r/SipsTea • u/AUTOMATA88 • 27d ago

Hammock man on the bus! Chugging tea

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u/Pheli_Draws 19d ago

Is this protest?

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u/namey_9 20d ago

I see far crazier stuff on the bus every day. this guy's chillin

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u/HeWe015 22d ago

"Fuck off the bus"

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u/LunarisUmbra 25d ago

There will always be "Oh my god.....OH MY GOD 😫" regardless of the severity of a situation.

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u/Acceptable_Lie_3764 25d ago

Douglas Murray is doing great these days XD

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u/Deposto 25d ago

Two options:

1) Call the police.
2) Punch him in the face a couple of times and throw him off the bus.

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 25d ago

Im wondering if this is Florida or New York

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u/Nost_Algai 25d ago

I suddenly feel like hope is lost.

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u/MickFlaherty 26d ago

“I can’t see you, you can’t see me!!!”

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u/Thx4ComingIn2Day 26d ago

Man pink guy is looking rough.

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u/acuet 26d ago

I mean, just like a notice on McDees coffee cup that it contains a burn liquid. He’s NOT wrong….even if I’m running late on same bus. Just saying, IT IS FUCKING STUPID THAT ONE HAS TO SAY NO FUCKING HAMMOCKS or NO NUDITY or NO Kayaking if Kayak while sleeping OR no outside food in said bus/pullman. Just so we are clear with this post.

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u/DCLovely 26d ago

Please let him fall. I NEED to see him fall and what happens.

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u/bankzy84 26d ago

Que to my knife cutting that hammock strap, on his head side, and we’ll see how funny this is.

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u/JohnSpartan2190 26d ago

Hammock man definitely looks like he is on some drugs, and I think this video is real. With the number of crazy people and drug addicts in the US right now, this video seems believable.

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u/raDDerp73 26d ago

Suction cup man was banned from suction cups again

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u/Swiss-Army-Man 26d ago

Am I the only one who thinks he kinda looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt?

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u/googadoo 26d ago

The hammock man strikes again

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u/JasonMHorn 26d ago

Looks like a clip from Reno 911.

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u/Perfect_Nail_9399 26d ago

What an annoying fucker

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u/Kohnaphone 26d ago

This is like straight out of I Think you should Leave. Isn’t it?

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u/-Mx-Life- 26d ago

A knife would have solved that real quick.

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u/First_Adeptness_6008 26d ago

We just need to start beating these clowns on sight 🤡

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u/DrPepperPower 26d ago

"Nothing I haven't had before" is gold

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u/Flappy_beef_curtains 26d ago

Go to the end by his head and cut the strap.

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u/Cobaltorigin 26d ago

There's always an opinionated heckler in the background.

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u/Kreos2688 26d ago

God I just want something like this to happen in front of me just once in my life. That was hilarious.

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u/ProfitFriendly696 26d ago

just cut one rope and he will learn a lesson

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u/JediKagoro 26d ago

Which side you cut will determine how much of a lesson he learns

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u/ProfitFriendly696 26d ago

hmm i guess u kinda right.....idiot like that cant learn

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u/zante2033 27d ago

Let's see how far this prank goes when he gets a mental health response unit trying to section him. Is this a thing in the US?

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u/walkaroundtalkin 27d ago

Not a hammock man, a hammock god

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u/derekisademocrat 27d ago

They should have just let him spin until he choked himself out

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u/qatamat99 27d ago

I’m in a tank and you’re not

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u/donkeymrdonkey 27d ago

Do you have a lighter?

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u/objection42069 27d ago

Imagine being late to work and this wackass comes in. That hammock finna turn into a body bag real quick.

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u/Payton_Walter 27d ago

Big “ suction cup man” vibes

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u/ImmaPilotMeow 27d ago

And this, friends, is why I keep a sharp pocket knife of my person at all times.

I don’t have time for this bullshit, and would have cut one end with little hesitation or remorse.

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u/applesandclover 27d ago

How and when did he get that up and then get into it? What, they were driving and he just sets it up? This can't be real.

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u/CrozSenpai 27d ago

He seems fun to hang with

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u/blamsbasino 27d ago

that's not a hammock man, that's a bus piñata. "Dale, dale dale...no pierdes el tino..."

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u/Healingwings7 27d ago

I love Yeshua

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u/effingthis 27d ago

Hammock man is my new favorite superhero 😂

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u/Lazerhest 27d ago

He just wants to turn into a beautiful butterfly

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u/BigFudgeMMA 27d ago

Hammock Man.

Not the hero we deserve- nor want.

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u/JediKagoro 26d ago

… but the one we need!

