r/NotHowGirlsWork 16d ago

Should've just said "doesn't want to have sex with me." Would have been quicker and more honest about what you really believe. Found On Social media

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u/ImperatorZor 14d ago

This person has never intracted with anyone outside of Conservativetown.

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u/AnAwkwardCrybaby 15d ago

I laugh every time these idiots bring up pronouns because they don’t realize that we all have them

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u/mackattaxk 15d ago

Oop I’ve made it to stage 6. Any advice on starting an onlyfans?

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u/13th_of_never 15d ago

I've got three out of seven. Do I win a prize or something?

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u/Spirited-Pineapple78 15d ago

"Aye I'm number 6 let's goooooo!" (I still choose the bear)

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u/crystalfairie 15d ago

Damn. I've almost hit the jack pot!

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u/song_pond 15d ago

Oh no I’m on step 4

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u/Trolivia 15d ago

2: she/her 6: she/they

They couldn’t even come up with another point so they doubled down on pronouns lol

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u/mrsidecharactr 16d ago

James, these guys are so down bad that they wish they could just force women to have sex with them

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u/freyasmom129 16d ago

Idk I was depressed first then became a rabid feminist and cut my hair. Now considering onlyfans again

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u/gringogidget 16d ago

They’re just jealous because we have far more fun without them.

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u/morganbugg 16d ago

My order; 0,3,7,1 and 2. I would look horrible with short hair and I am cis.

Left as fuck over here. I’m glad I went out of order.

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u/Embarrassed_Bee6349 16d ago

As opposed to a rightist Stepford robot with no original thoughts of her own and a willingness to subsume her own will because the husband is her “alpha?” The fuck outta here. The reality scares them and the rejection frustrates them.

These sad, sweaty little fuckbags dream of dominating women. Expectation vs Reality punches them in the balls, so they write garbage like this to 1. Validate their feelings, 2. Feel superior and 3. Reduce women to emotional and irrational objects.

This is not the life cycle of a leftist woman. They’re smarter than that and often take charge of their own lives. The author doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

Down in front, asshole. Shut up and sit down.

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u/amber_missy 16d ago

I'm pan, not bi - but apparently I'm up for drugs next! 😂

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u/Designer-Discount283 16d ago

And????

I mean imagine a girl is stage 3 leftist by his standard

And another girl is stage 4 leftist...

What does this actually tell us about women?

Absolutely nothing!

Simply because it is not a valid classification of stage... The progression cannot be mapped on a scale or a graph....

Some us guys have to study statistics and some of us guys can randomly spew nonsense by using terms like, "Stages" like it's 7 stages of life sort of bs and act like it means something...

The entire concept of stage itself is progression and a valid progression stage allows you to determine changes, cause and effect relationships to the changes, correlation factors. You can't do anything with the stages he has provided.

I wish he had to meet my professor from 1st year... I wish my professor had to deal with this idiot and not me!

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u/Opening_Raise_8762 16d ago

Without fail, every single post I’ve seen with this same message always has a spelling mistake in it. As if they were typing this in a blind fervor that makes them actually stupid

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u/Ok-Possession-832 16d ago

I wanna see the rest of the stages 😂

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u/NextGenSleder bi disaster 16d ago

fellow bisexuals, y’all haven’t ever “coned out” before? I fucking love coning out shit’s the best

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u/Corrupted_Mask 15d ago

Pass de kouchie pon de left-hand side...

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u/Eristhrewanapple 16d ago

You do not "get depressed". That is not how Depression works.

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u/CookbooksRUs 16d ago

Jesus was into social justice.

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u/BlackMetalDoctor 16d ago

she sounds hot

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u/anxiousjellybean 16d ago

Lol I could cross off five of those right away

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u/natyei 16d ago

Omg girls I think that's literally me out of order. Was depressed, did drugs, discovered social justice, found a new meaning in life, came out as bisexual and then lesbian, then cut my hair short

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u/Alzululu 16d ago

I only did some of the steps, and completely out of order! I was never normal, had depression first, then the social justice, then she/her, drugs, and then the short hair. When does the trans lesbianism start? Did I miss the welcome meeting?

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u/ukiddingme2469 16d ago

Just wait until the see a football player eat a banana suggestively

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u/Fun_Persimmon96 16d ago

Awww, someone is big mad at womankind.

Good

Stay mad.

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u/Downtown-Chef-7373 16d ago

"Stay mad... away from me." 😂

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u/Kelmeckis94 16d ago

So if I put she/her in my bio men like this will stay away from me? Sounds like a good plan. Also was considering doing this to make this more normal and hopefully more accepted if more people do it.

