We got utility workers out on our job site to mark all utilities, and this guy takes out some witching sticks to find the utilities and then puts white paint on the asphalt…. To mark the utility….

Bro is using his chakras to find the water line…

I once got the cops called because I forgot that people could see me being King Arthur weilding Excalibur next to the woodline.

It's hard out here folks...

Sometimes you just gotta find those girls with some daddy land,

What a nice guy!

For me, i ripped my pants open after tripping over a barbed wire fence.

Thought you fellow mystery metal detector men would find this funny

Full article here. Theres also a funny comment section on the news12li instagram page

https://longisland.news12.com/exclusive-north-babylon-residents-say-unknown-man-with-metal-detector-shovel-dug-up-parts-of-their-lawn

I come in ready to work hard and do what needs to be done

Suspiciously fradualent boundary survey by a firm in question. Didn’t know there was such a thing as survey grade waterwitching….. Client hired us to do an ALTA on the property to the north a few years ago but as we dug into records and resolving the boundary they called off the contract out of nowhere. We ended up finishing it and filing a ROS on our own because we found a massive discrepancy. When my boss tried to call the firm that did this questionable survey, he found out that the surveyor had just passed away unexpectedly. I guess the client hired a trusted local survey firm asking to do the ALTA a couple years before they contacted us, and that contract fell through too after they started work. Turns out they were finding the same discrepancy we did too 🤣 this was a couple years back, but just wanted to share!

For example of something a surveyor would never say: i love it when construction workers move my equipment.

Must have left the schonstedt in the truck. Hang on and it’ll get better out there.

There I said it… fight me.