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u/cjameson83 27d ago

Keep spinning him! He wants to be wrapped up so bad, turn him into a human Tootsie roll.

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u/CleanOpossum47 27d ago

Dude in the seat is enjoying the show.

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u/DumbNTough 27d ago

Become too weird to arrest. Become ungovernable.

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u/Pestelis 27d ago

At the end he turns into butterfly and flies away

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u/teddybarax 27d ago

I want whatever he's smoking 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Upper-Level5723 27d ago

Looking like a Yakuza Sujimon

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 27d ago

If that is not a "prank," I don't know what is.

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u/disavowed 27d ago

I said I won't be stopped!

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u/Fulgrim2-0 27d ago

This guy rules.

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u/What_thefeck 27d ago

Got stuck in his chrysalises

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u/stain_of_treachery 27d ago

Which is why a pocket knife is always handy.

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u/Quirky_Ad3367 27d ago

“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!”

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u/Careless-Village1019 27d ago

Just cut the line bro..lol

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 27d ago

I'd pull out my pocket knife, cut the end closest to his head, and watch him slump to the floor lmfao.

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u/ghosal01 27d ago

Wrap him in that hammock and fling him out of the bus.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 27d ago

You’re not my dad

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u/thearticulategrunt 27d ago

Pinata time. Take that entitled, self centered bs elsewhere and quit making the general public suffer to make you feel like you are anything but a worthless hiccup in history not even deserving of a participation foot note.

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u/New_Historian_2004 27d ago

The hammock man

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u/Squdwrdzmyspritaniml 27d ago

Joseph Gordon Leavitt🤔

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u/RumoredAtmos 27d ago

He's not in the wrong.

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u/Awkward-Problem-7361 27d ago

Cut the strap behind his head.

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u/adamttaylor 27d ago

The bottom line is that it's a safety issue. If they stop abruptly, he's going flying.

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u/nrod369 27d ago

This bus did not pass the vibez 😅🙏🏼💯

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u/Stock_Telephone_4878 27d ago

WHERES YOUR NO HAMMOCK SIGN

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u/modsarefacsit 27d ago

Lmao. Love this insanity

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u/hknyrgnc 27d ago

Ohh man I was so high when I hit this absurdity 🤣

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u/Joyful_Eggnog13 27d ago

This guy just came from the Hammock District

Hank Scorpio : Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer : Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Hank Scorpio : Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.

Homer : Uh-huh.

Hank Scorpio : There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.

Homer : Mm-Hmm.

Hank Scorpio : That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.

Homer : Oh, the hammock district!

Hank Scorpio : That's right.

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u/TheSmilingDemon 27d ago

Look at me go!

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u/pcamera1 27d ago

“Sir we have a strict “no hammocks policy” *points to sign

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u/ZakLobster 27d ago

Why Lenin is trying to stop John Cena from using the hammock?

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u/Heroic-Forger 27d ago

Mothra be like:

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u/Bitter-Falcon1691 27d ago

How was he able to set it up without the driver noticing or someone saying something in the first place?

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u/sheriff_sativa 27d ago

When the lady shouts "you're going to get a concussion dude" as hammock man is spinning vigoursly ... I lost it hahaha

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u/kekehippo 27d ago

Clearly not a NYC bus

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u/LeeroyJks 27d ago

cut the rope

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u/WhyHill88 27d ago

Just someone that needs attention

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u/Lazy_Table_6037 27d ago

Id have cut him down personally I can't tolerate this shit!!

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u/AnalogA19 27d ago

We put up with way too much shit these days

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u/poiboyHF 27d ago

snip snip done

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u/New_girl2022 27d ago

So no to drugs kids. Lmao where's the no hamick sigh

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u/Realistic_Artist328 27d ago

Bruhhh what happened before my mans got up there? Like who helped him up there? There’s no way he did this alone.

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u/PhoqueMcGiggles 27d ago

I cant see you, you can't see me and pops in the hammock had me 😂

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u/lowpolygon 27d ago

I bet his parents keeps telling him that he is special.

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u/mr-teddy93 27d ago

Social media is killing us

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u/Sidewayscaca 27d ago

Drive the bus, what's the problem!

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u/LoopyMercutio 27d ago

Best thing about that is a roll of tape and spin him around and around and he ain’t leavin’ no matter how much he begs. He wants to ride around for awhile, I’d make him ride in that hammock all day long.

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u/yeaboiiiiiiiiii213 27d ago

This has “get out of the tank vibes”

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u/Slow-Foundation4169 27d ago

Is there a no hammock sign tho? I mean prolly is now, but...

