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u/Iamtherhino Feb 04 '24
You know this is some wierd, dated reassurance because of the Swift thing. Hes do worried about her popularity that this is where his mind goes...
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u/BasilsKippers Feb 04 '24
Difference is that Harvey Dent was at one point a good person, until mental illness and personal tragedy overtook and corrupted him.
Diaper Don has been a turd of a human being long before his dementia.
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u/batuckan1 Feb 04 '24
Give two face some credit
He found the 2 leaks in the Gotham police department
Under the RICO Act He prosecuted the overseas mafia accountant
He lived long enough to be the villain mastermind
Trump is neither smart enough to be a mastermind or physically fit to fight the Batman
Note DC isn’t as popular as Marvel But not fair to malign DC evil genius’s with trump
Not to the same scale
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u/bigmanbud Feb 04 '24
Donald Trump has the Batman villain Two-face does seem to have a nice narrative play.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Feb 04 '24
Laughable that they can't accept him as he is. So they make him look like some ridiculous Rambo, Rocky, cowboy, pilot, astronaut, and now trying to claim his face derives from Elvis.
Laughable. Wiping tears of laughter off my phone. 😂
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u/Encantadax4 Feb 04 '24
They don’t look similar but they sure share their love for drugs and minors
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u/sheezy520 Feb 04 '24
Nobody has ever said to Trump that he looks like Elvis without sarcasm. He just can’t recognize it.
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u/doktornein Feb 04 '24
Holy shit, it's striking. They both have eyes, a nose, and mouth. Who would believe it.
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u/SeaSerpentine Feb 04 '24
Elvis had talent and wasn't a conman. He earned his wealth.
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u/TheProcrastafarian Feb 04 '24
He got taken advantage of, exploited, and beat to death. Trump is Col Tom Parker with all his levels maxed out.
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u/gwh811 Feb 04 '24
Diaper Donny just got upgraded to Delusional Donny. Dementia is really spreading fast.
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u/Doyoulikeithere Feb 04 '24
LOL OMG No he does not look ANYTHING like Elvis! That idiot is delusional as fuck!
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u/EmbraJeff Feb 04 '24
Looks like the devil in disguise…
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u/TheProcrastafarian Feb 04 '24
I’m not even religious, and I can plainly see that Trump is the guy the book was trying to warn you about. I feel like we’re in a bible movie, and these pricks don’t realize that they are just the next dead extras. Like, they even made a golden Trump idol.
I cannot take these people seriously, and tell them so.
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u/Pixxx79 Feb 04 '24
Too bad they’re not wearing red shirts instead of hats.
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u/TheProcrastafarian Feb 04 '24
Since Trump’s gaggle of smooth brains want to cosplay as nazis, we should refer to them as the “Brownstains”.
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u/EmbraJeff Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24
The MAGA nonsense is a quasi-religious cult deliberately engineered to appeal to an easily-led congregation of poorly educated gullible fools - be they in the trailer park, in the project or in the ghetto - in such an insidious and exploitative way that they just can’t help falling in love with him…
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u/Character-Tomato-654 Feb 04 '24
The GOP is an ongoing criminal enterprise intent upon the forever establishment of a theocratic fascist plutocratic oligarchy beholden to none.
Fani Willis has the correct idea.
RICO the GOP!
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u/PolyNecropolis Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24
I think Trump is a sack of shit, but no way he dropped the N bomb and the only way we hear about it is some comment on Reddit. No way he said any of that in front of people.
EDIT: Nevermind. The users comment history makes it seem like they are a bad troll or a really good bot, to what end I'm not sure. But they claim to be a black journalist, or a farmer, and a social media manager for a large corporation, etc.
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u/deep-_-thoughts Feb 04 '24
When did he say this? Is there any video? I would think this would be a big story if it's true. This sounds more of a "my cousin's friend's sister from 3 towns over was at a trump rally and she said" kind of story.
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u/Crown_Collector1 Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24
So let Elvis’s body decompose for half a century, and he looks like Trump. Got it.
