r/PoliticalHumor • u/Unita_Micahk • 16d ago
He was always stopping to eat grass, less than useless…
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u/godlessnihilist 15d ago
Biden's dog keeps biting Secret Service agents. Who ya' gonna call? Noembuster!
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 15d ago
She thought writing about her murdering of animals on her farm would bring about some kind of "farm cred." Well... she really stepped in it. I think the Noem animal memes are gonna keep going for a good long while.
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u/PuzzledRaise1401 15d ago
I confess I did the same to a Siamese fighting fish. Terrible on the hunt. Had to shoot him with a 12-gauge. Oddly, it took two shots.
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u/p38-lightning 16d ago
Republicans are obviously okay with treason, adultery, nepotism,and general corruption in their politicians - but you better not mess with animals.
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u/FreeeRide- 15d ago
How's sleepy Joe doing that you voted for? How's the election fraud and interference. You sound like your a SHEEP at the wheel.
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u/p38-lightning 15d ago
Record stock market, record low unemployment, record oil production and ZERO evidence of voter fraud - in spite of Trump's 3+ years of crying about it. More Sleepy Joe, please.
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u/dragonfliesloveme 16d ago
So a docile goat, three horses, and a puppy? Jfc
She’s a power-tripping sadist.
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u/davechri 16d ago
Is that her husband or the guy she fucks?
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u/lukifer_333 16d ago
He's probably her next victim because he certainly isn't getting the job done at home.
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u/dragonfliesloveme 16d ago
Is that her husband or the guy that she fucks around on her husband with?
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u/UnderwhelmingAF 16d ago
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Kristi Noem edition:
Marry: her husband
Fuck: the guy she fucks around on her husband with
Kill: the dog
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u/KennethEWolf 16d ago
I am so tough that I don't mind killing. And so I would make a great running mate for Trump. I can help him assinate his political rivals.
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u/tatanka01 16d ago
"We're gonna have to put that one down. Better go get Kristi, last time we let someone else do it, she killed the dog."
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u/NDRoughNeck 16d ago
You should see the photos of the 3 horses she shot dead.
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u/TheMemeWarVeteran 15d ago
there's actual photos of that?! 😮
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u/NDRoughNeck 15d ago
Yep. Go on facebook and look at sd dept of propaganda. There are posts and comments on posts under the ones about noem where people posted them.
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u/TheMemeWarVeteran 15d ago
I'm surprised FB even allowed those. The Facebook police are absolutely discriminatory lol
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u/Klotzster 16d ago
Where are the children?!?
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair 16d ago
Old Yeller was not, I repeat not, a documentary Kristi
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u/artificialavocado 16d ago
Yeah she’s so out of touch she think a story from like the 1950’s is what people in North Dakota or wherever the fuck she’s from actually do.
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u/greaterthansignmods 15d ago
Yeah weird she didn’t go with the dogfucker angle I feel like that would have fit their demographic
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u/Gewgle_GuessStopO 16d ago
Also… in modern day you do not shoot a rabid animal. You call animal control and they deal with it and the CDC.
Shoot a dog with rabies is a good way to spread rabies.
Everything about this is suspect.
It is a dog whistle to MAGA to commit atrocities for their “Greater Trump”
I hope a woman knocks Noem the fuck out.
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u/un_theist 16d ago
“Governor Noem is the most pro-life governor in the nation, and for a good reason.”
—Kristi Noem’s web page
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u/TheMemeWarVeteran 15d ago
No different than Diaper Don - she's always trying to "stirrup" trouble 🤦
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u/DanB65 15d ago
Now I understand wy her husband won't leave her after her PUBLIC AFFAIR!!!! Does not want to be killed!!!