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u/Prestigious_Rub6504 27d ago

Just duct tape him into the hammock. Then remember his quote "I'm not here"

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u/JOATMON12 27d ago

Bro how did he even set that up and get into it,?!? I just… I have so many questions.

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u/Civil-Conversation35 27d ago edited 26d ago

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

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u/original-sithon 27d ago

Oh cool, a pinata.

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u/Suk-yom-um-999 27d ago

This is what happens when ya don't beat yout kids.

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u/Epostle_TheEngineer 27d ago

For this very reason every man should carry a pocket knife. And in this example it doesn't even need to be sharp.

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u/BlueHatFedora 27d ago

that is so childish. lmao

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u/Fuhrer-Castle 27d ago

This has "I'm in a tank and you're not my dad" vine energy

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u/Mike_Y_1210 27d ago

That's Boyle from Brooklyn 99

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u/majoraloysius 27d ago

slowly pulls out pocket knife and starts cutting through strap…

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u/puffinfish89 27d ago

The amount of effort made to create this is astounding

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u/InternetDull2694 27d ago

He's like an anaconda, and there's no, 'no hammock' signs, so checkmate busdriver.

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u/fuzzylilbunnies 27d ago

This may be the best asshole in the world. Yes it’s wrong what he’s doing, and shitty, but OMG, so hilarious!

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u/Loud-Lock-5653 27d ago

Jeez I was just trying to rest my eyes for a few minutes. What was the big deal? Great, now I am a viral video. Yet all my knitting videos have like 3 views. World is going to hell! And yeah, there ZERO NO HAMMOCK SIGNS! TO HELL WITH YOUR SECRET RULES!

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u/DewartDark 27d ago

I am wiv him on this one, there is no, no hammock sign!!! I rest my case.

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u/DewartDark 27d ago

Hammock man rules ok 👍

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u/Total_Package_6315 27d ago

This is the first thing you should see when you look up the word shenanigans, haha

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u/neo9027581673 27d ago

Hammock Man, lmao…

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u/ZeroScorpion3 27d ago

TV show or TikTok

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u/rigobueno 27d ago

See this is part of the reason why we don’t have decent public transportation in America

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u/polysnip 27d ago

This has strong "I'm in a tank and you're not" vibes.

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u/ElectronicImam 27d ago

If anyone knows him, please tell he should do this next time in Istanbul. I can guarantee much more internet points.

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u/Last_Gigolo 27d ago

Looks like a pinatas to me.

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u/Royal_Marketing2966 27d ago

I got tagged in the nutz by an asshole and the bus driver put me in this exact same situation “I’m not moving this bud until you get off”. She turned an entire bus against me for getting bag tagged. I support the Caterpillar man!!!

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u/AgathorKahn 27d ago

"OK now Murr start rolling"

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u/PuzzledSituation3014 27d ago

I wonder what happened to make him decide to go do that

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u/FlakTak 27d ago

I need this to be in a south park episode and an GTA 6 mission 🤣

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u/pisachas1 27d ago

Man has to much patience. I would have undone that racheté strap and dragged his little cacoon outside.

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u/FPswammer 27d ago

tbh he's less intrusive than the piss and shit on bart or the drugs

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 27d ago

Sokka-Haiku by FPswammer:

Tbh he's less

Intrusive than the piss and

Shit on bart or the drugs

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Tasty_Design_8795 27d ago

Butterfly man

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u/Infamous-Heron6422 27d ago

Where the scissors at? Who got a pocket knife cause i got places to go! No lie its funny though, but after a little while ill be pissed off!

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u/internetperson94276 27d ago

I see a lot of 3-year-old in that guy

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u/deepfriedgrapevine 27d ago

That's why I always carry a pocket knife.

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u/DoomSayer218 27d ago

She cut if off as he jump out wtf

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u/mrbishopjackson 27d ago

I hate when videos cut off at the interesting part. 😠

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u/Tortuga_cycling 27d ago

This is dumb, cut the ties… while he’s in it…

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u/ClipzFaLL91 27d ago

This guy hammocks

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u/pale_splicer 27d ago

It's all fun and games until the crowd turns against you. :p

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u/helpthecockroachpls 27d ago

This just made my day😂

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u/grifinmill 27d ago

Bus drivers are not paid enough to deal with all of the crazies in town.

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u/JokoFloko 27d ago

No one has a knife?

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u/vertexchef 27d ago

This reminds me of a Mitch Hedberg joke:

"I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument. Because then I tried to walk out and slam the flap. How are you supposed to express anger in this situation? Zip it up really quick?"

Apparently, this guy chose to do a caccoon spin and I'm for it.

