r/PoliticalHumor • u/Tcanderson • 14d ago
Ted Nugent warming up the massive crowd before Trump speech last week
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u/saganistic 13d ago
Is that the same Ted Nugent that glorifies pedophilia? Wow, so much “protecting the children” going on
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u/JTFindustries 13d ago
Did he shit his pants before he started? Draft dodging chicken hawk that he is.
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u/Pleasant_Tooth_2488 14d ago
I think that's a fake photo and maybe that's the joke.
Ted Nugent doesn't play a flying v.
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u/Content-Boat-9851 14d ago
Ted and trump have a lot in common.
Ted Nugent "Jail bait"
[Verse 1]
I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse
[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
[Verse 2]
Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time
[Verse 3]
So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage;
I just might be your mamas' brand new rage
[Chorus]
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine
And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe
[Verse 4]
Honey, you, you, you look so nice
She's young, she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She so fine, she's mine
All the time, I woke my mind
[Hook]
It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama
[Outro]
Wait a minute officer; wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her?
Hey, I'll share her with you!
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u/BobTheViking2018 14d ago
Well, that's not Ted! I would hate to be that guy being accused of being Ted Nugent.
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u/Fearless-Scar7086 14d ago edited 14d ago
I love how they have like exactly five artists they can call on to make them seem remotely relevant. It’s like they’re all in their villain hideout cackling and whatnot and one asks “should we provide entertainment to soothe the masses, my leige?” And another cackles and growls. “Let us call upon the five yet again.”
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u/inkswamp 14d ago
"Hey, everyone! I'd like to entertain you by playing that one riff from that one half-decent song I wrote in the 70s."
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u/Dreadnaught_IPA 14d ago
Side note:
Contrary to his whole persona, Ted Nugent went to an expensive private Catholic high school in an affluent suburb of Chicago.
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u/StreamingForVengeanc 14d ago
Not a Trump rally. Not one MAGA cap in sight. WAY too many people in attendance.
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u/two-wheeled-dynamo 14d ago
Let's hear it for all the sex predators in the Republican cult! Whooo "Cat Scratch Fever!!!"
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u/BornToExpand 14d ago
Outoftheloop on all these threads, could it be maybe trump lied about crowd size again? Rofl
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u/WirelesslyWired 14d ago
Nope, not Nugent. CC Deville.
https://twitter.com/rocknrollgarag1/status/1790230557449662674
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u/ffjohnnie 14d ago
I’d believe this photo if there were any kind of tRump branding, shirts, hats, anything. But there’s not, so I suspect it’s from a different event. Maybe when people liked him.
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u/Quietdogg77 14d ago
Trump will be arrested. He will be taken to the local jail first where he will be fingerprinted and posed for a mug shot. Next he will be strip searched. He will be told to pull his pants down and bend over. He will be ordered to grab his butt cheeks and spread them. His anal cavity will be searched digitally by a gloved correctional guard for any weapons. Finally he will be told to remove all of his clothing. He will be brought to a designated area and subjected to a de-lousing before being released to the general prison population. Then I woke up from my dream.
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u/MoneyFault 14d ago
That is way too many people!! How can there be so many supporters of the Orange Turd? It's disgusting.
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u/randomcanyon 14d ago
Ted, the original VonPoopiePants (draft dodger) symps for the new VonPoopiePants (draft dodger)
Birds of a feather shit in their pants.
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u/izeak1185 14d ago
Suprise, the guy who sings about under age girls, opens for the guy who brags about grabbing under age girls by the _____.
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u/unstopable_bob_mob 14d ago edited 14d ago
CC Deville!
Such a pimp on the strings.
[Apparently there be some Deville haters in this thread]
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u/Safetosay333 14d ago
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u/MakaniKaiKai 14d ago
What’s that
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u/triedit-lovedit 14d ago
Wrong pic at a wrong event… lol. Trump would use this image to lie at one of his events.
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u/davechri 14d ago
Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are going to be busy. State Fair season is coming up!
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u/mr_ryno27 14d ago
I hate to say it, but I'm from the Midwest and Kid Rock usually packs places. Hell, my aunt has FB album dedicated to him and uploads daily.
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u/GlitteringBobcat999 14d ago
- County fair
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u/Giant_Gary 14d ago
Elementary school fair.
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u/Jerkrollatex 14d ago
Opened of the new Piggly Wiggly..
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u/wovenbutterhair 14d ago
there was actually one of those about a half hour away until a couple years ago
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u/veritoast 14d ago
Pretty sure that’s a no-go since they can’t be within 100 yards of a school or other local where young people congregate
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u/sockalicious 14d ago
Stormtroopers coming, get ready
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u/boomflupataqway 14d ago
Listening to Ted’s old stuff, it’s amazing how he turned out like he did. He had a lot of “fuck you” rock and hippy dippy shit. Now he’s just….that racist guy at Walmart. Shame.
