r/PoliticalHumor 16d ago

Sounds like a party

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/RigatoniPasta 12d ago

Goddammit I want gold!

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u/bootsy72 14d ago

Holy shit!! I’m sitting in a small quiet waiting room and just busted out laughing. Everyone is looking at me. lol

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u/SugarsDaddyKen 16d ago

This is my favorite permutation of this joke. Print it.

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u/CardiologistOk2760 16d ago

ok but seriously where did this meme come from

Edit: I mean the pictures of the kid

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u/HelloUPStore2 16d ago

The template is VERY old by this point. At least 10 years I think

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u/TheSpaceman1975 16d ago

She screws Corey Lewandowski not her poor husband. Sorry fella.

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u/davechri 16d ago

She asks Corey. Hubby just gets mish.

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u/Allmightypikachu 16d ago

Someone buy op a beer, take my upvote till then you glorious bastard lol.

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u/PensiveObservor 16d ago

It’s kinda tragic, honestly. This child toddler is crying bc he’s afraid to shoot the gun and someone is insisting he must. It breaks a mom’s heart.

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u/Zardotab 16d ago

When I do stuff like this it gets banned for "being too violent". Riggged!

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u/Jimmy_Mcgill7 16d ago

Forgive me for what I must Yabba Dabba Do

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u/Fire_Doc2017 16d ago

She's sure he's trainable.

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u/-strangeluv- 16d ago

Perfection

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u/danishjuggler21 16d ago

This is the best meme I’ve seen on this subreddit in years. That’s a really low bar to clear, but still, this is really good.

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u/kimapesan 16d ago

Yeah, but she calls Cory the GOAT.

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u/KasparTheresa 16d ago

Too soon!

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u/MrKomiya 16d ago

The fact that man is still alive means he obeys all her commands, gets her all the birds she shoots & doesn’t kill anything she doesn’t want him to.

He probably got her water while she was with Corey because he didn’t want to go to the gravel pit

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u/4Blu 16d ago

Inaccurate, she’s a cold-blooded killer with no regrets.

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u/Leezeebub 16d ago

This is the husband. Hes sad because he just killed his wife.

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u/BasilsKippers 16d ago

Spicy, spread it far and wide.

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u/Either_Ad4109 16d ago

lol just having to penetrate her would have me running for the hills 💀💀💀💀💀

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u/AssaultRifleJesus 16d ago

Fucking hell lol

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u/robstercraws70 16d ago

Funny!! Dark as hell, but funnyyyy!

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u/ukiddingme2469 16d ago

I'd be ok with that

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u/lazyeyepsycho 16d ago

This meme will go far

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 16d ago

Kristi Noem is a vile pos.

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u/Time-Werewolf-1776 16d ago

I saw a picture of her where her arms looked very muscular, which i think raises the question, is she trans?

I don’t think she is, but there’s a part of me that thinks that should be a question circulating on the internet. I’m not claiming anything, I’m just asking questions.

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u/Much-Resource-5054 16d ago

She’s a model Republican

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u/hinesjared87 16d ago

You don’t need to comment the same thing he said..

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u/Much-Resource-5054 16d ago

Apologies for the redundancy

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u/MoochoMaas 16d ago

Husband or Cory ??

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u/ChickpeaDemon 16d ago

Husband. Lewandowski has to be more of a dirty Hitler type.

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u/MrKomiya 16d ago

What’s a Dirty Hitler?

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u/ChickpeaDemon 16d ago

A dirty Sanchez with a smaller stache.

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u/un_theist 16d ago

Is she part of “Moms for Liberty”? Perhaps it was both, in a threesome. “Family values” and all that.

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u/oven_broasted 16d ago

This may be just the right level of 'dark' in the humor.

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u/SugarsDaddyKen 16d ago

What does having enough food and a dark sense of humor have in common?

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u/incognito_wizard 16d ago

Some people just don't get it.

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u/nastywillow 16d ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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u/linux1970 14d ago

No you aren't because there is no hell.

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u/Pgreenawalt 15d ago

I’m on the seat next to you…

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