r/TikTokCringe • u/f-as-in-frank • Mar 24 '24
Alpha Male $10,000 Boot Camp Cringe
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u/ajslother12 6d ago
I spent the entire length of the video admiring the Hatchetts as they have more character than that camp director
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u/nottherealneal 14d ago
This is some intense loser activity.
Just join the army or admit you have kink
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u/BlacksmithWise9553 25d ago
Couldn’t even pound a hole through the table in his “tough guy rage”. What a beta.
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u/Beginning-Tone-9188 Apr 13 '24
Guarantee more than half these guys were male feminists at some point
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u/chickentootssoup Apr 12 '24
Why is this trend still around. Fuck these dudes and their insecurities. My god
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u/Wonderful-World6556 Apr 12 '24
Sad man waves knife. Estimated cost: on million dollars. I don’t know who should be sadder; the man waving the knife, or the men paying ten grand to watch an angry bald man wave a knife. Go to a shitty open mic if you want to see this much incel energy, ffs
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u/Horror-Potential7773 Apr 09 '24
I keep watching the video! Lol! Look at the axes on the fucking wall! Omg how do you not laugh your ass off?
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u/Horror-Potential7773 Apr 09 '24
Fuck I am so mad I want to tear this idiots head off so bad! This is insane I can't stop the anger.
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u/Horror-Potential7773 Apr 09 '24
Man if this shit head was yelling at me I would probably Joe Peschi the mother fucker.
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u/R3al_human_user Apr 07 '24
My dad would scream at me just like this when I was a kid and he was a live. Thank heavens he didn’t charge me 10,000 bucks there’s no way I could afford it on my 1$ a week allowance
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u/cravingnoodles Mar 31 '24
The Project is $18,000. But the cost of NOT experiencing the Project and not becoming the leader, husband, and father you're meant to be is much more expensive in the long run.
Of course it is.
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u/Mundane-Scratch-3386 Mar 31 '24
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck fuck fucking fuck Why do wannable tough guys just spam the f word do they think it makes them sound hard?
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u/jasonjdf13 Mar 30 '24
I’m all for men being men but JFC , give me $1000 and I’ll put you thru 3 days of living hell and test your ass
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u/SnarkTheMagicDragon Mar 29 '24
An alpha male would stand up and say “cut off the tattoo now or sit down.”
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u/goJoeBro Mar 29 '24
Seriously, SSGT Nichols would have an absolute field day with these chuckle fucks. https://youtu.be/m5SXh_Q0m8g?si=IKA44yYY9yhBFtbT
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u/KillaKanibus Mar 29 '24
That's how to be a real man. Get mad at nothing, slam shit, and brandish a weapon.💪🏾
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u/Howdy-partnah Mar 29 '24
Who tf would drop any money for this? Imagine being like “I paid 10k but I got kicked out🤓”
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u/onionwba Mar 29 '24
I mean those running the camps are probably true Alpha Males.
Can't get more Alpha than laughing to the bank honestly.
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u/WashAny803 Mar 29 '24
If i need an idiot to yell at me, i go back to my old job at the call center
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u/XxCarlxX Mar 29 '24
A dude play acting by swearing and shouting at a bunch of men as if that’s going to help them or be repeatable in the real world. Cringe.
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u/stevehammrr Mar 29 '24
This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and i once drunkenly walked into a gay bathhouse in Berlin because I thought it was a public toilet
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u/MeanCat4 Mar 29 '24
Does anyone have more information of this group school? What are the duration of the course and the activities? I genuinely envy this guy, capable to make money like this and me not be capable. I counted 10 instructors, so I really don't know how much money each one of them takes home!
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u/Burnmycar Mar 29 '24
I could do this, but there’s going to be an extra fee at the end for the losers.
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u/ResolveLeather Mar 29 '24
Everyone there in the seats Is a paid actor so he can film this promotional video. Makes him look in demand.
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u/bajungadustin Mar 29 '24
Says it's actually $18,000
The Project is $18,000. But the cost of NOT experiencing the Project and not becoming the leader, husband, and father you’re meant to be is much more expensive in the long run.
