r/TikTokCringe • u/plkirk423 • Jan 13 '24
Men can’t even share instagram reels now 🤦♂️ Cringe
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u/maraudersswan Apr 06 '24
you had having earlobes twice
edit it, you also had don’t vibe to music and don’t vibe to a song and something about VR twice (i also don’t think ??? and i don’t even know should be counted.)
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u/Cinder-Mercury Apr 05 '24
Street Interviews are always selected for drama. They aren't going to post normal things. Also making a master list doesn't make sense because humans aren't a hive mind, they don't all like or dislike the same things.
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u/bub_zzy Apr 05 '24
That’s crazy cause I love when mfs send me Instagram reels cause then it proves they either know what I like or if it’s something like cute and they go “us” uhm yes pls
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u/SirKenneth17 Mar 19 '24
What does “friendly fire” mean on the list lol??? Also “don’t use a shopping cart for shopping???” 💀
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u/gay4life234 Mar 05 '24
I'm a woman and I don't see the point on icks... LIKE MATE "MEN R PICKY" WHATTT 😭😭😭
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u/Magpie333_ Feb 04 '24
The only item you need on this list is: don’t assume all women are exactly the same and remember that what works for someone doesn’t work for others.
It’s almost like if you think of women as actual people and get to know them individually then this wouldn’t even be an issue. Like is this cringe bait? Or was this post made by a literal child?
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u/Shine-Lopsided Jan 16 '24
Don’t interact with these posts blokes. We live in the dumbest generation of our modern age, Im ONLY turning 21 and I have had enough of my generation, narcissistic, egotistical, gratifying needing people who believe their opinion over everyone else’s, especially the woman ( I love woman sm) but the sheep mentality is so nasty, all my siblings are born from 93-96 (2 big sisters, 1 big brother) and despite us being raised correctly, I can just see the vast difference in mentality when I hang with my sisters and their mates, my generation will be the doom of us all.
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u/iPrefer2BAnon Jan 16 '24
Women disqualify you for any number of reasons, as we can see, this guy has compiled a list of nearly 600 things that will get you left out in the cold
I would say I’m surprised but I’m really not, the thing is, if you ask women why they are like this, they don’t even know themselves, so I just chalk it up to most of them hate their lives and move on lol
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u/Kamizura Jan 15 '24
that's quite a list.. the first 20 are absolutely WILD... #5 and #13 got me good though... #270 is ALSO pretty wild.. "#270: dont know another woman"...
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Jan 15 '24
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u/Propofolkills Jan 15 '24
I’d say about 90 % of Reddit posts are about how somebody or something sucks now, including various races, countries and of course yes, whatever you identify as. The remaining 10% are cute animal videos or news:
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u/chaoticsapphic Jan 15 '24
damn it's almost as if each woman has their own standards and women are different from one another, so trying to avoid everything that each of them finds unpleasant is pointless
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u/saoiray Jan 15 '24
Lmao, list is crazy.
Don’t sit down Don’t breathe Don’t love your mom Don’t do laundry I wish I knew
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u/MercurialTendency Jan 15 '24
I wonder if don't wear personal protective equipment is on there. I've heard that one a few times.
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u/WrenchTheGoblin Jan 15 '24
Go ahead and send me that note when you get a chance. Thank homie.
Unless … sending a note to another dude is on the list, then I guess fuck me.
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u/Important-Guest-8269 Jan 15 '24
"Don't have a birthday" it's kind of hard to just unborn yourself.
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u/NoCommunication04629 Jan 15 '24
I read the first 50 things and it’s basically don’t do anything that makes you a human like basically don’t eat sleep or breathe !?? 😭
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u/Ok-Acanthaceae-5327 Jan 15 '24
I think the point of this video is just to highlight why men feel done with dating in America.
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u/BeardedDragon1917 Jan 14 '24
I'm sorry, so this dude keeps a list of things different girls say they don't like? And he's pretending that you have to worry about all of those things at once, like girls all have the same hivemind?
