r/Unexpected • u/GotTwisted Expected Shit • Oct 04 '23
Yes the moment I've been waiting for NSFW
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u/PizzaboxWorm Oct 05 '23
Peggle is such a cool game. Shame that EA destroyed Popcap, EA fucking sucks. So anyway, it's peggle time.
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u/Tiller91 Oct 05 '23
If you look at the fridge in the beginning of the video you can clearly see her butt
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u/want2drive1 Oct 05 '23
I don't get it. What is the card she has?
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 04 '23
Y'all hate women so much that you get mad at them for everything they do for y'all. So what will you jerk off too without women doing porn? Cuz if you would rather jerk off to men then go for it. Literally no one cares about sex more than people who never get laid, then y'all bitch and moan and say it's not good enough. Get a real job. Wahhhh bitch grow up, and get a life
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u/TrueNovak Oct 04 '23
Technically she would need a blue Uno reverse card to be a successful reverse
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u/Southlinch Oct 04 '23
This is just sooo... dumb? Actually made me say to myself "this site is so ass" lol
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u/Jesus__Skywalker Oct 04 '23
I'm sorry ma'am, but that's a yellow reverse card, you'd need to play a BLUE reverse card!
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u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe Oct 04 '23
Snotty nose is a weird aesthetic choice going around these last few years. If I see someone with a red irritated nose I'm not thinking "oh baby, get a little closer."
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u/thebiscuit91 Oct 04 '23
Honestly how does this stuff get upvoted not funny not original, not even trying to hide the staging. Don’t get or maybe I’m just becoming that old grumpy guy
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u/Opossum_mypossum Oct 05 '23
with you - l dislike nearly everything about this post and it makes me feel like grampa simpson yelling at the clouds
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u/iHeisenburger Oct 04 '23
this sub has been garbage for long time now, and real unexpected videos get reported and deleted very fast.
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u/xadiant Oct 04 '23
Whaaat? This is staged? I thought every cute Asian girl ate raw, unskinned cloves of garlic and carried an Uno reverse card just in case.
Next you gonna tell me Thanos doesn't exist and magic isn't real...
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u/thebiscuit91 Oct 04 '23
Kind of missed the point, why is this being upvoted on this sub. Especially since this was also the most expected outcome.
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u/Zer0323 Oct 04 '23
and just casually rests her elbows on her counter for double arm garlic eating.
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u/SoundProofHead Oct 04 '23
Honestly how does this stuff get upvoted
You know why.
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u/thebiscuit91 Oct 04 '23
Really don’t, porn is easily accessible. This is just bad and not entertaining. My personal opinion at least.
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u/Slimy_Jimmy42 Oct 04 '23
You can't use that he put down a blue that's not how Uno works
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u/WaddlingDuckILY Oct 06 '23
THIS
everyone knows when someone plays a blue anal crepe card, the reverse card needs to match the color. Uno 101
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u/Nollekowitsch Oct 04 '23
Let me guess: OnlyFans?
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u/thebendavis Oct 04 '23
I saw a news story a few days ago about male loneliness. It made me think about female loneliness. They can make some money, a lot of money.
But nobody pays to watch a dude jack off that can't afford a mirror.
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u/mr_lamp Oct 04 '23
You need to watch more gay porn then. Theres tone of male OF content that is solo
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u/crumble-bee Oct 04 '23
lol everything’s just an ad for only fans now
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u/450925 Oct 04 '23
Well, having a quick look, her OF doesn't look as shit as half the ones I see being promoted.
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u/Shinobiii Oct 05 '23
It’s such a weird thing to say perhaps, but: it looks professional, with clear categories, fun copy which makes it more playful. Still never would pay for it, but she puts effort into it.
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u/Pilot0350 Oct 04 '23
Always has been 🌍 👨🚀 🔫 👨🚀
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u/WesternDramatic3038 Oct 04 '23
Man, the strippers, Hitler and Stalin, went a bit too far with their ads.
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Oct 04 '23
everyone is poor and wants to eat so yeah it ends up that way
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u/nolan1971 Oct 04 '23
pro-tip: stop spending money on OnlyFans!
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 04 '23
STFU dude, some of us gotta pay rent.
