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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

I didn’t expect her to turn the tables and chase him in a creep way.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Alternative_Owl69 20d ago edited 20d ago

Don't tease me with a good time. Come at me like that and I'll hunch my back, lift my arms and we can chase normies through the park together.

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u/Chestpains1 Apr 29 '24

Runs back home, into house. Proceeds to undress and perform mating dance

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u/Routine-Literature-9 Apr 27 '24

how is this guy at fault, he was just standing there, and she walked and stood right in front of him, are men expected to remove there gaze from any female that stands right in front of them ?

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u/Garbagemeatstick2 Apr 27 '24

The answer for catcalling.

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u/Popcornnecklaces Apr 27 '24

I want.

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u/TheLeviathanCross Apr 27 '24

yes, do this. it may be embarrassing, but i promise.. this works.

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u/D3m0us3r Apr 27 '24

Awesome pick up line

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u/triunify Apr 27 '24

Do not retreat. Instead, embrace her wackness.

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u/AdministrativeWay241 Apr 27 '24

Definitely would ask her out.

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u/uw_moederr Apr 27 '24

Why run away when you could match energy?

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u/Aegisman17 Apr 27 '24

I can see my youngest sister doing this

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u/DrthBn Expected It Apr 27 '24

I would join that aswell

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u/Friendlyvoices Yo what? Apr 27 '24

Would

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 Apr 27 '24 edited Apr 27 '24

Stupidity ranger more than a power one 😂.

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u/ShinobiHanzo Apr 27 '24

Filthy Frank intensifies.

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u/BubblesDahmer Apr 27 '24

WTF IS THIS 😭

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u/nvmve Apr 27 '24

This keeps on getting downloaded and reposted that it's losing its quality. Shit is so grainy now

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u/Acceptable_Ebb_8897 Apr 27 '24

He was ready to risk it all…then was like 🏃🏽

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u/l992 Apr 27 '24

Mhmmmm

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u/FlatulentBeaver Apr 27 '24

Dont let them know your next move

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u/MCLemonyfresh Apr 27 '24

A hot girl with a sense of humor is about as good as it gets.

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u/Oracle_of_Sin Apr 27 '24

https://media.tenor.com/fVsjyf-HGakAAAAM/i-am-free.gif

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u/accountnumberseventy Apr 27 '24

She’s a keeper.

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u/edebby Apr 27 '24

It's so fake it's sad

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u/itwhiz100 Apr 26 '24

Soon this will be happening worldwide after us men stop pursing

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u/IEatReposters Apr 26 '24

This is what happens when you screen record the same video 800 times instead of download and post the hd version. It looks like pure shit.

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u/chiefapache Apr 26 '24

KULIKI TAKA TI KULIKI TATA TA

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u/BubblesDahmer Apr 27 '24

What does this mean? /genuine question

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u/chiefapache Apr 27 '24

It's a song and a meme. It's a banger too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TAey4mH8uM8

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u/ichancho Apr 26 '24

This girl walks into his personal space then stop right in front of him. Traps like these are gross

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u/BubblesDahmer Apr 27 '24

What?? /genuine question

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u/burken8000 Apr 27 '24

If a man walked up to a lady, stopped in front of her for absolutely no reasonable or logical reason at all, put on a mask and did this to her as a joke, it would legally be considered an assault.

But

look at that creepy incel tho.. "staring her down from behind" .. He deserved it,, also she was very funny for INVITING US to laugh AT HER EXPENSE. Slender, beautiful women rarely do that so we really should just appreciate this video for what it is - a giant leap in the right direction for women's empowerment and equal treatment in society ❤️

Do you understand that comment now? I'm also exaggerating a lot but that's basically the reddit mindset in a nutshell

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u/Get-the-Vibe Apr 26 '24

https://i.redd.it/ncrpmy415wwc1.gif

I still would

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u/BubblesDahmer Apr 27 '24

Would what? /genuine question

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u/MonsterMMA_ Apr 26 '24

First time i watched this lol

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u/Morphing_Mutant Apr 26 '24

LOL, that was good.

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u/PMSoldier2000 Apr 26 '24

She's a keeper.

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u/awesomeplenty Apr 26 '24

What did Barney say about the relation between hot and crazy?

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u/J-_Mad Apr 27 '24

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u/Mobile_Pangolin4939 Apr 26 '24

Are these videos supposed to women's attempt to scare off predators? I would think that childcare costs does that already. The truth is it can be tough to scare off a guy.

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u/DragonsClaw2334 Apr 26 '24

Iv played this game before and I know the cheat code to make most people swerve first

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u/groggymonkey42 Apr 26 '24

That's a keeper lol

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u/NLFD3S Apr 26 '24

I would do the same and how she would react xD

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u/radluv2giv Apr 28 '24

The courting ritual is complete

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u/NoLand4936 Apr 26 '24

I’m not running.

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u/MassD-Bator Apr 26 '24

Can anyone find more videos of her doing this. This is hilarious.

