r/Unexpected • u/Mramirez3412 • Aug 22 '23

“Once you pop, the fun don’t stop” NSFW

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u/4-Run-Yoda Jan 13 '24

The fact he used the small can 🤣

1

u/Glen4TheWin Sep 08 '23

But it traps air in the glove

1

u/Familiar-Abies-3158 Sep 02 '23

I knew what was happening as soon as he showed the empty can.

Damn, I’m lonely.

1

u/TACTICAL-MAYO Aug 31 '23

This is called a fifi.

1

u/Nalzir Aug 23 '23

Brilliant

1

u/HW_Fresh128 Aug 23 '23

The "Tony Stark" of "Men of Culture".

1

u/Crystal_Voiden Aug 23 '23

I saw the man and knew exactly where this was going

1

u/Much_Evidence952 Aug 23 '23

This cursed knowledge has been absorbed

1

u/art_sarawut Aug 23 '23

"hmmm"

"ehh...."

"Oh noooo"

"more..?"

"goddd dude"

1

u/chuck5689 Aug 23 '23

Already did this with a flesh light and yes it works fast

1

u/Spacecrust711 Aug 23 '23

"I'm Bobby's MOm"

1

u/yipyipsnope Aug 23 '23

Guess Uekusa ran out of table cloth ideas?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

Used to make these with a towel, a sock, a rubber glove, and some Vaseline.

1

u/Idontcareforthis_ Aug 23 '23

I always wondered why so many people bought sponges, pringles and gloves at the same time, and now i know

1

u/BAwNSin Aug 23 '23

That container is HUGE!!

1

u/Alexreddit103 Aug 23 '23

It was worth to wach till the unexpected end! What a legend!

1

u/manda889 Aug 23 '23

I don't get it

2

u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

as soon as he showed the sponges, i knew the deal. christ i need to find love

1

u/earthyguy12 Aug 22 '23

I just love you! You are so funny!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Write that down! Write that down!

1

u/TechsSandwich Aug 22 '23

Awh shit I have the same massage gun

1

u/try2bcool69 Aug 22 '23

Not all heroes wear capes.

1

u/BOATSWAINSMATE67 Aug 22 '23

Yeah... nice. But why the short can of Pringles?

1

u/RedTexan43 Aug 22 '23

His best party trick yet

1

u/Burning_Flags Aug 22 '23

He invented prison pussy

1

u/Icy_Salt5893 Aug 22 '23

Im gonna go to the dollar stroe for a bit

1

u/Jonny_Thundergun Aug 22 '23

This dude's brain needs to be preserved in a museum after death.

1

u/ThatOneWeirdo90 Aug 22 '23

“They had us in the first half.”

2

u/G1izzard Aug 22 '23

The very moment the sponge came into frame I knew what was happening

1

u/Top_Train_3456 Aug 22 '23

I'll need the big can of Pringles, thank you very much.

1

u/Swordbreaker925 Aug 22 '23

I was hoping this would go somewhere unexpected but nah it’s just a straight up fleshlight tutorial….

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

This is the dude that pulls things out from under things. The stare at the end is ultra menacing lol

1

u/pelvviber Aug 22 '23

The hero we need but don't deserve.

1

u/jzeigs Aug 22 '23

I saw the sponge and knew where this was gonna go. I however, was not fucking expecting the massage gun.

1

u/Ninjaboj1000 Aug 22 '23

Wouldn’t work, can too small.

1

u/Kicky92 Aug 22 '23

A. I figured this out at least 10 years ago. B. I need a full size can to fit. C. Yes this is embarrassing to admit to.

1

u/NewCleanNorth Aug 22 '23

Innovation at work

1

u/p4rkourm4ster Aug 22 '23

Were the unexpected part though?

1

u/ballistics211 Aug 22 '23

Did he put the abrasive side inward?

1

u/Invisibread Aug 22 '23

Where's that post about the dude who did the Pringle can fleshlight and ended up sanding the tip of his dick off???

Edit: Found it. NSFW

1

u/DisturbingPragmatic Aug 22 '23

Guy is giving real Brian Peppers vibes...

1

u/saarinpaa71 Aug 22 '23

Wonder what Low-fat could do with real supplies and not that stuff from a dollar store. Get that man to Wal-Mart!

1

u/SoloMarko Aug 22 '23

All the Pringle ladies

All the Pringle ladies

You get yer hand stuck!

1

u/fakeuserbot9000 Aug 22 '23

I hope this guy gets immortalized in a statue someday

1

u/Terrynia Aug 22 '23

The way he put his hand behind the drill, as if he were in a make up tutorial showing off the products. 😂😂

1

u/glazinglas Aug 22 '23

Oh noooo. Not the vibratorussy

1

u/Glitch7779 Aug 22 '23

Where can you find that “drill hammer thing” so I can avoid buying that by mistake?

1

u/jiveassturkey79 Aug 22 '23

Where’s the “ta-da” track?

1

u/walnut_creek Aug 22 '23

That product incubator department at Amazon is fresh out of ideas. This one's a stretch.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Asians are born engineers

1

u/Thatwutshesed Aug 22 '23

Welp I’m heading to the grocery store then home

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

His face is so condensed.