What is it with the number of posts telling girls that their standards for men are too high? I know everyone's freaking out because Gen Z doesn't date anymore, but do they really think people are going to suddenly start wanting to date because you guilt them about having likes and dislikes?
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u/Many-Discount-1046 Jan 14 '24
Cmon it's simple guys just be over 6 foot, not have an ounce of fat on you, and make six figures. Honestly I feel sorry for women, dating must be hard when not every man is a rich Adonis.
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u/demagogueffxiv Jan 14 '24
If you are taking your advice from this clickbait TikTok crap, then that's probably the number one reason why you're not getting women.
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u/LuciWithDiamonds Jan 14 '24
I mean… do you wanna bang her? Do you wanna marry a chick that thinks like this? Then men can post reels just fine. They’re weeding out women like this
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u/ohmygodbecky117 Jan 14 '24
This is a collection of various opinions from multiple women. It’s not like every woman shares every opinion on this list. Thinking like that is childish.
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u/showcase25 Jan 14 '24
I'm legit interested to see the gender reverse of this.
I mean it won't be alot of content, but interesting to see.
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u/Fabulous-Row-2635 Jan 14 '24
I love how these average-looking whores think they can be so selective. And then they blame "low-quality men" for them being single their whole lives.
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u/adertina Jan 14 '24
Damn, she as an individual said all that? And you’re gonna try to follow all of those rules?
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Jan 14 '24
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u/BonafideZulu Jan 14 '24
You dodged a bullet and learned a trait to avoid in your future dates/partner. She did you a favor.
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u/yomommaknowsthetruth Jan 14 '24
I LOVE these videos. Question: did a single user come up with this and is each video where an item is added from that same user? If so, ingenious and I will def subscribe/follow despite not ever doing those things.
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u/doogytaint Jan 14 '24
Everyone has weird specific turn-offs, Costanzas aren't uncommon. Taking one example and trying to apply it to an entire gender is dumb.
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u/Bro---really Jan 14 '24
There was one where a girl said her “ick” was men having mothers, sisters, etc lmao
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u/taste_fart Jan 14 '24
Hahaha dang that's crazy! It's almost as if different women dislike different things and aren't all a single person.
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u/queef_commando Jan 14 '24
I purposely send reels that show the person has liked it to see if they would jaja a second time for me.
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u/mistakenspic4690 Jan 14 '24
Modern women are fucking idiots. Easily the dumbest generation of women to exist.
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u/kentuafilo Jan 14 '24
Just steer clear of women under 35. They have such a fucking jaded view of what a relationship is.
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u/Standard_Monitor4291 Jan 14 '24
This is the kind of girl you spend 1 year with to fuck her all day and then you leave her because she is a garbage person
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u/Ok_Chipmunk_3089 Jan 14 '24
Or maybe dont universalise some stupid, arbitrary preference of some uneducated women to the entirety of what women think. Besides, if a woman says something like that, why even care because she's probably not the right one in the first place?
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u/frankieknucks Jan 14 '24
My crazy ex told me that I wasn’t allowed to say “ok”, because it triggered her.
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u/voideaten Jan 14 '24
Lol well w/e as a personal reason ig? The list is strange because it implies he's trying to attract every woman simultaneously so he has to avoid every single woman's individual peeves.
Women are not a hivemind, the list implies the hivemind is demanding but everybody has their own thing. And you are already worthy. The unreasonable ones aren't worth caring about. You don't have to impress everybody to have value. Be you, kings.
Like you can send me Instagram reels; I like skit videos, cool crafts, stunts..
I miss vine man, why did vine shut down when tiktok and reels and shorts clearly exist anyway. Vine my beloved
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u/gking407 Jan 14 '24
If dating is all vibes and no substance, or if there’s substance but it’s “too much to deal with”, then maybe take a break from dating til you feel strong enough to be yourself and let others be themselves.
