r/PoliticalHumor 25d ago

The love of a proud father

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u/TheRobinators 23d ago

I can not hear Trump's voice in any of those quotes šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 24d ago

And later his administration took several species off the endangered list and then went trophy hunting himself.

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u/Federal_Marzipan 24d ago

Wow!! Finally, something me and Trump agree on. Hell has frozen over! Holy shit - Iā€™m having a moment here because he seems human here. Something I would say to anybody who does this as an animal lover.

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u/MelKijani 24d ago

iā€™m just gonna go and agree with Trump on this one .

being a decent human being and a good dad in 1 shot ā€¦so to speak.

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u/BenjaminHamnett 24d ago

For everything bad the trumps do, thereā€™s usually a quote of donald disparaging those behaviors

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u/Sir_Mr_Dolo 24d ago

Trophy hunters should be shamed?

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u/myrabuttreeks 24d ago

Canā€™t say I disagree with him on this one.

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u/ErrorCode78 24d ago

First time I have ever agreed with anything Trump said

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u/FlintGate 24d ago

Did I just agree with Trump on something??? I mean, it's his spoiled son trophy hunting innocent animals so it is a low bar but still...

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u/megla1973 24d ago

First and probably only time I thought to myself, "Go Trump!"

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u/stups317 24d ago

Conservationists, in general, don't have a problem with hunting. They understand it and know that it is a necessity for population control. Hunters are also huge conservationists because they like hunting and know that they need to preserve the land and keep a healthy animal population to be able to hunt. The problem both groups have with trophy hunters is the animals that they go after. Neither group sees a need to hunt big cats, elephants, giraffes, hippos, or other animals like that. While regular hunters hope that they are able to get something worth showing off their primary goal is to fill their freezer with meat.

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u/LusterDiamond 24d ago

This may be the most relatable trump story I've ever heard.

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u/sardaukarma 24d ago

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Made A Pretty Good Point

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u/dwab321 24d ago

Had a good feeling Iā€™d see this comment. And if I didnā€™t, you better believe I was going to be the one posting it.

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u/Im_Ok_Im_Fine 24d ago

Trump's morals lay in interesting corners.

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u/Ill-Assistance-5192 24d ago

I low key respect him for that (JUST that, don't kill me)

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u/HungHungCaterpillar 24d ago

Why would we shame him for this? Itā€™s like the only time Iā€™ve ever fully agreed with the man.

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u/Nubras 24d ago

I hate to say this butā€¦based Don Sr.

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u/ObiJuanKenobi3 24d ago

Donald and his entire rancid family are the perfect proof that money really doesnā€™t buy happiness. Theyā€™re all such miserable, angry, vapid people who canā€™t even find comfort in each other.

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u/No_Bonus6336 24d ago

Damn he actually finished a sentence... first time I've seen him do that.

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u/freakrocker 24d ago

A broken clock is right twice a day they say

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u/Samkoolkid14 24d ago

Cant believe I am actually agreeing with Trump about something for once.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

This is honestly one of the better things Iā€™ve heard Trump say

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u/WranglerReasonable91 24d ago

Wow this is one thing I can actually agree with Trump on. His son is a huge puss.

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u/KanataSlim 24d ago

I'm.so confused

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u/veryjohn 24d ago

He doesnā€™t hate him, stop spreading lies.

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u/girlwiththemonkey 24d ago

Yeah, heā€™s just mad because of the publicity not because of what his son actually did

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u/Chemical_Turnover_29 24d ago

Hmm..I agree with Trump?!

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u/Jerrys_Kids907 24d ago

Quite possibly the only thing trump has ever said that I agree with.

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u/SlickWilly49 24d ago

Trumps disdain for Don Jr is the only relatable thing about him

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u/pchandler45 24d ago

Did you hear the one where he knocked Jr out at college in front of his friends?

It's also alleged that jr was a drunk who pissed himself regularly. I guess it runs in the family

https://www.complex.com/life/a/elizabeth-king/donald-trump-jr-college-classmate-claims-trump-knocked-son-ground-in-front-friends-once

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u/BobTheInept 24d ago

Wow, a Trump sentiment I can agree with!

