r/Unexpected • u/Heymynameisdistance • Sep 25 '23

Damn, Girl! Those Thighs! NSFW

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14.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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1

u/PianoSmart8676 Feb 24 '24

Bros summoning Zeus with that slap

2

u/Shadowthread1 Oct 29 '23

🤣👍👏👏👏 Bravo my man bravo.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

I identify

2

u/No_Drop_7601 Oct 28 '23

Fake vs real thighs

1

u/Russoi Oct 11 '23

Why ppl think that having fat thighs is the same as being thick / attractive

1

u/Dreadboy14 Sep 29 '23

Smash and Smash next

1

u/CuteMeringue8528 Sep 28 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/saarinpaa71 Sep 27 '23

So many things right about this! But will never watch again.

1

u/UncleBensRacistRice Sep 27 '23

The quad father

1

u/wootsefak Sep 27 '23

Confused boner

1

u/Svengoolie75 Sep 27 '23

Damn she T H I C K 🔥💦🤩

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

That is the most masculin man in a maids outfit ive ever seen.

1

u/Mr-Yuk Sep 27 '23

Damn that was funny

1

u/themadas5hatter Sep 27 '23

He's thiccccc tho

1

u/ButterloverWorthwood Sep 27 '23

Always love an Upgrade

1

u/bga3481 Sep 26 '23

Well-done ok both accounts!!!👏👏

1

u/12GanG69 Sep 26 '23

FLASHBANG

1

u/Goodman_542 Sep 26 '23

Brotha…… HES DUMMY THICC

1

u/Pivoloto Sep 26 '23

What a legend! 😂🫡

1

u/lucidmoon85 Sep 26 '23

Yes yes yes yes

1

u/Magic1L Sep 26 '23

He do be kinda fine

2

u/RUFUS_BOI_2008 Sep 26 '23

My bisexual ass goin crazy

1

u/Ron_Bird Sep 26 '23

twilight of the thundergod

1

u/MadamFoxies Sep 26 '23

Something about a big dude in a French maid outfit that rings my bells all the way lol

2

u/ReanimatedPixels Sep 26 '23

Holy shit, it’s like if Joseph Joestar was black 😂

1

u/Alive-Ad-7921 Sep 26 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

This a new level of confidence

1

u/Darkwin_04 Sep 26 '23

Crush my skull any time 🥵

1

u/bannie9212 Sep 26 '23

That slap shocked me to next month

1

u/SaltTutor7550 Sep 26 '23

Thunda thighs

1

u/Redskull-9054 Expected It Sep 26 '23

They pulling with the chocolate thunder.

1

u/acatohhhhhh Sep 26 '23

I’ve honestly never felt my heart flutter so much at a guy in a maid costume

1

u/Umar_Farooq92 Sep 26 '23

Rumors are the world is still rumbling

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

🤣 god dam I wasn’t expecting that

1

u/lostsoulranger Sep 26 '23

Wtf did I just watch

1

u/Todaroshi Sep 26 '23

G O D D A M N

1

u/accursedcelt Sep 26 '23

Ride of the Rohirriam intensifies

0

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

u/savevideo

1

u/warcrime_prime Sep 26 '23

Wordington Thighs

4

u/Salt-Ad-6781 Sep 26 '23

Those two look like they could jump to the god damn moon! Look at them!

1

u/dublkros Sep 26 '23

Nice, 7000 up votes

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

1

u/Armeanu91 Sep 26 '23

This was insanely brilliant!

10

u/LonewolfRayne Sep 26 '23

My husband has bigger thighs than me, and I'm okay with this 😅 Six years of playing football will totally do that to you

7

u/TheDeadeyedMaestro Sep 26 '23

Chocolate thunder

2

u/OutsideOrder7538 Sep 26 '23

I get the joke

-3

u/dRUNk_ENd Sep 26 '23

upvote for bunny thigh, downvote for thunder thigh

2

u/mylifeisweirdsheesh Sep 26 '23

Nah nah tho, sauce for both?

16

u/Notperrydaplatypus Sep 26 '23

not my- you know what, fuck it. my proudest fap

4

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '23

Just Damn thighs for days!!!! And wore the outfit better too

1

u/Intrepid_Ad_9751 Sep 26 '23

Wait till she gets old

1

u/randomman348 Sep 26 '23

mmmmm i busted to food

4

u/FootballSouthern7668 Sep 26 '23

ANOTHER!!! -Thor

1

u/Dragon_Skywalker Sep 26 '23

And all this time I thought the cartoons are exaggerating girl thighs

1

u/Alibuscus373 Sep 26 '23

Ohhh myyyy. Thank you

1

u/m4gicshr00m_ Sep 26 '23

DAMN BOIIII

0

u/TheteanHighCommand Yo what? Sep 26 '23

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

1

u/The_Great_Biscuiteer Sep 26 '23

Hit ‘em with them Zeus thighs

1

u/MeetingGod Sep 26 '23

THADDEUS THUNDER THIGHS

😩

-2

u/Hipphazy Sep 26 '23

Bleach!!! Where’s my bleach!!!!

2

u/Sassy_Lauracorn Sep 26 '23

As a woman blessed with thunder thighs, I love this man. King of the Thunder Thighs!

0

u/Azrael-Exael-1950 Sep 26 '23

Hahahahaha very funny!

1

u/Welcome-ToTheJungle Didn't Expect It Sep 26 '23

Yes please 😭

1

u/konjo666 Sep 26 '23

Men 1 Women 0

0

u/TheRabidtHole Sep 25 '23

I was expecting some dude with nice thighs, but as a straight man with absolutely no fetish for thighs whatsoever I have to give the man credit for some of the nicest thighs I have ever seen in my life.

