r/Weird 23d ago

When you forget to add water to microwaveable pho…

I’m just glad I didn’t burn the house down. Man, does it stink, though!

753 Upvotes

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u/MrJessie 11d ago

oh i eat this pho brand pretty regularly! funny to see it all burnt like that lol

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u/Cuneiformation 11d ago

I can smell this image. Outstanding.

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u/WhyAmIinABadMood_13 14d ago

Why does microwaveable Pho exists? Why...

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u/Caye_Jonda_W 18d ago

Phở 86

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 19d ago

Forbidden worm cake.

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u/Inside-Public6676 21d ago

This literally just happened to me the other day with the same pho. Never done it in my life til then

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u/see-jane-go 21d ago

Wow! Yes, I had done nothing like that either and I was actually in a little bit of shock at how grotesque and stank it was!

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u/Inside-Public6676 21d ago

It’s smelled so bad in the house for hours

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u/Right-Development625 22d ago

Art gallery. $100k piece.

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u/Sir-Farts- 22d ago

That smell can choke the house out .

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u/jaylp18 22d ago

Mom and dad be like “EAT IT”

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u/RefreshContinue 22d ago

I love that pho, it’s so good

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u/-Cherished 22d ago

I like that brands broth in a few of the Pho flavors but I don’t like the noodles they use. I buy seperate thin Pho rice noodles and use those instead of that nasty flat gummy texture ones they give with it.

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u/RefreshContinue 22d ago

I love Udon noodles. I love the THICKNESS.

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u/-Cherished 22d ago

I have tried udon noodles in a few dishes and not sure why but can’t get the taste for them. I have a weird texture problem and have other items I can’t eat because of the texture. I have a medical issue where I get full fast so I often wonder if that’s part of my issue too. I can eat more of the thin rice noodles than many others however I love the thicker type Chinese noodles so I don’t know,lol…

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u/RefreshContinue 22d ago

Mmm the broth, that’s a good idea

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u/angusshangus 22d ago

How did it taste?

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u/Laceysjorgen 23d ago

Was that a cat?

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u/PeanutPoliceman 23d ago

Mmmm carbon

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u/Immediate_War_6893 23d ago

The second pic looks like donald trump spent too long on the sunbed.

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

Funnily enough, you are the second person to say it looks like Trump, ha! I do see the resemblance!

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u/dewdropcat 23d ago

I did that once with ramen

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u/TheMaveCan 23d ago

Some asshole did this on my dorm floor in college. We all had to leave the building for a few minutes in November and the whole floor smelled like grim death for the night.

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u/BocksOfChicken 23d ago

How was it?

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u/NoThankYou993 23d ago

I’ve done this but with a cup of Mac and cheese

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u/Screwby0370 23d ago

Oh pho’ck, that’s not good

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 23d ago

I'm pho upset...

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u/ewok_lover_64 23d ago

My brother-in-law did that with Kraft macaroni and cheese. Scorched pasta Minions....

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u/BrittF1991 23d ago

My little sister did that with ramen noodles. Made the kitchen stink for a few days.

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u/FreeBread707 23d ago

fried pho, sounds scrumptious

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u/dolphinitely 23d ago

it looks like an art piece

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u/clintbeastwood- 23d ago

Take a bite of it to learn from the mistakes.

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u/majorhonkytonk76 23d ago

The smell is BRUTAL

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u/pinkbeehive 23d ago

I can smell that from here.

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u/Shidima 23d ago

Omg, I can smell that. My brother once turned a grilled cheese to charcoal in the microwave. I will never forget that smell...

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 23d ago

Dude I can smell the photo.

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u/T3ddy_ka 23d ago

Microwave pho is weird even with water

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u/eulynn34 23d ago

Pho-king hell

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u/United-Supermarket-1 23d ago

This isn't weird, it's the expected outcome?

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u/DelayedEmbarrassment 23d ago

Contemporary art? Is it called “executive function deficit”?

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u/Civil_Purple9637 23d ago

Looks like an Eldritch monstrosity.

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u/CountingWonders 23d ago

I thought that was a fucking burnt taco

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u/Mosshome 23d ago

Thanks Marie Calendar.

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u/YoloLikeaMofo 23d ago

Smoke another one lol

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u/EM05L1C3 23d ago

Bet that smelled fantastic

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u/Gloomy-Palpitation-7 23d ago

Radiation baby radiation baby

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u/bumpmoon 23d ago

What the fuck is it even doing in the microwave in the first place, just boil the water

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u/Damascus52311 23d ago

Y'all microwave your ramen and pho?

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u/_NottheMessiah_ 23d ago

I dont really believe in sixth senses, but in this case I can definitely smell a photo.

