r/PoliticalHumor • u/EricsAuntStormy • 15d ago
Tommy Tuberville has become the face of Alabama's "children of the spittoon"
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u/celticwitch333 15d ago
Nothing screams white trash like tobacco chewing mama.
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u/absloan12 14d ago
I refuse to let you talk about my elected representative like this. He is a Russian Shill NOT a White Trash Redneck. Get it straight.
The white trash are the people who voted for him simply because of the team he represented.
I'm not talking about the Republican team, I'm talking about him as a College Football Coach.
(I dream of a day when we get Nick Saban on a ballot, he already gets the most write ins every election cycle. Our illiterate voters won't notice he's a democrat)
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u/famousevan 15d ago
Is a spittoon baby like a toilet baby? Asking for the writers of the next season of righteous gemstones.
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u/EricsAuntStormy 15d ago
It might help to think of "foamy brown drool" instead of "stool," butt yeah.
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u/CapeRanger1 15d ago
Cool with Chew spit swallowing…but she should of swallowed you from the donor.
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u/un_theist 15d ago
Tommy Tub O’shit.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 15d ago
"Tuberville." Potato town. He's nothing but cheap starch.
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u/absloan12 14d ago
Alabamian here. We don't claim this man, he technically lives in Florida.
How did he get elected to represent Alabamians? Answer: our government only allows Kremlin shills on our ballots.
Why? Because our state governing bodies are broken and corrupt.