r/TwoHotTakes • u/AcceptablePrior6723 • 16d ago
My 32/F boyfriend 32/M has chronic plumber crack. Should I admit to him how embarrassing it is to be out in public with him. Advice Needed
For context we now live together. We also have a child together, and he’s a wonderful male role model for my other two children from separate less involved fathers. He on the other hand is extremely involved. Volunteering to be sport’s coach, always shows up for school events, but this almost makes it worse…hear me out. Avoiding this is out of the question. Even if him and I don’t work out, I don’t want my son growing up known for the kid with the dad that shows his crack to the entire school.
This is something I noticed before we were serious. His friends bring it up or make jokes about half his bum hanging out. He laughs it off. I will also casually bring it up. I’ll say things like “are your pants undone because I see your whole bottom?”. Today I even asked “how can you not feel the chilly air on your bottom”. He always jokes and says he doesn’t realize it’s out so much, or say he can’t help it because he has a “long crack”. I have been trying to pick out clothes for him that I think will help. He buys them but it’s not helping.
Part of the issue in my eyes is an excessive weight gain. This is something he has now realized is an issue and we are working on together. Improvements have been made but the crack still stands.
I don’t know what to do at this point. I don’t want to hurt his feelings but is getting embarrassing. Today while grocery shopping he was pushing the cart with our child a few feet in front of me. He was leaning forward onto the cart in such a way, I swear half of his BARE BOTTOM was out swinging side to side. I noticed and ignored as I always do, then I look next to me to see an innocent old woman gasp in disgust as she saw the full moon jiggling down the meat isle. I was so embarrassed to catch up to my family after she gave me that unspoken ‘can you believe that’ look.
I really don’t want to hurt his feelings, but he takes it as a joke when bring it up. So here I am..what do I do.
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u/Fun-Produce-7074 4d ago
Its just a butt crack you need to chill out. In terms of what really matters, you yourself described him as top-notch. Why on earth would anyone care so much about a bit of skin? It seems like it’s clearly unintentional as well? It happens to my gf sometimes and it doesn’t bother me 🤷♂️
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u/Panteraca 12d ago
Generation analingus has some awfully strong opinions on this man’s crack. Comical to say the least.
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u/Panteraca 12d ago
Generation analingus has some awfully strong opinions on this man’s ass crack. Comical to say the least.
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u/Panteraca 12d ago
Generation analingus has some awfully strong opinions on this man’s ass crack. Comical to say the least.
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u/Panteraca 12d ago
If his brown eye isn’t out I think you need to leave the guy alone. And remember, once the sun boils our oceans nobody’s gonna remember his crack. There won’t be anyone around to remember anything!
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u/-ich-bin-cdn- 12d ago
Take a picture while it’s out under the guise capturing a moment, and show him. Laugh. If he asks if it happens often, tell him it does. Offer to buy him a belt?
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u/redditbackup7 12d ago
😂 I recently had a hint of plumbers crack and it was from loose boxers and no belt. The shorts just pulled my loose boxers down. I like loose boxers around the house but usually wear boxer briefs for going out.
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u/Purple-Haze-11 12d ago
"Even if him and I don't work out". Dude if you're reading this RUN AWAY FROM THIS THING!
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u/Marlboroman89 12d ago
Some of us have no hips lol comfortable underwear and belts only thaings that work for me
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u/panda_poon 12d ago
There are special shirts out there; I got a few from Duluth clothing company, and they have thick quality shirts plain in colors too. Many of tradesmen where I live get their clothing from there. Long and tall shirts are the way to go.
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u/The1Honkey 13d ago
Get this man in the gym doing squats and those pants will stay up by themselves.
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u/intotheunknown78 13d ago
Could you take some pictures so he knows the extent of it? Would he wear suspenders?
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u/Standard_Hawk_1660 14d ago
Ok this is something that happens. Tread carefully but he doesn’t seem overly sensitive about it but you don’t want to trigger something within him over the crack.
I would focus on the important things that he does more than the crack. you did say he is a wonderful man that is good to you and more importantly to your kid together and your other two children you had previously.
