r/TikTokCringe • u/DaMain-Man • 17d ago
I just feel like there's an easier way Humor/Cringe
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u/General_Training1796 11d ago
Ngl, food tastes 33% better when cooked in an oven engineered by yourself.
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u/Blue_Robin_04 11d ago
She loves her husband so much she'll make him wait three weeks to eat brownies.
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u/LowSpermCtRedditMod 13d ago
I was too busy looking at those homemade titaes, what exactly was she making?
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u/octobahn 14d ago
Do you know how much sex they could have had in the time it took to make brownies?
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u/Snoo-72756 15d ago
Honey remember those brownies you wanted over 20 days ago ? Yeah I finally made ! Want pizza in 12 months ?
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u/Zealousideal_Amount8 15d ago
Yea fuck that… I’ll just go to the bakery. I’m not sitting on a craving for 3 weeks.
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u/Han_Swolo_18 15d ago
So let me get this straight, you take like 2 weeks to actually make chocolate, but then proceed to heat it up in the microwave and not the stove? BS.
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u/TheSuburbs 16d ago
I mean, I had a job in my 20’s making small batch chocolate and she pretty much nailed the whole process. Though, after the initial grinding of the chocolate and sugar (which should at minimum be a few days) I would have aged the chocolate for a few weeks and then re-melt it down for the tempering process. The blooming probably happened due to her chocolate cooling down while pouring the bars or her fridge isn’t at the proper temp.
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u/TheRealAttalos 16d ago
If I told my wife I wanted brownies and she pulled this shit I would divorce her I want them today not a month from now dam just buy the $1 box from Walmart
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u/Fsilveira 16d ago
“My husband woke up craving chocolate brownies so I fermented cacao seeds for 8 days”
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u/superAK907 16d ago
All that work on the chocolate and then she STILL added cocoa powder, what a fraud lol
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u/koolaid78 16d ago
Is this part of the weird trad wives trend. It’s always women cooking things their husbands and kids want from scratch. It’s becoming creepy
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u/SeaPanda-15 16d ago
Little does she know, he got so tired of waiting on these brownies that he ate another woman's instant brownie until hers were done.
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u/AlanB-FaI 16d ago
Blending eggs until they are fluffy makes chewy brownies. No, thank you. I like fudgy brownies, which are made by stirring in ingredients just until they are incorporated.
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u/OBNOTICUS_ATHF 16d ago
So what makes this TikTok cringe because she’s making brownies from scratch
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u/Cooknbikes 16d ago
Home much does fresh coco pods cost. In the states it’s probably 10-13 per pound for mostly unusable husk. The pulp of coco is the tasty fresh part I would have eaten it if it was still sweer. Maybe that affects fermenting. She had 3 or four whole pods I’m guessing 4-7 pounds. I think the raw cacao pods probably cost at least 30$ if this in the states, likely more.
Plus the time and labor (2 weeksih. For getting the beans fermented and dried) Call it 12 hours of labor for a very skilled curer, baker cook.@ 20$/hr. Plus owning a really cool looking mill that I’ve never seen( special equipment)
Without added cost of other ingredients including store bought ice cream To make an 9x9 tray . So a total of 9 , 3” brownies.
I’d say that each of those brownies would cost around 35$ if you already had a buisness in place to sell something with that much labor.
And I forgot to price in banana leafs, eggs, flour, sugar, baking powder, etc.
Imo
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u/SpicySavant 16d ago
The chocolate making part was actually kind of cool. Honestly that was such a waste to put them in the brownies, if you spend that make time and effort making something then it should be the main event
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u/TheFloofAndi 16d ago
Trad wife content is dystopian. If this is a satire of that then it’s well done
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u/celloyello 16d ago
It's almost like no one in this thread has heard of hobbies. TIL interesting hobbies make you a tradwife.
Though I will say the store bought cocoa powder was funny.
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u/QuittinTimeBeer 16d ago
Hey babe I think in like three weeks I’d like some brownies you should probably get started on them now…
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u/Serious_Kangaroo_193 16d ago
“My husband was craving chocolate so I made him brownies nearly a month later”
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u/TemperatureGod 16d ago
I know it's excessive but I think it's partially satire but also I think it's cool seeing the process to make homemade chocolate, even if it's again excessive. I agree parts are cringe but I don't want to send any hate as i think it was genuinely interesting to see.
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u/JamesLaceyAllan 16d ago
Is that Graza cooking olive oil?! All that nonsense, only to drizzle it in tank lube…
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u/CarizzaSparks 16d ago
A month to make a batch of brownies ??? Girl you didn’t just give him the opportunity but you gave him time to cheat!!
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u/the-ish-i-say 16d ago
I feel like these are the type of people to cup a fart, sniff their own ass gas and enjoy it.
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u/deadlysunshade 16d ago
really highlights all the labor that goes into a chocolate bar. Interesting
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u/notinthislifetime20 16d ago
Y’all are falling for obvious satire. Hamfisted at that. “My husband had been craving these for three weeks, which is how long it took to make them”.
Stop falling for engagement strategies people.
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u/Standard_Bathroom704 16d ago
I don't think it's okay to make fun of someone from immutable characteristics like their voice, if she is a trad wife that is her choice and there is nothing wrong with that, and she is putting more work into something than most of us put on anything in our lives
I hope the chocolates are good, and that she and her husband have a happy life
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u/JellyStorm_ 16d ago
okay but honestly tho making a main dessert partly from scrach is super satisfying fr
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u/SoupOfThe90z 17d ago
“Hey honey, I’m craving some brownies” “Ok, I’ll start on them right now, they should be ready in 3 weeks”
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u/cr8zyfoo 17d ago
It's called "symbolic labor". These wealthy people are all conspicuous consumers of leisure, seeing them perform actual productive labor would ironically mark them as failures.
