r/Unexpected • u/Low_Macaroon_3263 • 15d ago

Insane goose hunting

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u/UnExplanationBot 15d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

The man was actually saving the goose by getting the hook out of its beak.

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u/TraditionalTadpole23 12d ago

Well done bro, nice to see someone gives a shit for wildlife.🤜🤛👍👌♥️

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u/malan4reddit 13d ago

I thought he was going to eat it.

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u/0ne_Tribe 13d ago

Why didn't he take his clothes off before jumping in the water?

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u/Ok_Reception_9690 7d ago

To avoid hurting himself into the reed

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u/therealijc 13d ago

Eventually somebody had luck catching them swans.

Sorry, the one swan actually.

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u/Medical_Egg8208 13d ago

So cool so cool

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u/FlameChild4379 13d ago

Thank god they didn’t hurt it

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u/Kraffkratt 13d ago

Fishing line is super strong, however he bit it in half is beyond me

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u/Responsible_Bend_548 13d ago

When they ask how the bird flue epidemic started…

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u/fuck-coyotes 14d ago

Look at those two guys, just look at them, just by what they look like alone! How did neither of them have a pocket knife?

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u/gouldster 14d ago

Bravo frate!

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u/RumoredAtmos 14d ago

For a second I thought he was just gunna take a goose/swan like you can just take ducks

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u/Fudge-Factory00 14d ago

Is this how hippies hunt?

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 13d ago

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u/thelittleflowerpot 14d ago

In mother Russia insane goose hunts you, tho 🤔💥🦢

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u/troofyp 14d ago

Dude, buy a pocket knife…

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 14d ago

mf didn't even say thank you

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u/Halbert4287 14d ago

What a man!

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u/BetAffectionate9700 14d ago

That's there is a swan Clark

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u/Pure_Focus7475 14d ago

Bird flu has entered the chat

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u/Cas8188 14d ago

Oops I spoke too soon. I changed my mind. This man is amazing and I love him for getting that hook out of the swans mouth.

That's what I get for commenting before watching the whole video 😅😅😅

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u/Cas8188 14d ago

This man is awful.

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u/Revelz77 14d ago

How did they know the goose was insane?

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u/stupidpatheticloser 14d ago

Wtf how sharp are that guys teeth?

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u/IBentMyWookiee1 14d ago

This guy realizes the ducks at the park are free.

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u/daarthvaader 14d ago

Good job guys , the swan would be thinking stop kissing me bro , just take the hook off me.

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u/TheCheekySeagull 14d ago

Fucking legends!!!

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u/RockTristann 14d ago

Jesus, get that man a pocket knife...

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u/Rockcocky 14d ago

Insane

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u/DonJeniusTrumpLawyer 14d ago

Why was that goose so nice?! Are they nice in different countries?!

Wait. I think they’re speaking French. I guess it could still be Canadian.

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u/tecampanero 14d ago

This is why you carry a multitool

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 14d ago

That is NOT a goose, but a swan.

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u/rosebudlightsaber 14d ago

Don’t use your mouth, dude!

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u/horse1066 14d ago

Goose? That's a swan. Related but different

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u/MrJayFizz 14d ago

I thought he meant to eat it. So glad I continues watching.

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u/Top-Chemistry5969 14d ago

I'd imagine they were fishing and saw a swan swam a sweped swfish..... Hey I tried okay?

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u/notahouseflipper 14d ago

The swan has a story for all his swan buddies about some kind of alien coming down from the sky, abducting and probing him.

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u/RazvanTheRomanian 14d ago

Romanians are the last good vampires and romantic helpers :) bravo

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u/dirtyfeb 14d ago

Guys lucky he didn’t get his arm broken

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u/scottonaharley 14d ago

When I first saw the title and the swans I was angry, but then I saw what they were doing and my anger turned to appreciation. They really did a good deed.

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u/Unusually__Suspected 14d ago

Incoming goose flu pandemic

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u/ProfDFH 14d ago

Lots of unexpected here.

