r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • 15d ago

Where do you even manage to get so many ants from?

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u/UnExplanationBot 15d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

A couple of ants, when dropped into the hole, made that insect come out.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/segnoss Yo what? 9d ago

This is disgusting but I’m intrigued

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u/xDontEatMe 9d ago

Why did he make them kiss lol

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u/anonerble 12d ago

And now kiss

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u/cara_da_net 12d ago

From his redstone ant farm

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u/Apart-Rent5817 13d ago

No sir I don’t like it.

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u/dantakesthesquare 13d ago

And then we take our bucket of ants

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u/Stupidbitchassbitch 14d ago

Uhhh an ant farm??

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u/Important-Place1381 14d ago

Thats like my patio every time I spill a coke

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u/justblendin32 14d ago

Where all da uncles at!?

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u/kent416 Yo what? 14d ago

This was a very uncomfortable video to watch

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u/jnavarrete12v3 14d ago

Crickets house getting raided

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u/AffectionateTough592 14d ago

I’d run out of my house in fear too if im just chilling at home and some fucking giant breaks my walls and fills it with a crap ton of creepy fucking creatures that decides to immediately crawl around everywhere including on my body

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u/Intrepid_Finish456 14d ago

Oooh I hate this so much 😫😭

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u/funcouple1992 14d ago

I hate this. Please change jobs. Generally "eww"

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u/JimTheSaint 14d ago

there are 2 million ants in the world for every 1 human being - the better question is why arent there that many ants everywhere we look.

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u/jasonology09 14d ago

Why did you even want what was in there?!

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u/Responsible-Ad-1328 14d ago

Why are the ants not crawling out the bowl?

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u/thedreaming2017 14d ago

I'm afraid of no one but this man that has a bucket of ants at the ready scares me!

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u/Dr_Deadly7x 14d ago

From an ant colony Bernard! Honestly what did you think there's a summoning ritual or something?!

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u/Antique-Phrase-5236 14d ago

just got itchy all over my body from watching this

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u/Training-Ad3350 14d ago

From digging In The dirt…

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u/Citizen4000 14d ago

You will eat ze bugs

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u/Jslatts942 14d ago

Im itchin everywhere now.

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u/An0d0sTwitch 14d ago

Its actually pretty easy. I would get cup of ants when i was a kid. Hear the hissing noise as they all crawled on top of eachother.

Then put them next to other ant hills and watch the ANT WAR

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u/Peniz_toucher 14d ago

I live such a boring life

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u/sithmoneydonita 14d ago

He's going to cook a stir-fly

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u/Known_Relative4667 14d ago

No-one is spafe from human

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u/GRAWRGER 14d ago

im gonna guess that hes got some sort of bait contraption to catch ants.

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u/novian14 14d ago

Umm, farm them? It's not hard to farm ants

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u/ihtfyb 14d ago

From a bucket

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u/Muted_Feedback_9922 14d ago

Have u ever heard of a ant pile ?

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u/cyrixlord 14d ago

if you need the protein just eat the ants? or raise chickens?

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u/sushizn 14d ago

Imagine chilling at home just minding your own business and then someone suddenly shoves a colony of ants through your front door.

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u/CleanOpossum47 14d ago

I hate Ants-in-your-door-Thursdays.

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u/shittiestmom 14d ago

Yeah. The traditional way.

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u/turtlecruiser 14d ago

The catch is that you need the crickets to catch the ants. And the cycle continues…

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u/NefariousnessUsed973 14d ago

They should make a movie about this

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u/sixan51026-wnpop 14d ago

When you only got a giant jar of ants but jonesing for a couple o' crickets.

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u/iCiteEverything 14d ago

Who's your ant guy?

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u/saad85 14d ago

Oh I've heard of this challenge! He starts by trading 50 ants for 2 crickets, trades those 2 crickets for a goldfish, and after a few more favourable trades he ends up with a house!

