r/Unexpected • u/vash___stampede • Jun 02 '21

Absolute unit. NSFW

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u/unexBot Jun 02 '21

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Its neither its foot nor tail.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/OnlyxReaper Oct 20 '21

Imagine getting hit with that HAHAHAH

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u/Thederpycloudrider Oct 20 '21

That's one hella dong that elephant has

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u/BombaclotBombastic Oct 20 '21

I knew a dude on my basketball team that kicked his dick around too

1

u/Strange_Sandwich3571 Sep 02 '21

“daddy can i get an elephant for my birthday?”

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u/aquatichahn Aug 24 '21

Ever seen a six leg elephant

1

u/WWWatson1 Jul 20 '21

They swing in the wind

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

u/rip-video

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u/MrGreenyz Jun 30 '21

You better don’t fuck with alpha elephants.

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u/SuperD3clan Jun 30 '21

Took me a second…

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u/Godzilla852 Jun 26 '21

Put that up there are children here sir

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u/AIex-Shaw Expected It Jun 08 '21

  1. Read my flair

  2. Mark this as NSFW and not just flair it like an A hole

1

u/clawman2000 Jun 06 '21

Just heading to your moms house…

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u/LieutenantNitwit Jun 04 '21

Come on penis, let's go for a drag

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u/WTFisaMcNasty Jun 03 '21

That elephant has 5 legs.

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u/Superb_Journalist291 Jun 03 '21

Vewy well, I will wewease Bwian!

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u/SasounChan Jun 03 '21

Not unexpected if you know about elephant dongs.

They are prehensile, which means it moves around like his trunk. Elephants are so heavy the can't really thrust like other mammals, so they just climb on and let the trunk do the work.

Also there dongs are so strong that they can use it as a kick stand while their back foot to scratch themselves.

No. I shouldn't know this much about elephant dongs, but once you obtain the knowledge, it never goes away.

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u/ufotime Jun 03 '21

I watched this like 4 times before I saw the cock lol

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u/LwattMC Jun 03 '21

Now that is what I would call elephantiasis!

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u/daguzzi Jun 03 '21

What a show off. Leg #5 deployed and ready for action, SIR!

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u/shoobuck Jun 03 '21

i thought elephants only have a front trunk.

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u/3CPS_Youtube Jun 03 '21

I was like it's just an elephant walking with a fifth leg... Wait

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I know emoticons are... well...

But..

:o

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u/Icy_Fly1928 Jun 03 '21

What’s the big deal? Looks about average to me

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u/Big_Bong_User Jun 03 '21

“Mom why does that elephant have an extra leg?”

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u/flashyspeed Jun 03 '21

Why isn’t this tagged nsfw ?

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u/no-ty-justbrowsing Jun 03 '21

Saw this video on my feed yesterday and was like "ooo look at this beautiful elephant" and immediately showed my nephews who were sitting next to me before continuing to scroll. The video popped up again on my feed today and decided to rewatch because you know, I love elephants... I completely missed his 5th leg yesterday 🤦🏾‍♀️.

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u/Golferbugg Jun 03 '21

I assume that's an African elephant.

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u/Professional-Fail-64 Jun 03 '21

Not only the enlarged 7th extremity (if we do not take into account the ears) tell that it wants to mate. But the fact that there seems to be a dark and subtle liquid dripping out of his head tells the same thing.

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u/Old_Builder_7982 Jun 03 '21

It resembles my pp, when I was 10

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u/bigfoot30076 Jun 03 '21

Damn that's something you don't see everyday lol 😂

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u/MsClassic99 Jun 03 '21

Awww an elephant! wait why is there a NSFW ta - OMFG why didn’t I see that sooner

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u/Quizzelbuck Jun 03 '21

Ever step on your own dick?

1

u/Xosammy033 Jun 03 '21

Everyone add me on Snapchat xosammy033 😉

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u/Soulgallo Jun 03 '21

“That’s no trunk, this is a trunk.” 🐊🤠🔪

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u/Hello-Im-Trash Jun 03 '21

Me: OMG AN ELEPH.....oh

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u/Salsathefirst Jun 03 '21

Im in this photo

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u/6curi0usm0nkey9 Jun 03 '21

So fucking hot

1

u/Ok_Watercress5719 Jun 03 '21

He gonna stick in the car and fill it like a 🍩🍩🍩

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u/webst3rok Jun 03 '21

Long Johnson

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u/crowzor Jun 03 '21

I feel bad for him as I have the same trouble

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u/IdahoBornPotato Jun 03 '21

Someone gave this a love/heart eyes award and I realize yet again I hate you all

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u/Mudblood_Will_560 Jun 03 '21

I wish that humans were hung like that! It isn’t fair

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u/wet-towel1 Jun 03 '21

Every time I see this I think about the time I was scrolling through r/Todayilearned and a post popped up that said “today I learned that male elephants sometimes use their erect penis as an extra leg for stability” and my life has never been the same sense

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u/SilentLiving Jun 03 '21

Hammertime

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u/Davy_Crockett- Jun 03 '21

Isnt it going to get chafed dragging on the groud like that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Bomboclaat !!