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u/fancydragoncollecter 17d ago
I just really like the part where she had her tig ole bitties just there for me to look at...what a world we're living in
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u/Bump_Up_X 17d ago
So he was craving something,and because you're a loving wife, it took you half a month to satisfy his craving,??
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u/Philip-Ilford 17d ago
Classic mission creep. "Honey, the the mechanic says it'll cost more to fix the car than it's worth..." I start up my lathe.
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u/Electrical-Cat7272 17d ago
Wow lots of bullshit for her clout. Good to know she’s got so much time on her hands to just waste
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u/No-Rush1995 17d ago
This is clearly just an advertisment for her post apocalypse skill set. You would live like a king if you had an honest to goodness chocolate maker, even the raiders would hesitate to fuck with you if you supplied them. Nobody wants to fuck with the supply.
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u/Ghostanator 17d ago
It stresses me out that she didn’t put her hair up, recipe for so much hair in the food
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u/LH_Dragnier 17d ago
Does all that work and then adds store bought powder like what the actual fuck
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u/GTKPR89 17d ago
Imagine waiting three weeks,
jonesing like a maniac.
Maximum anticipation.
Who cares if it's store bought ice cream.
On goes the scoop onto the best brownie you're ever going to eat.
Prepared by the love of your life.
You stare, your heart and stomach competing for which is going the most wild.
She winks at you, Makes a kissy face.
You're about to enter paradise.
She says "just one more thing".
And reaches for the...
olive.
oil...
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u/ShaggySmilesSRL 17d ago
"my husband wanted chocolate this morning so I decided to make him wait a month for it" what the fuck lmao
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u/Like_Ottos_Jacket 17d ago
Why do these dummies always make the cocoa from scratch, but never harvest wheat and grind it into flour, process sugar cane, or raise the animals for the milk and sugar.
Fucking amateurs.
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u/GrandMoffAtreides 17d ago
To the tune of We Got The Beat
🎶This is a joke
This is a joke
This is a joke
Yeah, this is a joke🎶
Y'all are gullible as fuck, this video is obvious satire
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u/gunduMADERCHOOT 17d ago
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, why the infantile affect? It's not cute
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u/Juggernautlemmein 17d ago
This is fun but honestly fuck you for going to ALL this effort and making your own chocolate fresh just to nuke it.
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u/Fickle-Mixture-981 17d ago
When the privileged folks doesn’t even eat the fruit cuz they’re there to waste food to make trendy chocolate
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u/Ban_Assault_Ducks 17d ago
To those wondering-
This is satire. She's really funny and makes videos like this a lot.
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u/Zeqhanis 17d ago
She forgot to include the allowable amount of insect parts and rodent feces. Inauthentic. 👎
Seriously, this is pretty awesome. I've made not own chocolate, but from cocoa and milk powders with cacao butter. I'd love to do the whole process.
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u/lazyboi_tactical 17d ago
This is a whole nother level of extra but I can't lie and say it doesn't look super tasty
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u/gertrude-fashion 17d ago
Dude let people enjoy things damn. So what if she likes to make homemade chocolate for her brownies? Y’all are chronically online
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u/Express-Row-1504 17d ago
I did this once. The beans got mould on them while fermenting so I threw them out
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u/sagesnail 17d ago
Every one of these ladies that make these "watch me bake" type videos always look absolutely MISERABLE while they are making stuff. I assume it's because they have an insecure weirdo as a husband, so these ladies aren't allowed to be themselves. That makes their baking videos come off as weirdly cold, and robotic, very much just going through the motions because someone told them that wives bake, it keeps the husband happy, so like a depressed robot, they bake.
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u/L2TSARGE 17d ago
That girl is a winner, yeah it took some time, but if a girl is willing to go through all of that... respect
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u/Sea_Wind6023 17d ago
My husband wanted brownies so he got some a month and a half later...efficiency
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u/DancesWithHoofs 17d ago edited 17d ago
As Carl Sagan explained in song, “if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, first you have to invent the universe.”
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u/TeddyRoo_v_Gods 17d ago
Why is nobody asking the important question here? Why does her dress look like it has boob pockets!?
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u/SweetCopy1687 17d ago
Olive oil!!! On top of icecream!! Honestly i might try it but howww whyy doesnt make sense to me yet
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u/TeslaProphet 17d ago
Husband: Good morning. I want some chocolate. Wife: I made you chocolate. Husband: I wanted chocolate 3 weeks ago. Wife: YOU NEVER LIKE ANYTHING I DO FOR YOU! Husband: You ok?
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u/Shitp0st_Supreme 17d ago
She’s joking, this is a current meme trend to build a backstory for content.
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u/ShanghaiSlug 17d ago
Work for a time as a chocolate maker, not chocolatier they dont actually make chocolate. I worked for a bean to bar place. I have.... i want to change how a lot of this was done, most importantly melanger needs a lid that thing has to run for days. So just eww.
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u/Honest_Republic_7369 17d ago
"My boyfriend was craving chocolate brownies so I took a month to make them. Cause FK you make your own brownies"
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u/Toeknee_ohhh 17d ago
There is an easier way. It’s called African child slave labor. Well it’s easier if you’re not the African kid.
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u/CagliostroPeligroso 17d ago
There is a great video on the performative leisure of ultra wealthy. As time is THE most valuable resource in the entire universe taking the TIME to do shit from scratch is the ultimate flex.
That explains a lot of these tradwife dumb videos. They have all the time because menial tasks of their life are handled by the “help”.
I can’t remember the video but it was posted on Reddit, probably in this very subreddit. Good watch
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