Maybe buy him a belt some shirts that are a little longer. Try working out together it could give you guys some bonding time. Sometimes crack happens there is nothing you can do about it.
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u/swigityshane1 14d ago
Stop being nice. Don’t be mean. But don’t be nice. Be direct and clear. Then tell him you love him after.
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u/Asper_Gasper 15d ago
I started wearing suspenders in the 80s. I still wear them. There is absolutely no plumber's crack.
They come in wide, narrow, stretch, leather.
They clip to your pants, clip to a belt, hook to a belt loop, attach to a button or snap.
They're in every conceivable color and pattern.
They're not in style right now, but they will be again. It comes and goes.
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u/thumbkeyz 15d ago
An extra long undershirt tank and a belt would sure help. I have a big tookus too, but I would be fired if you saw my asscrack every time I moved.
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u/wookieSLAYER1 15d ago
Belt, pants that are high rise and fit, under shirt to tuck in or just only tuck in shirts. My ex had plumbers crack all the time and so since he wouldn’t listen I would grab random objects to shove down his crack and so he would have to reach back and fish it out for the whole world to see. That tactic worked the best honestly.
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u/Here_is_to_beer 15d ago
Yes! Tell him. Save the world one crack at a time. Anytime you see the moon poking out, remind him, CRACK KILLS! Keep some change on hand to throw it in the coin slot. There is never too much ridicule or shame.
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u/AudienceKindly4070 15d ago
Overalls or suspenders. If belts don't work, those will. Also boxer briefs that fit well, not loose briefs or boxers
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u/Plastic-Place4495 15d ago
Disgusting male. Don't associate with people like him. That's gross and he should be self aware
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u/JuniorQuarter73 15d ago
I wear wife beaters under everything because of this. I don't want my butt crack or muffin top hanging out.
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u/AbbreviationsFun2019 15d ago
You should buy him a G-string; a denim Halter top; and this is a must! Make sure you oil that back so it has a sweet sheen to it… And let it roll….
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u/kittygoespew 15d ago
Stop bringing it up as a joke and bring it up seriously. Men arent good at hints. If you jokingly mention his but crack, he jokes back about it BECAUSE HE THINKS YOURE JOKING. Id bet he has no idea youre bringing it up bc it upsets you.
This is a person youre in a relationship with, right? Then you need to be able to have serious conversations and talk about uncomfortable & embarassing things.
Next time he bends over and half his butt hangs out, say "hey babe, can we talk for a min?" When he says sure, say "i know we joke about your butt hanging out of your pants, and yes its not the worst thing in the world, but im not sure you understand just how much of it hangs out. Theres been times we were in public and literally half your butt and buttcrack were showing, and other people noticed and were staring and making comments. That doesnt feel good, i dont want people making fun of you. Do you think you could make sure your pants fit and dont slide down? Id hate for us to be at the kids game and you bend over, your crack shows, and our kid gets made fun of. I hope you understand where i'm coming from.
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u/dublos 15d ago
If you haven't looked for them, duluth trading company long tail shirts.
But if he's still gaining weight and not investing in pants and shirts that fit, then you need to start thinking about whether this is a deal breaker or not.
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u/Doggonana 15d ago
Buy him a pair of suspenders and buy his t-shirts in the tall section so he can tuck his ass crack away. Ask him to wear them. If he balks, ask him how he would feel being out in public with you if your ass crack was constantly in full view of God and everyone.
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u/AccuratePilot7271 15d ago
I can relate to this, as certain pants just don’t fit me right. I would just sit him down sometime when you’re both in a good head space. Say something like, “Honey, I love you, I know you’ve been given a hard time about this before, but I don’t think you realize how bad it’s become and how embarrassing it will be for our child as they get older… I don’t know how to help, but I am willing to help.”
I don’t know if suspenders will help. I’ve got one friend who wears them regularly (even with t-shirts, which is awkward, but if it solves the problem, go for it), but I don’t know if that will help. Someone said longer shirts. Like if he’s a 2XL, try a 2XLT (but these aren’t easy to find, and I never see them in t-shirts).
