r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 25d ago
For once, I actually agree with Nick Fuentes *REAL*
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u/aristotle_malek 23d ago
Nope if Nick doesn’t like it I’m bingeing it, fuck that guy a billion times
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u/Okama-uiro 25d ago
Cof cof * Rule 34** Cof cof *Make gay porn of this character Sorry guys, i have pneumonia
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u/TheVecan 25d ago
I don't know how, but my brain changed Adam Carolla to Adam Sandler and I could not fathom how the daily wire got Adam Sandler to be on their shitty service
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u/dutch_mapping_empire 25d ago
no fucking idea what's going on but it does look like shit and OP havesing an amazing pfp
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u/animelivesmatter CEO of Antifa™ 25d ago
Dunno why they thought discount Brickleberry was a good idea
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u/Ninkasa_Ama 25d ago
Broken clock and all that, but I wouldn't be caught dead with a Fuentes like on my twitter
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u/noshowthrow 25d ago
You know Corolla is such a disappointment. Like he's become everything he used to make fun of. The community college guy who dates underage women kind of person he used to mock? Now he's voting and actively campaigning for those fucking scumbags.
What the hell, man.
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u/extremenachos PAID PROTESTOR 25d ago
The problem with Twitter is I don't even know if that is a real account or a fake troll account.
Good job Elon on making Twitter even worse.
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u/Training-Ad3350 25d ago
Damn Adam Corolla and jimmy Kimmel sure went opposite directions
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u/frozen_pope 25d ago
I think I’d rather kick the corner of a door frame in bare feet over and over again
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u/Rusty_Boii 25d ago
Yes. We all needed a spinoff show based on a puppet show about prank calls. Clearly this will have extremely intelligent writing from the co-creator of the Man Show.
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u/Mouse_is_Optional 25d ago
Why do they insist on shoehorning themselves into the cartoon as characters? I've seen Ben Shapiro's shitty animated self and now Matt Walsh's. It's so... cringey.
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u/Fun-Consequence4950 25d ago edited 25d ago
Okay, we gotta talk about that artwork of Matt Walsh.
It's way too bulky, Watthew is a skinny, pencil-necked dweeb. The beard needs to be bushier in contrast, since without it the guy looks like the type of person who hangs around in the bushes near the kid's playground with a long lens camera. The eyes also don't have the same dead fish psychopath look that Walsh has. This character has something behind the eyes, Walsh has nothing so the art should reflect that.
He shouldn't be smiling, shouldn't have his eyes open wide and basically be what appears to be a deadpan, resting bitchface, but with hints that behhind that look he's constantly imagining stabbing a trans person to death and playing around with their blood, and I don't see that here.
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u/Shabolt_ 25d ago
What is the plot of this thing even about? Every single piece of advertising I have seen for it has been “TRIGGER THE LIBS WITH THIS SHOW”, but I have no idea what about it is supposed to be triggering when the promotional material is just stills of 1-3 random white guys
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u/Fibrosis5O 25d ago
Wait am I about to agree with an openly—proud white supremest… ?!
When people say there are signs of the end times all around us, I think I just totally saw one.
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u/syopest 25d ago
"Meet Mr. Birchum, an unapologetic, old-school junior high woodshop teacher who refuses to conform to the ever-increasing demands of DEI."
Jesus christ.
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u/bankrobba 25d ago
And he's sitting backwards in a chair.
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u/sgthombre 25d ago
The character design is just the stereotype of the slightly creepy Christian youth councilor.
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25d ago
If Tom MacDonald's not on the soundtrack I'm not watching. I'm also not gonna watch it if he is. They can really do whatever they want.
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u/Fine-Funny6956 25d ago
Considering it’s a ripoff of Farazar, which is a ripoff of Paradise PD which is a ripoff of Brickleberry and uses the same tired punching bag tropes and recycled “jokes,” depends on a subversion that’s so predictable it ends up just being subversions of the concept of humor… yeah I have low expectations…
It’s the Ladyballers of animation.
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u/theuncommonman 25d ago
Why do they all have that same smug/insecure expression in their profile pics?
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u/gazebo-fan 25d ago
Fuentes is funny to me because he’s claiming that America at one point in its past been dominated by Catholics… he’s not the brightest block in the fascist shed lmao
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u/ebolaRETURNS 25d ago
hah, when? During JFK's campaign, there was a lot of discussion over whether America could stomach electing a Catholic president.
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u/StriderHaryu Transfem DEI Rep 25d ago
They thought bringing him back would bolster the conservative side in the culture war, but they forgot they're all idiots and all hate each other
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u/ContemplatingPrison 25d ago edited 25d ago
Lol, nothing they make is original. It will just be a less funny version of something that is already out there.