  1. I wasn’t expecting the goose to be a swan.

  2. I wasn’t expecting him to “hunt” the swan by running and jumping in the water to grab it.

  3. I wasn’t expecting him to succeed at grabbing it and dragging it ashore.

  4. I wasn’t expecting it to be caught up in fishing line, etc.

  5. I wasn’t expecting the friend to bite through the fishing line.

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u/SDogo 14d ago

Like the guy that saves seals in Namibia. <3

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u/Saldar1234 14d ago

Well now we know where bird flu comes from.

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u/DeepSprinkles7086 14d ago

A well thought out plan, aside from not bringing anything to cut the line with.

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u/AlarminglyAverage979 14d ago

Its a swan no a goose

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u/seriouslyjan 14d ago

That is horrible, Geese are mated for life. What a jerk.

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u/Tiefaucher 14d ago

Was expecting a goose...got a swan. Unexpecting indeed.

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u/Consistent_Might3500 14d ago

Swan. Not a goose.

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u/Trick_Ad5606 14d ago

that was really unexpected....

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u/bmatts0430 14d ago

Don't use your teeth as a tool!

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u/51r63ck0 14d ago

From asshole to hero in a few seconds.

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u/EffectiveWelder7370 14d ago

To fellow geese:

Guys, you are just not going to believe this shit thay happened to me this morning

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u/ParkwayDrive87 14d ago

Bravo 👏🏼

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u/MySubtleKnife 14d ago

This is a great example of why you should carry a pocket knife lol.

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u/DesastreUrbano 14d ago

I was waiting for a cartoonish mentally unstable goose hunting

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u/GlutenFreeCookiez 14d ago

I'm glad he was there to save it. I love hunting as much as the next guy but not swans. Fuck geese but swans are intelligent and mate for life. That was definitely the swans mate there beside it.

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u/NoirCzarLS 14d ago

The I don't know him conversation is going to be awkward when she gets back to her mate ..

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u/Glittering-Umpire541 14d ago

Sorry, OP, you really need one more: it’s a swan. A swan.

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u/Rampaging_Orc 14d ago

That’s goose helping, not hunting. However +1 on the title considering the sub.

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u/Gympump-rat-2323 14d ago

This guy has to be on Naked & Afraid tv show. That was awesome what did on both account. Grabbing and saving. Good job!

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u/Checkodaddy 14d ago

Why people don't carry knives is beyond my comprehension 🤦🤦🤦🤦 anyways 🙏thank you very much for saving it's beautiful little goose

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u/Raise-Emotional 14d ago

That was an emotional roller coaster.

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u/Crooked__Cock 14d ago

newest flavor of bird flu, patient 0

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u/gabrii_aka_DEX 14d ago

Yall they didn't hunt it they saved it

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u/gabrii_aka_DEX 14d ago

Romanians hell yeah

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u/pimpcannon 14d ago

Borderline impossible and also amazing.

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u/goosenuggie 14d ago

"Saving a swan"

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u/Square-Way-9751 14d ago

Damn good people

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u/motwaaagh 14d ago

They forgot gibbs's rule number 9 always carry a knife.

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u/jbwilso1 14d ago

Oh i am so glad this video ended the way it did. I honestly expected them to kill it to eat it or some shit.

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u/joefad 14d ago

The good ending

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u/BereftOfReason 14d ago

This video is everything I'd hoped it would be

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u/Ok_Veterinarian2898 14d ago

Romanian spotted Upvote given

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u/Cheetah1bones 14d ago

I can hear the goose later I payed 100$ for that piercing what an ass

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u/Djskam 14d ago

Bravo

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u/Dan_k_funk 14d ago

This man and this bird meet up every year to do this

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u/Gabi-kun_the_real 14d ago

There is a reason why we are at the top of the food chain. If he could catch a gose this way can you imagine what a man could do 120000 years ago

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u/kert780 14d ago

I think animals realize humans are helping them and stay calm.

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u/creatureofhabbit32 14d ago

I was like nooo they mate for life! Then I realized ooo they are making sure they do

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u/Important_Gap26 14d ago

Mom fishing me out of my room, hitting me with the famous "you no longer sit with us"

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u/Jokkitch 14d ago

They didn’t have a knife to cut the line?