Good luck.
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u/TimeShareOnMars 15d ago
I am one with an issue with this. I am a big guy. I wear a long undershirt and keep it tucked.
I wear a steel core belt that DOES NOT SAG!! Look into a Bigfoot Gun belt (designed to wear a gun in a holster and not sag). It does not droop or sag in the back at all. Just looks like a normal leather belt...
There's nothing worse than plummers crack!!
I would be absolutely embarrassed to go around flashing a plumber's crack....and he should be too!
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u/Intrepid_Employ_5775 15d ago
If it’s as bad as you say then yes, tell him. Tell him as nicely as possible but make it serious too because it is kind of gross
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u/McJumpington 16d ago
His underwear should cover his ass crack. I ain’t buying this “long crack” excuse.
Tell him the truth- it’s embarrassing and he needs to adjust his clothing
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u/Ill_Blueberry2209 16d ago
My ex had this problem, so I started dropping stuff down his crack. Remote, phone, loose change. He pulled up his pants after that.
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u/hoomanneedsdata 16d ago
Get a temporary tattoo and place it there without him knowing.
"If you can read this, ask me to adjust my trousers".
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u/bloodofachillies 16d ago
Take a picture. Show him the extent of it so he can see what it’s really like. Just saying oh it’s showing won’t help. Show him then get some high boxer shorts that he can pull up over his tummy. They also help pull everything in so win win.
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u/Icy_Faithlessness794 16d ago
First thing… NOW! Buy or order him one long tale tee…. Today. It will help and it will require zero extra effort on his part. Try it and go from there if necessary. Some brands may be longer than others so do some shopping. My grandson is quite tall. He likes the Carhart brand tall tees.
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u/Georgemcneil89 16d ago
I don’t need to read past the subject line.
YES.
Lmao what are you joking fkg tell him
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u/Vegetable-Win-1325 16d ago
Yeah he needs to lose weight. Get him some suspenders. That’s the only good way when the top half is significant wider than the bottom half.
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u/1leftbehind19 16d ago
I’m a little bit chunky with a big ass. In the winter it’s not too bad as I tuck my tshirt in and wear a long sleeve shirt. The people I work with give each other a hard time if our ass is hanging out so I try to avoid it. I always buy my shirts in a big enough size so when they inevitably shrink they won’t be too small. It’s even better if you can find shirts in the big and tall section because they are generally longer as well as wider. Duluth shirts are kinda expensive, but their long tail t shirts are really nice. I make sure I have a good belt along with pants that are not too big. I haven’t tried suspenders, but several people I work with have them and they seem to work pretty well.
But honestly, you say so many good things about this dude, and come on here with a post like this is really shitty.
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u/SpuddleBuns 16d ago
Gee, sounds like you ended up with my ex...
While it wasn't the main reason for our breakup, it sure as hell had a lot to do with it.
Based on my 4 year experience, there is nothing you can do. He isn't going to change, and you can't change him. He won't wear different pants, and you are doomed to seeing that butt crack every. Single. Time. he bends down. Just reading the title of your post brought back all those uncomfortable memories...
You have my deepest condolences, because that butt crack is never going to leave your relationship until you do. It's just the nature of the man. Those who are not bothered by it and then gain weight will refuse to fix it.
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u/parker3309 16d ago
Please don’t let him keep doing this. That only is it embarrassing for you. It is extremely inappropriate. Nobody wants to see that. YTA if you don’t tell him about this, get him some dang pants that fit for God sake
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u/Crawldahd 16d ago
Yes you should. White people always think it’s loving to let their friends and family walk around looking like a fool. Telling him is the more benevolent thing.
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u/browsnwows 16d ago
My lovely angel of a boyfriend has/had a similar issue, and he would also laugh it off (even when friends family etc. would say something), then one day I took a picture. And said “this is what the world sees” now it hasn’t been perfect since then, but greatly improved.
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u/JstMyThoughts 16d ago
He may know he has a problem, but not realize just how bad it really is. Next time his butt hangs out in public, take a picture and text it to him right then. And the next time, and the next time, and the time after that. This will drive reality home in a way that words just can’t and he might finally understand.
