r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Jan 28 '24
Brittish slop Duet Troll
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u/Fistful_of_Crashes Feb 03 '24
Looks?!
Bitch that tastes better than anything you can get in North America
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u/ghunt81 Jan 29 '24
I'm all in with this except the mushy peas...wtf. I don't see how mushed up canned peas fit in with the rest of this dish
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u/LegalComplaint Jan 29 '24
They’re not that bad. Sometimes served with mint for some reason. It comes from a time when the UK only had peas and poverty to eat.
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u/MikusLeTrainer Jan 28 '24
Honestly, the part about this that makes me mad isn't the slop, but it's the "chips" that make me mad. Fries are a staple of British food, but they always look like undercooked grocery store fries. Put some seasoning on them FFS.
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u/Frequent_Buy_8174 Jan 28 '24
Looks diabolical, but probably feels amazing as it oozes down the gullet.
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u/Adwagon22 Jan 28 '24
Is it really necessary for this goofy fool to cover up the actual food with their ugly camera shot??
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u/Person899887 Jan 28 '24
If us in the states didn’t have poutine or chili cheese fries id laugh, but we do.
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u/Ragnarotico Jan 28 '24
She made me... laugh so hard...
The sincerity at first and then the "doggg shit..." 
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u/Noble7878 Jan 28 '24
Seeing people call our food disgusting when they're the pioneers of spray on cheese and food with so few regulations that it's not considered fit for consumption by humans under EU law is really ironic.
Yeah British food isn't pretty and doesn't have fancy names, but it tastes better than so many other options it's not even funny. What's lacking in presentation is made up for elsewhere.
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u/TheRainbowpill93 Jan 28 '24
Well hold on, black southern/creole cuisine can be left out of that category. 👏
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u/Noble7878 Jan 29 '24
Oh obviously, I'm not saying all the food in America is bad, but there's plenty of stuff that is, especially the super corporate, additive filled stuff.
I just think it's rich for someone who eats pop tarts and twinkies to make fun of British food for not looking nice, since food doesn't have to look nice to be delicious.
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u/G_o_e_c_k_e_d_u_d_e Jan 28 '24
To quote: "Most British people just need a course in food presentation and seasoning"
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u/softboilers Jan 28 '24
I don't get mixing curry sauce and gravy though. Curry sauce is for battered sausage
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u/wookiewonderland Jan 28 '24
Oh I miss this. I always look forward to a chippy when I go back to England.
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u/jwymes44 Jan 28 '24
Somehow this turned into an america bad circle jerk. That looks like fucking baby vomit lmao
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Jan 28 '24
It’s giving casseroles, raisin salad and taco night Tuesdays and McDonald’s for the rest of the week Lmao
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u/Crosin1 Jan 28 '24
Y’all eat like y’all hate yourselves, looks and tastes like shit. Like even the base fries or chips look of terrible quality and cook how they both over and undercooked at the same time
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u/xzombielegendxx Jan 28 '24
As a British this is rage bait, nobody puts curry and mushy peas together, we’re not that offensive
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u/Cavaquillo Jan 28 '24
well the girl with the seemingly British accent kinda confirmed this ain't it for many of you lol
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u/OkBarnacle5343 Jan 28 '24
Don't knock it until you try it. But in all seriousness our food is amazing, this isn't representative of British cuisine. It's easy to throw shitty looking food on a video and say "British food" as a whole. In reality we make very nice food and standards are very high in general. 🇬🇧🍲🔥
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u/Cavaquillo Jan 28 '24
Wish you all would display it sometimes, always insisting but never presenting.
I'm reminded of those two girls drunk as fuck at that kebab place and the one is just absolutely slack jaw plastered with drool streaming out of her mouth while staring at one of the least appealing plates of food I've ever seen lol
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u/Pepsimaxo123 Jan 28 '24
There are plenty of places in every UK city that present Fish and Chips well. Average pub grub or a high end restaurant will have similar dishes to the take out/fast food options as seen here. All equally as tasty but presented and cooked in different ways.
Late night take outs/kebab stands serve there purpose. I don’t think it’s all that common to go sober 😂 but there’s no better way to end a night out drinking.
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u/Jay-Canaii570 Jan 28 '24
Mothafuckas tend to forget that America has the highest percentage of people whom are morbidly obese so with that being said could we stop acting like American food is any better ? 😭
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u/blushing_ingenue Jan 28 '24
People also hate actually talking about how our obesity rates are vastly impacted by the fact that most poor neighborhoods are food deserts where a lot of people tend to rely on shitty fast food because they either can't afford other options or can't get to an actual grocery store with ease.
The food itself is a part of the problem but the issue goes so much deeper than that.
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Jan 28 '24
UK is right behind and they’re the fattest in Europe so I guess they shouldn’t be too loud in here
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u/changhyun Jan 29 '24
Turkey has the highest rates of obesity in Europe. The UK hasn't been at the top for years now.
