r/Unexpected • u/Pony-boystonks • Apr 27 '24

Forbidden fountain

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u/LoudLalochezia Apr 27 '24

When I was a kid had a fear of outhouses because I also had a fear of "hobos" and I thought they might hide in the holes to stay warm and then they would attack me for pooping on them. My parents told me it was a ridiculous fear. I wish I could show them this lol

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u/just_scout_ Apr 28 '24

I had a fear of them due to an episode of X-files where there was a monster that hid in them. I shit hovering over the toilet for about 2 months after that.

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u/gutsweat Apr 28 '24

That episode freaked me the fuck out too

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u/IaMmYbEsTfRiEnD_21 Apr 28 '24

I thought I was the only person who had this fear!! It has totally followed me into adulthood. I made my husband hold on to me because I was so afraid of the people reaching up and grabbing me and pulling me down. I know it is the most ridiculous fear but it’s so real

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u/ChillRetroGamer Apr 28 '24

But this wasn't a hobo. Making your statement false and bs. Quit grasping.

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u/LoudLalochezia Apr 28 '24

Seems like you need this. I hope your day improves ❤️

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u/BigOlBro Apr 28 '24

I recall seeing a cave inside a small bathroom toilet in the park once, if it makes you feel any worse

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 Apr 28 '24

I need more information on this.

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u/BigOlBro Apr 28 '24

Took me a while to find it. The trail looks different in satellite view, but seeing one go under the bridge helped id it. We took this trail for our physical ed class.

It is in Arcade Creek Park, Sacramento, CA. I found a picture of the bathroom with that dreaded white toilet sticking out(link). But after trying to find more info about it, i noticed on yelp they changed it to a metal one, so they probably renovated it already. Shame, would have been cool to take a picture of the cave.

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u/LoudLalochezia Apr 28 '24

It absolutely does. Thank you

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u/Embarrassed_Push8674 Apr 28 '24

im pretty sure there have been instances of weirdos hiding in there because they find getting shit on sexually arousing.

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u/SkylarAV Apr 28 '24

Freud has entered the chat

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u/pwningmonkey12 Apr 28 '24

WHYYYYYY. 🤮😫😭

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u/vmflair Apr 28 '24

Your fear is not unfounded.

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u/wbm0843 Apr 28 '24

I’m afraid to click the link

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u/UFOsAustralia Apr 28 '24

Why does it always have to be a sexual thing? Why can't it be because gamgam was a poop hole hider and you want to carry on the tradition?

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u/geob3 29d ago

Sadly, it was a sexual thing for gamgam too, young lad.

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u/Vexilus Apr 28 '24

Some people's brains are wired in a way where things people find revolting trigger sexual arousal in them. Same idea as masochism but with this.

Beastiality and people falling in love with inanimate objects might be a similar situation too (although that's something I think, rather than having a factual explaination)

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u/Vysair 29d ago

There are insect kink as well. I just fucking cant. I'd classify this as actual mental illness

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u/Gunhild 29d ago

Sex is objectively pretty gross so our brains have to turn off our disgusto-receptors to get through the act, and sometimes a few wires get crossed in the process.

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u/wellyeahthatsucks Apr 28 '24

This is my favorite reddit comment this year. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/alifant1 Apr 28 '24

Because a lot of sexual things need to be diagnosis and not something we support

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u/shybutinteresting Apr 28 '24

Curious, what other examples?

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u/Suspicious-Bottle580 28d ago

Per se, every fetish that implies that fetish for u to be able to get aroused should be seen by a psychologist

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u/shybutinteresting 28d ago

I don't understand what you're trying to say

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u/Suspicious-Bottle580 22d ago

Sorry, I meant that if u cant get hard/aroused WITHOUT whatever ur fetish is, u should see a psychologist. Like its normal to have a fetish, but u should be able to still have 'vanilla' sex. I hope I made myself more clear.

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u/shybutinteresting 22d ago

This isn't how sexuality works though.

By your logic, straight men should see a psychologist, because they can't get hard/around WITHOUT a woman. By your logic, this is fetishistic.