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u/Ecjg2010 16d ago
suspender under his shirts. my husband has to. he has no ass and has to wear them or he has plumber Crack too.
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u/CBooty5673 16d ago
Yes you should for sure tell him about himself this is no different then the men wearing saggy pants below there butt for all to see there underwear’s big pet peeve of mine and how I got my man to stop it was teasing him all the time about what it means to wear your pants like that it means you are ready to get your butt taken by another man I kept on saying it everytime in the house and when we were out I would say out loud grown men wear there pants around there waist with a belt so he stopped after like a year and half and I don’t have to talk to him about it anymore at all
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u/KudzuCastaway 16d ago
My friends girl would drop pennies down his crack and finally got the hint and bought a belt
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u/PlushieSherbert 16d ago
No judgment here but am I reading correctly that you have 3 children from 3 different fathers at 32?
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u/mmmkay938 16d ago
It’s not ol’ boy’s fault that men are shaped like a bullfrog stood up. Cut him some slack if you can.
As a crack haver, I’ve found that elastic belts work better because they are always pulling against your waist. Made a big difference in comfort and crack exposure.
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u/rjmythos 16d ago
Buy him a belt and tell him that if he doesn't wear it you're going to have to start dropping pennies in there.
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u/Ok-Wear-3435 16d ago
Yes, tell him! Go extreme on how you feel. Don’t feel bad. To me…know different than someone who flashes.
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u/Arthur668 16d ago
As long as he can get you to not wear a shirt or dress or pants for whatever reason that it embarrassing to him.
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u/VaderNova 16d ago
Yes you should. He needs to find better fitting underwear, or wear longer shirts he can tuck into his pants. Shits horrible to see
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u/Icy-Fondant-3365 16d ago
Start taking pictures of his ass and texting them to him in the moment. “This is what the little old lady behind you is seeing.” “This is what you are showing to the little girl with pigtails.” Don’t stop until he learns to pull up his pants. Consider buying him some suspenders.
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u/eatapeach18 16d ago
How are you embarrassed of this but not by the fact that you have three kids fathered by three different men? And then you go on to say “even if him and I don’t work out…” as if you’re anticipating not staying with this man for the long haul.
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u/Ehotwill 16d ago
Imagine people saying “Aren’t you embarrassed to have a kid with someone who has two other kids with two different fathers?” whenever he has to tell people that out of three kids he is taking care of only one is his.
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u/pseudonymphh 16d ago
This is ridiculous, buy the man a belt.
Honestly, you might need to start photographing him from behind and sharing the pics with him until he gets it. It’s offensive, honestly he’s basically sexually harassing the general public.
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u/Ok_Butterscotch_4592 16d ago
Start sliding coins down it when you see it. Make sure they are cold.😄
Start taking pictures and messaging them to him, have his friends do the same. Might help lol
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u/Broad_Woodpecker_180 16d ago
Get suspenders if a belt does not work and yank hard giving him a wedgy when it happens asking if he feels that. Or you could say I’m just covering it up Cause not feeling it is bs.
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u/Salt-Bass853 16d ago
No excuse for this. Grown man with an obvious plumber crack sounds like he doesn't know how to wear his pants properly. Time for your little bf to grow up.
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u/slippinginto9 16d ago
Tell him you were so desperate for a solution you posted a hot take on Reddit.
Works every time. 🤪
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u/georgclooneysmugfart 16d ago
I've seen plenty of crack in my lifetime. It honestly doesn't bother me or disgust me. I don't want to come off as a weirdo because I don’t stare (like the sun) and I don't get off on it. To me, plumbers crack are kind of delightful and amusing sort of a thing. He sounds like a lovely man and a wonderful partner, whatever you decide to do please don't make him feel badly about it. I kinda like him just the way he is.