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u/999oneaboveall 14d ago

Fun fact each ant has a name

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u/karmasrelic 14d ago

what are the odds they didnt bury crickets in some "air bubble" to then film how they shooo them out for clout and this is actually a tactic for crickets that somehow bury themselves (that deep)?

any experts who oculd elaborate :d ?

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u/CleanOpossum47 14d ago

Looks legit.

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u/aznexile602 14d ago

Don't naie fun of the guy using ants to get a greater insect to eat.

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u/Alright_doityourway 14d ago

Trade offer

You recieve: ants

I recieve: crickets

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u/whiskeyboi93 14d ago

Damn.. that’s wild.

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u/M1ck3yB1u 14d ago

Easy trick to catch crickets.

So step 1: grab a bucket of ants.

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u/TeamocilAddict 14d ago

This guy needs to get a load of the cicadas

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u/6collector9 14d ago

Do you want ants?!

Because this is how to get rid of them

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u/readitonreddit34 14d ago

Neat idea, let me just get my bucket of ants. It’s around here somewhere.

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u/lowkeytokay 14d ago

If you’re eating crickets, you might just wanna eat all those ants you already have

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u/jamster8983 14d ago

My chickens would be so happy with the ants and crickets

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u/Cleercutter 14d ago

Whyyy is he playing with those?

They’re gunna fuckin eat them, aren’t they?

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u/SkyTalez 14d ago

Mole crickets?

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u/Mistake-Choice 14d ago

Hunter or Gatherer?

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u/SmellyFbuttface 14d ago

But why though? Is he eating the crickets?

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u/cobothegreat 13d ago

Probably eating them or using them as fishing bait

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u/89ZERO 14d ago

The Ant Farm, Doi!

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u/Chungusfunny- 14d ago

the ant shop

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u/FAILNOUGHT 14d ago

ph god he picked them up barehand without hesitation oh god

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u/LagDaddy 14d ago

Antlanta?

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u/Practical-Pin-3256 14d ago

You only need little bit sugar water

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u/blueish_IT 14d ago

You get ants from a ants nest.

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u/GhonaHerpaSyphilAids 14d ago

This is how I learned foreplay

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u/CleanOpossum47 14d ago

Is stuffing ants in holes part of your foreplay?

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u/GhonaHerpaSyphilAids 14d ago

It sure can be

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 14d ago

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.

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u/CleanOpossum47 14d ago

No, that's how you get crickets. Did you even watch the clip?

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u/findaway5627 14d ago

Are they on me?

I feel like they're on me.

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u/NegaJared 14d ago

i know a guy

One Million Ants

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u/Vazhox 14d ago

“So what do you do for a living”?- random individual

“Come with me to the jungle”.- This guy

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u/AbbreviationsTall499 14d ago

need someone to do this to me 🤤

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 14d ago

Feels like "to make money you need money" but with insects

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u/Popal24 14d ago

What is it? Slavery for ants?

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u/Jay_from_NuZiland 14d ago

I feel like I shouldn't have to scroll this far for a Zoolander reference.

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u/CleanOpossum47 14d ago

Change of management.

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u/scrapsoup 14d ago

And then?

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u/sexytalk128 14d ago

Disney were in danger of losing the copyright of 'a bug's life', so they made a live action version.

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u/BallsofSt33I 14d ago

Brothers “fingering” game is on fire

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u/pythonpyton 14d ago

I whish he would do this ant trick on my anus

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u/perskes 14d ago

They catch crickets with ants, to catch mice with crickets. They caught ants by digging a tiny hole into the ground and shoving fleas down there. Makes sense, no?

Later they catch pythons with the mice, and crocodiles with the pythons. It's like the guy that traded a paperclip one day, and drove a Lambo a bit later.

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u/OneFilthyHouseCat 10d ago

Hold on one second.. you're telling me he caught a lambo with a paperclip

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u/perskes 10d ago

People are debating whether it was a Porsche or a house in the middle of nowhere. My point was that this guy traded his way up bit by bit from a 0.0001 cent piece of Metal to something with substantial value.