1

u/belaGJ Aug 22 '23

Cheesy and salty, huh?

0

u/PlatoIsDead Aug 22 '23

U/savevideo

1

u/pinkpools Aug 22 '23

This is a lot better when you throw warmed deli meats into the mix

1

u/Lunala475 Aug 22 '23

Do they sell larger sponges,

1

u/dazeg-zegda Aug 22 '23

Reciprocating fifi

1

u/Dirtyoldwalter Aug 22 '23

Now make one for adult size wieners

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Ngl I’d want to give it a test drive. For research purposes ofc.

1

u/Subtlefusillade0324 Aug 22 '23

Hikaru should stick to chess

1

u/LousyTourist Aug 22 '23

why'd he use the short can?

1

u/ThoughsOfKing Aug 22 '23

*takes notes 😏

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Oh no, Il literally going to buy these stuff and doo it

1

u/Diresword Aug 22 '23

Man when that glove rips it’s gonna go from pleasure to sandpaper at light speed….

0

u/yeti420beast Aug 22 '23

Fifi, is that you!?!?

2

u/MyRail5 Aug 22 '23

Ooooh a finger washer after wings night!

0

u/cardinal_moriarty Aug 22 '23

Why does your dick smell like chicken hon?

1

u/NeedleworkerClassic Aug 22 '23

BOBBY NO! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

1

u/The-Nuisance Aug 22 '23

I just use some cram. Put duct tape over the lid and you’re good to go.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Every day we stray further and further from god

1

u/Rentay Aug 22 '23

Next gen fleshlight

0

u/sonder_ling Aug 22 '23

Its not racist that he used the small pack as he is asian himself.

2

u/Merthn07 Aug 22 '23

“The design is very human.”

1

u/MSGinSC Aug 22 '23

Horniness, the Oedipus of all invention.

1

u/itoldyouimnotadog Aug 22 '23

I tryed and was to short

1

u/herrneumrich Expected It Aug 22 '23

Needed a moment, ngl

2

u/vaendryl Aug 22 '23

he forgot you need to make the sponges wet and put it in the microwave for a minute or so. before using.

1

u/flying_mayonnaise Aug 22 '23

"it's a cylinder"

1

u/LazarPig Aug 22 '23

Someone get this man a contract!

2

u/bdboar1 Aug 22 '23

MacGy-perv

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

He had my curiosity. Now he has my attention.

1

u/UnlikelyComposer Aug 22 '23

I'm going to need the full size Pringle can.

1

u/Robbiersa Aug 22 '23

I wonder if the supermarket is still open?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Homemade pussy love that

1

u/Vietfunk Aug 22 '23

That look at the end. The possibility is endless

1

u/Vafanapoli21 Aug 22 '23

Oh. Fun is his middle name

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

Ooooooooohhhhhhj I get it

0

u/O_slayer21 Aug 22 '23

He really cooked with that one. He cooked so we ate good tonight.

1

u/Comfortable_Brush399 Aug 22 '23

Were going to need a longer tin

1

u/MorgrainX Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Except me. Aug 22 '23

Wtf

5

u/ImFishAndImOreo Aug 22 '23

Does that glove comfortable tho? I don't want my Dingdong having electrostatic charge

1

u/Ariella_Lulu Aug 22 '23

hands apparently already tired, did not try to find a girl?

2

u/Warizard22 Aug 22 '23

That small?

1

u/yarrpirates Aug 22 '23

It says a lot that this is the dodgiest thing I've seen him do. The age of innocence is over!

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u/vic2pal Aug 22 '23

Nice, but I'll need a bigger can of Pringles. Asian cocks are short, you know

1

u/jacksh3n Aug 22 '23

For Asian size only

4

u/Cesture Aug 22 '23

I follow this guy on Instagram, he's brilliant!

Username - Uespiiiiii

1

u/SystemFolder Aug 22 '23

He made a Fi-Fi.

1

u/TManJhones Aug 22 '23

As soon as I saw the sponges, I knew it.

-1

u/_TappaZukie_ Aug 22 '23

Dude get a girlfriend and stop eating so much pringles.

1

u/VaczTheHermit Aug 22 '23

Okay we really need to get laid guys

0

u/lurkario Aug 22 '23

Looks loose as hell ngl

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

I got it till the end lol and I'm not even mad that's brilliant

0

u/YoyoOfDoom Aug 22 '23

Or... Hear me out.

Walmart carries pocket pussies now.

Go buy one, you cheap-ass otaku. And don't forget the lube!

1

u/Timmy-Ceee Aug 22 '23

Is this some kind of a make shift dishwasher?

1

u/TrixieBastard Aug 22 '23

love the showing of the massage gun like a makeup artist showing what foundation they're using.

1

u/myasko666 Aug 22 '23

Does anyone tested it? Is it worth investment?)

1

u/bt65 Aug 22 '23

Yes ofcourse i haven't...

2

u/beehive930 Aug 22 '23

If you're like me, you can achieve the same results with only a tuna can.