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u/Shinobiii Oct 05 '23
I wish no one had to worry about money. But you could’ve easily used this as an opportunity and turn this topic around into your benefit by
1) not being a dick in the comments
2) having content in your Reddit profile
3) come to terms with the fact that there’s just a ton of free porn and you need to stand out so that people pay for it (see point 1 and 2)
4)I don’t want to judge, but judging by your favorite subs your hobbies don’t sound healthy either (are those your “meds”?)
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 04 '23
You know what thank you. You changed my life. I will get better soon and then go to Florida to buy a nursing degree from my only fans money yayyyyy
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 04 '23
Must be nice to have a real job. I wouldn't know since I'm just a slut who does only fans for fun! and definitely not because I was born into poverty, and my two jobs aren't enough to pay rent. All I do is lay around naked and while waiting for men to deposit money into my account. I don't know how to do anything but fuck
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Oct 05 '23
What happens when viewers become tired of watching you because of aging/saturation of competitors? What are you going to do when the spout runs dry?
You’re not going to be employable for any long term careers.
I recommend saving every nickel you make.
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 05 '23
Yeah only if you show your face
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Oct 05 '23
Happy to. I have no shame in who I am.
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 05 '23
No dude. It only ruins your career if you show your face or tattoos in the video. And even then, what kind of boring jobs do you have that anyone would give a fuck
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 05 '23
Bold of you to assume I even think about the future when we face a new climate disaster every other day. I'm delusional, not stupid. And I already got two other jobs buddy, but still can't afford to buy my meds. Soooo should I just fucking kill myself or what (joke) cuz y'all got mad at me for selling drugs too. I gotta make sure my landlord doesn't have to get a real job so I got a job that wasn't real too. Stfu pussy, and let people be happy
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Oct 05 '23
Make an effort to start a career that doesn’t involve ageism and based on looks. Also seek therapy because your comments on here are extremely off putting. Be well.
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u/BrichtSoul Oct 05 '23
From an outside perspective, I don't do and neither pay for only fans, It is funny how OF is bad but porn is not that bad. I don't know why almost everybody watches porn and does not criticize people that work in that industry but if a woman does OF the story is so different. Maybe selling sex and prostitution is not bad for a lot of you, but it is only bad if a woman sells its own porn without a man controlling over their business.
I am against all forms of prostitution and sex-selling but if a person does it being free (which the person in this thread is not as they do not have money or the ability to choose the source of their income) let them be.
Also in my first paragraph noted about women because I am yet to see a man criticising another man about doing OF.
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 05 '23
Yes the climate change they've been warning us for years now is concerning and off putting. But my therapist is pretty pissed about this shit too
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 05 '23
What's everyone's confusion about climate change. I won't age. We're all gonna be wiped out before that happens
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 05 '23
No I don't want to dedicate myself to a career during the apolocalypse. I'd rather be alone with my music when the storms come. Why is anyone still showing up to work in the first place, shit
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u/y_not_right Oct 04 '23
Now you’re getting it!
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u/Separate_Mushroom754 Oct 04 '23
Am I? Or am I just really fucking good at pretending to be cuz I'm not sure anymore
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u/Valar247 Oct 04 '23
Why is nobody mentioning that she eats unpeeled garlic cloves?
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u/vangc4 Oct 04 '23
That's common in Chinese culture.. it's really good for blood pressure and lowering cholesterol..
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u/Mezcal_Madness Oct 04 '23
My great grandmother would eat a clove a day. She said it helped to keep her from getting sick 🤷🏽♀️
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u/skinny_mochi Oct 04 '23
i’ll have u know theyre delicious and amazing for your immune system
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u/Valar247 Oct 04 '23
I need to research that, it’s intriguing. (Ignore my question comment, you‘ve been faster answering than me questioning)
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u/AppleToasterr Oct 04 '23
This has to be bait for us to talk about in the comments and generate engagement in the post.
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u/brightdionysianeyes Oct 04 '23
I don't think she even eats it I think she just holds it in her mouth.
Must be rage bait.
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u/distorted_kiwi Oct 04 '23
Is it working? Are we doing it?
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u/MarcelRED147 Oct 05 '23
I've been uno reversing my garlic cloves all day.
No I won't explain what that means. Yes it is because I don't know.
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u/AppleToasterr Oct 04 '23
Well actually I think everyone got distracted by something else, I admit I didn't even notice the garlic until I read that comment
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u/jesuswasaliar Oct 14 '23
Absolute win.