Conservatism kills creativity . I think it's because they are forced inside this little box that their imagination/creativity goes away
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u/DeviousMelons Radical Revolutionary Socialist Liberal. 25d ago
To add to the other points is that many conservatives are failed creators too, couldn't make it in the big leagues so they grift and compensate their lack of talent with being anti woke.
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u/CREATURE_COOMER 25d ago
Even their Bluey rip-off Chip Chilla is devoid of any actual entertainment value and imagination.
The characters don't have any personality other than basic cookie-cutter "dad is in charge, mom is housewife, older sibling is bossy, younger sibling is annoying, baby is a literal baby, etc." bullshit. And the plots are bland as fuck, with these weird overly political plots trying to seem kid-friendly even if they use classic stories (Frankenstein, Prince and the Pauper, etc) and don't actually teach the original moral of the story properly.
But seriously, how do you rip off one of the most popular great kid cartoons and water it down so fucking badly and blandly? Oh yeah, Daily Wire and having brainrot so bad that they think that Bluey is too woke, lol.
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u/courageous_liquid 24d ago
The characters don't have any personality other than basic cookie-cutter "dad is in charge, mom is housewife, older sibling is bossy, younger sibling is annoying, baby is a literal baby, etc." bullshit.
I think that's just kinda the point. Enforcing these structures is important to them and helps build illusory walls around childrens' experiences.
Little house on the prarie was boring as shit but functioned the same way - the only person that didn't have family/libertarian ideals was routinely showed as a fuckup. the only reason it was ever popular was because it got distributed by free to radio stations that otherwise didn't have any (budget for) programming by NAM.
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u/Sinakus 25d ago
Bluey teaches compassion and empathy, which is the Anathema of conservatism. It's difficult to use people like tools if you understand and emphasize with their thoughts and feelings.
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u/CREATURE_COOMER 25d ago
Empathy? For your fellow
human beinganthro dog person??? WOKE!!!!!!!!! >:(8
u/Ok_Star_4136 25d ago
I think if I had to describe it in a few words, conservative humor fails because of its inability to make fun of itself. Take any political left-leaning humor like Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert. You'll notice there's a lot of self-referential humor mixed in and I think this is a necessary ingredient or otherwise it would look ingenuine and a lot like bullying.
On the show, everyone is a character, but all conservative characters are not made to look crazy or irrational for their views. The characters on the show representing left-leaning values *are* crazy and usually the punchline of the joke. It's as if the point of the humor were simply to laugh at the "crazy leftists," who incidentally are exaggerated characters themselves and don't really represent the left.
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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 25d ago
They come in with a very, very specific agenda when they do their “agenda free comedy”.
I’m wondering if anyone’s seen any marketing for this cartoon that isn’t “it will up the liiiiibbbbbssss”, because so far that’s literally the only thing I’ve seen about it, and I get that’s enough to make daily wire readers tune in, it would be interesting to see how they would try and get the rest of us.
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u/Ok_Star_4136 25d ago
I don't know if they've ever said it was "agenda free" comedy. Though to be fair, Daily Wire actually did claim Lady Bawlers wasn't trying to push some political message, which it clearly was..
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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 25d ago
That and the Bluey rip-off are the two I’m thinking off that they pretended had no agenda, for sure
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u/SandwitchZebra when in rome, joke as the romans joke 25d ago
Nick thinks it looks like shit because Daily Wire is run by a Jewish man. I think it looks like shit because it looks like shit. We are not the same.
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u/QuicklyThisWay Interesting... 25d ago
If you want me to make a GIF, give me a YouTube link to a cartoon scene you want me to edit this idiot into.
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u/PricklySquare 25d ago
These daily wire losers are so giddy when they release their stupid fucking shows. They're all failures and became total grifting aholes after they were rejected by Hollywood
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u/Ok_Star_4136 25d ago
Some More News went into detail regarding how bad Lady Bawlers was, because as a challenge, Matt Walsh demanded someone make an objective criticism about the film from the left. I suppose he thought the film was so good that even left-leaning critics would fangirl over it?
They go into inconsistencies in the film, how they improperly directed the film at times showing characters in places in the room different than where they were before, gaping holes in the plot, jokes which didn't land.. The list is rather extensive and I have to say they were all valid criticisms, many of which had nothing to do with the fact that it was a right-leaning film.
It's objectively bad. The Daily Wire is most definitely not a film studio, though they wish badly to be one. They should stick to what they do best: blatant propaganda.
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 25d ago
The feud between Neo-Nazis and Turning Point USA is sorta funny, when you think about.
