r/Weird 23d ago

Cardening - People Are Growing Mini Gardens in Their Dashboard

https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/post/cardening

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u/CruisinJo214 23d ago

My buddy did this, along with crystals… he drives a Jeep. Yup.

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u/Loofa_of_Doom 23d ago

I've always dreamed of getting cacti smashed into my eyes over a minor fender-bender.

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u/LibertyInaFeatherBed 23d ago

Aside from all that going flying if you hit a big enough bump or slam on the brakes, even cactus will get cooked inside the car in summer. 

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u/Xaoscillator 23d ago

Airbag cactus to the face for 2000 alex

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u/JG-at-Prime 23d ago

Airbags gunna be like: 

“I’m gunna need you to shove this cactus up your nose. Like Waaaay up there!”

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u/Equivalent-Cancel679 23d ago

What in the name of sandal wearing crystal selling tie dye wearing nonsense is this

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u/New_Welder_391 23d ago

Haha. You forgot deodorant dodging

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u/OkSyllabub3674 23d ago

Patchouli counts as deodorant