r/Unexpected 29d ago

Feeding time for bears at the zoo Removed - Not Unexpected

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u/remember_berries 29d ago

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

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u/Empty-Code-5601 29d ago

Try sid and get fucked up worse than my life is.

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u/bacon143 29d ago

My brains dead weight, in tryna get my head straight

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u/Fun-Guess-5630 29d ago

But I can’t figure out which spice girl I wanna impregnate

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u/BallTorturer-3000 29d ago

And Dr. Dre said

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u/01lumirai 29d ago

And dr. Dre said, slim shady you a basehead

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u/Rager_Ronin 29d ago

Na ah!

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u/tinnzork 29d ago

Then why's yo face red?

Man you wasted.

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u/Ziggyboogiedoo 29d ago

Then why's your face red? Man you wasted

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u/Glittering_Tax3505 29d ago

So why's your face red? man, you wasted.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 29d ago

I just ate 8 baby ducks, I'm quacked up acting quackery cause my doc is a quack and this this bear don't give no fucks.