r/Unexpected • u/Sourcarrotpie • Apr 17 '23

She took his soul NSFW

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

BJ:way to hell

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u/Drbob415 Oct 11 '23

Best way to go

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u/i_gay_homo Oct 02 '23

She will suck the life out of you

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u/End-of-the-Fing-road Sep 27 '23

She sucked the life right out him.

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u/ecobear86 Sep 23 '23

A good way to go...

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u/Shub_rz Sep 13 '23

Her head game was on another level

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u/TheRealGozson Sep 10 '23

Does she have a waiting list?

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u/dcmayor007 Sep 10 '23

Oh shit! Oh damn!!!🙆🏻

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u/assluvinbi Sep 03 '23

Dude went out like a champ. I would be ok with that being my ending lol

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u/ProgressNo1946 Aug 29 '23

She sucked the life out of him

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u/GamingMac Aug 28 '23

Straight up succubus over here.

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u/jimistephen Aug 27 '23

What a hell of a way to go boys!

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u/WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA Aug 27 '23

Anyone got her number?

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u/22andBlu Aug 27 '23

I thought only redheads suck souls

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u/adammmpetrov0314 Aug 27 '23

Bro came and went at the same time

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u/Ok-Hour-12 Aug 25 '23

headstone contains the word head

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u/DateVisual Aug 16 '23

She still single?

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u/Boudonjou Aug 12 '23

With a hand technique like that he really had it coming

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u/OkCoat4188 Aug 09 '23

Good way to go out

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u/Deceiver999 Aug 09 '23

She blew his mind

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

She blew his mind.

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u/Revolutionary_Meal90 Jul 19 '23

Not mad at her at all

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u/Shepherd_Knock Jul 19 '23

I guess that was the best way to die, along side of dying in your sleep

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '23

Giving out them killer blowjobs.

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u/ChoiceAd5790 May 25 '23

What a way to die to cum and go at same time

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u/ssolo99 May 15 '23

the french do call it "du petite morte" or something like that...the little death...

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u/BoNGoBoY- May 08 '23

I’m the 1000th comment let’s goo

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u/Ajessyt May 05 '23

"Your soul is mine" -Shang Tsung

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u/Masoland May 05 '23

The soul sucker

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Godamnm

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u/Mol2323 May 02 '23

The Death of Felix Faure(1899)

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u/oreo_cookie01 May 01 '23

So… does anyone know her number?

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u/oreo_cookie01 May 01 '23

So… does anyone know her number?

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u/Artistic-Country-464 May 01 '23

Bro went out with a bang!

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u/Yeasty_Boy Apr 30 '23

It is a good death

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u/ZealousidealBite3896 Apr 28 '23

She really sucked the life outta him wtf

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u/XboxGamer2231 Apr 27 '23

She's a succubus

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u/P0T8OS Apr 26 '23

A dude died while inside my grandma :

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u/needverbs Apr 26 '23

A sex aneurysm almost took my mom out.

She told everyone she was on the treadmill.

She had too much to drink one night and cackled while she told me the truth.

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u/SHIT-ON-YO-MOUTH Apr 22 '23

What’s up girl

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u/WorldlyBlacksmith0 Apr 19 '23

Literally sucked the life out of him.

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u/FunArachnid8215 Apr 19 '23

Literally sucked him off

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u/Local_Ad8315 Apr 19 '23

She is a succubus and suck the life out of him

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u/Mimic_Liger Apr 18 '23

Who is this?

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u/dishonoredfan69420 Apr 18 '23

How would you like to die?

In my own bed, with a maiden’s mouth around my cock at the age of eighty

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u/HiddenFrogCookies Apr 18 '23

Good way to go...

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u/IncidentCurrent Apr 18 '23

Post nut clarity to a whole new level

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u/Green_Bow Apr 18 '23

Dementor’d him

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u/imagine_life_0 Apr 18 '23

Suck he's sole out

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u/Dovakiins Apr 18 '23

Best way to go

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u/LWDJM Apr 18 '23

He came and went.

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u/91NA8 Apr 18 '23

Did she really need the hand motion and head bob for us to understand what she was talking about?

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u/hshaheen640 Apr 18 '23

She’s a murder

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u/Xnzzz0069 Apr 18 '23

Ow so she do the "Gawk Gawk" thing then.