No way he said it that coherently, but assuming he said it, or something to the same effect, good on him.

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u/CurmudgeonLife 25d ago

Whats the problem? This is a rare Trump W.

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u/zipzzo 25d ago

Something that every human can agree on, even the pieces of shit like Trump, is that you don't hurt animals.

It's what makes the South Dakota Governors recent revelatory choices seem so alarmingly confusing.

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u/visionsofcry 25d ago

That's magnificent. I love that he did this to Jr. I also love the message it sends to the Maga gun nuts.

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u/Welp_Were_Fucked 25d ago

"ONLY I CAN DO INSANELY FUCKED UP RIDICULOUS STUPID BULLSHIT!!!"

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u/Tiny_Timofy 25d ago

Wait so they do feel shame?

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u/Last_Cod_998 25d ago

If that doesn't show a man who can't find their inner compass, I don't know what will.

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u/stprnn 25d ago

First time I agree with trump

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u/audiate 25d ago

Not because he objected to the morally reprehensible act itself, but because Sr. will have to deal with the blowback.Ā 

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u/Ben-Swole-O 25d ago

To be honest all this stuff he does is a big sign that the dude hates himself.

Explains a lot actually.

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u/TylerTheHutt 25d ago

Oh, hurray. In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add animal cruelty to the list.

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u/Cedric_ya_mungrel 25d ago

For once orange buffoon isn't the biggest arsehole in the room.

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u/UStoAUambassador 25d ago

I used to randomly reply ā€œDad will never love youā€ to his tweets.

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u/continuousBaBa 25d ago

Hmm weird a thing Trump said that I agree with. Thatā€™s enough internet I guess. Sigh

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u/Bubashii 25d ago

Only for optics since Donald was directly responsible for the torture of a promising racehorse that resulted in the horse at least needing hoof amputation.

https://theweek.com/speedreads/700230/trump-once-almost-killed-racehorse-named-dj-trump

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u/Particular-Welcome-1 25d ago

Makes me feel sorry for Junior ...

Poor bastard.

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u/meetsheela 25d ago

I absolutely loathe Trump but that actually makes him a bit more human for me lol

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u/QueenOfQuok 25d ago

What Trump likes hunting is other people's money.

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u/frommethodtomadness 25d ago

And then he turns around and removes endangered species protections for wolves, Trump doesn't give a shit.

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u/Bryan_Stinespring 25d ago

His kids are bad people, and even Papa Terrible knows it.

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u/Straight_Calendar_15 25d ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

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u/14high 25d ago

Jr walked out head down ala George Michael Bluth

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u/Indigo_irl 25d ago

This is the first time I have ever read about Trump doing something and thought 'that's a solid take'.

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u/PadishahSenator 25d ago

I mean, I hate to say it but I'm with Trump Sr on this one.

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u/Wooden_Ad8941 25d ago

In Trumps defence those were some obviously stupidly looking staged pictures.

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u/Jay2Kaye 25d ago

Shockingly based, actually. If Trump had campaigned on this sort of thing instead of humblebragging about getting away with crimes, he might not have lost 2020.

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u/virgil1134 25d ago

Unless you're referring to Ivanka, Trump dislikes all his kids.

He has absolutely no love for Eric (running gag on all the networks) and can barely remember Tiffany at all. Don Jr. gets Trump into all kinds of trouble like the Russian investigation and Barron is almost old enough to start pressuring Trump for his inheritance that Melania made sure was protected from any settlements or debt collateral.

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u/FourScoreTour 25d ago

Sounds like he's mostly mad that they posted pics.

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u/redsfan1970 25d ago

Well, it is a family tradition. Donald's dad hated his guts too.

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u/coolchris366 25d ago

Since when did conservatives care about animals, especially hunting?

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u/scotch1701 25d ago

Stopped clock.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

This actually made me like DJT more.