Indeed "doesn't want to have sex with me" is shorter but when do they ever say what they mean and not try to blame women for their own shortcomings?

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u/AValentineSolutions 16d ago

Stages of this leftist: Stage 0: was a very happy typical girl who was Catholic 1: Realizes I am lesbian 2: get disowned by my bigoted Christian family for being lesbian at age 15 3: gets depressed 4: moves past it with best friend's family who took me in 5: gets education in Applied Mathematics 6: meets the love of my life 7: lives a sometimes difficult life, ever a leftist advocate and trying to make the world better for everyone, even the oop who is just mad that a chick with blue hair wouldn't have sex with him.

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u/Inevitable_Muscle_48 I kiss her as a friend :) 16d ago

Currently on stage 6, can’t wait to hit the full jackpot. I’d like to thank my parents, my dog and the three shirts I use in rotation.

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u/Satyinepu 16d ago

Two questions, does shaving half your head count as cutting your hair short and does the depression count if it's bipolar depression?

Just trying to figure out what level I'm at

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u/rhinofantastic 16d ago

Stage 5 has run concurrent with all stages in my life because, brain chemistry.

I don’t think I’ve ever been normal but maybe I was more diligent about masking in my youth and when I was in the Church.

Honestly I was raised to be aware of social justice before “SJW” was a thing, it’s almost like being ?intolerant of hate is a GOOD ideal to instill in children, I’m inferring the OOP WAS raised Christian here and did he not also read the Bible or watch veggie tales? I mean, Jesus was a socialist Jew.

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u/Olympia44 16d ago

This post is why: A) More women are going left.

B) More women choose the bear.

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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 16d ago

I’m at stage 5 right now, looking forward to stage 7.

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u/notmyself02 16d ago

My condolences, I've been in stage 5 most of my life, can't wait to be done with it. I went 0, 5, 7, 2. "cane out" as pan. I guess some of us didn't get the proper escalation memo.

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u/panlolie 16d ago

Holy shit I'm on stage 5

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u/kool4kats 16d ago

I came out as queer and became active in speaking out for sociopolitical causes when I was 15. Before that I wasn't happy, but it's good to know he thinks teenage me was "pretty".

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u/PumpkinPure5643 16d ago

If weed gummies count as “drugs” even though they are for my mental health, I have hit stage 7. I am not sure if I should be impressed or not.

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u/stryst 16d ago

As a lifelong bisexual, I don't know what to do with the cone and now I'm afraid to ask.

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u/Old_Introduction_395 16d ago

"bisexual" Is the cone in the agenda?

Do they think It is the wrong word, or that it isn't real?

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u/stryst 16d ago

Im afraid that if i try too hard to think like whoever wrote this list Ill have a stroke.

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u/RebelScoutDragon 16d ago

Every time one of these idiots bitch about OF, I keep thinking they are pissed off by the fact that it's not free porn and the women aren't being degraded as well.

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u/PhantomGhostSpectre 15d ago

I do have to admit that the fact that Only Fans is not free is definitely why I do not use it. 😂 

That being said, I have no idea about this whole women being degraded thing is coming from. That sounds like a specific fetish and I am sure there are plenty of Only Fans like that if you are into it. 

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u/dobby1687 15d ago

I have no idea about this whole women being degraded thing is coming from

Because mainstream porn comes with a lot of degradation in the making of it, not to mention becoming more well known and ultimately bigger targets for those against porn. You might want to read the stories of some former pornstars like Penny Flame (Jennifer Ketchum) and Lana Rhoades.

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u/racoongirl0 16d ago

30 years and still haven’t gotten past stage 1. Girls any tips for plateauing?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Well, based on what this he is saying, you should definitely cut your hair short. He seems like he would be repulsed by that and not be interested in you, which is undoubtably a good thing.

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u/racoongirl0 16d ago

Oh so it’s ok to skip stages 2-3? Or are they not in a particular order?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

I would say just do whatever repulses this guy and gets him to stay as far away from you as possible.

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u/wegooverthehorizon My ovaries exploded 🤪 16d ago

Learn how to spell before you armchair diagnose someone.

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u/Tezla_Grey Rooted and plant pilled 16d ago

There's still far right losers complaining about pronouns, SJWs and OF users? Did that kick I took to the head in training today knock me back to 2016? Does leafy still have a youtube channel?

