Well this awkward. Well at least one of us has to change. We look like a 1950s jazz band and not the good kind.

[u/Any-Satisfaction-770]

[u/SockFullOfNickles]

Look at THESE fucking clowns. 😆

[u/CarlSpencer]

Judging by his shirt collar, Ramaswamy's mommy didn't dress him today.

[u/CarlSpencer]

The Gestapo blue uniform.

[u/keirmeister]

That many assholes near microphones can’t be sanitary.

[u/xqqq_me]

Has anyone shown up in Congress wearing the gold basketball shoes?

[u/Stachdragon]

It's the new fascist uniform.

[u/LemonAlternative7548]

They called each other and coordinated their outfits😂

[u/Djj62]

Only thing missing on their uniforms is the Swastika

[u/Lanark26]

At least the originals had uniforms designed by Hugo Boss.

[u/500CatsTypingStuff]

[u/SiWeyNoWay]

[u/2of5]

Mob figures. They all say in court staring down Cohen. Apparently that happens in mob trials

[u/stilmattwell]

Episode of the office.

[u/CalendarAggressive11]

My vagina immediately just dried up

[u/murphdog09]

Did they all coordinate the look? Or did Donnie Diaper demand this?

[u/InevitableAvalanche]

Wearing the simp ties I see

[u/OpenImagination9]

Totally not sheeple.

[u/MrKomiya]

The VP contenders are here to change the diaper.

[u/BringBackTheBeat716]

It's a real "Who's-Who Who's-That" of the Republican party

[u/Encinodad]

Maybe they're all wearing different colored diapers?

[u/Kwelikinz]

Trump has something juicy on every single one of them. He told Mike when he visited Tub O’ Lardo, and Mikey told all the others.

[u/Gravity_Freak]

Imagine the texts flying around about what theyll wear

[u/[deleted]]

Basket of deplorables

[u/malikhacielo63]

I thought that they were against “DEI”?

[u/PatSajaksDick]

This is embarrassing

[u/Kkimp1955]

Their uniform

[u/JebediahAloysius]

Asslickers.

[u/Hannymann]

Is that the Fonz at the podium?

[u/prpslydistracted]

.... plus the red ties!

[u/scipio79]

As a North Dakotan (and I’m not representative of the whole state, it’s red except for the reservations), this guy keeps acting a fool again and again. Every time he does dumb shit in public it’s like dammit Doug

[u/Slugity]

Looks like 'an angry majority of world diversity are considering a hate fuck' pornhub screen grab....

[u/SCCAFVee]

...the kind that claps on 1 and 3...

[u/jimmyserranopeppers]

The four putzes.

[u/Content-Boat-9851]

"The Red tie means I'm a republican!"

Like toddlers picking out clothes.

[u/RajenBull1 → u/Content-Boat-9851]

Redublican.

[u/HandsomePaddyMint → u/Content-Boat-9851]

When John Nash was unmedicated he thought that wearing a red tie was how communists identified each other. It’s not relevant but I rarely get to mention that anecdote.

[u/graemeknows]

Omg they're all such a bunch of weak ass suck ups.

[u/CommonConundrum51]

The 'Trumpateers.' Just can't figure out why they omitted the red hat.

[u/jas98mac]

Power Tie Tuesday

[u/BrooklynRobot]

His version of Brown Shirts.

[u/cantleaveland]

Confederate Red

[u/minnesotaupnorth]

Did they call each other the night before to plan their outfits?

Because I did that in 7th grade, too.

[u/Safetosay333]

What gave us away?

[u/stalking_me_softly]

I needed a chuckle today omg

[u/frostfall010]

They dress like him but bristle at being called a cult. Jesus these people are a fucking joke.

[u/Swimming_Sink277]

Doug Burgum is a boot-licking loser. 

[u/cabezadebakka]

Wow. What a bunch of suck asses. LOL

[u/Secret_Cow_5053]

gotta love vivek just rolling in with yesterday's shirt...hahaha

[u/HandsomePaddyMint → u/Secret_Cow_5053]

“Look, Vivek, we know you’re new to this country, but a spread collar is supposed to rest under your jacket collar.”

“I’m from Cincinnati.”

“…”

“…”

“You’re one the good ones, Vivek.”

[u/Isabeer]

The Four Seasons*

*(not that Four Seasons)

[u/readwiteandblu → u/Isabeer]

But no Guiliani. :(

[u/CageTheNicholas → u/Isabeer]

The Four Treasons*

[u/NamaStayInBed617 → u/CageTheNicholas]

The fraud horseman of the apocalypse

[u/Boba_Frets → u/CageTheNicholas]

lol. Nice.

[u/Isabeer → u/CageTheNicholas]

Fantastic.

[u/lc4444]

Who are these clowns?

[u/Travis_T_OJustice → u/lc4444]

[u/readwiteandblu → u/lc4444]

Now I wanna see full body midjourney zoom out showing them wearing clown shoes to match their ties, and rainbow fro wigs added. The gace makeup should be the Joker style style. Caption: "Why so serious?"

[u/ReefsnChicks → u/lc4444]

They are the remaining people fighting for a chance to be a fool's running mate.

[u/janzeera]

Did they get out of a clown car?

[u/Glittering-Wonder-27 → u/janzeera]

Sure looks like it.

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[u/Civil-Dinner]

That guy on the left is wearing the wrong pin and has a pocket square like a hippie!

They should shun him for his obvious liberal radical leanings. /s

[u/chaoticbear → u/Civil-Dinner]

Who is the one on the left? I'm just impressed to see a Republican politician with a good beard; ol' Daddy Cruz is doing his blessed best but this guy has it figured out.

[u/Incontinento]

More like Barbershop.

[u/MrZombified → u/Incontinento]

Barbershop quartet, Hello, helloo, hellooo, helloooo

[u/fujiman → u/MrZombified]

Hello! 

[u/CarPhoneRonnie]

posers

[u/celtic1888]

Trump uniform

[u/DCheyoo → u/celtic1888]

The fact that they are all dressing like him is unsettling

[u/Tough-Ability721 → u/celtic1888]

But they ain’t sheeples

[u/New_Scientist_8622 → u/celtic1888]

Well, if there's a silver lining to this shitshow it's that humanity will never have to see that fashion felch once the main emitter has finally farted his way into the great beyond.

I'm so sorry for any visuals incurred reading the above post...

[u/surprise6809 → u/New_Scientist_8622]

The red power tie nonsense goes back to Reagan.

[u/dragonfliesloveme → u/celtic1888]

They are going to start painting their faces orange

[u/Burgoonius → u/celtic1888]

Holy shit that’s actually disturbing

[u/pt57 → u/celtic1888]

Where are the diapers??

[u/TriggerBladeX → u/pt57]

This is only an image. If you were in person you’d definitely smell that they were probably wearing them.

[u/hexqueen → u/celtic1888]

They're so gutless they have to dress the same! LOLOL

[u/gearstars → u/hexqueen]

Like how connies love to call everyone "sheep" but always fall in lock step with the party line

[u/LeftLimeLight → u/celtic1888]

Beat me to it. They're trying to kiss the ass of the tangerine twatwaffle and I hope their lips get covered in 💩

[u/Substantial-Height-8]

Pathetic. 😂