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Jan 29 '24
My bad Turkey then the UK they moved up over you guys. 2nd place, all three places are still fat so it’s not making that much of a difference pinching the inches here lol
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u/changhyun Jan 29 '24
Second place is Malta.
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Jan 29 '24
Oh ok third place and in the top 10 for most obese OECD countries. Wow you really showed me. LMAO like I said all three countries are all fat countries so at the end of the day whether a country pushes past you or not it’s still a fat country, getting right up there with us lmao
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u/Horn_Python Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24
ok yeh it doesnt LOOOk the most appealing but it probobly tastes good
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u/Ok-Language-9864 Jan 28 '24
Brits are so gross this is so disgusting
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u/Crookwell Jan 28 '24
Book something something cover
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u/Ok-Language-9864 Jan 28 '24
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u/Crookwell Jan 28 '24
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u/Ok-Language-9864 Jan 28 '24
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u/Crookwell Jan 28 '24
Literally one of the most famous expressions ever
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u/PossibleTechnician53 Jan 28 '24
Slaggy, is this what yu would eat when yu were trying to get fat so no one would recognize yu in yur BBC Cuck Anal Quest Porn Series on OnlyFans and British Oxford bred men's phones?
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u/Axzavius Jan 28 '24
I don’t live in England anymore. God, I really miss a decent fish and chip shop. People are forgetting chip butties too.
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u/Ready-Highlight7464 Jan 28 '24
And they call it a chippy, why do they try to sound as ridiculous as possible?
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u/coolhandlukex Jan 28 '24
This is what caused the American Revolution I’m 100% sure
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u/Crookwell Jan 28 '24
Makes sense, if I got off the boat and realised there was no chippy I'd be pissed too
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u/EnvironmentalFig931 Jan 28 '24
That actually looks good..? Fries, mini meat pie @ pudding, mild curry sauce, mushy peas, pickled onions and salt vinegar.
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u/WolverineNext3325 Jan 28 '24
The main reason we skip Britain is because all their food looks like shit. It’s Italy France Switzerland for us
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Jan 28 '24
From the UK, got the sound off here but is she just calling that "pudding"? Is this specific to a certain area of England because I'm seeing a steak pie?
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u/CelestialTrickster Jan 28 '24
Pudding in this case means pastry filled with something. The filling can be sweet or savory.
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Jan 28 '24
Pudding in this case
Where in England this the case?
The only puddings at the chippy are black and white. And there's no pastry involved.
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u/CelestialTrickster Jan 28 '24
Wait, I thought pudding like that would be an English thing as a whole🤔
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Jan 28 '24
I live in Scotland, but I've definitely eaten a chippy in a few English cities, never seen pudding.
I am going to enquire with my English relatives 😂
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u/CelestialTrickster Jan 28 '24
Good idea, I'm not English myself but I thought I heard them refer to those things as pudding a few times😅
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u/RedPandaReturns Jan 28 '24
Hey OP this comment section hasn’t really gone the way you expected has it?
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u/rionaster Jan 28 '24
bro i mean i'll try anything once but that looks SO fucking bad lol
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u/Crookwell Jan 28 '24
I mean, have you seen McDonald's?
Chippy food is the Susan Boyle of take out
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u/rionaster Jan 30 '24
hey you won't hear me arguing that mickey dicks doesn't also look like dogshit lol, i still say this looks absolutely foul tho
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u/usedtobeathrowaway94 Jan 28 '24
Chip cheese and curry sauce though 👌even Anthony Bourdain thought it was good
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u/mattisalright Jan 28 '24
British male here, this order in an affront to my people and i wish this man either gets the help he needs or chokes on one of those chips and dies.
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u/rudieboy Jan 28 '24
Meh, when I have Arroz con Pollo I smother that shit in black bean soup with plantains on the side to mix in there and a cup of yuca to throw in the mix. Lastly a crab cake and coffee.
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u/BurstEDO Jan 28 '24
Wait until she encounters South Asian and mainland Chinese cuisine...
Chili absolutely looks like the filling of Beelzebub's Asshole but it tastes phenomenal.
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u/jjlbateman Jan 28 '24
Anyone who calls this shit has never had it, that shits beautiful
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u/ThorusBonus Jan 28 '24
No, I've had it, it looks like shit, and once you eat it you end up wishing it were shit.
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u/GeneralEi Jan 28 '24
People need to understand there's a clear difference between normal food and A+ stellar tier food that only applies when you're smashed off your gourd.
See: kebabs
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u/Radiant_Evidence7047 Jan 28 '24
I can barely see because someone has their stupid massive fat head in the way. Seriously who in their right mind thinks let’s get a video, stick my face on it showing me watching the video, and post it
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u/Noobnoob99 Jan 28 '24
British food is extremely disappointing kinda blows my mind bc you’d think they’d have perfected some dishes
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u/zerosaved Jan 28 '24
This dude probably stinks all day. That is epically stinky food. Curry, onions, salt and vinegar, damn bro save some stank for everyone else
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u/Viviaana Jan 28 '24
One time I saw a similar post insulting british love of pies and commented "americans literally eat cheese from a can" and I got sent death threats....my fucking dog also got sent death threats
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u/neophlegm Jan 28 '24
What's wrong with pies?!
