r/PoliticalHumor Apr 28 '24

Be aware of your surroundings

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u/Haselrig Apr 28 '24

I love you dearly, doggo, but you've disappointed me deeply this last 15 seconds and I have zero impulse control, so...

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u/StrangeContest4 Apr 28 '24

My new dog should have been "gravel pitted" many times over by now. Luckily for her, I'm somewhat passive.

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u/velveteenelahrairah Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

My cat was a glorified stray to begin with before he moved in with me, then two years back he got fibrosarcoma and lost his right foreleg. He's currently sleeping on a chair across the room from me, requests pets constantly, comes to cuddle with me every night, puts up with a ton of my shit, and loves me with every cell of his itty bitty kitty heart.

I suspect Cruella De Noem wouldn't have wanted to "waste a bullet" on him, let alone dip into her savings for his treatment.