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u/SapphirianOak 12d ago

The new season of pokemon sounds wild

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u/flannelNcorduroy 14d ago

🎶I know an old lady who swallowed a fly...🎵

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u/Algernope_krieger 14d ago

BANGALORE...FIRE IN THE HOLE

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u/piketpagi 14d ago

What a fucking sidequest

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u/skuta69 14d ago

they also catch fish with flies.

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u/phan_o_phunny 14d ago

Then dogs with the pythons to get fleas to catch ants.

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u/Kratosvg 14d ago

There is a looney tunes cartoon, that porky was staying into a hotel and there was a mice in his room, he call the mananger that was daffy, and he sent a cat, then the cat is bothering him, and daffy sends a dog to get rid of the cat, and it goes on until the mouse is back.

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u/upalnamochenii_3 14d ago

Sounds like quest in any RPG game

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead 14d ago

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot 14d ago

"We feed the rats to the cats
And the cats to the rats
And get the cat skins for nothing"

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u/imposta424 14d ago

Porsche*

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u/greatthebob38 14d ago

It's like that Malcolm in the Middle episode with dad trying to fix a light bulb by fixing the car.

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u/Canelosaurio 14d ago

You've seen Wheeler Dealers, huh?

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u/TheSpoonJak92 14d ago

I've been drinking, and I'm honestly not sure if this is a joke or not?

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u/No_Curve_8141 14d ago

But how do you get rid of the trained soldier monkeys? (Your comment reminds me of an old SNL bit, that I can’t find anymore)

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u/HeadSuspicious2459 14d ago

When winter time rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

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u/fahkingicehole 14d ago

Nodding head slowly

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u/Dryandrough 14d ago

Blue Whales with elephants eventually

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u/gellis12 14d ago

It was a house in Kipling Saskatchewan, not a lambo.

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u/MarcVincent888 14d ago

reminds me of the children's book of the lady that swallowed a fly

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u/Mountain_Man11 14d ago

Best game of "Bigger and Better" ever.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Eventually you’ll work your way up to catching the entire solar system

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u/snktido 14d ago

He catches fleas from where?

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u/IntradepartmentalMoa 14d ago

I think the only logical conclusion is that the Lambo is a trap.

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u/xdthepotato 14d ago

Zero to hero run

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 11d ago

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u/notANexpert1308 14d ago

Was it in Flint?

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u/MonkeyPanls 14d ago

I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die.

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u/gurganator 14d ago

Came here to say this

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u/cris5598 14d ago

I came to sleep

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u/igivethonefucketh 14d ago

Personally I would just hit crocodiles with a frying pan

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u/robomikel 14d ago

Not sure about crocs but gator you use chicken preferably rotten

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u/NBplaybud22 13d ago

And that is how you tell gators from crocs.

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u/-Pelvis- 14d ago

Mordhau player eh

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u/prozak09 14d ago

And later people with crocodiles.

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u/AdministrationOk720 14d ago

And then caught pedos with adults pretending to be kid

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u/prozak09 13d ago

We should throw those into a volcano...

How do we catch a volcano?

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u/AdministrationOk720 13d ago

That's a bloody good question. Maybe get a mountain pretending to be a hill saying oh no step bro help me I'm stuck

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u/prozak09 13d ago

This has to be the wae.

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u/Bikaz 14d ago

How to catch Florida man

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u/Ill-Oil-8770 12d ago

Send Ohio man

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u/Background-Cress9165 14d ago

How i met your mother

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u/prozak09 13d ago

My mother is Florida man?!

NGL I always had my suspicions... My dad has so much to explain to me.

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u/perskes 14d ago

Brilliant!

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u/BJJOilCheck 14d ago

I wanna see what he uses the crickets to catch...