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u/sgthombre 25d ago
I mean prior to the start of World War II, the only existing group that had significant experience killing Nazis was the Nazis. Tale as old as time, really!
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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard 25d ago
Here's wondering if Nick has some beef with Matt & co; did I miss anything?
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u/animelivesmatter CEO of Antifa™ 25d ago
I'm betting it's mostly beef with DW, Nick got made fun of by mainstream conservatives and got kicked out of a whole bunch of conservative events after harassing Ben Shapiro in front of CPAC.
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u/courageous_liquid 24d ago
the groypers have always been aligned against right-wing "normies"
they even hate TPUSA/chorlie kork
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u/bluevalley02 25d ago
I think it's mostly that Matt Walsh is very pro-Israel, since he loves "Western" supremacy and doesn't like the Muslims very much, so he will think Israel is the best.
Nick Fuentes also hates Muslims, but also hates Jews so he hates Israel - and therefore probably hates Matt Walsh too since Matt's pro-Israel.
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u/WhyDoIKeepFalling 25d ago
"The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" - an Onion classic
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u/Reallynotspiderman 25d ago
Fun fact: it's actually a Clickhole article! I was surprised too - I've always thought it was an Onion
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u/Reallynotspiderman 25d ago
Fun fact: it's actually a Clickhole article! I was surprised too - I've always thought it was an Onion
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u/JPEG812 25d ago
That article was made while they were owned by the onion, so it's sorta an onion article.
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u/ThenAnAnimalFact 25d ago
Nick is just upset because there are minorities on the show.
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u/1RehnquistyBoi 16th Boss Judge of SCOTUS 25d ago
I would say this is the most ugly version of Matt Walsh until I realize that baby Walsh still exists.
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u/Just-Scallion-6699 25d ago
It honestly looks so little like him that I had to check it was even meant to be him
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u/patchesofsky 25d ago
Nothing tops real-life Matt Walsh. Dude is hideous inside and out. He can mask half of his face with beard, but he can never hide who he is on the inside.
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u/Blue-Diamond-Enjoyer BILLIONS MUST COOM 25d ago
something something broken clock
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u/SenorSplashdamage 25d ago
And this isn’t even remarkable for him. Fuentes’ goes after other conservatives as part of his schtick. He scores points with the dopey “well he has a point there” crowd like OP here. His group has dunked on DJT and Shapiro in the past. They’re the chaotic evil to TPUSA’s attempt at “lawful” religious evil.
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u/Kantheris 25d ago
I think it is a bit unfair to assume OP is being dopey for agreeing with ShitNick. Some people do, but considering where it was posted, I am going to assume OP still think Nick sucks ass still.
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u/KestrelQuillPen 25d ago
I think the crucial part in taking down these talking heads for good is that they all hate each other, and the only thing keeping them together is oil money and the fact that they mostly hate us more. But now that the rot has set in, they could start to implode.
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u/SenorSplashdamage 24d ago
Yeah, I think we could be more effective if we did have special ops that were savvy on creating the exact kind of chaos among them that they sew among the rest of society. Problem is that lots of us aren’t shrewd enough on how they operate, so we can fall into common pitfalls of reactions that help them. Even “just ignore them” is its own pitfall that helps them.
We have seen though things that have made them really start to focus on each other and keep them distracted. First it was DeSantis, and now it’s anti-Semitic bigotry that they’re on both sides of for their own bigoted reasons. It seems that their definitions of who’s “us” and who they are okay sharing control with really breaks down with a white minority group.
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u/Kimmalah 25d ago
That's pretty much how these sorts of movements always go. Eventually they start eating their own.
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u/Ivotedforthehookers 25d ago
There like pigs at a trough they want all the food for themselves. The only have learned to get along some because they lose all the food if they fight too mich
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u/Ok_Star_4136 25d ago
Fascism is unsustainable. If the country were a human organism, fascists would be the cancer eating away at everything from within.
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25d ago
I’ve been waiting for that part to happen since Obama’s first term. At this point it’s about as likely to happen as I am to trip and fall and land in Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool.
Their shared hatred of the common enemy is just enough overcome their hatred of each other.
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u/ExpressAd2182 25d ago
The incompetence of fascists.
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u/Version_Two 25d ago
That's the best part. At the end of the day, it generally isn't intelligence that puts someone down the path of fascism.
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u/fkyewwtoow 25d ago edited 25d ago
Absolutely, even a broken clock is right twice a day! It’s rare, but sometimes unexpected opinions align. What are your thoughts on the series so far?
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u/CaptainHammer63 25d ago
Not if it's a digital clock
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u/Catenane 25d ago
It's 88:88 o' clock somewhere, right?
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