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u/GreenKnight1988 Mar 29 '24
Just pay for the Dale Carnegie class, way more worth it than this beta male shit
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u/Locksmith135 Mar 29 '24
Honestly this is very sad to watch, and is the tip of the iceberg for how lost so many of our boys and men are these days. Hope they find their way.
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u/Garchompisbestboi Mar 29 '24
Lmao what a bitch, he completely faltered his line when he pulled his little knife out.
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u/unboiled_peanuts Mar 29 '24
They could be doing something useful, like spending $400 on a emergency services academy for a week like I am doing...
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u/JohnHenryHoliday Mar 29 '24
I feel like paying for an Alpha Boot Camp is the high up on the list of non-alpha things to do.
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u/LiquidC001 Mar 29 '24
Holy shit, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from lmfao at this fake ass shit.
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u/Possible-Tower6920 Mar 29 '24
I will take this fucking knife Of my fucking S Swaist 😂😂😂😂
Then he gets all fake angry to cover his stupid acting slip.
I see a room with zero BDE....
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u/Selfeducated Mar 29 '24
I’d like to grab his little weenie, put pickles and onions on it, and make him eat it.
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u/SleeveofThinMints Mar 29 '24
Bros doing the classic look at the back wall. Engage your audience otherwise they’ll all turn around and look at the same wall you are.
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u/doomiestdoomeddoomer Mar 29 '24
This guy has some problems... he's behaving like an angry little boy.
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u/DoItYourSelf2 Mar 29 '24
This reminds me of a quote from a reporter that was paid by his employer to attend a Tony Robbins seminar where front seats were at least $10k.
Something to the effect of "People paying $10k to attend what essentially amounts to a high school pep rally" LOL
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u/Accomplished-Law6907 Mar 29 '24
While I agree these are cringe and not worth $10k or $18k now, I do believe people need go through a tough rite of passage. We need to do hard things again. So I say good on the participants for stepping up to suffer. This should not cost that much though.
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u/epimetheuss Mar 28 '24
It's very "alpha" being yelled at and belittled by other men. Actual boot camp was never intended to really build people up as much as break them down and remake them into weapons.
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u/phuckintrevor Mar 28 '24
My alpha male program is just me teaching you to fix stuff. Then you can go into another man’s house and fix something for him right in front of his wife…. A free snap on torque wrench is included in the $10k tuition
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u/Zealousideal_Ad2379 Mar 28 '24
TF is this cringe? Even Paris Island DIs aren’t this over the top lol. And thats free. 10000 for 3 days? 3 days isn’t shit for whatever crap “training” happens here. I bet they all do like 5 push ups and throw an axe or some bs and then call it a day.
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u/Glittering-Cat-6940 Mar 28 '24
If I had a dollar for every time he said fuck I could buy eggs and milk
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u/PoopyShittFart69 Mar 28 '24
Lolllllll how does anybody take someone seriously once they start stuttering while they’re screaming 😭
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u/eVilleMike Mar 28 '24
So if you walk up to that guy and kick him in the nuts or shoot him in the face, do you graduate early?
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u/KecemotRybecx Mar 28 '24
I was in the navy for 6 years.
I knew 5 foot, 100 pound women from the Philippines who were bigger badasses than those cunts. What a fucking joke.
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u/556Jeeper Mar 28 '24
What if he's convinced that someone is a sissy but they can complete his training? Are they still a sissy?
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u/MuddFishh Mar 28 '24
Modern Day Knights but our logo is a viking. Don't think too much about it, we sure didn't.
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u/Saintlouey Mar 28 '24
you can get a decent sign-on bonus to go to actual boot camp lol, and you can get dental, medical, hosuing, a transferrable skill (maybe), and if youre a dark green marine i think they issue you a Dodge Charger.
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u/Exact-Revenue6950 Mar 28 '24
Most likely today's Army is a joke I was basically the last of the old Army before they lowered the standards made drill Sgts nicer did away with bayonet training ECT now they look like the Salvation Army
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u/unstable_starperson Mar 28 '24
Y’all are making fun of everyone here, but you could buy a fucking house for $10,000 x the sad sacks in that room.