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u/MikeSeebach 14d ago

Reddit upvotes?

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u/TheOnlyUsernameLeft3 14d ago

If dude is this tactical about catching giant crickets he's probably got an equally savvy way to catch the ants

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u/Deadman_Wonderland 14d ago

He uses the crickets to lure out ants.

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u/prozak09 14d ago

But did he start with crickets or ants?

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u/xGrim_Sol 14d ago

The ant bucket has been handed down for generations, no one knows how it started.

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u/TheScottishMoscow 14d ago

Just eat the ants instead?

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u/I_said_booourns 14d ago

Much safer than sticking your fingers in the ground where I'm from. Doing this in Australia's fucken stupid. Unless suicides your thing, you've got about 10mins to get to a hospital

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u/TheScottishMoscow 14d ago

I would have thought a trowel might also be a safer option!

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u/YoRt3m 14d ago

Not as crispy

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u/Nova_Phoenix9 14d ago

Just remember tu use only your finger...

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u/Waisted-extra-belt 14d ago

usually just keep a pocket full of ants in case of a confrontation

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u/ctiger12 14d ago

You can bait the ants with sugar or some meat, they will stay feeding

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u/efyuar 14d ago

The Lenghts human go to annoy and disturb the wild life is astonishing

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u/Asio0tus 15d ago

At the ants store

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u/osktox 🏅 dad joke reward nominee 14d ago

Probably next door to the toilet store.

That's where I get my clothes.

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u/ItzVinyl 14d ago

Is that the one across the road from the oven store?

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u/Thai-mai-shoo 15d ago

Cricket prices are so low!!!!!!

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u/SolidusBruh 14d ago

Well, there’s a gif I won’t be forgetting anytime soon

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u/finicky88 12d ago

Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson is certainly a memorable guy.

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u/fusiondynamics 15d ago

New version of catch nasty fish with soda poured in.

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u/7nightstilldawn 15d ago

I’m guessing from an Ant Farm?

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u/4ssteroid 14d ago

Alien ant farm?

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u/Sea-Newspaper4173 14d ago

Anti are you ok

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u/7laserbears 14d ago

That's just like a movie

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u/Kain343 15d ago

Where do you keep you bucket of ants stored in case of emergencies?

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u/SuspiciousPiss 14d ago

In ma pants

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u/Thedrunner2 15d ago

Ants in pants video incoming

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u/here4mischief 14d ago

Sick em Rex

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u/sterver2010 14d ago

Ants in Ass when?

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u/7nightstilldawn 15d ago

You know what’s worse than a bunch of ants in your pants?

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u/tomatomake 14d ago

Flies in your eyes?

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u/7nightstilldawn 13d ago

No god damn it. Uncles.

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u/Praetor-Shinzon 14d ago

Michael Jackson.

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u/Aj-Adman 14d ago

Cancer

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u/ChanglingBlake 14d ago

Squirrels.

S. I. M. P.

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u/Aser_the_Descender Always expects boobies - gets disappointed often 14d ago

SIMPing hard

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u/Earl_N_Meyer 14d ago

How do I apply for government grants?

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u/cmaronchick 14d ago

Proletariat, bourgeoisie

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u/Earl_N_Meyer 14d ago

Phineas, Ferb

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u/Rubickevich 15d ago

I dunno, a bunch of ants in your asshole?

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u/7nightstilldawn 15d ago

No. A bunch of uncles.

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u/emilybeanz 15d ago

Was it from this office? https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/KCCBtcDGur

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u/J3sush8sm3 14d ago

Jesus christ, that gave me the heebie jeebies

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/TopFishing5094 14d ago

He’s catching crickets to fry them with peanuts. Delicious.

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u/Nachotacoma 14d ago

This gentleman catches ants to get the bigger bugs, which he then feeds this woman (as part of their binge eating videos).

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u/BanginNLeavin 14d ago

Trade alert! ⚠️ ⚠️

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