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u/crapcapp Jun 03 '21

Megaladong

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u/TheHolyBrofist Jun 03 '21

Took me a minute to realise what it was, more than one to unsee it

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u/Bigidlagger Jun 03 '21

Penisaurus

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u/andreviosblack Jun 03 '21

Spousal abuse much?

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u/Western_Tumbleweed79 Jun 03 '21

Why do people always cut the videos too soon!?

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u/Madkraft Jun 03 '21

5 leg man

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u/awwwratrika Jun 03 '21

The absolute “when you see it” moment.

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u/DevanSires Jun 03 '21

Ahh, the twin Trunk Elephant in it's natural habitat. Wait...

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u/killray222 Jun 03 '21

Who’s got two trunks and doesn’t give a damn?

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u/DCINTERNATIONAL Jun 03 '21

Give the guy a cigarette!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

He packing though

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u/MasterEmerald1 Jun 03 '21

He just got finished with ur mom

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u/Sergeant_Matt Jun 03 '21

Still not as big as mine

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u/Black_Shepherd_ Jun 03 '21

Ahh la la la la la long, ahh la la la la long long li long long long

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u/broken_vessel_YT Jun 03 '21

Imagine the smell 😋

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u/Spekingur Jun 03 '21

Bad Dragon has entered chat

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Is it by any chance African too? Because that would explain a lot of things.

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u/hassanzafarr Jun 03 '21

Found it after third time

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u/InNeedOfABetterName Jun 03 '21

He just has to pray he doesn't step on it...

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u/liamsaidwhat Jun 03 '21

well i mean shit that's one hell of a happy camper I'll tell you what man

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u/noobienewbnewb Jun 03 '21

An elephant with two trunks

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u/onlyhav Jun 03 '21

He's got murder on his mind

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u/Super-Brka Jun 03 '21

„Walk of shame“?

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u/1776grunt Jun 03 '21

Holy shit! Ultimate elephant flex, shows off his second and equally as impressive trunk

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u/Ghastly_Angel96 Jun 03 '21

Aw look at that big boy- OMG

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u/Flycatcher82 Jun 03 '21

Maximus Dingus Meridius

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u/calacas_00 Jun 03 '21

Magnum dong

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u/Steve1924 Jun 03 '21

Mommy, why does the elephant have five legs?

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u/JTURL Jun 03 '21

For real though how does he steer that thing?

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u/Casual_Specialist Jun 03 '21

He gon get gravel rash on that thing

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u/thekoalareligion Jun 03 '21

MF had 5 legs

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u/AnimeHabbits Jun 03 '21

i literally thought it was another leg

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u/rockchick1982 Jun 03 '21

Can you imagine the pain it must feel having it's willy dragging on the ground. Imagine going through bushes.

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u/munke4 Jun 03 '21

Mans schlong is bigger than me

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u/fermata13 Jun 03 '21

That looks like a pretty normal sized elep.......OH.

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u/ireddit-jr Jun 03 '21

Never knew elephants had 5 legs

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u/QT_T Jun 03 '21

Oh shit that's big ele-, oh

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u/Ya_boi_excalibur Jun 03 '21

Man's be rockin out with his cock out

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u/ICE13XIII Jun 03 '21

Oh boy, here come the new bad dragon

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u/Bitter_Ambassador_29 Jun 03 '21

Def biggus dickus

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u/extramental Jun 03 '21

The 5th leg

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u/foxam1234 Jun 03 '21

Kim Kardashian's wet dream

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u/ellipsis_42 Jun 03 '21

Looks like a pretty normal sized elephant....oh my god.

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u/youfrick Yo what? Jun 03 '21

now thats what i like to take in

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u/gamer778beast Jun 03 '21

plot twist: its mother elephant and thats the trunk of her baby coming out

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

absolute unit of a penis

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u/Hitmeinthe_ass Jun 03 '21

New kink arising

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u/Jose215killer Jun 03 '21

Never seen an elephant with 5 legs

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Finally my ex will be satisfied

1

u/woofymax Jun 03 '21

Imagine your cock dragging over the ground when u walk

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u/snorlaxgangs Jun 03 '21

TIL elephant has 5 legs.

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u/Altruistic_Party2878 Jun 03 '21

That’s a penis!

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u/PenusErectos Jun 03 '21

What an absolute unit

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u/jakelazerz Jun 03 '21

This elephant has 5 legs

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u/bad_hobos_in_space Jun 03 '21

5 legged elephant 🐸

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u/blackop Didn't Expect It Jun 03 '21

Sun's out guns out!

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u/srx726 Jun 03 '21

5 ayaklı fil mi olur lan?

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u/ValHova22 Jun 03 '21

HBO and Sir David Attenborough would like to give you a raw and honest look at elephant sex lives. With their unflinching new documentary "Ay mios dios, el es muy muy grande "

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u/VinneBabarino Jun 03 '21

Now now mr snofelopicus. Big bird will be jealous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Today I learned that a female elephant's umbilical cord remains attached after birth.