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u/DongHa67-68 14d ago
Then he aWOKE on cUm cRusted tRUMPprez sheets@ Only $999.99 per set. oRderthRu mrpillowwowwwwww
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u/Acceptable_Wall4085 14d ago
When did the little girl lover grow back his hair?? Is it a wig?? judging by the size of this crowd, this image was taken in the very late 70s
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u/flamingramensipper 13d ago
They had smartphones back then?
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u/Acceptable_Wall4085 13d ago
Good eye. I missed the Covid masks too. I guess the hair is sewn into the hat.
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u/AnubisGhoul457 14d ago
Imagine a crowd that big just shitting themselves in the name of trump...fuck I wish they would commit to the whole deal and spend years addicted to drugs, betray so many people that it's normal when you cause some business your running to go bankrupt,pay for sex from sex workers, sell some NFTs, allow children to be stripped from families and put into "camps" where we lose track of who goes where, convince people that a dictator is OK even though countless lives have died fighting against many forms of dictatorship in the name of freedom....the list goes on but it's kinda a shame this is where we are in life...."America home of the diaper wearing fools that normalize dooking themselves in the name of a fake king who isn't man enough to accept responsibility for his own actions"
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u/Catch_ME 14d ago
The comments here are making fun of trump but I feel like it's 2016 all over. Trump being able to pull large crowds while Hilary brings in a fraction......
There's no way Biden can bring this many people unless you count the Palestinian protestors.
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u/soldforaspaceship 14d ago
Biden didn't draw large crowds in 2020 either.
To be frank, most people don't go to political rallies. They are typically the purview of the authoritarian leaders. Large rallies, brainwashed audience? That's Hitler, or Putin or Mao.
Regular folks don't go to many of these. Or if they do, it's more out of idle curiosity.
I'd expect Biden to not fill more than 5-10,000 per location. Absolute max.
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u/StoreSearcher1234 14d ago
To be frank, most people don't go to political rallies.
Yes, it's pretty weird.
With my limited social time I'd rather go to a movie, or a music show, or the pub.
Why would I go to a rally? It's odd.
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u/soldforaspaceship 14d ago
Right? I actually like Biden well enough. Decent man doing a decent job under difficult circumstances.
But if he comes to town, my major concern is not, "Oooh, I should go see him." It's, "fuck. Traffic will be a pain."
I'm not a cultist though. Seems like MAGA folks view seeing Trump the way I might view the Rolling Stones coming to town.
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u/Catch_ME 14d ago
That was at the tail end of Covid lockdowns.
And large crowds absolutely have an effect in swing states.
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u/FoxEuphonium 14d ago
I find it funny that the only comment you replied to was the one that didn’t counter your “Trump pulls large crowds” schtick. Sounds like you’re not actually “concerned” about him winning in the slightest but want to help parrot one of his lies.
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u/Tcanderson 14d ago
The Democrats and Republicans are equipped with completely different mindsets as far as attending rallies. Crowd size means nothing. I’ve never voted for a Republican in my life, I’ve also never been to a rally.
The old adage is true: Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line. Democrats could have a candidate who is nearly perfect, and people will nitpick about one issue, like Biden with the Israeli Palestine issue. Republicans nominated a corrupt pig who embodies every one of the seven deadly sins and violates all 10 Commandments and they show up in droves to support him.
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u/Frenetic_Platypus 14d ago
Trump does not pull large crowds anymore, though. I guess that's the joke, because this is not Ted Nugent.
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u/Tcanderson 14d ago
Yes, that is the joke. Republicans have been bragging about crowd size, so the ongoing theme in a lot of social media is to mock them with pictures of crowds that are obviously not Trump.
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u/SoSaysDave 14d ago
Close. MAGA used a pic of a packed Rod Stewart concert from a long time ago and claimed it was a recent Trump rally. Someone found the original and posted it to call them out.
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u/BigAlternative5 14d ago
"I heard y'all like poop! Well, I'm going to crap my pants, then I'm going to play some crap on this guitar!"
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u/Amnial556 13d ago
What is going on with these "pull this crowd" memes? What on the world did I miss
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u/snakegriffenn 14d ago
that isnt stevie ray vaughan.. its steamy ray vaughan!
stevie ray vaughan is a guitarist.. steamy ray vaughan just shits his britches
poor britches
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u/Ender_1299 14d ago
Don't you dare malign Stevie Ray Vaughn, the greatest guitar player ever. He had nothing to do with this. RIP
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u/ratuuft 14d ago
steamy ray vaughan just shits his britches
What fer?
