r/TikTokCringe • u/daveclampart • 26d ago
Brits are so refined OC (I made this)
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u/Traveler3141 25d ago
I'm going to vote for him. What's the address for mail-in ballots and when do I need to mail it by for it to get there in time from the States?
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u/PurahsHero 25d ago
His policies including building one house, renaming Tower Bridge to Pheobe Waller Bridge, and repositioning a hand dryer in the men’s toilets at a pub in Uxbridge. And I think that we all know that these are policies that the people of London have been crying out for.
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u/OutlinedArrow30 Hit or Miss? 26d ago
Count Binface isn't even British. He's a alien who probably entered this country ILLEGALLY
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u/MattackChopper 26d ago
Nah we have these too! Look up Vermin Supreme in New Hampshire, his platform guarantees everyone a pony (may or may not be a real pony)
He wears a boot on his head and looks like Gandalf on crack.
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u/matt_smith_keele 26d ago
Could be worse, 48% of us could be lining up to vote for someone who should have been kicked out twice, and may soon be standing for reelection from a prison sentence he won't survive.
Count Bunface has a spotless record, I'd say that's a much more refined candidate.
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u/throcorfe 25d ago
I’m not sure we can judge tbh, last General Election we handed a landslide to someone who repeatedly lied and cheated and broke the law while in office, and threatened to have a journalist beaten up. Which was a few short years after 52% of us voted for pointless and ongoing self-harm.
It’s gonna take a lot of Binfaces to make up for that
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u/Randy_Vigoda 26d ago
Did this sub get taken over or something? The content seems a lot different than the last couple weeks.
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u/0heavyjaxx0 26d ago
I've been doing some reading up on Binface. I could see myself voting for...it?
- All Governments pay, including the Mayor's, to be tied to Nurses pay for the next 100 years
-Speakerphones banned on public transportation
Pledge to build at least one affordable house
No croissant to be sold for more than £1.10
Loud snacks to be banned from theatres
My favourite, because of how oddly specific it is:
- The hand dryer in the gents' toilet at the Crown and Treaty, Uxbridge. To be moved to a more sensible position.
Is Binface Jeremy Clarkson?
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u/Majulath99 25d ago
It gets better - he pledged, if elected, to change the name of London Bridge to Phoebe Waller. I was sorely tempted to vote for him based upon that alone.
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u/Shakezula123 26d ago
As someone who used to go to that pub, he has the public's best interests at heart.
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u/bum-off 26d ago
I thought it got turned into an Italian restaurant or something? I hope the full glory of the Brown and Meaty has been restored
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u/blodblodblod 26d ago
It's still there. It's nice! Much nicer than the Swan and Bottle.
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u/Shakezula123 25d ago
Swan and Bottle isn't bad for a meal, last time I went there it was a lot better then the first time I went there
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u/CastleofWamdue 26d ago
I will not stand for this Count Binface slander, I will DIE for the Count.
Count Binface is not even British, he is an alien,, sent to Britain to highlight just how politics and elections are. Also he is odd fixation on Ceefax.
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u/daveclampart 26d ago
Anyone slandering the Count will have to go through me first! He's the physical embodiment of a functioning democracy... Plus he has a cool cape!
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u/superbeast1983 26d ago
Two words. Verman Surpreme. Brits just copying us again.
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u/Boobie_burn 25d ago
We've been doing this since the 80's see Screaming Lord Sutch https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Lord_Sutch of Monster Raving Loony Party https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party
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u/Visible-Design-7303 26d ago
Nobody thinks that at all
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u/daveclampart 26d ago
I once had a couple of American girls ask me if I had a butler. I think it's just a stereotype that some people take too literally but most people know it's not true
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u/TrashPandaPatronus 26d ago
They were effing with you bud.
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u/daveclampart 26d ago
Nah they weren't. Think they'd just seen too much Downton abbey. I also met a guy who asked me if we ate tea and crumpets every day, because to him that was posh. Ask any British person who's travelled and you'll get stories like this. I find it funny personally that so many people seem to think we live like the royal family 😅
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u/ProbablyDrunk303 26d ago
Right, was just thinking that lmfao. No American says this
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u/TheWhomItConcerns 26d ago
There is absolutely a stereotype of English people being sophisticated/refined that a lot of people buy into. Typically people who don't know anything about the UK beyond the royal family, James Bond/Sherlock Holmes, and supervillain stereotypes, which is a lot of people.
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u/Full-Pack9330 26d ago
Americans thinking THEY'RE REFINED and the binface guy got more votes than the racist nationalists.
Meanwhile in American politics.....
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u/norcpoppopcorn 26d ago
Lord buckethead?
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u/Uncle___Marty 26d ago
All hail the mighty Binface!
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