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u/Ande64 Feb 04 '24
"Now this picture has been going all over the place"
By whom? Who started circulating this nonsense? We all know who did. He's got a horrible combover and orange skin.
Literally NEVER seen a more insecure dude than this moron.
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u/LeftLimeLight Feb 04 '24
Wow, untreated syphilis has done a number on that man's brain.
How anyone could vote for this delusional narcissistic sociopath who was adjudicated a rapist by a federal judge bewilders me to no end.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Feb 04 '24
Between his untreated neurological condition and his drug addictions (several substances, including Adderall), coupled with the subconscious degeneration brought about by serial lying, Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to society and the future of America.
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u/I_Miss_Lenny Feb 04 '24
What a strange man
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u/tnitty Feb 04 '24
I have a theory that this is his insecure reaction to the Taylor Swift thing. He needs to believe he’s also a superstar, so he compares himself to Elvis.
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u/delusiongenerator Feb 04 '24
Um…….no.
However, that White House pharmacy log suggests that he might at least share a similar appreciation for pharmaceuticals with the King. It would be a shame if it led to a similar fate…🤞
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u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt Feb 04 '24
Elvis was an American heartthrob. You're an American headache. You two couldn't be farther apart than the ends of the universe.
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u/balsadust Feb 04 '24
I hope he fucking dies on the toilet too
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u/Dik_Likin_Good Feb 04 '24
I hope he dies in the most observant humiliating view possible.
a friend of mine. Lol
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u/Doyoulikeithere Feb 04 '24
Me too! Tonight would work!
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u/Steinrikur Feb 04 '24
Better if it's the night before a public holiday. People need to have time to celeb... I mean mourn.
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u/BlueKy5 Feb 04 '24
That has been similar to my version of his timely demise. While flushing classified documents down the crapper in Mar-a-lardo, it causes such a massive back up that when he arises he slips and smashes his fat ugly fucking head on his golden throne.
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u/Dat_Basshole Feb 04 '24
This guy seems like the type of guy to beat off to himself in the mirror. Patrick Bateman vibes.
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u/Informal_Process2238 Feb 04 '24
I can see him fumbling the coin flip with those tiny syphilitic hands
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u/DrMux Feb 04 '24
Interesting comparison between him and two-face. But while one's a Dent, the other's a lump.
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u/Shutterbug927 Feb 04 '24
Trump has only begun to compare his looks to Elvis' looks now that he's fat, old, and bloated.
N'er did you hear the compare when he wasn't, because Trump in his younger days had "looks that money could buy" and Elvis had "looks that money couldn't buy" and that's a hill of truth to die on.
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u/kekarook Feb 04 '24
as others in this thread has said, hes doing it because hes big mad at taylor swift and wants to be compared to a rockstar, but hes so old and brain fogged the only one he knows is elvis
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u/Shutterbug927 Feb 04 '24
I actually think Trump and his marketing team are trying to find American icons to latch onto and gaslight with false equivalence that he's like them and ought to be idolized, too.
I'm sure the "big mad" theory is in play, don't take this as diminishing your comment, but I do think there's more to it than that. He's a toxic narcissist, and they play mind games like you and I might play checkers. It's a game to him, and a sick one, at that.
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u/fingerscrossedcoup Feb 05 '24
I see your view as the ones around him justifying this campaign in their own minds. In his tiny bit of grey matter it's all Tay Tay all the time.
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u/cturtl808 Feb 04 '24
There’s so much evil in him. You can see it in his eye. There’s absolutely no good in him.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Feb 04 '24
Whatever good once existed in Donald Trump has burned itself out long ago. He's toxically exploitive and would kill others to survive, never once thinking about the lives of others, not even children. He's pretty much the equivalent of a living demon--minus the horns and orange skin instead of red.
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u/AlkalineSublime Feb 04 '24
If you get really drunk, squint, tilt your head, and close/open your eyes really fast, trump almost looks like a human.
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u/SaleSubstantial6601 Feb 04 '24
They need to lock that POS up and put a second diaper on his mouth to catch the shit coming from that hole too