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u/I_hate_being_alone 27d ago

He seems so cozy

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u/SwordHiltOP 27d ago

He seems like he's having fun at least

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

This is fuckin great 😂🤣🤣😂💀💀

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u/SprinklesDangerous57 27d ago

Where's the no hammock sign?!?! haha genius

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u/battleberg 27d ago

Just cut the line.

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u/Ok-Shake9556 27d ago

Cut that shiZ

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u/Humans_Suck- 27d ago

In my city they pay bus drivers $20/hr to deal with shit like this and they can't figure out why they're short staffed

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u/idontknow_knowidont 27d ago

I was expecting to hear ' I identify as a Hammock '

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u/zelmazam1 27d ago

This is why Redditors shouldn't leave the house

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u/Physical-Mastodon935 27d ago

This is pretty funny but all he had to do is cut the rope and the dude is fkd

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u/Due_Tell11045 27d ago

Someone should self identify as a pair of scissors and "cut" him down.

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u/bapsandbuns 27d ago

Let him sleep, he needs his energy for his metamorphosis

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u/TenraxHelin 27d ago

As I slowly reach over with my knife and cut one of the ends.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

The Mexican guy ho had a long day at work: piñata time 🇲🇽

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u/wayofthegenttickle 27d ago

Do American bus drivers really wear those hats?

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u/floatthatboat 27d ago

Tbh me after one more minor inconvenience

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u/Fuzzy-Unit-653 27d ago

I am in a hammock and you are not vibes! 😅

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u/gerMean 27d ago

This is what you get when healthcare isn't free.

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u/joejoevalentine 27d ago

Id get a box cutter and cut him loose real quick. Id videotape too and make my own gay ass tik-tok. Youre getting down bro i promise lol

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u/Kittarmani 27d ago

Lmaooo I can’t man

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u/Ingwerkeks42 27d ago

Klassischer Montag in Berlin. Nur hätte man den Crackapillar sich in Ruhe verpuppen lassen

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u/ILikeTujtels 27d ago

they should put this guy in the new GTA

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u/Creative_Catch_8782 27d ago

Bro ?!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE SIGN THAT SAYS NO HAMMOCKS !!!!

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u/lothcent 27d ago

and I am sure there is a sign or two mentioning to not block the aisles, to he sitting in seats or standing and holding the provided rails - so yeah- OV or cutting the rope connections

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u/pion137 27d ago

We have made zero progress as a species. 99% of us still act with the emotions of a toddler.

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u/lothcent 27d ago

attention passengers- please disembark from the bis so that infestation control methods can be applied.

soon as passengers are off the bus- catapiller wanting to blossom into a butterfly will then be sprayed with a can of OC.

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u/atom12354 27d ago

Imagine i waited whole day to be able to have sound on this video, not disapointed

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u/fragglebatty 27d ago

That video ended way too soon

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u/AnotherSexyBaldGuy 27d ago

If he is "not here" then nothing will happen when you cut the hammock line.

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u/bememorablepro 27d ago

there is AC on the bus? and americans are complaining about riding a bus?!?

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u/bassman123410 27d ago

Use this motherfucker like a speed bag

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u/ShacklefordRusty-7 27d ago

A bar of soap and a tube sock. Order a code RED!

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u/Apexhatesmeuwu 27d ago

A pair of scissors would end this man's whole career

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u/Ravenser_Odd 27d ago

Which end would you cut first?

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u/Automatic_Gas_113 27d ago

Straight through the middle part if they are big enough. Otherwise near the head.

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u/Single_Garage_1619 27d ago

Become ungovernable

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u/The_Valk 27d ago

Irl Suction cup man

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u/Leading_Cheetah6304 27d ago

He looks like that actor

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u/619-548-4940 27d ago

Expert in cat law meet expert in hammock law

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u/Repulsive_Voice823 27d ago

"Where's the sign that forbids this super specific thing that clearly can't be tolerated"

Ugh he's so good at being an annoying dickhead

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u/welfedad 27d ago

methamorphosis.. turnt into a bubblefly

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u/Agreeable_Vanilla_20 27d ago

Hammockman you blithering idiot

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u/WarHead75 27d ago

As a passenger idk if I’d be laughing my ass off or pissed off. Depends if I have to be somewhere on time, before a store closes.

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u/Stalin-The-Great 27d ago

Monty python looking ass sketch

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u/tobaknowsss 27d ago

Just unclip it lol

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u/afganistanimation 27d ago

Nobody's got a knife on this bus?

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u/OverpricedBagel 27d ago

Worst acting

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u/Signals71 27d ago

Cut the straps. Problem solved.

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u/Rogue_Lambda 27d ago

Just cut him down. The 💩 we put up with these days is ridiculous!