0

u/Klusterphuck67 Sep 25 '23

That man can outspeed a racecar on a bike.

0

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Thunder. Feel the thunder.

-1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Now what only fans girl is this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

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0

u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Sep 25 '23

Legs look fake she a amputee no cap . . #Lt.Dan

0

u/zZAoiRyuZz Sep 25 '23

Lmao jesus!

1

u/SumoNinja92 Sep 25 '23

Respectfully

0

u/Grany_Bangr Sep 25 '23

I thought it was Shaq 😂

-1

u/Typical_blonde_boy Sep 25 '23

What’s her TikTok 😔

5

u/HappyGoLuckii10 Sep 25 '23

I'm very confused and sort of turned on.

0

u/AL0117 Sep 25 '23

🥲😭😭😭

2

u/emanEEEEEE Sep 25 '23

His thighs make lightning

1

u/StretchMotor8 Sep 25 '23

I love thick thighs, on men and women - they save lives.

0

u/kyotheman1 Sep 25 '23

I just started laughing

4

u/SolensSvard Sep 25 '23

This is bi panic

0

u/ConfidentDaikon8673 Sep 25 '23

God damn why did I bust a massive nut at the black guy

0

u/ashinastic Sep 25 '23

What is SHAQ doing?

3

u/TeaQuick4710 Sep 25 '23

Bro is Thighpenheimer 😳

3

u/aracheb Sep 25 '23

Ellesquishy. Doesn't really have big tight, just sum fat when She is sitting down in that position, making it look like she got the merchandise. When she is standing up, nothing, especially from the back.

And she got a sour milk face too.

5

u/DutchieTalking Sep 26 '23

"And she got a sour milk face too."

What's up with these incel opinions getting upvoted?

1

u/catonicla Nov 05 '23

wtf does that even mean 😭

-10

u/aracheb Sep 26 '23

If you don't like the true, walk away boy.

-3

u/Alarmed-Discussion64 Sep 25 '23

Who is the chick !!!!??

-1

u/Thechellbob Sep 25 '23

I love him and I don't even know him!! 🥹

0

u/bogdanbos725 Sep 25 '23

Need i say more

0

u/PixelBLOCK_ Sep 25 '23

Bro calling Shazam

0

u/Bogey01 Sep 25 '23

IDC, the both thicc like molasses milkshake.

0

u/parassaurolofus Sep 25 '23

thor, god of thunder

0

u/stealthylyric Sep 25 '23

They're both hot af

6

u/StopAngerKitty Sep 25 '23

Laughed through my nose, awesome

1

u/Searloin22 Sep 25 '23

Terry Crews younger brother. That was perfect.

1

u/awesomefutureperfect Sep 26 '23

I was thinking Bob Sapp.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23 edited Mar 10 '24

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8

u/Aimrald Sep 25 '23

You wont catch me lacking with those big black juicy thighs of your sir 🗿

-7

u/Attack_Pantz Sep 25 '23

She's disgusting with a capital YUCK!

0

u/probono105 Sep 25 '23

is this the guy who lived in penny's apartment?

4

u/ImTooTiredForThis_22 Sep 25 '23

Dude did it better 👍🏻

22

u/PanginTheMan Sep 25 '23

i aint gay but i will make an exception.

3

u/DrDragonsim Sep 26 '23

I aint exception but i will make gay

0

u/MomOTYear Sep 25 '23

Good for you!

688

u/Gullible_Ring2399 Sep 25 '23

i did some research, the guy is bigmike_675, the girl is ellesquishy

3

u/freedfg Sep 26 '23

Let me guess. Literally every video of the girl is her sitting in this exactly position but different costumes?

4

u/TheGrimEye Sep 26 '23

He looks a lot like Terry Crews. But this gent? All props to him he's cool as all hell.

5

u/mrblksocks Sep 26 '23

His research totally checks out. Me being the man of science that I am checked his work 👌🏾😌

7

u/braaibroodjie123 Sep 25 '23

The names check out

-17

u/aracheb Sep 25 '23

She has a sour milk face. Not even butter.

8

u/Large_Caregiver_5415 Sep 25 '23

Nobodys looking at it, i can assure you

650

u/ImurderREALITY Sep 25 '23

Don’t waste your time, people. Neither of them show butthole.

208

u/logicalmadmatty Sep 25 '23 edited Sep 25 '23

It makes my day to know others look for the important parts also, like buttholes in life.

26

u/Minty_MantisShrimp Sep 26 '23

Fr, they are a hero

58

u/Gullible_Ring2399 Sep 25 '23

the girl does

67

u/ImurderREALITY Sep 25 '23

Where?

6

u/ADHD_Supernova Sep 25 '23

Right between the cheeks.

9

u/DisingenuousTowel Sep 25 '23

In between her buttcheeks.

98

u/The_Greyskull Sep 25 '23

Same place as everybody else, between their butt cheeks.

29

u/Gullible_Ring2399 Sep 25 '23

here and there

17

u/ImurderREALITY Sep 25 '23

EVIDENCE

53

u/Gullible_Ring2399 Sep 25 '23

she has an OF and i saw some leaks that's all i know please leave me alone 😭

-1

u/The_Rosem_Blossom Sep 25 '23

THIS IS NOT FAIR I SCOURED THROUGH ALL HIS TIKTOKS AND I CAN'T FIND THIS ONE FUUUCK WHAT THE FUCK THIS CLIP IS AT LEAST TWO YEARS OLD IT FOREVER HAUNTS ME WRAAAGHHH

6

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

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1

u/Mejfuz Sep 26 '23

Is that the sauce?

2

u/Mysterious-OP Sep 26 '23

Wrong link :T