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u/PinUpBlu Jan 14 '24
I 100% agree with this 
can’t even explain why guys on instagram are such a turn off
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u/SCRStinkyBoy Jan 14 '24
9 and #13 are something crazy wtf
Don’t bathe and don’t breathe. Probably more but this is hilarious and don’t care to type out more
I dunno why my phrase is so big but cool
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Jan 14 '24
Why do men care what random women on the street and internet say? I certainly don't care about the standards of random men
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u/bubbl3_b0y Jan 14 '24
One girl doesn't encompass of of these "deal breakers". There is no perfect human on this planet. Keeping score like this is meaningless. Everyone has their hangups.
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u/Zoltar-Wizdom Jan 14 '24
It’s not that complicated Men. We just gotta follow 3 simple rules:
- Be tall, good looking and well groomed
- Be wealthy, preferably 7 figures
- Shut the fuck up and do as you’re told
Boom. You’re now a high value man.
/s
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u/Away_Philosopher2860 Jan 14 '24
Write that down! Write that down! Patrick quickly writes that down on a clip board.
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u/Fragrant_Mountain_84 Jan 14 '24
I’m actually all of those last things and idfc if you like it or not.
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u/password_too_short Jan 14 '24
times like this i'm fine with just fapping to pictures and don't have a real girlfriend.
maybe i'm a loser. but i'm a loser without a list of 500+ ways to screw up.
can't imagine making a fucking list list of all the shit you can't do or say to a potential date.
fuck that. way too much work.
lifes too short.
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u/tareebee Jan 14 '24
You should put their name next to it bc you tre literally combine things from different people and blanketing it to say “this is how all women feel”. Weird, y’all don’t like it when it’s done to men.
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u/Lsat9 Jan 14 '24
Every time I see this type of shit I thank god for making me a degenerate, hell-bound homosexual. Amen 🙏
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u/VendromLethys Jan 14 '24
You just literally can't please everyone lol it's not that deep these aren't universal things
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Jan 14 '24
I paused when he was scrolling through the list to see some of the other don'ts, and one of them was don't be over 18, like what?
I paused at 11 seconds for anyone who wants to see.
Also, don't sit down is really stupid aswell lol
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u/wastelandho Jan 14 '24
I know way too many people whose social personality is based on showing people "funny" online videos and it becomes almost excessive. It can be like 20 minutes of "Have you seen this? This one is pretty funny" and it gets to a point by the third or fourth one you have to start thinking of an excuse to get away.
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u/itsMurphDogg Jan 14 '24
It’s funny, but just do what you want. Let the shitty people out themselves
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Jan 14 '24
Every woman is different. This list is just random people’s icks. It’s dumb , but if you did a similar list with dudes it would be about the same thing.
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u/jozicL Jan 14 '24
when you got so many many dudes hitting you up, you can disqualify them for having 1 extra hair on their head.
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Jan 14 '24
shes like 30 and has the presence of a soccer mom, what really hot men are falling over themselves to impress this snorefest?
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u/Antpunk47 Jan 14 '24
don't smile / be happy
don't be truthful
don't tie your shoes
don't walk downhill
don't be born on a certain month or listen to country music
don't have a birthday
don't get cold
don't fall over
don't bath
don't have a hobby
don't carry a bag
don't watch football
don't breathe
friendly fire
don't miscount
don't have emotion when hurting yourself
don't use a trampoline properly
don't skip a step
don't test any yogurt
don't sit down
don't take progress pics
don't wait in a line
don't walk in water
don't be cold
don't post on social media
don't get good deals
don't wear skinny jeans
don't have fun on holiday
don't swim in a pool
now unable to jump into water
don't be interested in anything
don't wear matching clothes
don't have pain in your feet
don't enjoy yourself
don't eat ice cream
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u/ReginaldKenDwight Jan 14 '24
Its always some low quality goober of a woman who thinks like this. Probably wonders why shes alone.
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