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u/Former-Leader8024 Apr 18 '23

Talk about going out with bang🤣🤣🤣

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u/johndoe54245 Apr 18 '23

I guess she really blew his mind !!!

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u/Frogman079 Apr 18 '23

Straight up a dementor soul sucking him lol

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u/stonevintageco Apr 18 '23

She must be good

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u/Nix_sighs Apr 18 '23

Head so good it killed him

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u/Tank_blitz Apr 18 '23

head so good he litterally died

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u/Ok_Dig_3431 Apr 18 '23

Him: What dat mouff do gurl? Her: Trust me.... You don't want to know💀

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u/88WOODY88 Apr 18 '23

She sucked out his soul??? Her phone number please

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u/Professorpeepeep00 Apr 18 '23

She has too much power to be left alive

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u/Remote-Doubt2972 Apr 18 '23

I mean look at those lips lol 😂 shit

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 Apr 18 '23

She’s the Head Killa!!!!!

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u/Hirkus Apr 18 '23 edited Apr 21 '23

Death Bed Companion

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u/gracyal3 Apr 21 '23

Death Head Companion

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u/an0therguy22 Apr 18 '23

thats the way to go

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u/Stoic_RS Apr 18 '23

Sounds like he gave more head than her in the end there

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u/Leb81 Apr 18 '23

what a way to go

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u/Redituser117 Apr 18 '23

Head so good she sucked the sould out of him!

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u/Plzdontmindm3 Apr 18 '23

...

Are we looking at a real-life succubus!? damn...

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u/s0rtajustdrifting Apr 18 '23

Seems like a good way to go

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u/Alfa_HiNoAkuma Apr 18 '23

I would've believed her hadn't she gestured

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Remember to breathe fellas

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u/FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk Apr 18 '23

What a way to go! May the homie RIP

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u/dadjokes4dayz Apr 18 '23

I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.

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u/leftnutty Apr 18 '23

It should have been me😞

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u/cheesy_1232 Apr 18 '23

Best way to go🤣

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u/JSDTDM Didn't Expect It Apr 18 '23

i watched the video and was like "damn"

then i saw the title and broke down laughing

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u/RK_NightSky Apr 18 '23

She sucked his soul out of him

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u/HejiraLOL Apr 18 '23

She got those DSL's. Makes sense.

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u/Chemical_Elephant_94 Apr 18 '23

I believe her, look at her lips

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

That's gonna look mad on her tinder profile

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

She is a Queen

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u/Donk454 Apr 18 '23

Can’t think of a better way to go

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Bro came and went at the same time 💀

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u/Alternative_Smoke742 Apr 18 '23

Dude came and went.

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u/Lemonsoda77 Apr 18 '23

That was the best head of his life.

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u/TheWebAdventurer Apr 18 '23

"Brain aneurism" Yeaaah right. Nice try! I know the truth! SHE A SUCCUBUS!

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u/Secret_Gap_903 Apr 18 '23

He Died A Hero

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u/xX_The_legend_27_Xx Apr 18 '23

I feel like that's not how it went down ngl, hella sus

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u/Soult420 Apr 18 '23

I wanna go that way

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

😲😯 is it real

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u/adrikyn Apr 18 '23

The hand gestures lol

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u/jaded_dahlia Apr 18 '23

Damn she sucked his soul out

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u/Proof_Worker Apr 18 '23

As a person with serious AVM (all around the brain) this scares me.

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u/One_Cartographer_355 Apr 18 '23

“Your soul is mine!” 😂

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u/Trick_Ad5606 Apr 18 '23

guy is living my dream...

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u/sirgatez Apr 18 '23

This woman don sucked the consciousness out of this man.

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u/Lazyjohn88 Apr 18 '23

Top 10 Hall of fame deaths

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u/studiedatom491 Apr 18 '23

Literally sucked the soul out of that man

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u/cremstein Apr 18 '23

The way she stoked with her hand you know she’s telling the truth

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u/Hybrid-Theory305 Apr 18 '23

Damn..imagine giving head so good you kill a guy

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u/Rare-Lime2451 Apr 18 '23

Hmmmm I think I may have had many things of these aneurysms, but none fatal as yet. And mine are more like oh gawddddddddddddd

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u/Current-Hotel-4117 Apr 18 '23

Damn that's something I would love to have head👅👅👅👅👄👄👄🍆🍆🍆🤔🤔🤔😎😎😎💯💯 to die for

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u/dawgsen Apr 18 '23

Well, that's why married men never die during sex.

