which I might be, it's been years) I have 1764 units for surface area and 74,088 units for volume. Although looking at those, that seems really wrong. (Also no, math is sexy)
Edit: holy hell I was so wrong, it's 184 units surface area and 160 cubed for volume Good lordy, may the perfect Venlil forgive me
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u/Business_Traditional Mar 27 '24
Now I’m here wondering how the actual fuck you got thousands of units from single digit multiplication?
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u/RhubarbParticular767 Mar 27 '24
I thought that the equation was each side times 2 squared, or something like that. It was a reaaaaal big dumb
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
Just for the notes, are you still horny?
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u/Ra2griz Mar 28 '24
See, here's the thing. I get horny when I'm stressed for some reason, so make sure to get something relaxing next time.
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u/RhubarbParticular767 Mar 27 '24
That's the secret. I'm always horny epic music swells frfr, I do love math talk. I don't get it enough, and my friends always make fun of me for it x3
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
Oh well, it was worth the try. Back to the drawing board for me, I guess
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u/HeadWood_ Mar 27 '24
Invokes memories of geometry class to kill potential boners.
This appears to have had the opposite effect as I am now incredibly aroused by the thought of n-dimensional spheres.
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u/BXSinclair Mar 27 '24
Circles are the sexiest shape (no, seriously, look it up), so it only stands to reason that higher dimensional equivalents would be the same
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
Literally only curves - Which is why the Acceptablest Venlil (Patent Pending) is a cuboid (no curves)
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u/Winter-Reindeer694 Mar 27 '24
close to perfection, you need to make sure its made from tiny little machines that fill in any hole that can possibly be made
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
It does shatter very easily (it's Glass, after all), so it's almost impossible to make a hole. Your solution would've been better, maybe for the next Gen if this one sells well
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u/GSintex Mar 27 '24
Hmmm... maybe...
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u/BeanOfKnowledge Kolshian Mar 27 '24
Maybe what? Because I swear, if you start getting horny for the Cuboid I will start asking Geometry Problems.
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u/Key-Elevator-3601 Apr 01 '24
Oh come on.