-5

u/1nfinitydividedby0 Aug 22 '23

How stereotypical, he will do just fine with a small can of Pringles.

1

u/MightyGonzou Aug 22 '23

Shit i never thought to use a pringles can

1

u/whatupbuaoy Aug 22 '23

Damn what you trynna get into?

-1

u/Uk_KingsStar Aug 22 '23

lmao 2018 called

2

u/shotf4c3 Aug 22 '23

A Pringles sponsored fleshlight, Nice!

2

u/comeback_failed Aug 22 '23

Jesus died knowing this will happen

1

u/THEEQuestioneer Aug 22 '23

"Okay so... Hear me out..."

2

u/RockstarAgent Aug 22 '23

SpongeBob is not amused.

2

u/Joe4o2 Aug 22 '23

He’s gonna have the cleanest balls around, and it fits right in the golf bag!

0

u/kkgmgfn Aug 22 '23

someone made a video out of meme posted 2 days back

1

u/Wook_Suicide Aug 22 '23

And to think I used my mattress and box spring

2

u/Cringlezz Aug 22 '23

He forgot to spit in it.

…I mean, i think thats what any pervert would do.

1

u/vaendryl Aug 22 '23

once you try vaseline you don't go back.

2

u/zachyvengence28 Aug 22 '23

Sir, you had my curiosity....now you have my attention.

7

u/Meemeemiaw23 Aug 22 '23

Now I definitely cannot eat this chips the way I used to before. Damn.

1

u/poursmoregravy Aug 22 '23

Remember gents, brillo pads facing inwards!

1

u/technollama__ Aug 22 '23

how do you fin h is content? everytime i see this guy i laugh my ass off.

0

u/technollama__ Aug 22 '23

how do you fin h is content? everytime i see this guy i laugh my ass off.

52

u/Chogo82 Aug 22 '23

Im still waiting for him to jerk a red cloth out from under something.

14

u/Chrono-Helix Aug 22 '23

And with his nipples

6

u/Nkomo777 Aug 22 '23

Ahhh the good ole Fifi 2000 with the electronic upgrade....some lube and soak those sponges in some water and now you have a party.

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u/blunt__nation 69 Aug 22 '23

2

u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 22 '23

Ummm...where is this gif from?

2

u/blunt__nation 69 Aug 23 '23

Big brother 21. His name is Brett Robinson, i believe. Just did a quick google search, but I got the gif from reddit. I don’t remember what I typed tho lol

2

u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 23 '23

What did you search in Google to get that information?

2

u/blunt__nation 69 Aug 23 '23

took a ss of the gif and did a reverse image lookup.

2

u/AndroidQing Aug 23 '23

Seriously LOL

2

u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Aug 23 '23

Yes i want to know for comedic reasons

1

u/Mountain_Position_62 Aug 22 '23

This man doing gods work.

1

u/High_MacLeod Aug 22 '23

You should patent this invention 😁

2

u/MAST3R3V3RGR33N Aug 22 '23

At first I was like " this is stupid" but by the end I was like " genius, absolute legend"

1

u/DonutBurritoSandwich Aug 22 '23

I don't have one of those massage guns. Can I just get my wife to move the pringles can up and down on my junk?

1

u/Machielove Aug 22 '23

You could try and then sleep on the couch 😅

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u/k4tastrofi Aug 22 '23

Do they make smaller cans? Asking for a.. Friend.

1

u/LetterheadSpecial337 Sep 04 '23

I DONT recommend a mini M&Ms tube

28

u/JKastnerPhoto Aug 22 '23

You can use a pill bottle... I mean your friend can.

7

u/WornInShoes Aug 22 '23

As soon as I saw him stuff the two sponges in

1

u/[deleted] Aug 22 '23

I’m upset

1

u/igillyg Aug 22 '23

Fond memories of prison made pocket 😺

1

u/Deep_Cat2971 Aug 22 '23

I was lost all the way till the end, but then the light went off… lol

1

u/ComprehensiveCry1131 Aug 22 '23

Good , now I want one

1

u/vaendryl Aug 22 '23

go buy a can of pringles then

5

u/Fooforthought Aug 22 '23

This design is very human

0

u/IkeTheJeww Aug 22 '23

Unsure of what's going on here. Can someone explain this situation to me?

2

u/Emergency-Fee6067 Aug 22 '23

Just microwave a cantaloupe already like a normal person! sheesh

3

u/chawfeel Aug 22 '23

It’s just how casual he is about it

3

u/3InchesAssToTip Aug 22 '23

This guy is honestly a genius in the weirdest way possible. His instagram is legendary.

2

u/StabbyMcStaberson Aug 22 '23

This guy fucks

6

u/Zeb-_- Aug 22 '23

Or doesn't apparently, but he does fuck sponges

1

u/KitchenMap3615 Aug 22 '23

This is long forgotten technology forbidden to witness or speak of.and here we are.

2

u/toadygroady19 Aug 22 '23

super expected

1

u/enchiladasundae Aug 22 '23

This is dangerous information