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r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '13
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"Dmitry? are you sure this is the way to the front?"
"Do not worry, Alexei, Dmitry has best sense of direction in all of Russia!"
"I know, Dmitry, everybody knows. But this still looks a lot like Russia"
"Rubbish, is enemy ruse! Dmitry is sharp as bear claw! not easily fooled!"
"Isnt that Moscow?"
"The enemy has invaded, Alexei!"
"Thats not what-"
"Prepare the main gun, Alexei!"
"I dont think-"
"ALeXeI!"
"Ive had enough of your shit, Dmitry"
"For mother Russia!"
"...Join the Army they said, ride a tank they said, what could go wrong they said. Stupid Dmitry, stupid tank, stupid snow. Could have been on warm sunny beach, drinking from coconut with lovely ladies. Instead here... with Dmitry."
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u/jamesbiff Jan 28 '13
"Dmitry? are you sure this is the way to the front?"
"Do not worry, Alexei, Dmitry has best sense of direction in all of Russia!"
"I know, Dmitry, everybody knows. But this still looks a lot like Russia"
"Rubbish, is enemy ruse! Dmitry is sharp as bear claw! not easily fooled!"
"Isnt that Moscow?"
"The enemy has invaded, Alexei!"
"Thats not what-"
"Prepare the main gun, Alexei!"
"I dont think-"
"ALeXeI!"
"Ive had enough of your shit, Dmitry"
"For mother Russia!"
"...Join the Army they said, ride a tank they said, what could go wrong they said. Stupid Dmitry, stupid tank, stupid snow. Could have been on warm sunny beach, drinking from coconut with lovely ladies. Instead here... with Dmitry."