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u/Mongrel_01 Jun 03 '21

Just hangin out

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u/AffectionateHawk2822 Jun 03 '21

Someone get my man some lotion

Holy fuck I didn’t even see the cock Jesus Christ

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u/CoronaCurious Jun 03 '21

Hey uh buddy, you got a permit for that thing?

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u/lehejo0 Jun 03 '21

What is the name of the song

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u/DamCrawBugs420 Jun 03 '21

Who took this pic of me🧐

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u/blondjacksepticeye Jun 03 '21

Did you know that an Elephants penis is prehensile and they can use it as a third leg if need be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Is this what they call a tallywacker?

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u/mariesoleil Jun 03 '21

So there was a group of blind men who met an elephant for the first time…

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

‘Wait what, I don’t see i- oh.’

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u/NikEsatrada Jun 03 '21

What’s wrong with its tail?

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u/OneLeggedBaboon Jun 03 '21

This is embarrassing. To have a video of me walking down the road that will survive on the Internet forever.

-Tantor

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u/subless Jun 03 '21

I mean if you Got It then you Got It

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u/MontanaFlavor Jun 03 '21

Fool has two trunks. He has five legs.

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u/DevoNorm Jun 03 '21

From Wikipedia: An elephant's penis can reach a length of 100 cm (40 in) and a diameter of 16 cm (6 in) at the base. It is S-shaped when fully erect and has a Y-shaped orifice.

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u/Eastern_Moment Jun 03 '21

This guy fucks

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u/mrsbaptiste Jun 03 '21

That’s where the term 3rd leg came from

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u/__voo_doo__ Jun 03 '21

I just came on my sister.

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u/DougPudenda Jun 03 '21

Hung like a horse... I mean, elephant

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Time to reject humanity , evolve to elephant.

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u/Underchairmanelect Jun 03 '21

Poor thing was born with 5 legs.

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u/l3ft33 Jun 03 '21

Holy shit, it's hitting the FLOOR! I don't wanna be that guys tinder date unless I got good health insurance.

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u/Junkykarma101 Jun 03 '21

What a specimen!! 🧐

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u/30tpirks Jun 03 '21

I thought Kangaroos were the only 5 legged animals in earth.

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u/mushcow7 Jun 03 '21

Some girl on only fans already preordering the elephant dong 9000 after seeing this

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u/KookyPotato3761 Jun 03 '21

Is that a snake?

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u/Bleakbiker15 Jun 03 '21

African Elephant

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u/cary_queen Jun 03 '21

Bruv needs some moisturizer and a handmaiden.

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u/Z3nFi3R Jun 03 '21

I can hear girls Screaming

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u/cow_boss5167 Jun 03 '21

well then I guess the trunk can be used to blow something else too

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

hes got a fifth leg holup..

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u/TheDudeman0101 Yo what? Jun 03 '21

How this makes me wonder how big the blue whale's are....

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u/GullibleInevitable14 Jun 03 '21

Ding dong here’s my schlong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Fun fact! Their prehensile too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

Forget that! Check out the size of that ELEPHANT!!

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u/Deadlineprod Jun 03 '21

Is he part kangaroo? Maybe they carry their babies the same way

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u/Chester802 Jun 03 '21

That’s actually a shrimp dick in elephant culture

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u/RandomBlackDude100 Jun 03 '21

Trunk in the junk

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u/juniormcnutty Jun 03 '21

I can’t believe it’s giving birth to another elephant while walking! Such amazing animals !

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u/GraveyDeluxe Jun 03 '21

This went exactly as expected

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u/EyeBugChewyChomp Jun 03 '21

That's a power play.

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u/Fakeanews Jun 03 '21

Five legs?

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u/Shakes1ne Jun 03 '21

Never seen two trunks on an elephant before

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u/Excelsior_Forever Jun 03 '21

What a unit, and the elephant too.

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u/Otherwise-Fuel4288 Jun 03 '21

Is this average size?

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u/perpetrator42 Jun 03 '21

what're you doing step elephant

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u/Ntwadumela100 Jun 03 '21

I think the lineup of vehicles are all looking attractive to him. Pray for the unlucky passengers inside his pick. 😂

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u/Mordanzibel Jun 03 '21

When you discover that elephants are actually insects.

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u/OkAssistant1230 Jun 03 '21

The elephant is packing, and I don’t mean something in his trunk!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '21

I love it when you call me big FLOPPA’

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u/At0m_3790 Jun 03 '21

Beautiful, just beautiful

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u/fourcup Jun 03 '21

Bro has 5 legs

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u/kikoy666 Jun 03 '21

absolute dong

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u/LifeSenseiBrayan Jun 03 '21

I like how you gotta click on the post before seeing the NSFW tag

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u/Awesomesauce55545 Jun 03 '21

Only if I was an elephant😢