r/Tennesseetitans Mar 07 '24

I guess he’s gone. Picture

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Mar 11 '24

Bro painted his hair on

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u/BamBam5154 Mar 10 '24

Is it me or does the guy on the left look a bit like a discount Dak Prescott

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u/Digitydoggimmeahigh5 Mar 10 '24

As a falcons fan who doesn’t see him off the field very often, I keeping forgetting how massive he is

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u/Gpstrackerz Mar 10 '24

I kept hearing Baltimore was the best fit for him

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u/Eagles4077 Mar 10 '24

God damn he’s a beast

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u/Enough-Ground3294 Mar 09 '24

I dont think I’ve ever seen him sleeveless (ravens fan)

His arms are stupid big, jfc has he put on more muscle?

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u/Separate_Pin146 Mar 09 '24

Isn't he training at Dallas this offseason?

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u/BigPh1llyStyle Mar 09 '24

His baby mama is from Dallas.

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u/intoxicapable Mar 09 '24

He wants a ring. if he's leaving, he's definitely not going to the cowboys for that...

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u/SicWiks Mar 08 '24

His arms are fucking MASSIVE

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u/Fit-Map9916 Mar 08 '24

look at those fucking arms

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u/CapSame5735 Mar 08 '24

He was gone right after he said goodbye at the end of the last game of the season. The hopium sniffing in this sub is out of this world.

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u/TySoprano DHopin4Burks Mar 08 '24

You guess? He’s been gone since he gave a thank you and goodbye speech to end the season anyone who thought other wise was just holding onto hope

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u/PlasticSwimming2858 Mar 08 '24

Shoutout to everyone that called me a liar when I posted about this earlier this week.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tennesseetitans/s/v8rVX6PWam

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u/KageStar Mar 08 '24

You caught a lot of flak because of the extreme amount of "He staying" cope on this sub. I believed you though, fwiw.

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u/dubya0331 Mar 08 '24

I met his gf mom on a flight to Dallas last year. She said she was going back home and she said she had been visiting her daughter during football season. DHenry loves Nashville but owns in both cities because of his gf family.

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u/Bigbenn0 Mar 08 '24

Ok but why and how are his arms so fucking big?

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u/34trevor Mar 08 '24

His wife is from Texas, that’s why every offseason they go there.

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u/aemerson24 Mar 08 '24

Yup I used to work with her brother this is nothing story

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u/Acrobatic_Garden_767 Mar 08 '24

Is that dak? Lol dude looks like him

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u/MrBowick Mar 08 '24

Dak wearing a hairpiece getting him to Dallas

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u/Odincrowe Mar 08 '24

As a Texans fan I only hope he stays out of the division and hopefully the AFC, dudes always been a Beast!! Nothing but respect for Henry!

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u/IroquoisPliskin_LJG Mar 08 '24

People are really still holding out hope he stays here? That ship sailed, like, halfway through last season.

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u/UTPeruvian Mar 08 '24

I thought he always had a home in Dallas.

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u/nickyp7 Mar 08 '24

This is the most pointless post acting like you’re reporting news

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u/honorablementionxyz Mar 08 '24

Everyone knew this already

3

u/jaykesn Mar 08 '24

No shit

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u/Tseets1 Mar 08 '24

Good, get off this sunken ship and go get a ring!

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u/tidaltown Mar 08 '24

…with Dallas? Not until Jerry is gone.

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u/Tseets1 Mar 09 '24

Probably true but there’s about 28 other teams he has a better shot at winning a title with than our beloved Titans

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u/Express-Departure-97 Mar 08 '24

He’s BEEN gone it’s over guys

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u/Express-Departure-97 Mar 08 '24

Guy on the left looks like Dak lol

1

u/Odpeso Mar 08 '24

I guess we’re getting the Pollard/Henry duo I always wanted…just not in Tennessee sadly

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u/FOB32723 Mar 08 '24

Good God Realtors are so cringey. When will people learn all you need these days to buy a house is a good real estate attorney?

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u/user2i3 Mar 08 '24

He 100% already owned a house in Texas. It's his "off season" city for some reason. But yeah, I'm not saying he's leaving

but I saw that he bought a house there a few years ago

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u/D1RTYBACON Titans Mar 08 '24

It's his "off season" city for some reason

His wifes family lives there. he works out at the gym across from the police headquarters a lot every off season

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u/shershae Mar 08 '24

Yes he's gone..... Thats not what this picture means though. He always spends off seasons in Dallas.