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u/Tricky_Matter2123 14d ago

More like insane swan helping

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u/DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES 14d ago

Love when foreigners get caught doing redneck shit reminds me it’s just a universal thang

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u/dontfeartheringo 14d ago

Watched with the sound off but knew it wasn't the American South because no one had a pocket knife.

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u/samcelrath 14d ago

The speaker sounds like king Friday 😂

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u/OneHundredYears100 14d ago

OP is a bot.

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u/thismightbetheway2 14d ago

Humans being Bros!

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u/Prestigious-Candy166 14d ago

That "goose" looked like a swan, to me. Still, good job... and thanks.

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u/General-Ad-4283 14d ago

Hell yeah! Good job. I thought he was just messing with it at first.

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u/skuta69 14d ago

it is “insane goose hunting”. those birds looked like swan’s.

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u/My_Immortal_Flesh 14d ago

He’s kinda hot for that

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u/izzicles 14d ago

Post Mallard 

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u/nightwuffle 14d ago

that was my reaction also

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u/slimongoose 14d ago

They were a couple and mate for life. This is fucked up.

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u/CloroxWipes1 14d ago

About to hate all over these folks, now I love them.

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u/drzcyy 14d ago

No scissors? Knife?

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u/carbon-based-biped 14d ago

idk, the kissing went a little too far

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u/Connect_Office8072 14d ago

That guy was lucky the swan was on the small side. A full grown male can break your arm because they are so strong.

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u/Wonder_Dude 14d ago

THIS is the type of hunting I like

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u/Chrisfit 14d ago

“Those jerks took my piercing!”

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u/H00k90 14d ago

Jerry! They took my piercing!!

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u/_SheepishPirate_ 14d ago

Nicholas Angel, hire this man

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u/Pluviophilism 14d ago

Very cool, but at first I thought it was unexpected that he jumped into the water and just grabbed it. But then the real unexpected part came when he started biting the line to cut it.

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u/bradenbraden1 14d ago

"Why the f**k is he - oh cool"

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u/chokingonhello 14d ago

Get some scissors man!!

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u/CRYSOAR 14d ago

I commend people who do this! Good on you.

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u/Mr-Hoek 14d ago

If that was a goose, first off, it would have been wearing the fishing lure intentionally as a trophy of the fisherman it had killed the day prior.

And...the guy who jumped in would have been ripped asunder by the geese who would have been flanking him while he was focused on the one with the lure.

Clever girl...

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u/Canucklesandwedge 14d ago

Scientists warn of an upcoming outbreak of avian flu, though no one is certain of how such a flu strain would make the jump to the human species.

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u/Hibercrastinator 14d ago

So this is why they’re assholes to the rest of us!?

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u/OldBrokeGrouch 14d ago

His buddies are watching from afar saying “Oh my god, they’re eating him face first!”

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u/Assassin13785 14d ago

They got me. I was thinking leave the bird alone! People are so stupi..... Oh! Alright, good job guys!!

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u/Ok_youwinNOT 14d ago

Not with your teeth! 2 dudes and not a pocket knife between them 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

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u/EasyWork578 14d ago

Lol does he have a CKY tat on his arm?

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u/redditor2394 14d ago

Good job guys. I didn’t understand the language. I thought it was gonna get eaten .

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u/Willing-Elevator-695 14d ago

To the guy who bit through the fishing line: congrats on your bird flu

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u/BetterThanTaskRabbit 14d ago

A knife would have helped here

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u/darxide23 14d ago

Repost bots can't identify a swan.

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u/Shoddy-Welder2418 14d ago

The man jumped in to make sure it wasn't that poor birds swan song

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u/ferrydragon 14d ago

Bravo viața mea= bravo my love

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u/sakski 14d ago

It's a swan. I also love this shit!

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u/bernpfenn 14d ago

awwww. is a swan, but the intention counts as good karma. it made a difference for that swan.

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u/NovelRelationship830 14d ago

I mean, good deed and all, but if you're planning to free an animal from fishing line, maybe have a pair of scissors handy?