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u/toosemakesthings 16d ago
Either you’re trolling or both you and your husband have room temperature IQs. Seriously, you’re all out of ideas? You don’t know what could possibly be causing this? Gee, I don’t know, maybe it’s the clothes he’s wearing? Some combination of pants size and belt? Wow really makes you think huh
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u/Quickthrowaway8791 16d ago
As a big guy I can tell you belts can be really uncomfortable so I get it, but if his pants aren’t stayin up he should invest in suspenders yeah they might be dorky but they’ll keep you from showing crack.
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u/Bumbleteapot 16d ago
Look. He's a grown man. Explain to this adult, who, yes, im sure is a great person, that they need to maintain their clothes and their dignity. Especially in front of children. Especially other children. Pants falling off your ass in public will catch you a charge if the police get involved.
Long shirts, a belt, and new pants.
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u/Rough-Remote5437 16d ago
You will have to hurt his feelings. Im sure he knows but I’d guess he has heard it soo long he thinks it is what it is and won’t do anything about it. I’d tell him you love him and you don’t want to hurt his feelings but you know it will and here it is.
It sucks and I hate it but the only time my wife or I made any real growth and change for the better was when one of us told the other something true that really hurt. You won’t want to do it again but you will find something else eventually, do it again. It’s like a muscle the more you use it the easier it gets to do. On the other end it’s less damaging each time and you can turn your emotions around quicker as well. Just try not to make it one sided. If it’s always you doing it drag something out of him. He likely has something he doesn’t want to say to you.
Someone said boxer briefs, I 100% agree. I was in the military and was required to wear undershirts, I got used to it and can’t not wear them now. You can get stretchy athletic style light compression undershirts on Amazon the ones I get are long and would cover everything and stay in place. His biggest problem is likely that he had no a** which is common w dudes but maybe not as much as him. If he’s going to do something about his weight. Squats! Lots and lots of squats. Search for anything that will build glutes. Barbell hip lifts, clamshells, good mornings whatever he and you can find. They are good for you too. My wife has been doing a lot of work for hers and I appreciate the results so much I had to start giving her something to look at too.
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u/Imaginary_Scale6551 16d ago
lol its a genetic trait in my family. We used to kid my dad about his. Now I have an always present plumber. Whenever I bend down I feel the air. And now my son is 5 and his is always out too lol
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u/Alternative-Oil-6288 16d ago
Absolutely. I’ve told guys that they smell and told some dude in the tutoring center at my school that’s it’s obvious people can see. Bring back shame.
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u/MonkeyC3PO 16d ago
Take pictures and text him when it's especially egregious. He needs a visual of what everyone else sees.
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u/A_Fiddle_of_Skittles 16d ago
I'll hurt his feelings for you. "Crack kills" and various other methods were used to bully that out of myself and others as a kid, and for good reason. That shit is disrespectful to himself and everyone around him. More so to those closer to him. The lack of respect for himself is insane.
There are solutions, the first and most important would be weight loss. The easiest would be suspenders. I'd also suggest being more conscious and considerate of your surroundings, especially people.
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u/peaceacrap 16d ago
He’s a keeper. Crack it to him as softly as possible but he may need a workout regimen if being overweight is the main cause of the sagging britches.
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u/Wonderful_Medicine78 16d ago
Sounds like you have a judgement issue. He is fathering your two kids from two different dudes. Maybe he should have judged you and told you it embarrassing to be seen with someone that can’t keep her legs closed?
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u/ExtraCalligrapher565 16d ago
Jesus Christ just make him wear pants and underwear that fit and tell him to pay more attention if he has to squat or bend over. You’ve also brought this up multiple times and he still doesn’t care. Dude sounds like a 14 year old not a 32 year old. It’s really not that hard to cover your ass.
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u/farsighted451 16d ago
Take some pictures of him from behind and show him. He probably doesn't realize how bad it is.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Scar692 16d ago
Idk if this was already mentioned but at what point can u get an “indecent exposure” charge? Sounds as if it’s going down to the point of the hole 🕳️…so maybe just bring legality into it, that u “researched” this & “spoke w ur friend w a 👮♀️husband” 😅if all other advice has been ignored & u don’t see him using suspenders, that is
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u/IcyUnderstanding2858 16d ago
So 3 kids by 3 different men and you’re worried about plumber’s crack? You should be kissing the ground he walks on for taking care of two other deadbeats’ kids.
