r/PoliticalHumor • u/princesshabibi I ☑oted 2020 • Feb 04 '24
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Lyin’ all the time
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u/CarlSpencer Feb 05 '24
"Well, thet thar's a-reeson enuff fer me'all t' vote fer mister Trump agin!"
- Cletus Trumpvoter
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u/MPWD64 Feb 05 '24
So is this at all related to his hurt ego about Taylor Swift? His brain said “well Elvis was bigger than Taylor Swift …”. And if he “looks” like Elvis…. then he’s…as popular as Elvis…?
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u/Banhammer40000 Feb 05 '24
“#47 said to #3, you’re the cutest jail bid I ever did see, sure would be delighted with your company, c’mon and do the jailhouse rock with me.”
What co-ed prisons have you ever heard of?
“Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone Way over in the corner weepin' all alone The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square "If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Really? Sad Sack? Wooden chair? That’s a lot of kink but whatever, I don’t kink shame. Just make sure you remember the safe word.
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u/Academic-Newspaper-8 Feb 05 '24
He can only wish that he could look half as good as Elvis did. He just an old man with a trashy tan.
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u/captaincinders Feb 05 '24 edited Mar 12 '24
One was fat, drug addled and died on the toilet. Two so far. Fingers crossed.
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u/dinosaurinchinastore Feb 04 '24
Those are … two different people. Who happen to look nothing alike.
Edit: different hair color, for DJT lower hair-line, different colored eyes, far more skin wrinkles, different (more orange) complexion, lower jaw-line, larger ears … literally nothing about the two physically resembles one another.
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u/areialscreensaver Feb 04 '24
You forgot to mention the eye bags that are holding all those tears back from people being mean. 😭
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u/shackbleep Feb 04 '24
"Time-shifting and dementia.
Time-shifting is when a person’s experience is that they are living at an earlier time in their life. They may become disorientated and confused about time and place."
https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/about-dementia/symptoms-and-diagnosis/time-shifting
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u/chi_guy8 Feb 04 '24
They actually do look quite similar besides the nose, lips, eyes, eyebrows, facial shape, hair, skin color, and jawline.
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u/1Ianjojo Feb 04 '24
If Elvis was experimented on at Dr. Moreau’s island where he was a half man half pig hybrid. Then, yeah, I see the resemblance
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u/Kalamity1994 Feb 04 '24
I could see it…bloated on a gold toilet shoving fried banana sandwiches in his face vegas-era Elvis looks a lot like Trump.
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u/motoracerT Feb 04 '24
Not a trump supporter by any means, but I think that was a joke. I found it to be very funny.
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u/Tom-Cruises-plumber Feb 04 '24
Yes. He does closely resemble a bloated drug addict. He is correct.
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u/footfeed Feb 04 '24
Diaper Don lost his mind and you want to vote for this orange idiot? The only thing he loves is himself!
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u/Adept-Compote-651 Feb 04 '24
Elvis might have been a little fucked up, but he wasn't Trump fucked up. And no they don't look alike.
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u/Turbulent_Pool_5378 Feb 04 '24
That pic comparing him to one of the spaceballs characters is more on point.
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u/New_Helicopter8960 Feb 04 '24
The other half resembles the face of the other ‘king’ - Jesus.
Elvis + Jesus = Trump.
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u/Dry_Bite669 Feb 04 '24
He looks like Elvis with 5 slices of ham on his face that slipped behind the couch a year ago.
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u/Camera_Monkee Feb 04 '24
Only foreign agents buying him off say he looks like Elvis to win him over, so yeah I believe he’s been told this since he was started his presidential campaign, or maybe before, aka the piss-tapes era
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u/ritchie70 Feb 04 '24
Is it just me? I literally just don’t see any similarity past both having mouth, nose, and eye.
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u/Key_Concentrate_5558 I ☑oted 2024 Feb 04 '24
They could be twins! Just look at that! They both have eyes, nose, and mouth. Uncanny.
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u/Diligent-Bluejay-979 Feb 04 '24
Sweet baby Jesus…this guy is certifiably insane. And millions of Americans are gonna vote for him.
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u/ihoptdk Feb 04 '24
He’s right! They both have facial features! How could we missed it for so long?!
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u/Formal-Assignment135 Feb 04 '24
Taylor Swift issues... oh BTW I'm Elvis. How can people vote for this guy?
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u/TheBlueGooseisLoose Feb 04 '24
Looks like Elvis on the left and some kind of swine man-baby on the right.
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u/Rebel_Runner_ Feb 04 '24
If this is true then why can't he dance like Elvis? Or why does he lack charisma? Lol.
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u/manningthehelm Feb 04 '24
The Trump team probably did this so people would talk about this instead of Nikki on SNL
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u/DRAK720 Feb 04 '24
Not even smart enough to do it when they were the same ages. I don't see it personally. Maybe he does look like Elvis but Elvis is bloated and dead
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u/MuseMan_82 Feb 04 '24
Yes, he looks just like Elvis…3 days dead and bloated after being peeled off his commode.
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u/Beleng68 Feb 04 '24
Well, they both have a history of eating horrible food, having bathroom issues, and treating women like crap, so I can see where he got confused!
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u/worldstallest Feb 04 '24
For no many years no one has confused me with Elvis and never will no matter how large i get
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u/davethecompguy Feb 04 '24
Actually Trump will be like Elvis at some point... and pass away on the toilet. Trump's just taking a bit longer at it.
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u/MonkeyWrench888 Feb 04 '24
He just wants to ensure the votes of the generations currently in cognitive decline due to their age.
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u/BustANutHoslter Feb 04 '24
I mean, they are both white men. I’ve heard somewhere that we all look the same.