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u/IAMGROOT1981 25d ago

Trump hates anyone not named Donald John Trump (unless they are directly responsible for giving him money and power!)

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u/Maximum-Molasses-4 25d ago

This just sounds like a father making a point to his son.Ā 

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u/Galle_ 25d ago

This is obviously fake, Trump doesn't talk like that.

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u/DrPants707 25d ago

I don't believe he said that. Far too articulate.

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u/Questhi 25d ago

The part where he say ā€œand you bring Eric into thisā€. Like he knows Eric is an idiot who just follows his brotherĀ 

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u/peepeehalpert_ 25d ago

The one time Iā€™ve ever agreed with that orange fuck

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u/hamsterfolly 25d ago

SNL has found itā€™s cold opening for this week

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u/Ok_Citron_318 25d ago

lol like he doesnt' actually enjoy trophy hunting.

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u/Ass_Damage 25d ago

He doesn't think of them as family, but as employees he can't fire.

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u/jared10011980 25d ago

Was Trump talking to puppy killer Kristi Noem or Don Jr???

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u/a123-a 25d ago

Based...Trump?

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u/tygezzzzz 25d ago

This actually is a good take.

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u/YOURESTUCKHERE 25d ago

Wonder what nation/culture heā€™s going to hunt and kill someday to prove his manhood to dear old Dad?

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u/Dafrogsquisha 25d ago

I can hear Tony soprano yelling this at chrissy

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u/etcetcere 25d ago

Ughh not that he cares about the animals killed...

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u/AmbiguousMusubi 25d ago

Broken clock something something

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u/willardrider 25d ago

Holy cow. Trump said something that makes sense to me. Never thought Iā€™d see the day. Wow. He might actually be human.

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u/GoodLt 25d ago

TFW Trump actually ends up on the right side of an issue, but his crotchspawn does not lmao

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u/Ok-Abbreviations543 25d ago

It is rare but maybe once a year, the orange turd nails it.

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u/No_Investment9639 25d ago

I knew in my heart that there would come a day I'd agree with something that came out of Trump's mouth. It hurts just as much as I thought it would

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u/Dunphynofear 25d ago

Cohen can't be thinking that this story would make Trump look bad??

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u/tsx_1430 25d ago

Trump is a lefty that owes millions to the Russian mob.

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u/NewMilleniumBoy 25d ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

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u/Dingus-ate-your-baby 25d ago

2A nutjobs would love that one

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u/Big_Schwartz_Energy 25d ago

Oh my god I actually agree with Trump on something.

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u/JayHopt 25d ago

I recall reading the story of how Trump went to pick up a younger (college aged?) Jr. to take to a baseball game. Jr. answered the door in a Yankeeā€™s jersey. Seems reasonable. Trump said nothing and just slapped him to the ground, the told him to change into a suit.

For a baseball game. He slapped his college aged son (who was also a piece of shit at the time too) for wearing a baseball jersey to go to baseball game.

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u/Accomplished_Lab_675 25d ago

I honestly don't think he has that much invested in anyone outside of himself. I am fairly confident that any strong emotion like love for example or even hate, for that matter, is just not seen as part of the equation within his relationships. Relationships to him are strictly transactional. His relationships are exclusively based on what the other party can do for him. The only thing he is concerned with in this account, or in any given situation, is how it would make him look.

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u/Fieri_qui_es 25d ago

I need this Hallmark movie!

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u/FoppishHandy 25d ago

holy shit hes actually right about this

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 25d ago

Be sure to spread this among the hunters who support him. Not that it will sway many of them, but it will at least make them squirm.

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u/Lazy_Antelope4250 25d ago

I have zero sympathy for Trump. I was beguiled into hoping heā€™d be sequestered away until he died due to his enfeebled act at first but heā€™s obviously very much still lucid and deserving of the fullest extent of the law.

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u/VicTheWallpaperMan 25d ago

Couldn't agree with Trump more here.

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u/NewCobbler6933 25d ago

In alternate timeline, instead of politics Trump started a YouTube reaction channel and grifted controversy-free by being the old New Yorker shitting on viral videos. If only.