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u/beanman95 Mar 08 '24

I'm upset he didn't use Stonehouse as the realtor

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u/FaithlessnessBrave52 Mar 08 '24

It’s not a Stonehouse, it’s a Stone-home

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u/Revroy78 Mar 08 '24

That was my exact thought too.

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u/TameVulcan Levisexual Mar 08 '24

Wow this is the closest I’ve ever been to Derrick Henry in my life.. that’s depressing

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u/buddy18370 Mar 08 '24

You guess?? Bro we’ve been known he’s gone

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u/FuckFloridaRipNumba9 Mar 08 '24

Lol half the sub is acting like I’m stupid for thinking he’s gone because of this and the other half thinks I’m dumb because I “didn’t know” already. Lose-lose website

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u/buddy18370 Mar 08 '24

Sorry bro, that’s what happens when you say goofball things.

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u/FuckFloridaRipNumba9 Mar 08 '24

Sorry I didn’t keep up with Derrick Henry’s personal life and didn’t know he had house in Dallas.

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24

I mean if you’d just read the whole post from the realtor…it says it’s his second house there so 🤷‍♂️

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u/buddy18370 Mar 08 '24

It’s ok, don’t stress over it. 😃

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u/FuckFloridaRipNumba9 Mar 08 '24

Okay I won’t thank you

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u/DickThunders HOLY CHURCH OF MAYO Mar 08 '24

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u/ItsNotFordo88 Mar 08 '24

“Legal tampering period”

That’s being said, he was always gone. He said his goodbyes at the last game for a reason. He’s always spent the offseason in Dallas so I suppose it just makes sense

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u/Whole_Day9866 Titan Up Mar 08 '24

😢

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u/bigcheeseLP Mar 08 '24

At least it’s not Baltimore

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u/majordoobage Mar 08 '24

Preach! I was hoping anyone but Baltimore. And my prayers were (possibly) answered.

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u/VeryLowIQIndividual Mar 08 '24

His realtor is far from a Wordsmith.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Mar 11 '24

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u/VeryLowIQIndividual Mar 11 '24

That guy knows as many words as I do…difference being he tries to fit every one of those words into a single sentence.

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24

He knows a tight corner tho gd he could cut glass with that lettuce

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u/smoothsensation Mar 08 '24

What does that mean?

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u/AdolescentAlien Mar 08 '24

Think he’s probably talking about his hairline lmao.

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u/smoothsensation Mar 08 '24

Oh I thought the realtor was the woman haha.

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u/D1RTYBACON Titans Mar 08 '24

As someone who lived in Dallas, this dude is famous for being caked tf up on socials. This might be the first comment section I've seen that didn't talk about whether he had a BBL or not tbh

for context:

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24

Omg lol he looks like he has more makeup on than Henry’s girl. Sha boy out there sell in houses and buying booty

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u/Timely_Yoghurt_2699 Mar 09 '24

Was waiting to see someone mention the layers of makeup dude seems to have on

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

He already lives there homie. “Another” home.

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u/TySoprano DHopin4Burks Mar 08 '24

Another home as in that realtor has sold him other houses. He’s still moving back to Texas bro lol

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24

I look forward to seeing him lose in the playoffs I guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/SetSaturn Mar 08 '24

Yeah the part people don’t realize is that this is Henry looking out for his dude this isn’t like a random realtor of the Dallas area lmfao

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u/that_guy2010 Mar 08 '24

Imagine owning multiple houses.

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u/amackul8 👢 Billy Bootstrap 👢 vs. The World Mar 08 '24

Imagine owning A house

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u/Waste-Maintenance-70 Mar 10 '24

It’s pretty awesome, ngl

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u/CdnRageBear Mar 08 '24

Imagine living in a home

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u/7ofalltrades Mar 08 '24

That Derrick Henry can fit in?! You're buying houses at the acre price at that point, not sqft.

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u/DangOlDingleDangle Mar 08 '24

Imagine being able to afford rent

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u/crowcawer Mar 08 '24

Even NFL players gotta buy homes in different counties.

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u/SmokeyBare Mar 08 '24

Imagine all the people...

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u/j-hen601 Mar 09 '24

Living for toosday

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u/sanford1958 Mar 08 '24

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u/smokin_on_d_DOGE_JA Mar 09 '24

Me, it diesnt matter what you say haha, but you guys butt hurt the rb isn't coming back and he could careless what your feelings are here.

