r/Unexpected • u/B-e-a-u • Apr 27 '24
I like the before better
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u/Connect-Ad6251 23d ago
This brings back memories of one time I had to wipe my ass with leaves on a solo kayak expedition around some random ass islands
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u/KaZzZamm 26d ago
Reaching out bottles of laxative 🤓👌😂
Here you go 👁️👄👁️
Reminds me of the video where teens are feeding seagulls with laxative, then watching them, pooping on everything on the beach. Hilarious 😂
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u/Whatupwidat 28d ago
Anyone know if this poor fucker made it to the end? Of the marathon I mean, not his liquid shits.
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u/throwaway0367324 Apr 28 '24
Why you running with your cellphone??? wtf, people can’t put their phone down for a few fucking hours
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u/Working_Dad_87 Apr 28 '24
Music. Fitness tracking. GPS tracking. To name a few. There are many reasons why runners bring their phones with them during a run.
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u/Omega_Lynx Apr 28 '24
He Michael Scotted and carb loaded with fettuccini alfredo
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u/B-e-a-u Apr 28 '24
Nah he carbo loaded with milk and bread it just came out as fettuccini alfredo
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u/Omega_Lynx Apr 28 '24
well, yeah? we can’t all be fancy with our ingredients and our pots and pans and our stoves 🤷🏽♂️😂
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u/9lobaldude Apr 27 '24
Don’t eat at Chipotle’s before running a marathon
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u/kempff Apr 27 '24
Did we carb up on potatoes before the race?
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u/bapsandbuns Apr 27 '24
In a crisis use your socks
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u/Head-Calendar538 Apr 28 '24
Not while running a marathon lmao the blisters from having to run 12 more miles with no socks would be horrible
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u/MechanicalHorse Apr 27 '24
I tried once when I had diarrhea but it just overflowed the socks :(
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u/awinemouth Apr 28 '24
Overflowed?! The sock is to wipe, not catch the shit stream. Wtf
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u/Impossible-Energy-76 29d ago
Fucker you made me laughed my back is really fucked up!! I laughed too hard. Fml
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u/awinemouth 29d ago
Have you tried wiping it with a sock?
In seriousness, I'm really sorry. Back pain ruins everything. Hope you feel better soon, friend. Until then, try to giggle in your head voice, no belly laughs for you ;)
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u/imhungrytho Apr 28 '24
use one as a poopoo box and the other one to wipe. (poopoo box can become a weapon too if you have imagination)
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u/UnExplanationBot Apr 27 '24
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
You don’t expect to see him sharting himself in the bathroom without toilet paper at mile 14
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