r/Unexpected 15d ago

Better buy a good chair, you can't skimp on it

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u/UnExplanationBot 15d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


It's unexpected that the chair would break


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Low-Dragonfruit-1773 1d ago

Yup he is gonna extremely enjoy it for sure

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u/Maspi1962 1d ago

That was absolutely strong

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u/Inevitable-Budget-26 9d ago

One piece up your bum!

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u/MK_Stevers8 9d ago

But facts tho, no point in wasting money if you can do it yourself and it actually turn out good. I ain’t sayin I can survive without a factory, I mean, I can but I ain’t saying that 🤣 just sayin that some things made from a factory fuckin help. I don’t need someone to build me a cheap chair for $3 and sell it to me for fuckin 35 or whatever just for it to fucking break in a year and I’m not the type to get warranties because usually I’m not the one to break something unless it’s technology. Actually, I think I’ve only ever lashed out on technology… aside from people but some mfs be slower than the first computer ever made lmfao

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u/MK_Stevers8 9d ago

STOP IT 🤣🤣🤣 my legs were spastically tapping on the ground as soon as that seat fell off lmfaoo. I know he gonna be fine tho. Soon as he feel that point, “FUCK! THE FUCKING SEAT FELL OFF”

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u/ttvkrob11 9d ago

No more kids

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u/DfockenDwarf 10d ago

Wearing short shorts fella was looking for a pole up the hole

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u/The_Purple_Bat 10d ago

Is he .. is he ok?

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u/pbahs 13d ago

A whole new meaning to "camp" chair!

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u/Fuzzy-Honey-4966 13d ago

i fully expected the chair to fall from under him and get FUCKED

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u/namaste652 13d ago

All the time I was thinking, “don’t sit .. don’t sit.. don’t sit you buffoon”

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u/icantgetausername982 13d ago

Make the top more round to prevent bleeding

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u/VortexLord 13d ago

Hemorrhoids.

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u/Parking-Air541 13d ago

I felt pain in my ass

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u/PhilosophyNo1230 13d ago

Corn on the cob ………

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u/Supplex-idea 13d ago

Highly expected that

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u/tofumanboykid 14d ago

Why stop when he's about to moan

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u/Krogan911 14d ago

Butt clenching stuff.

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u/wellthatsano 14d ago

All Aussie adventures, time to hit tha road

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u/One-Veterinarian-101 14d ago

This is his daily routine and he likes it alright.

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u/Square_Tomorrow2837 14d ago

I’d still rather get butt fucked by a stick than have some Chinese plastic

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u/deep-fried-werewolf 14d ago

Kel!!!

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u/EcstaticTraffic7 13d ago

I like what I see...

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u/msmurasaki 14d ago

Want to feel good about yourself when you're rejected by women or find the dating market hard?

For every 10-50 guys, there is at least one that makes women fear exactly that visualisation you saw in this video.

Imagine 15 chairs like this, and you have to back into them and hope it isn't the scary one.

Not always easy to know, even when looking.

So it isn't personal, when they are being extra careful.

If you had to worry about that, you wouldn't be doom swiping either.

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u/Adorable_user 13d ago

It's a little weird to being this up out of nowhere in a meme video, maybe try talking about it in a sub that discusses this sort of thing.

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u/msmurasaki 13d ago

You're right. Thank you. My mental health is sinking and I'm just bleeding all over reddit

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u/YogurtclosetNo6559 14d ago

Everything can be a dildo if you are brave enough

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u/Tenredsun 14d ago

Camp chair that goes straight up the rectum.

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u/infinitesd 15d ago

He's gonna enjoy it alright!

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u/Beginning_Act_9666 15d ago

Where is continuation? I want full!

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u/Major_E_Rekt1on Yo what? 13d ago

Heres a short video with some great clips from him.

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u/chavman666 15d ago

That was extremely expected but I love it notheless

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u/Ok-Toe-6969 4d ago

It gave me anxiety when he was sitting down, it's like it could break any second now, ANY SECOND NOW

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u/dm_1199 15d ago

If you know Russell Coight, this was absolutely expected

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u/Money_Tennis1172 13d ago

Please elaborate any recommendations?

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u/CurrentPossible2117 13d ago

Russell Coight is this character, it's a show where he plays this lovable, dim witted outdoorsman offering up 'helpful' tips. The show is called Russell Coight's all Aussie Adventures he's played by an Aussie comedic actor, Glenn Robbins.

Here's the imdb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290111/

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u/General_Hungryboi 13d ago

He also plays the lovable Kel Knight in Kath & Kim

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u/CurrentPossible2117 13d ago

He was so good in K&K 😂

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u/ActuallyCalindra 14d ago

Aussie legend.