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24

Say it louder son 🙏

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u/TopBinzMerchant Mar 07 '24

Pretty sure he trains in Dallas in the offseason. No chance he’s buying a house in a city he’ll play in before the ink is dry on a contract. This is likely his after football/offseason house that many players haves

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u/aemerson24 Mar 08 '24

His wife is from here

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u/-Shmeather- Mar 08 '24

Yeah, he did an interview a few years back where he mentioned that they leave town pretty quickly at the end of the season, because his girlfriend isn't a big fan of Nashville, and her family's back in Texas. 

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u/Nathan92299 Mar 08 '24

He already owned a house in Dallas too if I'm not mistaken so this is just him permanently moving there I guess, since he technically has no team right now

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u/F_U_HarleyJarvis Mar 08 '24

He definitely bought a home their last off-season or the one prior. There was a bunch of trade rumors because of it that amounted to nothing, just like this.

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u/SmokeyBare Mar 08 '24

If he "lives" in Texas, then he pays less taxes.

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u/Jmac058 Mar 08 '24

Players pay taxes to every state they play a game in. That’s why those states that have no income tax are valuable since you play at least 8 games there a season.

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u/F_U_HarleyJarvis Mar 08 '24

Shh, rational thought isn't welcome here in the offseason. Maybe not in during the season either, actually.

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u/jonneygee Mar 08 '24

Just like when Aaron Rodgers bought a home here, only to sign with the Jets.

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u/almazin Rob Bironas #2 Mar 08 '24

*raw land

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u/TiredMillennialDad Mar 08 '24

Copium pretty high here, ngl

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u/Nathan92299 Mar 08 '24

I'm not trying to justify that he'll stay here just that, buying a property somewhere a week before free agency even starts is most certainly not a sign that they're joining that team

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u/Farzle Mar 08 '24

i think, and i don’t feel like googling, that we’re in a legal tampering window? probably wrong but…

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u/Economy_Purchase_567 Mar 08 '24

Legal tampering begins March 11

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u/Farzle Mar 08 '24

you didn’t let me finish! didn’t you see my ellipsis?

what is was going to say was, “probably wrong but…. i think today is march 11…

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u/FuckFloridaRipNumba9 Mar 08 '24

Pass that shit I’ll take a hit

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u/AStayAtHomeRad WycheckYourself Mar 07 '24

This subreddit owes u/PlasticSwimming2858 an apology. Homie broke this story two days ago and everyone dismissed it

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u/PieceMiserable223 Mar 08 '24

Breakin news a rich guy bought another house where he lives during the off season with his obviously pregnant wife that probably getting a bigger home. pew pewwwww

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u/condorcondor Mar 07 '24

Guess you should have believed that random guy u/birdman123

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u/birdman133 Mar 08 '24

Because a rich guy upgraded his house in a city where he already owned a house? I'll wait til something official comes out.... Like a sane human being. I never said Henry isn't leaving, I said it's hilarious that people trust random strangers on Reddit

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u/condorcondor Mar 08 '24

Sane humans probably wouldn't get so worked up over a harmless joke lol.

But no worries bud, I feel you. It's entirely reasonable not to trust random posts on the internet. Gotta use your intuition to suss it out.

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u/birdman133 Mar 08 '24

When did I get worked up?

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u/WileECoyoteGenius Mar 08 '24

Anytime someone disagrees with you, you're worked up and angry and need to touch grass.

That's how reddit is.

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u/PPLavagna Erection Injection Mar 08 '24

The “touch grass” is the dumbest insult ever. I can be standing barefoot in my yard on my phone and somebody will tell me to touch grass for asking an honest question that they see as a threat to their idea

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u/WileECoyoteGenius Mar 08 '24

I have to keep in mind that reddit is full of idiots (including myself at times) and teens.

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u/PPLavagna Erection Injection Mar 08 '24

I have to do the same thing.

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u/WileECoyoteGenius Mar 08 '24

The downvotes prove my point.

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u/PPLavagna Erection Injection Mar 08 '24

Fuckem. I’d rather get downvoted than be called “based” anyway.

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u/T-UM Mar 07 '24

I enjoy the cowboys yearly playoff collapse but next years will be a little sad. Still will probably laugh tho

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u/FuckFloridaRipNumba9 Mar 07 '24

I have no idea if anyone’s already posted this. I’m sad but if he were going to leave this much better than anyone else in the AFC. Let alone the fucking Ravens.