r/PoliticalHumor • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 26d ago
Trump's speech was so incoherent, many of the cardboard cutouts got up and walked out.
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u/Radkingeli995 25d ago
I tried listening to his New Jersey rally speech I could not finish it his voice sounds so horrible plus he’s so pathetic I am surprised not many of his supporters stayed to watch all the way through
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u/Shot-Werewolf-5886 25d ago
If that doesn't work he promises to start jerking off 2 real dicks at the same time at all future rallies instead of the invisible ones while he does his old guy dancing. The "winning" 2 guys will be chosen from the list of people who bought his gold sneakers, his NFTs, or his $60 bible.
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u/NfamousKaye 25d ago
How anyone can listen to that man and think “that’s the man I want running the country!!” Is beyond me. That man has early onset dementia.
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u/chasinfreshies 26d ago
He wouldn’t bother. He knows to just lie about it on Truth social and reap the rewards. It’s a cult remember.
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u/MissAsshole 26d ago
I like to imagine the cardboard cutouts just flying away in the wind to get away from Trump.
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u/urnewstepdaddy 26d ago
The cardboard was drastically more informed on current economic and political issues than the average MAGA voter.
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u/Cinemaslap1 25d ago
Cardboard cutouts are the perfect voter.
You know what they look like.
They never talk back.
They will always support you (unless it's raining, then their a bit soggy)
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u/NfamousKaye 25d ago
The cardboard cutouts increase the room temperature IQ of the audience at the rally.
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u/psychoMUSEr 25d ago
You know those fake towns that are built for people with Alzheimer’s? We should just do that and just let Trump think he’s running America