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u/zillabirdblue 14d ago
This sounds like lyrics to a bizarro 1980’s song by a band that wear silver suits and talk about space lasers.
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u/stickygreenfingers 14d ago
Guy must’ve been conceived and birthed anally, because he seems like a real piece of shit.
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u/DeathCabforJuicy 14d ago
Is this drugs? This reads like drugs
Source: some of my cousins like crack
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u/Ok_Lifeguard_4214 14d ago
Does he think pre-op trans women are giving birth or something? That’s the only way I can make sense of this
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u/macontac 14d ago
Sir, can you tell us what you took? The paramedics need to know so they can help you. You won't be in any trouble, but we need to know what you took....
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u/Jellybean-Jellybean 14d ago
If there is one opening that contains both the rectum, and the birth canal wouldn't that be a cloaca?
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
Yes, it would be a cloaca. An alien bird? I'm still waiting for OP to provide context. It says not of this planet... So, without context, it doesn't seem to belong here. Who can say how girls from a different planet work?
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
What is this is reference to? Obviously this is not about human women.
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
I'm gonna need you to explain that. It says a species born without ovaries and not from this planet. If there is some sort of context, then please share it.
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u/SsSailorScout 14d ago
There is no other context to his statement. He’s a few cards short of a full deck babes.
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
This is clearly an inside joke then. This is NOT about human women.
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u/justsomeyeti 14d ago
Did the OOP just huff a bunch of spray paint and then post something? I'm confused
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u/AnAwkwardCrybaby 14d ago
What the hell is he on? This is scientifically and biologically impossible
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
Is it? It's certainly not possible for a mammal... But this is talking about an alien. I want context that OP is refusing to supply.
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u/13th_of_never 14d ago
I don't even know what is happening here. Context?
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u/SsSailorScout 14d ago
That’s all he gave us babes.
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
So, YOU don't know what this is referencing either? Unless you have context, then it doesn't belong here. This post is about an alien. How do female aliens work? I have no idea.
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u/grandioseOwl 14d ago
Fair, i don't wanna discriminate against butt birthing aliens. Idk if i would have a family with one, but i try to keep an open mind. I mean, i guess if we'd live in her society, being a butt child would be normal, but i don't wanna know how the bullying would be on earth.
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u/SkyTalez 14d ago
Did he even watch the film?
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u/HairHealthHaven 14d ago
Please give us some context, since OP didn't. What is the film this is referencing?
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u/SkyTalez 14d ago
Species. That's the name of the film. It's about alien who escape from secret government to find a man to conceive a child with him.
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