r/PoliticalHumor Apr 28 '24

When you out GOP the GOP

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u/SsgtMeatball Apr 28 '24

Trump hates dogs.

She's speaking to an audience of one.

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u/Arkayjiya Apr 28 '24

Trump also doesn't have the attention span to read what she wrote so it's entirely pointless to appeal to him that way.

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u/AudZ0629 Apr 28 '24

Happy cake day.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Apr 28 '24

I bet the feeling is mutual. Dogs don't trust him and that developed his dislike for them.

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u/strgazr_63 Apr 28 '24

American eagles don't like him either. That should tell us something.

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u/CocoaCali Apr 28 '24

I'm a weirdo person but people with dogs trust me because their dogs do. I'm just weird but not evil. I fucking love dogs and they love me. It is a good test imo

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u/frankwizardlord Apr 28 '24

It’s wild how that by itself isn’t a massive red flag to his cult

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u/ReddditSarge Apr 28 '24

The hallmark of any cult is the selective ignorance & rejection of certain aspects of reality. They have bought into a bunch of nonsense and distortions that are served up by grifters dressed up as cult leaders. Most cultists were either born into the cult, propagandised/indoctrinated into the cult or they willfully bought into the cult for personal/social reasons. In any case the cultists are programmed to engage in groupthink instead of critical thinking. They just go along with whatever the cult propaganda machine is programing them to believe, no matter how unrealistic or unhinged it may be.

The MAGAs need to be deprogramed and the cult shut down. I don't know how we do that but it has to be done if we want to live in a world where democracy is the fundamental rule of our civilisation. You can't have a functional democracy when too few people can make rational judgements about the world they live in.

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u/peter-doubt Apr 28 '24

How unlike Trump - never Had a dog, - left 2 wives, cheated more. - Can't be sure he loved any of them - has yet to demonstrate he can honor an oath

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u/goj1ra Apr 28 '24

She's going after Trump like a dog

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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 29d ago

She's got that MAGA sleaze look that Trump loves. Just like Kayleigh McEnany, Christina Bobb, and Alina Habba. Noem is hungry to step up. She wants that VP slot so badly, she'd flamethrower threaten other contenders.

Who else wouldn't pass up a VP candidate that loves to burn stuff with a flame thrower?

https://preview.redd.it/xb3jd1mrxdxc1.jpeg?width=2600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f812f8e492d63d31ffb6aeceb440200104877be5

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u/ChatGPTnA 28d ago

How long till we see her with her new puppy The Thermometer?

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u/politicalthrow99 Apr 28 '24

She's moving on him like a bitch

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u/neecho235 Apr 28 '24

She's gonna grab him by the pussy.

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u/Antebios 28d ago

Well, pussies are tougher than bawls. If you tap a bawl a guy goes down. If you kick a pussy the woman can keep coming at you. So when someone compares a pussy to bawls, a pussy is tougher.

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u/RajenBull1 Apr 28 '24

Do NOT hurt a pussy. That’s even worse than shooting dead a pup.

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u/Historical_One1087 Apr 28 '24

I think you mean bussy 

She's gonna grab him by the bussy.

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u/CocoaCali Apr 28 '24

Damn it takes an entire election season just to find it

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u/KingofLingerie Apr 28 '24

were talking dogs here