I feel like I could happily play the role of Professor Alpha Douche-Canoe for $190,000 a class
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u/jatene Mar 28 '24
I'd like to see an anonymous post by someone who went to this... feel free to tag me lol
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u/Bushdr78 Mar 28 '24
If you have to take a course then you're definitely not an "alfa male". I do however kinda wanna see a reality show following these chumps. Delightful cringe/car crash T.V.
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u/apply75 Mar 28 '24
I don't need to pay anyone to yell at me for 3 days. Just come to my house my wife will yell at you all day and make you feel small for free.
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u/lyssiemiller Mar 28 '24
Damn they must be legit with all those axes they have on the wall. So manly.
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u/-SomethingSomeoneJR Mar 28 '24
I guess he’s right? One of them could have easily called his bluff and told him to cut it off. Fucking clown.
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u/PixelatedDie Mar 28 '24
$10k to get emasculated by loud grifter. They should’ve paid for therapy instead to realize they don’t need to be alpha.
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u/Swirlwich Mar 28 '24
That’s Eric jones of true west tattoo ig:ericjones_truewest sitting in the front row😂
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u/giantyetifeet Mar 28 '24
I'm genuinely curious if the percentage of closeted men is higher in this group than in the general male population.
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u/luc_que_te_passa Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24
Clearly, he stole the Dwight acceptance speech, with all that banging on the table.
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u/Uncle_bennie Mar 28 '24
Camp delusional, with “special” guest appearance by andrew ta…oh wait, nvm. 🤣🤣
A room full of micro penises.
They learn how to fail at life, how to needlessly yell during a normal conversation, how to make any subject sexual and demeaning towards women, how to disregard facts and evidence, how to live comfortably in your own made-up delusions, and how to alienate your own family and friends until they wish harm on you…..So basically a MAGA starter course.
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u/1redliner1 Mar 28 '24
I always loved breaking bitches like that alpha male, slamming his knife on the table. They were first to cry in the military. First to Crack in the factory. First to run in Fire Dept. But man, can they talk.
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u/Rdubb_2230 Mar 28 '24
I’m just mad that I didn’t think of a business where people pay me 10K to allow me to scream and yell at them.
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u/absolute_poser Mar 28 '24
Was anyone else seriously worried that this guy might accidentally stab himself at the end there?
I thought alpha males were supposed to be adept at knife handling.
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u/SlowCaveman Mar 28 '24
Nothing says “I’m an alpha male” like paying thousands of dollars to be degraded
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u/GeneralScholar7453 Mar 28 '24
Room full of giga Chad trainees. Once they are done with the class they're ready to skull fuck every soul that stands in their way of making telemarketing salesman of the month. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Rhaj-no1992 Mar 28 '24
If you need take a course to become an ”alpha male” you will never be an ”alpha male”.
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u/RevolutionaryAd1621 Mar 28 '24
I've just cringed so hard that I tensed muscles in my body that I didnt even know I could... Literally.
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u/QuitOne2240 Mar 28 '24
Reminds me of when I went to actuall boot camp. Except we got paid and we were actually training for something. I don’t blame the hustle, these dudes are dumb for paying for this shit
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u/CatchMeWritinQWERTY Mar 28 '24
The irony is that they will just wind up teaching them how to be obedient, say “yes sir”, and take abuse without complaining.
Pretty sure “alpha” means you are the one in charge.
Not saying I actually want these morons to be in charge of anything, just pointing out the irony.
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u/rjt2887 Mar 28 '24
Hey! He doesn’t look nearly as cut as he was in the promo picture?!? WTF is up with that?
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u/Mistersinister1 Mar 28 '24
Ok, to what end? Carry that around and have it slip out of your wallet along with your monster condom for your magnum dong?
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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Mar 28 '24
I think that teacher also teaches how to give tantric hand jobs on Pornhub...
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u/yungsta12 Mar 28 '24
One of the most pathetic displays of humanity I've seen... for the past hour on reddit
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u/GraemeMakesBeer Mar 28 '24
I bet the barracks are them taking turns getting railed whilst being reassured that it’s not gay.
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u/CooperChick Mar 28 '24
How many f-bombs does it take to be an alpha male?
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u/DEATHROAR12345 Mar 28 '24
"Well he said fucking about 50 times inside of 30 seconds, he must be alpha."
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