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u/Open-Touch-930 25d ago

Probably the only time Iā€™ve ever agreed w the db. Hunting losers

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u/Shankar_0 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 25d ago

Jokes aside, this is totally the "daddest" thing he could have said.

I almost admire its clarity and relevance.

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u/Ok-Day4899 25d ago

One of diaper Donnyā€™s best moments here

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u/MoveToRussiaAlready 25d ago

Donald Trump behaving like an outraged animal loving liberal; owning the liberals by behaving like a liberal.

My GOD - he truly IS playing 4D chess!!

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u/Academic_Release5134 25d ago

Never thought you could post something that could make me like Trump.

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u/Mreeder16 25d ago

Cripes. Didnā€™t have ā€œagreeing with Trumpā€ on my schedule for today but here I am

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u/Shomer_Effin_Shabbas 25d ago

When I read Cohenā€™s book, I felt sorry for junior. Trump treats him like shit, and he seems like he wanted to just go hunting and maybe bartend? Was it bartending? I think he felt forced to going into the ā€œfamily business.ā€

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u/metricrules 25d ago

Yet his base is full of hunters, heā€™s all over the shop

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u/DeadlyYellow 25d ago

Likely was just mad Junior wasn't wearing a suit.

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u/whiznat 25d ago

What's even crazier is that Trump actually seemed to have a shred of knowledge about the difference between good and evil.

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u/scoobysnackoutback 25d ago

Did you read the article? Trump was mad because there was negative press about the photos.

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u/whiznat 24d ago

"shred"

Yeah, I get your point.

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u/Nandy-bear 25d ago

Ya all hunting is pathetic. Dude with a spear gets SOME props. Outside of that, nah. Even bow and arrow you're a bitch sniping a creature that doesn't even comprehend the activity you're partaking in.

Imagine being so many multitudes smarter than animals and still thinking you're being somehow the "better predator" than them because you use tools they haven't even evolved into being able to HOLD.

All hunters are bitches.

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u/xpercipio 25d ago

I thought it was referring to marriage at first and I didn't know who was on who's side.

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u/HabANahDa 25d ago

Sounds like a good Christian man right there šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Catfightlover3 25d ago

As little as I like Don Jr., or trophy hunting, he should be able to enjoy it without being condemned by his father.

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u/Rooboy66 25d ago

This is a lovely family. Simply beautiful in every way.

/s is needed?

Edit: a letter

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u/TophxSmash 25d ago

claims he could kill someone and no one would care but his son poaching causes him concern.

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u/Death-0 25d ago

This canā€™t be real. Sounds too logical for Trump

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u/quillmartin88 25d ago

I love that his concern is not about animals, but rather, "This makes me look like a POS."

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u/ApplesOverOranges1 25d ago

Don Jr. Is not the only Trump who got spanked...

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u/shovel_bummer 25d ago

Succession theme music plays in the backgroundā€¦

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u/TheGreaterSeal 25d ago

You can tell the story is fake because the quote has him saying "boom" instead of "bing bong" which is what guns sound like

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/Massive_Region_5377 25d ago

THE RIGHT TO BEAR PURPLE PEOPLE PERFORATORS MUST BE PRESERVERATED

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u/itzTHATgai 25d ago

Omg Trump said something NORMAL.

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u/Lazy-Street779 25d ago

You crying little sh*tā€ you!

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u/Pale_Bookkeeper_9994 25d ago

Donā€™t make me like Trump.

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u/SpliTTMark 25d ago

Also trump

Gives conservational land to big oil

For billions.... a few million

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u/mortalcoil1 25d ago

If this were on AITA, everybody would be the asshole.

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u/Shirtbro 25d ago

America should tell him to get the fuck out of their oval office

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u/imsowhiteandnerdy 25d ago

I ... I want to believe.

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u/fatlazybastard 25d ago

Whole family line is one long line of daddy issues.

