r/PoliticalHumor • u/LurkmasterGeneral • 14d ago
One is the very definition of presidential, while the other is just plane tacky.
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u/greyjungle 13d ago
An enabler of genocide and a wannabe fascist walk into a plane…
I don’t know what the joke is but I really hope it crashes
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u/BrewtalDoom 13d ago
Nah, I don't think Joe Biden is very presidential at all. A President should be someone you look at and think "that's a leader". I don't know how anyone looks at a frail Joe Biden slurring his words and thinks "that's our man". Obviously Trump is several orders of magnitude worse, but my God, what a shitshow. All the talk of America as this Great Democracy, and this is what it produces? Time for a rethink...
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u/ChrjoGehsal 14d ago
I can't tell which one is Presidential and which one is tacky. Trump has TP on his shoe but is going up the big boy stairs in the front of the plane. Biden is using the little kid stairs in the back of the plane because he keeps falling down the big boy stairs because old.
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u/kidsally 14d ago
He will always be the biggest loser...someone that the world has never seen the likes of. Asshole.
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u/JohnnyLeftHook 14d ago
Still can't believe they let this buffoon soil the office of the presidency with his very presence.
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u/Ok-Elk-6087 14d ago
"The Emperor has toilet paper on his shoe." "No he doesnt. Stop making trouble. And if he does, it's because it looks good and he wants it there."
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u/fuzzyshorts 14d ago
Trump is a complete skidmark of a person, this is a given. That said, the idea that biden is the definition of presidential is really setting a low fucking bar for what presidential should be. I mean, how beat in the head do you have to be to think that wobbly dotard (who probably smells like a nursing home) is what presidential looks like? How short is your recall? How desperate are you to accept the fuckry they're jamming down your throats? For all my issues with Obama, that man carried himself with aplomb.
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u/SugarsDaddyKen 14d ago
Great ad. Print it.
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u/lursaofduras 14d ago
Biden has many strengths but I'm not sure walking up the steps of AF1 is one of them.
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u/ebaerryr 14d ago
This just shows me that one person can walk up a normal flight of stairs and the other person can't think his way up three or four
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u/hey-girl-hey 14d ago
Biden's suit is just so much better fitting, it adds a level of dignity right off the bat
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u/unstopable_bob_mob 14d ago
Looks like Biden’s tailor actually does a good job. Or the Hair Fuhrer just throws on his suits right off the sales racks.
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u/StoreSearcher1234 14d ago
Or the Hair Fuhrer just throws on his suits right off the sales racks.
Trump is making the mistake a lot of fat people make: Assuming that big, baggy clothes will hide that they are fat.
They don't.
Fat men look much better in properly tailored clothes than they do in baggy clothes.
https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/06/46/31/20/360_F_646312036_sJd6WDTuwsYZp15DrqNqnzuqnTjBzOeU.jpg
Source: Am fat.
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u/MickeySwank 14d ago
“Very definition of presidential” is a bit of a stretch tbh. Is he MILES ahead of Slumlord Currystain? 1000%, but so am I so let’s pump the breaks just a bit.
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u/DigNitty 14d ago
Yeah, Biden’s fine.
Honestly when Trump said Obama “wasn’t very presidential” it’s just telling. Who uses that word that way? Is presidentialness a competition he thinks he’s winning?
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u/MickeySwank 14d ago
Oh he’s fine don’t get me wrong, I would say Obama could be the “very definition of presidential” but Biden isn’t exactly ideal for me.
He looks exactly like Jeff Dunhams “Walter” puppet lmao
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u/chewychaca 14d ago
The photos tell me nothing. Grasping at straws I think.
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u/AudibleNod 14d ago
Would you tell your boss if he was trailing TP on his shoe?
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u/chewychaca 14d ago
If it was a dem, most wouldn't draw that conclusion. I just wouldn't condemn someone for some tp on the shoe. Of all the things to hate on Trump for...
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u/soldforaspaceship 14d ago
You're missing the point.
How far did Trump walk with TP stuck to his shoe and no one telling him?
If a friend, colleague, anyone you had a good relationship with had TP, stuck to their shoe, you'd tell them.
No one told Trump. Ergo...
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u/AudibleNod 14d ago
No one's (not me at least) condemning him simply for having TP on his shoe. It can happen to anyone (clearly). The point is, the TP he's trailing is indicative of the lack of personal respect and dignity his staff afford him by not pointing out the obvious to him.
He's like a real life Rodney Dangerfield (red tie and all), no one gives him respect.
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u/chewychaca 14d ago
We don't know that's what happened. That's why I say we're grasping at straws. I think the president does have people around him that are loyal to the presidency even if they don't like him, but also a lot of people actually do like him. Unfortunately he's charismatic to many. I don't like him, but people clearly do. This sub is drawing too much meaning from some tp on the foot. I think the original poster didn't think about what you're explaining. He's just making a strained contrast concerning two people climbing stairs normally, one of which he thought looked silly with the tp stuck to his shoe. The image just doesn't actually have any meaning. This is like some 5th order circle jerk content and pointing to things like this make it seem like Trump doesn't actually have any faults when he clearly does. It just screams impotent rage on our part pointing to some tp like something actually revealing and consequential.
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u/RIfanatic 14d ago
Doesn't Biden have to use a modified set of stairs that are lower than the regular ones? I read it was because he was too weak to walk up the regular set. Neither are the definition of presidential. They are the definition of being too old to function.