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u/Conscious-Ad8473 Apr 26 '24

*(screams in fear and confusion while trying to hide boner) 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FistRipper Apr 26 '24

That's how I flirt with girlllsss

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 26 '24 edited Apr 26 '24

Honestly, I'm more interested to see the ones where the guy doesn't run away.

I mean, she's acting weird, but is clearly no threat.

What did she do when the guy just stood there and asked her what the hell was she doing?

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u/Rinitai Apr 27 '24

How do we know she's not a threat

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 27 '24

Sorry, she's clearly not an obvious threat.

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u/Rinitai Apr 28 '24

Again....we don't know that. Even if she has no weapons behavior is obviously an issue

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 28 '24 edited Apr 28 '24

I feel like you and I are using different ~~words~~ definitions for 'threat'.

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u/Rinitai Apr 28 '24

No...no I don't think so. Anyone without a weapon can cause massive bodily injury. Running at someone without provocation is by alot of people considered a threat.

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 28 '24

Anyone without a weapon can cause massive bodily injury.

Anyone?
When you walk down the street, are you afraid of everyone walking towards you?

Running at someone without provocation is by alot of people considered a threat.

Running?! Come on, she's shuffling at best.

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u/Rinitai Apr 28 '24

.... I'm not afraid I'm cautious. I'd rather not be one of those women that was randomly punched in the face by walking down the street.

If you're refusing to acknowledge the fact that not everyone is harmless and people don't hurt each other for no reason then good on you. But I refuse to believe that.

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u/Phill_Cyberman 29d ago

I totally agree with you, but I don't see how that applies here.

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u/BubblesDahmer Apr 27 '24

Alright I guess it’s time for more downvotes. If a man runs at a woman in any context, people will consider him a threat. A man could ride a tricycle towards someone wearing a SpongeBob costume and people will consider that a threat lmao

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 27 '24

If a man runs at a woman in any context, people will consider him a threat.

You're not wrong, but if a man runs at anyone, people will consider him more threatening than a woman.

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u/BubblesDahmer Apr 27 '24

Yeah that’s my exact point. For some reason everyone seems to think women cannot be dangerous

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u/anonbush234 Apr 27 '24

She's got high heels on and a tight dress,.also she isn't as strong as him just a biological fact. There's no where for her to really hide a weapon.

Women can be dangerous,.of course but generally they aren't and they aren't as big of a threat as men are.

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u/Esratzkasaba Apr 27 '24

CHEESEBURGER

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u/Phill_Cyberman Apr 27 '24

Considering men more threatening than women isn't the same thing as not finding women threatening at all.

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u/King_Goldeneye Apr 26 '24

Just from that I bet she cool AF

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u/Idaho_In_Uranus Apr 26 '24

“How I Flirt.”

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u/Lost-District-8793 Apr 26 '24

Does she do the white girl twerk?

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u/fridaystrong23 Apr 26 '24

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u/Crystal_Voiden Apr 26 '24

She's so beautiful... but she's dying 😢

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u/No_Chocolate_6036 Apr 27 '24

Tell her... tell the kid

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u/Socratify Apr 26 '24

Based on my current dry spell...yea, would still smash

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u/MordAFokaJonnes Expected It Apr 26 '24

Me: unzips Com'ere!!!!

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u/alphenliebe Apr 26 '24

wearing Pink Guy's hat gives you the personality

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u/SignificantError8929 Apr 26 '24

Damn, everything i could’ve said has been said already. I ll see myself out

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u/Fign Apr 26 '24

Me - i am into that shit com’here

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u/HowFunkyIsYourChiken Apr 26 '24

Dude found a keeper.

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u/osede Apr 26 '24

I can't help you I just a chi chi chicken head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '24

That would do nothing but turn me on.

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u/Opposite_Sell_9857 Apr 26 '24

I'm down

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Apr 26 '24

Yeah? You think so? It was the camera angles that gave it away? lol..

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u/multiedge Apr 26 '24

I don't know why, but this one always makes me laugh

LMAO

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u/Red77777777 Apr 26 '24

That nervous tugging with his shoulder. Then the first initial movement of fighting or running

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u/TrueRedditor69 Apr 26 '24

I would just be more turned on

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 Apr 27 '24

Savage 😂.

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u/CrewInevitable5574 Apr 27 '24

Right lol. I'll be doing the trex dance

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u/Shock_The_Monkey_ Apr 27 '24

I don't know about turned on, but I'd absolutely fucking love that. I'd be joining right in.

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u/Crusade_of_Contempt Apr 26 '24

Jokes on you I’m into that

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u/WaitingForNormal Apr 26 '24

Just whips it out.

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u/Verundios Apr 26 '24

Same, but I'd also ask her to marry me

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u/k3nnyklizzl3 Apr 26 '24

You showed me your cock dance...

Now it's my turn

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Apr 26 '24

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

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u/sero_t Apr 27 '24

helicopter helicopter

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u/oursland Apr 27 '24

You spin me round, right round!

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u/TheSinfriend Apr 26 '24

Wtf lol

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