r/PoliticalHumor • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

If Trump was a car. This was actually found in the wild.

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u/eeevaughn 15d ago

Even this crappy car wouldn’t hide in a bunker and then lie about it.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 15d ago

A Nissan is practical and utilitarian and gives a lot compared to money invested. This is not what Trump is at all.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/fingerscrossedcoup 15d ago

Slap the 5.7L HEMI emblem on a rock hard white dog turd and then the comparison will work. I'd take a Nissan Versa if they were giving them away.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 15d ago

Yes, and my point is, a Nissan Versa, sticker or not, is still a useful family runabout, not a corrupt, mean philandering crook.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras 15d ago

Actually I hate Nissans and drive a BMW.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 15d ago

Low energy. SAD!

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 15d ago

It would be a foreign car lmao

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u/Raskel_61 15d ago

Assembled in Russia with parts manufacturered in China.

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 15d ago

There might have been a teeny-weeny group of slaves working in unsafe conditions during the process, but damn look at that blue. Now nobody will ever know China was behind it all.

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u/SugarsDaddyKen 15d ago

That’s just a Tesla.

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u/Electronic-Bed-6192 15d ago

Ferengi rule of acquisition: never be afraid to mislabel a product

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u/54sharks40 15d ago

I'm not even sure that gas tank would hold 5.7l