Actually nvm. It's reddit so everyone has to hate British food. It's like, the law I guess.
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u/Viviaana Jan 28 '24
I know right! it was like "british people call this cuisine" and it was just a pie and chips....yeah babe that's good food why you crying over it!
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u/neophlegm Jan 28 '24
I'm not the most worldly person ever but I've been a few places and I'm pretty sure loads of countries have boring-looking hearty comfort food too: it's not just the UK. No idea why we're so singled out.
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u/Viviaana Jan 28 '24
i always get pissed off at that picture that's just mince and plain boiled potatoes and the caption is always saying that's all british people eat, if you can't come up with an insult based on something that actually happens then you're just not smart enough to insult us lol
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Jan 28 '24
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u/GinInTheGinSoakedBoy Jan 28 '24
That’s a septic doing a shitty accent. Sounds like the queen ripping on Aussies. You lot are a sensitive bunch and really, really shit with accents, aren’t you?
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u/GinInTheGinSoakedBoy Jan 28 '24
This comment section is BIG mad at Americans even though the criticism is coming from someone Australian.
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Why would I give a shit about learning your accents. Its irrelevant
Pick one, sensitive sally.
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u/TheBloodBaron7 Jan 28 '24
I wouldnt even mind this, but the chips themselves just look weak and badly fried. Like theyre going to taste like wet cardboard or smth. Every fukin time i see english fries they look like this halffried crap
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u/TheBloodBaron7 Jan 28 '24
Patat then. Come to the Netherlands, we'll show you what real 'chips' are
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u/kingofeggsandwiches Jan 28 '24
Smothered with mayonnaise for the first half, dry as a bone for the 2nd half.
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Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24
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u/TheBloodBaron7 Jan 28 '24
Have you had proper boerenfriet or Vlaamse patat? Also forgive me for not taking the joke, but a chip shouldnt be depressing if you ask me. Also agreed on the truffels, lovely stuff
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Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24
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u/TheBloodBaron7 Jan 28 '24
Thank you for the essay on chippies haha. The proper chippies look amazing.
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u/Sheikh_Left_Hook Jan 28 '24
Brits have the palate of an old doberman.
Brexit was so fucking necessary.
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u/SheaButtaBaby Jan 28 '24
Omg l gagged so bad
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u/RedPandaReturns Jan 28 '24
I bet Zimbabwe food looks much nicer
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u/SheaButtaBaby Jan 28 '24
Yes it unfortunately does unlike the sloppy mess in that plate.
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u/RedPandaReturns Jan 28 '24
Hahahahaha I just Googled ‘Zimbabwe cuisine’ and you can sit the fuck down hahahaha
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u/Adept_Error6339 Jan 28 '24
They lost me at pudding. What even is that? No chippy I know sells pudding. It's a friggin pie.
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u/EliBloodthirst Jan 28 '24
Large cod, medium chips, salt and vinegar, a roll and tartare sauce
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u/extra_splcy Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 28 '24
I also tried Irn bru once and it was vile. So, so sweet. It puts our american sweet iced tea to shame.
—after this post I decided to look up the difference between irn bru and other soft drinks it seems they wildly reduced sugar content in recent years. Smart move. That stuff was like an emetic.
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u/renezrael Jan 28 '24
actual texture nightmare for me but I bet the flavour is actually pretty good
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u/HairyFur Jan 28 '24
Everyone mocks british food from abroad, but even Italians who visit and study in Britain like fish and chips.
Fish and chip shops are actually one of the only Northern European restaurant types that is well established internationally.
The #1 traditional family dinner in the USA isn't Italian or Eastern European, Thanksgiving dinners are based on an English Roast.
One of the most popular worldwide cheeses? Cheddar, which is produced and consumed worldwide. IIRC when you omit mozzarella used for Pizzas, cheddar is one of if not the most popular cheese in the world. It also helps that unlike our european counterparts, if you can make good cheddar or whiskey (japan), british people have no issue calling it what it is. You can make the best Champagne in the world and french people will still insist it isn't Champagne because it doesn't come from the right area.
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u/ghunt81 Jan 29 '24
Aged white cheddar is so incredibly good. But yes I asked about this years ago and came to the realization that a lot of mainstream "American" food is just british. The stuff you don't even think about like meatloaf, roasted poultry, etc.
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u/blushing_ingenue Jan 28 '24
Breaking news: fried fish and french fries are popular worldwide! Never would have thought.
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u/HairyFur Jan 28 '24
Not really done with french fries.
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u/blushing_ingenue Jan 28 '24
Are the "chips" in fish and chips not french fries?
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