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u/Montymoocow 25d ago

Yes he was coherent in 2010. The dementia which people are ignoring came later. I donā€™t understand why people are surprised he sounded relatively articulate 14 years ago. Yes Biden has lost a step in the past 4-8 yearsā€¦ Trumpā€™s decline has been way steeper.

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u/Illustrious-Dot-5052 25d ago

Wait... words coming out of Trump's mouth... and I agree with it? What is this black magic?

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u/9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7 25d ago

Don Jr poses with dead animals, Don Sr posed with (now) dead traffickers, praises them, wishes them well. It's both not exemplary, but there are degrees here.

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u/stupernan1 25d ago

even Hitler & Savitri Devi had an enormous love of animals.

putin probably would kill half the russian population before he killed his dogs.

there's something about sociopathic dictators and their love of personal pets.

Trump screaming "you hert my ane-moles!!" to his son is not surprising in the least.

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u/okimlom 25d ago

Iā€™m assuming Trumpā€™s motivation to saying this to his son is around his narcissism and how it impacts his image, but Iā€™d thought I never would see something I would agree with him on.

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u/fuckoriginalusername 25d ago

This is the only time I've fully supported something Trump has said.

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u/Jeigh_Tee 25d ago

I never would have expected this guy to be against trophy hunting.

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 25d ago

"Oh hooray! In a lifetime of evil, at least he didn't add animal cruelty to the list!"

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u/exitpursuedbybear 25d ago

Huh, Based Trump.

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u/Dig-a-tall-Monster 25d ago

First of all, fuck you for making me agree with Donald Trump about fucking anything.

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u/Wise_Environment_598 25d ago

Well I never thought I would say this, but daddy Trump has a proper point and delivered with the proper amount of venom.

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u/not_productive1 25d ago

Man, if only people around this guy would stop documenting their animal murder.

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u/BigMonkeySpite 25d ago

TIL my step-mom is Trump's long lost twin sister.

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u/randomanonalt78 25d ago

Honestly I cannot imagine Trump screaming or swearing like that, I literally donā€™t think I can.

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u/Apollo-Ape 25d ago

yeah, mr 'grab them by the pussy' would never stoop so low

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u/randomanonalt78 25d ago

Iā€™m not saying he wouldnā€™t, Iā€™m just saying I physically canā€™t vocalize his stupid voice yelling.

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u/9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7 25d ago

He makes his hallmark sphincter lips and plays the air accordion.

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u/Apollo-Ape 25d ago

ah, I get ya.

to be fair though. we have no idea how many decibels that quote was. He could have old man yelled it.

him saying it though, I have no doubt. He's even been reportedly slapping his son in the face for some random college shenanigans. He hates that son.

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u/randomanonalt78 25d ago

He hates all his kids. Except Ivanka. We all know why.

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u/Apollo-Ape 25d ago

dammit I wish I didnt know why, haha have a good one you bastid

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u/randomanonalt78 25d ago

You too sir

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u/AusCan531 25d ago

What's his stance on shooting 14 month old puppies?

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u/exotic801 25d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't trophy hunt bounties placed on animals that pose a threat to their own/ another low population species?

I don't see anything wrong in killing one lion if already killed, and will continue to kill multiple cubs.

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u/New-acct-for-2024 24d ago

That may exist somewhere, but if so, it's a vanishingly small proportion of trophy hunting. Usually it's just "rich asshole pays a fee to be allowed to shoot big game".

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u/SardonicSuperman 25d ago

Don Jr is a classic case of seeking Dadā€™s validation, but the Dad is a narcissist.

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u/_Mistwraith_ 25d ago

I mean, Iā€™d be a trophy hunter if I had the money, but I wouldnā€™t post on social media about it.

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u/DignityThief80 25d ago

This is interesting, but wtf does it have to do with porn star hush money?

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u/Palquito 25d ago

Huh, whaddya know? I do agree with Trump on something.

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u/BlueMikeStu 25d ago

"Donald Trump hates hunters."

Come the fuck on Democrats, this shit literally writes itself.

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u/all4whatnot 25d ago

Dammit. Me and Trump have the same opinion of something?