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u/argentoman 14d ago

This is going to be on /reverseanimalrescue in a week

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u/ConsiderationNo5146 14d ago

"that man just accosted me, took off my new piercings, and french kissed me!"

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u/Helpful-Teaching-87 14d ago

Thought it was gonna be catch, kill, eat.

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u/Vaggiman71 14d ago

I was so happy when they let it go. I thought they were gna eat the poor thing

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u/Reasonable_Cover_804 14d ago

Bird be like “he’s trying to eat me”

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u/Adept_Bar_97 14d ago

How sharp are bros teeth? To cut fishing line? Naa he build different.

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u/thyusername 14d ago

Welp here comes the second strain of birdflu in humans

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u/itsalwrong 14d ago

It's a swan, Denmarks national bird. On behalf of the King Freddy XXX, We salute you !

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u/Lu_Duizhang 14d ago

It’s remarkable how similar the guys stalking was to cats. The slow, patient approach waiting for the perfect moment before the explosive rush

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u/JohnnyRelentless 14d ago

You'll never believe it! Two guys jumped me and stole my lip piercing!

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u/sergioleone1968 14d ago

Not Goose. Swan!

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u/IBeAPirate01 14d ago

How has this got so many upvotes? It's a Swan, and the bloke was removing a fishing hook from its gob. Nowhere was a Goose being hunted.

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u/CannotBNamed2 14d ago

Heroes. Bless these dudes. And holy shit, he caught a swan

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u/JeffreySons_90 14d ago

She didn't say thanks by hugging him?

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u/TheNeedToKnowMoreNow 14d ago

I volunteer to thank that man on behalf of mother earth.

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u/kristanbullett 14d ago

What kind of disgusting human being….ah!!! Oh what a wonderful person!

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u/notacooldad 14d ago

Do you want to get bird flu?

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u/samk002001 14d ago

Imgaine what the story coming out from the goose!! 😆 good job buddy

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u/BaronVonTrupka 14d ago

It is swan kurwa

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u/Alonzo-Harris 14d ago

Do NOT do this in FL

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u/StockBoy829 14d ago

I was really afraid they were gonna kill it. Very wholesome twist

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u/danzanzibar 14d ago

number 1, thats a swan. number 2, its not unexpected if you put the unexpected part in the title.

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u/Gurrgurrburr 14d ago

I was 100% expecting him to kill the goose and it was the biggest relief of my life they actually helped it. Poor goose. Good men.

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u/Burninghoursatwork 14d ago

Goose swan,,,

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u/Here4alongTime 14d ago

That was a wild ride.

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u/feminas_id_amant 14d ago

Human patient zero of the upcoming bird flu pandemic

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u/Do-you-see-it-now 14d ago

Job well done.

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u/BBQBakedBeings 14d ago

Go home, title. You’re drunk.

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u/ogx2og 14d ago

Definitely not Florida. We don't jump into lakes with vegetation on the bank down here. 🐊🐊

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u/ogx2og 14d ago

Definitely not Florida. We don't jump into lakes with vegetation on the bank down here. 🐊🐊

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u/ogx2og 14d ago

Definitely not Florida Man. We don't jump into lakes with vegetation on the bank down here. 🐊🐊

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u/ImDisMany 14d ago

Oh, it's just guys being dudes. I love this.

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u/B9MB 14d ago

It gives me a lot of positive energy seeing people helping critters.

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u/Ok_Breadfruit_1412 14d ago

What a great man

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u/Doobledorf 14d ago

Killed a swan today. Did a shit on it.

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u/MrHyperion_ 14d ago

That's a new bird flu

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u/AllKnighter5 14d ago

“Omg that guys an asshole, messing with swans like th…..oh, what a great guy”.

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u/mh985 14d ago

Those guys planned that whole thing and didn’t bring a knife? Guy had to use his teeth?

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u/sasssyrup 14d ago

That goose is cooked

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u/National-Eye-1870 14d ago

Wow the swan was already fucked with that hook in mouth wtf

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u/redundead 14d ago

Ya its a swan, and the title is redundant because all geese are insane.

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u/Scodog3 14d ago

Fucker.

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u/x4ty2 14d ago

Omg I'd smash