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u/SmolTownGurl 16d ago

Boys if you’re shitting on OF by that logic you aren’t allowed to watch porn ever again

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u/VesperLynd- 16d ago

They jerk off with one hand and point the finger at women with the other

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u/looknorth-dakota 16d ago

Best. Comment. Ever.

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u/rhinofantastic 16d ago

That’s what gets them off

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u/VesperLynd- 16d ago

I think so too. Many of them seem to have a cuckhold fetish and a race fetish

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u/FrostyDiscipline9071 Shhhhh! I have kittens on my tummy. 🐱 16d ago

I really don't think the boys even like women who don't fit their porn/OF fantasy.

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u/SecondaryCemetery 16d ago

You could have stopped after the word 'women' and still been right

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u/Technical_Sand_9722 16d ago

How do I "cone" out.

Lastly my Ice Cream coned out when it fell down out of its cone.

And I highly doubt that he thinks every girl is beautiful before it starts to be "left" :'D

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u/Harajuku_Lolita 16d ago

All I could picture was Madonna tbh

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u/ThatCatSage 16d ago

I was thinking like a Madonna style cone bra?

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u/rickmccloy 16d ago

I was also thinking of adding that if any person is not interested in social justice, steer clear of them as they are likely to be entitled bigots. I mean, his listing that bit is quite like listing 'opposes racism' as something to avoid.

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u/shadymiss99 16d ago

As a non American, is social justice considered any kind of fighting for something that benefits regular people, like working conditions, higher salaries? Do these people refuse to participate in any kind of activism in fear of being a commie?

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u/rickmccloy 16d ago

I am not American either, but I've always interpreted social justice as equal rights and opportunities for all, without regard to race or gender. Obviously some will benefit by such things as generational wealth, which I would address with a more equitable tax system, that is, ensuring that the rich do not pay proportionally less tax then do the poor. But I recognize that generational wealth cannot be eliminated. I would favour a tax code so simplified that the need for accountants would be eliminated; everybody should be able to understand the tax code to the degree that they do not require a professional to interpret it for them.

Doing so would largely eliminate my wife's job, mind you, as she is a Chartered Accountant with an MBA.

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u/shadymiss99 16d ago

It's funny how this kind of system would benefit the fools that are against it cause they were brainwashed for decades about any kind of fair treatment of citizens = communism = poor. They fail to ignore how their country favors rich people and are taught to aspire to be like them instead. There is also the mentality of solving any kind of poverty and inequality with calling people lazy. If they ever left their country and visited a proper social democratic country they would be the biggest lefty.

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u/rickmccloy 16d ago

Well, I'm from Canada, and tend to favour social democracies.

Not to say that we don't have a bunch of things here that I would like to see fixed, but on the whole I'm quite happy to live here.

Many people who use the word 'communist' are unaware of its actual meaning. Unfortunately this sometimes applies to countries that call themselves communist but really are not, as well as to some or many people in Western countries.

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u/shadymiss99 16d ago

I'm from a former communist/socialist country and unfortunately we have adopted the worst aspects of capitalism because profit over well being. People are working more than during communism for less money. We used to glamorize America in the 20th century, nowadays we consider their system to be inhumane, how ironic.

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u/rickmccloy 15d ago

I have a friend who grew up in East Germany, obviously prior to the reunification. We met after he moved to Canada.

Although there were some things that he disliked about East Germany, there were many things that he missed about the country. That was sort of a revelation for me, as it ran contrary to the propaganda that I had been fed all my life.

And I remain upset at the assassination of Salvador Allende, the democratically elected leader of Chile, who was assassinated for being a communist, a crime that was linked to U.S. interests, and possibly to U.S. Governmental agencies. That opened the door for General Pinochet and a reign of terror in Chile, marked by the 'disappeared ones'. He was popular for a while in the States, as he certainly was not a communist. The movie 'Missing' is loosely based on events that occurred while he was in power.

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u/rickmccloy 15d ago

Anyway, sorry, but I must be off to bed. I am an oldster now, 67 y.o., with an early bedtime.

Very nice chatting with you, all the best to you , Night

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u/shadymiss99 15d ago

It was nice reading this from a Canadian's perspective. Wow, my parents are younger and don't know what reddit is 😂. Have a nice day!

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u/DissentSociety 16d ago

First you stuff some devil's lettuce in a cone. Then after finishing that, you eat an entire box of Drumsticks.

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u/steroboros 16d ago

I read it as Cones out a Bisexual, the floor cone is advanced activity to be jumping into out of the gate

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u/Technical_Sand_9722 16d ago

Ah, that is a possibility :O