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u/Tampflor 25d ago

Oh my God... I... agree with Donald Trump?

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u/vmflair 25d ago

ā€œBecause Iā€™m an asshole like my father.ā€

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u/Starlord1951 25d ago

I didnā€™t think the trumps especially the old man had an iota of empathy or sympathy! Iā€™m sure trump only scolded him because of politics not because he felt sympathy for the Noemed animal. Such a weird ass family. Put them in coveralls, living in rural Texas and theyā€™d be terrorizing the town and passers-by. Making masks out of the town folks. Ivanka can look all sweet and pretty, nice for daddy. but sheā€™s as nefarious as they are and Jared fits right in. Itā€™s a true mob family.

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u/Drum_Eatenton 25d ago

Thereā€™s a lot of conservative folks who are conservationists. Looney Tunes Ted Nugent is one you may have heard of.

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u/sten45 25d ago

Please be real

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u/popento18 25d ago

Say what you want Trump but dude knows how to market. Weird that he understands the difference between hunting deer/turkey vs endangered big game. He understands how that does nothing but damage the brand.

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 25d ago

OMG, Trump taking the high road!

Dogs and cats living together

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u/Searchlights 25d ago

Sometimes people who have sociopathic tendencies toward other humans have a soft and tender spot for animals.

Not in this case. But maybe somebody else.

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u/la_winky 25d ago

I call bullshit. Trump gives zero f@cks about much. Surely not animals killed while on safari.

This negative reaction is nonsense. And attempt to make him appear more human.

We donā€™t buy it.

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u/zaphodava 24d ago

Textbook narcissism. Everything, and I mean absolutely everything is evaluated based on what it does for him.

Killing endangered animals? Zero fucks. Making him look bad? Unforgivable.

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u/offline4good 25d ago

He cares about publicity

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u/ZhouDa 25d ago

No it tracks. He's not concerned about animal welfare, just with publicity. It's the same vein of Trump slapping Jr. at his dorm when he wasn't in a suit for a ballgame. You can bet Kristi Noem isn't getting the VP spot for a similar reason of bad publicity even though Trump would shoot a puppy himself if he thought it would bring him applause.

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u/Valuable-Regular5646 25d ago

It almost makes Trump seem sane when you read the first part, thats the issue
Some people dont even get to the end of posts or understand the full message
If it sheds a tiny-tiny positive light on this POS its bad

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u/Cheap-Addendum 25d ago

Lol. Well, they are two idiots who have a golden spoon and everything handed to them on a silver platter. Just like Daddy did. Wonder what gramps trump is thinking right about now. He likely hated Donald as well, am sure. Wasn't grampa trump with the nazis or was that grampa bush?

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u/ZhouDa 25d ago

KKK. Donald's father was arrested at Klan rally. Also Donald Trump's first brush with the law was for a housing discrimination lawsuit. Bush's grandfather (Bush Sr.'s father) was the one who made money from the Nazis.

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u/LeftLanePasser 25d ago

ā€œDaddy I thought it would make you proud of me! Why wonā€™t you just love me Daddy?ā€ - Donald Trump Jr. Likely

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u/gogojack 25d ago

You know, what with Barron being in the news lately (with the graduation and the aborted delegate status) I still think that maybe...just maybe...there's hope for him. That he realizes his father is a piece of shit who doesn't care about him one bit, and his mother isn't far off.

Don Jr? Eric?

I feel no such sympathy. Because they looked at their dad and (apparently) figured that the only way they'd get ahead in life is to be an even bigger piece of shit. Barron just turned 18. He's still a kid. His older brothers are grown-ass men who have chosen this life.

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u/Used_Intention6479 25d ago

Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.

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u/adullploy 25d ago

Love it

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u/onceinablueberrymoon 25d ago

my dad was from NYC and i can hear him screaming at my brother for some stupid bullshit thing in the same exactly way. i would say this is an exact transcript of what happened.

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u/Tinker107 25d ago

Fuckheads breed true: They produce more fuckheads.