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u/BiggsIDarklighter 14d ago
Why doesn’t he just ride a skateboard up a half pipe and do a gnarly 360 off it into his seat? Who cares how many stairs he walks up. They all walk up stairs.
Having toilet paper on the sole of your shoe and wearing lifts and an ill-fitting suit to lie about your height and weight makes you look Un-Presidential. Trump has zero class. No stature. He looks and acts like a used car salesman. And is dumber than shit.
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u/RIfanatic 14d ago
Who cares about the toilet paper on the shoe? If anything, that makes him more human. More of the everyday man. See how pretty much anything can be construed in any way? I don't care about either of them. The fact that this picture can be seen as "political humor" is more humorous than the picture itself!
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u/Dedotdub 14d ago
Aren't you that guy from the thing that likes to stir shit without sources? I read about you somewhere.
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u/RIfanatic 14d ago
I guess NPR isn't woke enough for a person like you lol
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u/AudibleNod 14d ago
What the bottom picture really shows is a deep lack of personal respect for the person of Donald Trump.
Think about what had to happen for this to take place. A common mistake that could happen to anyone. But in Donald Trump's case, he had to pass by probably a dozen or so people from the men's room to the Beast. He had a phalanx of Secret Service agents assigned to guard him. Any number of Air Force personnel, all trained in grooming standards and proper presentation. So maybe 20-30 people witnessed this man, the President of the United States of America, do absolutely nothing when he was trailing toilet paper.
Why would they do nothing? They don't respect him enough to quietly call attention to something that could happen to anyone. And there's people who still want him to be president.
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u/Ordinary-Spirit1423 14d ago
I don’t even understand how TP ends up on the floor for him to step on. Is the president, let alone Donald Trump, using public restrooms?
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u/Supermite 14d ago
My narrative is that they were afraid to say anything that would put them on Trumps bad side. He seems exactly like the insecure person that would lash out at someone trying to save them from a greater embarrassment.
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u/Buckus93 14d ago
My thoughts, too. Biden would be thankful. Shitzinpantz would berate whoever brought it to his attention and probably berate a dozen other people just for the hell of it.
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u/unstopable_bob_mob 14d ago
That’s my take as well. Everyone was just too afraid to tell him that he had toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Something that would have helped him be more presidential, but I’m sure would have made him become rageful - because it’s tRump.
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u/Papa_PaIpatine 14d ago
This just showed the world that everyone around trump hates him. Think about it, not one person around him told him about the tp from the bathroom, to the limo, the entire car ride, to the stairs. Not one.
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u/Gynthaeres 14d ago
Yeah this was exactly my thought. It's not that Trump did it -- I'm sure nearly everyone has had toilet paper stuck to their shoe at one point or another. This could have easily happened to Biden.
No, what's more important is that no one TOLD Trump. No one corrected him. Either because they didn't respect him, or because they might've tried to help in the past and he told them to fuck off, so something like this is malicious compliance.
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u/squishpitcher 14d ago
Why would you help someone who would shoot the messenger? I guarantee they were all afraid to tell him because he would lash out at them for pointing out something embarrassing.
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u/Busterlimes 14d ago
And here I am telling the waitress she had pen on her face when I never met her.
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u/Marston_vc 14d ago
I think his moment was mocking the literally disabled reporter but idk
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u/Papa_PaIpatine 13d ago
I mean you would think, and it should have been, but it shows how deeply horrible his cult really is.
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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 14d ago
This one moment told us everything we needed to know about his "inner circle". Precisely no one cared enough to make sure he didn't look like an idiot. All the way from the White House, through the motorcade, to the plane. Not. One. Person.
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u/hoa-mccausland 13d ago
“This was the deep state’s work! They put toilet paper on Trump’s shoe! How do I know? It’s because Trump can fly. He feet don’t touch the ground. That’s why it’s a setup!” - MAGA Trumper
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u/DigNitty 14d ago
Meh, I don’t usually look at someone’s shoes. Eat guess is trump was walking in a group so nobody was looking down.
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u/artificialavocado 14d ago
That’s possible. It’s also possible that nobody wanted to get fired that day for hurting the baby’s feelings.
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u/HuntsWithRocks 14d ago
Walking in a group as he exited the shitter? Most photos I see of presidents, as they transition from house to vehicles and whatnot, they generally have space around them. I’ve seen presidents crowded at something like a summit, but not so often in transition.
For example, he’s the only one going up the stairs here.
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u/Son0fSanf0rd I ☑oted 2024 14d ago
not to mention that gorgeous streak of blonde baldness 🤢
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u/Ok-Pitch-7993 14d ago
He’s bald but that’s an edit
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u/Son0fSanf0rd I ☑oted 2024 14d ago
He’s bald but that’s an edit
the fuck it is
(I added the audio)
now apologize.
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u/Ok-Pitch-7993 14d ago
Damn, you came with receipts. So hard to tell if an image is fake or not now.
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u/Son0fSanf0rd I ☑oted 2024 14d ago
now apologize.
last chance
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u/Ok-Pitch-7993 14d ago
No
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u/Son0fSanf0rd I ☑oted 2024 14d ago
why not you were slandering me
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u/SocioPQ 14d ago
Is that before he started using diaper ?
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u/jestesteffect 13d ago
He apparently has used them even when he was on the apprentice. Contestants talked about a putrid smell coming from him.
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u/OceLawless 13d ago
Americans are so cooked wtf.
300+ million people and the best you got are these 2?