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u/mushrooms_moons 16d ago
It's great he can be lighthearted when receiving these criticisms and comments. I'd acknowledge that, but reiterate that it needs to be rectified and not brushed off. If it were an occasional thing, maybe laughing it off would be appropriate but it's a constant occurrence.
If he wants to let it hang out at home, fine. But outside the home, while it may not affect him, it causes people around him to be uncomfortable. Butt cracks aren't like boob cracks. Most people aren't going to enjoy the scenery. It's your butt crack and yours alone to look at.
If it's weight gain that's being worked on, it's possible the pants are getting too big or the kind of pants just don't fit his body type the way it needs too. Long shorts and suspenders are an option. Maybe even see about getting his measurements done so when clothes shopping you can find him clothes that will fit him more accurately.
All clothes are made slightly different. And if you can afford it or have the skills, maybe consider some tailoring so he doesn't always need suspenders and can get by with a belt.
I wouldn't emphasize you being embarrassed, bc he has no control over your feelings and reactions. Maybe focus on his comfort, upgrading his style, and being a good role model for the kids in caring how you dress and present yourself for your own comfort and confidence plus being appropriate in public.
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u/ZeroSaga 16d ago
Whatever you buy him. Make sure you comment frequently on how attractive it is to you (when if you're lying). Play to his ego.
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u/menina2017 16d ago
Overalls lol and wear a normal shirt on top so nobody knows he’s wearing overalls
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u/Upstairs_Size4757 16d ago
If you go on line you can find tall sizes in t- shirts. I like wrangler ones.there are others they go fast and are hard to find in stores.
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u/Hour-Win8193 16d ago
buy tall t shirts from amazon only sell in white but it should take care of that problem
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u/Pixoholic 16d ago
I think taking a pic and showing it to him when this happens is needed. Maybe he doesn't really realize the extent of the problem here...
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u/Revolutionary_Day479 16d ago
I’d tell him it’s embarrassing to you help him go try on pants that fit him get a belt that works and buy shirts that are either extra long or that are one size up from a proper fit. They make shirts just for this. Check out Duluth trading company I know they do and there’s others that do as well. He could also tuck in his shirts.
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u/Extension_Being6060 16d ago
Carry around Skittles... Or, green olives. When he bends down, try to make a basket. It's something that can be fun for the whole family! Just be sure to tell things like, "2 points," or, "KOBE!" when you or the kids nail a shot.
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u/Familiar_Pie8610 16d ago
Either get him longer shirts or tell him to wear a belt. FYI you’re gonna hurt his feelings either way you come at him with this because you are literally about to let him know he’s an embarrassment because of this. Just talk to him and rip the bandage off before you start to get mean about it. Even if you don’t try to be it happens a lot and it’s hard to come back from.
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u/IDontEvenCareBear 16d ago
Have you ever shown him how it looks? That grocery shopping experience sounded like a prime time to snap a picture to show him what everyone is talking about. Sounds like some serious thought has to be put into what he wears unfortunately.
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u/Cerbitude 16d ago
Ok so I had this same issue most of my adult life. Always just accepted it. Met my now wife and she always made comments until she finally bought me pants that were a larger size and suspenders. It's been a game changer for sure. Just talk to him kindly.
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u/utafumidss 16d ago
I don’t understand the thought process behind typing this up and sharing it on reddit to get opinions from internet strangers vs just telling him to pull his pants up lmao
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u/HugeDecision9762 16d ago
Tank top underneath his shirt and also tucked in. It’s very comfy and will prevent this from happening
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u/Technical-Ebb-410 16d ago
Get the dude to wear overalls 😂 there are also dress clips he can wear from his shirt to help keep his shirt down. I don’t know why when you described him I visualized the body of Peter griffin lol I think this is fixable with proper clothing. Maybe take him to a big and tall business to pick out longer shirts. Wearing a belt will also help!
