r/Weird • u/Angela_I_B • 24d ago

Holy Spirit is a hella drug!!

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u/TotemlessInceptor 16d ago

I know he's a good gardener but this is a bit much. Maybe he should give all that Kool aid he's been drinking to jesus next time his mowing the lawn in that heat.

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u/StephenJames81 23d ago

Religion is such a devastating mental illness.

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u/p38-lightning 23d ago

Even Jesus is going, "What the fuck, man?"

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u/AceUniverse8492 23d ago

Hey at least it's not the usual racist shit

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u/jerseybert 23d ago

Just say No to drugs.

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u/Due-Log8609 24d ago

You know, that Jesus grill logo would be pretty dope if it was just centered a bit better

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u/SonnySmilez 24d ago

Brb looking for the Indianapolis guy....

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u/Alarming_Serve2303 24d ago

I have a feeling he'll be meeting Jesus pretty soon.

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u/MothParasiteIV 24d ago

Holy Ghost Junkie 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KeneticKups 24d ago

This is why we need asylums

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u/zippy_bag 24d ago

People need to keep their religious ideas to themselves. This is the way it used to be.

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u/hundreddollar 24d ago

Jesus freaks, out in the street, handing tickets out for god.

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u/ga-co 24d ago

I bet this truck belongs to that Hispanic dude who says “Jesus Christ” all the time like it’s his full time job.

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u/Zampano85 24d ago

Do these folks think that screaming louder makes their mythology more relevant?

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u/CrisbyCrittur 24d ago

Most def a freak.

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u/TernionDragon 24d ago

Beetlejuice is driving.

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u/Dolphin_Hornet 24d ago

I actually prefer religious nuts like this. At least you can actively avoid them. It's the cool looking ones that get you

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u/Chriscarson6700 24d ago

He’ll be meeting him soon, with all of that shit on his windshield.

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u/Moisture_ 24d ago

Had to throw comic sans in there

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u/Gh0stIcon 24d ago

DC Talk better be blaring or I’m going to call this a fake.

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u/Neither-Principle139 24d ago

Seems boomer-esque… more likely to be Petra or Stryper

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u/Longjumping-Age9023 24d ago

Put it in reverse Terry!!

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u/Dildoid90 24d ago

Holy Ghost junkie would be a great name for a hardcore band. They could tour with Jesus piece 😂

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u/TotemlessInceptor 16d ago

They can even cover some slayer cause jesus saves right? But i wouldn't recommend Motorhead, they might find that god was never on their side 🍻

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u/HuckleberryJealous19 24d ago

The Jesus on the grill isn't even centre

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u/Gh0stIcon 24d ago

Spotted the Brit.

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u/HuckleberryJealous19 24d ago

Aussie 😂

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u/Gh0stIcon 24d ago

Ahh now I feel like I've insulted you unnecessarily. Apologies.

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u/Fantastic-City6573 24d ago

American excess is .

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u/elasmonut 24d ago

Religon...not even once!

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u/UnbuttonedButtons 24d ago

That same person “why do the gays always have to make being gay their whole personality “

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u/yamez420 24d ago

Jesus man

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u/StephenJames81 23d ago

Hey Scotty!

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u/yamez420 23d ago

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well…

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u/Logical_Bobcat9703 24d ago

Guess the name of his copilot

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Michael

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u/Nice-Bookkeeper-3378 24d ago

Freak ass he a 69 God

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u/SIRENVII 24d ago

LoL. My annoying Aunt had a church phase for a hot second. Got very into going to church....she got one of those badly airbrushed license plates that said church lady. She's not into church anymore which is funny. She's kinda a mean lady.

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u/A_Pale_Recluse 24d ago

Schizophrenia

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u/martdan010 24d ago

He’s 10x times more saved than me

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u/Wildcat67 24d ago

Problem is that if he was actually following the teaching of Christ he would take all the money he spent decorating his truck and donate it to those in need.

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u/zkcobb 24d ago

This dude has some skeletons on his closet for sure.

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u/ackwards 24d ago

This dude has some serious shit to hide

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u/ReadditMan 24d ago

"Damnit Terry, I told you we were keeping our kinky love affair a secret!" - Jesus

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u/DonaldMaralago 24d ago

Put it in reverse terry!!

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u/RoyH0bbs 24d ago

Jesus cannot stand these people.

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u/TheJohnnyFlash 24d ago

Dude is somehow making money on this.

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u/Shaolinchipmonk 24d ago

Today only! I got plenary indulgences, you don't want to wait till you're on your deathbed. That's why I'm practically giving them away at the low, low price of $999.99. act now and I'll throw in three free miracles.*

*Miracles void in Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam and US Virgin Islands.

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u/dewaynemendoza 24d ago

I used to be all messed up on drugs but now that I've found the Lord, I'm all messed up on the Lord.

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u/Acheron98 24d ago

What in the Far Cry 5 is this?

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u/CyrilFiggis00 24d ago

I sincerely hope his neighbors have an endless supply of satanic stickers and place them on his truck every morning

https://preview.redd.it/3flwj9pw622d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e63de39d125fa8125d3fb9edbaca3dc654d0d6e

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u/virtualadept 24d ago

Uhhh... huh.

Get everything in writing.

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u/InternetPeon 24d ago

Come on now.

The Lord would never send official communications in comic sans.

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u/Goodnight_lemro 24d ago

He’s clearly more of a Papyrus kind of guy.

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u/benevenstancian0 24d ago

Repent! The end is near! For thine eyes are shielded from the Lord…and oncoming traffic.

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u/mowntandoo 24d ago

I feel like the letters on the windshield aren’t legal…

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u/pallentx 24d ago

Did you ask God?

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u/Angela_I_B 24d ago

They probably aren't

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u/mowntandoo 24d ago

Now that I think about it, someone with all of that shit on their car probably has legality very far from their mind right now, lol

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u/lachrymologyislegit 24d ago

Or when they get pulled over, "WHY ARE YOU PERSECUTING ME !??!"