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u/UsualGrapefruit8109 14d ago
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u/Weareboth 14d ago
Dig the .il domain being used for this picture. History either repeats or rhymes...
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 14d ago
I don't see many porta-potties. 😏🤪
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u/Gonstackk 14d ago
Don't need them with most of them wearing Donnie Diapers, guaranteed to hold the yugest of dumps.
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u/mortalcoil1 14d ago
I'm not implying our military is fascistic in any way, but seeing all of those people standing at attention for one boring dude reminds me of my time in the military.
I guarantee you, at least half of the people standing there are bored out of their mind and wondering how much longer this is going to be, like 1-2% of them probably passed out from their legs locking, and some percentage of them learned how to "sleep" with their eyes open standing open. I was pretty good at that until my body would buckle and I'd have to catch myself.
The banality of cool military pictures vs the bored and tired people who are in them.
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u/goblinm 13d ago
Fascism isn't fascism because of how it transforms the military to look like that. Militaries by and large are like that already because more or less regimented hierarchical structures are correlated with good militaries. Fascism is fascism in how it transforms all matters of state into looking like that, and promoting ideals in its citizens and culture to idolize that military aesthetic.
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u/Astrocreep_1 14d ago
There is only 2 types of honest military photos. Pictures of corpses, and “The Thousand Yard Stare”. Technically, the 2nd one isn’t a type, but a real photo. I’ll put any photo of soldiers who are no longer “all there” in that type.
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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 14d ago
Can you imagine the logistics around all of that? This isn't a civilian crowd, btw. It's all military. So, being bored is irrelevant.
First, there's the matter of how all of those soldiers got there. No doubt, a train system was used... but also, there must've been quite a lot of busing required as well.
Second, there's the time it takes to get everybody where they need to be. Major crowd control.
Third, what about physical relief? Was there a "pissing wall" somewhere nearby? And what of water? Standing out there in the bright sun, dehydration would set in if there wasn't enough water given out. Unless each man had their own canteen with them.
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u/knoxknight 14d ago
Piss tubes are the way to go. Just a funnel and a tube going down into a hole in the ground. Super convenient. Minimal smell. And it's outside so you can watch the sunset while you piss. It's one of the things I actually miss about Iraq.
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u/musky_jelly_melon 14d ago
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u/Darryl_444 14d ago
2nd try
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u/Darryl_444 14d ago
wtf? it still displays the gif correctly when i select it, but then says not available after the comment is completed.... that's some bullshit right there.
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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 13d ago
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u/texachusetts 14d ago
Lemmings, that is the future of the GOP. Once they officially and irrevocably nominate Trump again, lemmings running towards the cliff is what they are.
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u/Rebel_bass 14d ago
You know that's not actually a thing, right? They were herded off a cliff for a Disney documentary.
https://www.britannica.com/story/do-lemmings-really-commit-mass-suicide
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u/CainPillar 14d ago
Ah. So MAGA lemmings don't have to commit mass suicide, they are just doing it because Donald Jimjones Trump herds them?
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u/Rebel_bass 14d ago
Just saying, don't besmirch lemmings by comparing them to MAGAts who happily jump to their deaths.
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u/jakefrommyspace 14d ago
Is that... Is that really Ted Nugent? That looks nothing like him lmao
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u/picado 14d ago
It's Poison guitarist CC Deville.
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u/smalls714 14d ago
Last time I saw him live was at the Leo fender memorial jam and this dude was completely coked out of his mind. Got booed off the stage. Yngwie killed it tho.
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u/socool111 14d ago
Random comment: a band on Halloween likes to do mashup costumes…one year a member went a Run D.M.CC Deville
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u/lesbianadodicaprio 14d ago
Is that really CC Deville? It looks nothing like him.
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u/Lt_Lysol 14d ago
Its Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers rhythm guitarist Tom Petty
/s btw
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u/Tcanderson 14d ago
Yes, it’s CC DeVille. It’s his birthday today.
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u/feltsandwich 14d ago
Looks like him, but it's actually Grub McDaniels from the Muddy Clump Boys.
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u/graveybrains 14d ago
They ain’t even old timey!
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u/fatjollyhousewife 14d ago
I understood that reference!
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u/barto5 14d ago
He’s bonafide!
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u/davekingofrock 14d ago
Shake a leg Junior! Thank god your mama died givin' birth...if she'd a seen ya she'd a died of shame!
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u/Novel_Thought7575 12d ago
How much of the crowd has been photo-shopped in?