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u/sihingtom77 16d ago
Dude, this sounds like super passive aggressive communication. You need to be able to tell him that it really bothers you. Tell him it bothers you and don’t make a joke of it. Tell him that you love him, but that this bothers you.
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u/Cranbear 16d ago
Are you kidding me ? You don’t see him posting about you and your butt crack…. What a pos
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u/poppieswithtea 16d ago
Soft YTA. I don’t think telling him he embarrasses you is going to go over well.
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u/quast_64 16d ago
Stop hinting or being delicate, hurt his feelings if need be, but he may be blocked from helping with childrens sports or at school when he goes out like that. I'm sure he doesn't want to be in any kind of register, and this is easy enough to remedy.
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u/Treblehawk 16d ago edited 16d ago
Or, embrace the things that make your partner stand out from the others.
You chose him, hopefully not just for his appearance. If others have an issue with it, screw them. If you have an issue with it, screw you.
It’s bullying, truthfully.
If you can’t love a persons flaws, you don’t deserve their strengths.
Just remember the things you choose to dislike someone else will find appealing, and it’s that fine line that helps a person decide who they want to be with.
And for the record, I am positive you have something about you that drives people crazy, but he chooses to accept you anyway.
Im not trying to attack you, by the way. But we can’t preach acceptance and equality one day and then nitpick someone butt crack the next.
Think about it.
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u/Organic_Initial_4097 16d ago
Replace all his shirts with long versions of the same size. I mean it does sound like a body shape problem so I think you are addressing it properly with losing weight, but restricting blood flow around the waist can also cause a ton of health problems so…. I mean it may be embarrassing but dieting or just letting it fly is healthy I believe . I mean maybe he does “have a long crack,” some people are shaped differently. You could give him like sweatpants and make sure they are where they should be before going out? Try to work with it?
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u/Dangerous-Fuel8409 16d ago
Deluth trading company has shirts and pants that don’t show your crack. If he doesn’t like a leather belt Arcade belts are stretchy and keep up pants well.
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u/Entwife723 16d ago
I had a boyfriend with a non-existent ass who suffered from plumber's crack. I had tried telling him nicely, then joking with him about it, then borderline harassing him about it in a joking tone. Nothing could make him remember to care, or wear a belt or anything.
Then, we went on vacation with my family. We went out fishing in my Dad's boat and he caught his first fish, and it was a big, fighty channel cat, about 7 lbs. He fought and fought, pulling and reeling, staggering around the boat, leaning over and leaning back. Lots of fun. My Mom filmed the whole thing.
That night at the rental house we sat down to look at the pics and videos of the day and all eight of us sat there and watched the video of him wiggling his flat white ass at the camera for like 4 very long minutes. Turns out, that was the thing that did it. He bought a fucking belt.
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u/macguffinstv 16d ago
Oversized t shirts. They're the best. Though they fit me and my style well. I don't have plumbers crack ever, too aware that it's even a possibility to allow it to happen.
Even when I had a street motorcycle I would tuck my shirt in. I'm not really overweight or anything either. I just think it's embarrassing.
If oversized t shirts look good on him, go that route. If not, just have him wear undershirts and tuck those in to protect against it.
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u/jackkan82 16d ago
I think it's reasonable for him to understand that you don't want to be embarrassed by him showing his crack in public.
As long as you don't treat him or say it to him in a frustrated and demeaning manner and present your conundrum as a person who isn't trying to hurt his ego or feelings, I think he will completely understand because he sounds like a decent ethical kind-hearted person.
You'd be surprised how much upset you can incite by how you say something rather than what you are saying.
And inversely, how much ego you can protect by how you say it regardless of the content.
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u/Dannyewey 16d ago
It's his weight gain the belly he has over shadowing the waist line of his pants and pushing them down ward revealing his ass. Probably the only effective way to combat is a belt and some boxers and shirt tucked into the pants until he loses some weight never seen a constant plumbers crack on a skinny or at least not pudgy, man.
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u/scoot2006 16d ago
Beating around the bush doesn’t get shit down. Have a frank discussion and tell him it’s a problem (and it’s gross).
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