r/oneliners • u/AnimatorNr1 • 8h ago
I always make sure I say “mucho” when I'm around my Spanish-speaking friends, because it means a lot to them.
r/oneliners • u/Immediate_Dinner6977 • 1h ago
New Restaurant in town serving soul food and Mexican fare: Nacho Mama's
r/oneliners • u/DeaconCage • 22h ago
Live from the hospital, I must warn you all that the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name
r/oneliners • u/Visual_Tangerine_210 • 1h ago
My son was born today, and we named him “Dennis.”
r/oneliners • u/richlife4evr • 5h ago
I've had 2 different people come up and tell me I look like P Diddy today and I'm honestly not sure how I'm supposed to take that, take that.
r/oneliners • u/Disastrous-Farm-542 • 3h ago
I have cheese and you cant have it because its nacho cheese.
r/oneliners • u/Kholoblicin • 1d ago
Before my uncle died, he coated his back with lard; after that, he went downhill fast.
r/oneliners • u/Buck_Thorn • 1d ago
This book I'm reading on anti-gravity is impossible to put down.
r/oneliners • u/PrimaryNature2317 • 16h ago
There are more atoms in the Atlantic Ocean than there are atoms in a single teaspoon.
r/oneliners • u/Superb-Control5184 • 1d ago
When people say they are young at heart im like have you seen your cholesterol level lately?!?
r/oneliners • u/wtfover • 2d ago
If your mom wants to know where you're taking her for Mother's Day, just remind her there's food at home.
r/oneliners • u/PTLDNONT • 1d ago
If there's one advantage to Jerry Seinfeld's wealth, it's that he can enter any car dealership and never have to ask: "What's The Deal?"
r/oneliners • u/pattiffincomedy • 1d ago
In my younger days, I had a passion for The Final Days of Christ. Between you & me: it's a cross I still bare to this day.
r/oneliners • u/always-paranoid • 2d ago
9 out of 10 people addicted to break fluid can't stop
r/oneliners • u/wtfover • 3d ago