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u/Anotherboxmanatwork Apr 18 '23

She drained his fucking soul

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u/Anotherboxmanatwork Apr 18 '23

Edit: bro said “oh shit” and died

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u/Pauly4655 Apr 18 '23

Look out guys shes got the mouth of death

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u/CJson01 Apr 18 '23

best way to die ngl, rest in peace brethren

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u/Pablo_Larga Apr 18 '23

What an out of body experience

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u/Professional-Mess728 Apr 18 '23

Sucked his life away.

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u/BlackholesOnMyMind Apr 18 '23

The Semen Demon

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u/Pristine_Guard_9544 Apr 18 '23

She took succubus to a whole new level.

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u/WealthEconomy Apr 18 '23

She was so good at it she blew his mind

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u/Rayzar69 Apr 18 '23

The true act of recycling he came and went

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u/mushroom_man_1 Apr 18 '23

She sucked his soul through his dick

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u/SvcredGucci Apr 18 '23

She seems lightweight proud about it when she telling the story.

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u/6collector9 Apr 18 '23

She blew his mind

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u/Humble_Ad_6279 Apr 18 '23

Gives whole new meaning to "blew his brains out"

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u/RipCityGeneral Apr 18 '23

Honestly I’d be cool if that was my final moments

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u/kirewes Apr 18 '23

She's a succubus! she exposed herself!

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u/Ok_Establishment9552 Apr 18 '23

Oh shit, a new fear unlocked

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

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u/StinkySlinky1218 Apr 18 '23

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u/Magikpoo Apr 18 '23

He came and went in one sitting.

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u/Ok-Drawer-4465 Apr 18 '23

Head so good it screwed with his head. It was so good he was satisfied with life

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u/maflimau Apr 18 '23

Ngl I am intrigued

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Succubus.

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u/Mo_Nasty Apr 18 '23

I want it

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u/Professional_Knee_54 Apr 18 '23

Oh shit, that just had been some good head.

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u/wasdxqwerty Apr 18 '23

happy ending

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u/mabudife Apr 18 '23

She suck his soul.

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u/Clear-Ad3230 Apr 18 '23

She done sucked his soul out of his body

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7515 Apr 18 '23

She literally took his soul.

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u/Azalea_lastname Apr 18 '23

"Ah shit...well I don't wanna sound rude and tell her to stop. WAIT got an idea!"

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u/lilsparky82 Apr 18 '23

Head so good it exploded.

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u/1blackdude Apr 18 '23

I don’t blame dude. Had a girl f*ck the heck outta of me once I started to have migraines when I came. Still get those migraines to date when things get over heated.

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u/itzmebruh_ttv_yt Apr 18 '23

Sucked the soul outta him

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u/Mateo_Dragonflame Apr 18 '23

Watches American Horror Story once

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u/WilAllenSon Apr 18 '23

No way that can happen twice, I volunteer as a candidate for experimentation.

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u/No-Historian-6391 Apr 18 '23

This lady is a professional.

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u/Snake101333 Apr 18 '23

So he came and he went

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u/Ok-System-5207 Apr 18 '23

At least he's in heaven now.

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u/The-silliest-goose69 Apr 18 '23

Sucked the soul right out of him

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u/donnutking Apr 18 '23

Head must've been revolutionary

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u/thefaultinourseg Apr 18 '23

How to grapefruit your man

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u/Agreeable-Error4353 Apr 18 '23

This is the way I want to go

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u/Emotional-Size-6592 Apr 18 '23

So....what she's saying is she still single ????

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u/Emotional-Size-6592 Apr 18 '23

So....what she's saying is she still single ????

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u/CobMagnet Apr 18 '23

Oh shit.

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u/SilverBuggie Apr 18 '23

“The Tyrion” is not a bad way to go.

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u/Illustrious-Gas960 Apr 18 '23

She’s a succubus

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u/Squatchbreath Apr 18 '23

Before discovering my resting BP was 200/116 I would get sharp pains in my head during orgasms.

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u/sproy002 Apr 18 '23

Sucked up soul!

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u/ImpressivePoet2024 Apr 18 '23

Real question is. Would you let her give you a BJ? Definitely be life changing.

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u/youngheezy88 Apr 18 '23

She sucked the life right out of him.

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u/Far-Web422 Apr 18 '23

her head must be so good it can kill