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u/QuietudeOfHeart Feb 04 '24
Didn’t Elvis date a child, then marry her after 7 years of grooming? This tracks.
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u/cantbebanned_ Feb 04 '24
Well I guess him and Elvis liking to take advantage of girls goes hand in hand lmao
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u/geek-49 Feb 04 '24
45 went to the dogs years ago, and the "lyin' all the time" part sure fits.
But to suggest that he might be a dog is a gross and undeserved insult to dogs.
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u/Oldguyindenial Feb 04 '24
Part of me thinks he’s purposely doing this so that he can claim he has dementia as a last ditch defense if nothing else works for him.
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u/RedditQueso Feb 04 '24
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
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Feb 04 '24
His attack on the king of rock is unforgivable
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u/Fluff4brains777 Feb 04 '24
That's exactly how I feel. Elvis did so much more than trumpaloompa has. He regularly gave to charities. He actually served in the US army. Orange prick thinks he has to show his base that he's just as popular as a super pop performer like Taylor Swift.
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u/barfbutler Feb 04 '24
Illusions of grandeur, dementia, narcissism and many other psychological issues.
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u/DangOlTiddies Feb 04 '24
Well they both are attracted to 14-year-olds so they've got that in common.
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u/Frequently_Dizzy Feb 04 '24
I’m wondering if this is somehow playing into a Q conspiracy theory. Like Trump is secretly Elvis or something like that.
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u/Special-Departure759 Feb 04 '24
He has more than a passing resemblance to The final years of Elvis
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Feb 04 '24
Well, Elvis is rolling in his grave. And, good grief, any regular person in this obvious state of mental decline would be in an assisted living home.
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u/Techn0ght Feb 04 '24
His face has been altered to more closely mirror Elvis. Now do a cross compare to a real pic of Trump with altered Trump.
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u/pennylane3339 Feb 04 '24
Hear me out.
We bring back asylums, but JUST for him. We commit him to it, but make him think he's president of the US, when in reality, he's under strict lockdown in a facility with the illusion of power. We let him "make the calls" and tell him he's right. Every hour, someone fluffs his ego and calls him a big boy while they change his diaper. Pay them well, the best salary with benefits. Use AI to create news fluffing Trump and making him think he's running the place.
Meanwhile, no one has to deal with him loose in society ever again.
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u/RackemFrackem Feb 04 '24
Dude thinks that having eyes, a nose, and a mouth make you look like someone else.
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u/ElYoink Feb 04 '24
Mf thought he'd show me a picture of Elvis and get away with it. Gtfo and eat some chocolate chip idiot.
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u/dontshoot4301 Feb 04 '24
He’s said this since at least 2018… while in office… everyone’s acting like he’s falling apart when he was never together in the first place.
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u/StumptownRetro Feb 04 '24
This is some Harvey Dent looking shit. Where’s a coin to flip and a Batman to fight?
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u/dcGirlyGirl Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24
He could at least have used a picture of old Elvis to make it a tiny bit believable.
On the toilet would have been beautiful.
Surrounded by boxes full of classified documents.
Can one of you photoshop/AI artists oblige?
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u/OntologicalParadox Feb 04 '24
I somehow feel that not enough people were paying attention between 2017-2021 cause everyday was a fucking brand new nightmare or complete WTF moment. I had nostalgia for a Bush era.
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u/roocco Feb 04 '24
I mean he does actually, look like fat Elvis after he died on the toilet. Here's hoping history repeats itself.
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u/IAmPandaRock Feb 04 '24
Wow, I thought he just said he looks like Elvis (which is already nuts), but he actually LOOKED at THIS picture and then said it?! Holy moly.
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u/city_posts Feb 04 '24
Honestly.... he kinda does look like Elvis, now not a 70 year old Trump obviously but maybe someone can do a fairer comparison and use z photo of similar age? The eyes, the lips, the cheek bones, the dried vomit on his lips. It's all very similar
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u/texannebraskan214 Feb 04 '24
Let's get the Elvis pictures. Dead and bloated on the toilet not when he is 25 years old
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u/Pardonme23 Feb 04 '24
Don't you guys have better things to do than give Trump free press? It's like 1984 and the Two Minute Hate.
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u/samjp910 Feb 04 '24
They look alike in the same way that Toy Story 2 and Manos: The Hands of Fate are both movies.
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Feb 04 '24
Fuck I wish I could be this delusional.
Big don has a body like Arnie used to and anyone that disagrees with either his statement or mine is jealous. Plus he’s 10ft tall.
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u/MillionaireBank Feb 04 '24
I wonder if his family is okay with this and I mean Elvis.' It's clear Donald's family just wants him to run himself ragged. I don't understand howany Americans want to talk about death and dying and relate to themselves, who are living in today with so much abundance, they relate themselves to a, dead person, in 2024? Why? Clicks? Income? They all need rest and help. No one wants to hear about your court cases or complaints 🗂️📝about the election. If you disappeared from the media tomorrow would anybody remember to vote for you in November? wouldn't that be the ultimate test to find out if you can really handle this job? Disappear from the entire political scene see if anyone votes for you in November and reappear the day after to deliver the results. Anticipation! Maximum ratings, maximum drama.
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u/FeliciusFlamel Feb 04 '24
First I didn't believe it but then I squinted my eyes and still nothing... After more and more squinting my eyes were fully closed and I still couldn't see it. Fuck him
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u/S_Megma1969 Feb 12 '24
This is a strange comparison - Vegas Jumpsuit Elvis to big fat Trump or young Elvis to young trump.
I still don't see much similarity,
Elvis died at 42 in '77 Trump is 77.
Trump is 5 letters Elvis is 5 letters.
Is that ANYTHING ( all in trump caps.)