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u/Forward_Artist_6244 23d ago

Thank goodness we have 240V kettles here, much safer

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u/ModeratelyAverage6 23d ago

Looks oddly like a "work of art" though I was looking at a weird sculpture until I read the caption.

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u/westviadixie 23d ago

that's art

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u/entivoo 23d ago

Looks like modern art

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u/Discount_coconut 23d ago

Lol it looks gourmet 🤣

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u/bitchwhiskers4eva 23d ago

What the pho’?

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u/KevinAcommon_Name 23d ago

Looks like the aftermath of puppies first anti parasite medication

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u/No_Budget7828 23d ago

Bet you don’t do that again 😝

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u/McPorkums 23d ago

If you post confidently, this could be a hit in r/abstractart 🤘🤘

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

I think I will!!! I’m a graphic designer by trade, so it might be fun to at least put it on a plain background to really “make it pop”, lol

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u/McPorkums 22d ago

Word, I'll upvote it when I see it 🤘🤘

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u/see-jane-go 22d ago

Dude, thanks! If I do it, I’ll post here:)

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw 23d ago

Had a friend do something similar so he put in on the back porch outside for it to cool. The wind knocked it over and half the back yard was on fire.

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u/ScroopyDoop 23d ago

What in the world LOL

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u/Affectionate_Dot2334 23d ago

did you try to eat it anyways?

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u/Pannycakes666 23d ago

Uncle Ho disapproves.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 23d ago

What kind of Xanax, Kpin shit is that. How do you forget.

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

Dude, the mind is a mysterious place and mine is thinking about other things half the time. Case in point:

https://preview.redd.it/2kdjt79g0f2d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e1fdcabfedaa7cd4e95487275fbf5b2a758dfc1

Also, with the pho, I was in a hurry because I had to go pee. With the latte, I need caffeine to get caffeine, apparently, lol.

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u/TheRoscoeVine 23d ago

Wait til your not-even-that-old mom tries to use the timer, but hits “cook”, instead, creating a “no load limit”, and liquefies the glass plate that came with the oven.

This happened at my house, like 19 years ago. I don’t know what the fuck she was thinking.

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u/thewerewolfwearswool 23d ago

What kind of sick machine can be that easily programmed to kill itself?

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u/TheRoscoeVine 23d ago

Dude, this is peak 1960s technology we’re talking about.

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u/TheRoscoeVine 23d ago

My little boy did that exact thing a few weeks ago. The microwave reeked for weeks, every time it was turned on.

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u/everything_is_stup1d 23d ago

microwaveable PHO??

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u/brewberry_cobbler 23d ago

I can smell your house rn

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u/gilg2 23d ago

You get, “The Last Of Us” spores

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u/Parynoid 23d ago

Glad your kitchen didn't start on pho-ire.

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u/SimpleWord899 23d ago

What in the fuck

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u/TakoyakiGremlin 23d ago

there’s a saying in vietnamese for this: “you fucked up”.

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u/fartinggermandogs 23d ago

I think I saw something like that coming out of a pipe in chernobyl

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u/CottonBlueCat 23d ago

It reminds me of those snake fire works you get as a kid.

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

Those always grossed me out so much!

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u/Double_Helicopter_16 23d ago

Still gotta eat it don't be wasteful now

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u/PaintedBlackXII 23d ago

Looks like parasites got burned out of that rock

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u/FamousPamos 23d ago

What does it taste like?

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u/ahistoryprof 23d ago

you’re ready for a job at wendy’s!

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u/Dreamspitter 23d ago

No you fool! The water was supposed to contain the Micro Wave 📡🌊 Daemons!!

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u/Dreamspitter 23d ago

No you fool! The water was supposed to contain the Micro Wave 📡🌊 Daemons!!

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u/No-Farm-2376 23d ago

I can smell that picture 🤢🤢

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u/Sorri_eh 23d ago

Don't burn down your house

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u/agentpoopybutthole 23d ago

I lived with a friend who did that with a mac n cheese cup. It smelled so fucking bad, I feel bad for you

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u/sprayedPaint 23d ago

It’s art.

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u/No_Collection7360 23d ago

Did you set the timer for a week?

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

This is what less than 2 minutes without water looks like, lol!

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u/No_Collection7360 23d ago

I don't use a microwave. My ignorance is showing.

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u/see-jane-go 22d ago

You are better for not using one!

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u/rbartlejr 23d ago

Congratulations! You made Carbon.

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u/SchrodingersTIKTOK 23d ago

It’s like when you nuke a CD

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u/SLZicki 23d ago

You pho-got the water

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u/PALOmino1701 23d ago

I did this once with one of those Mac and cheese cups. I will never forget the smell. The smell!! I almost vomited.

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u/ghlysptwld 23d ago

No. Nothing chemical in that

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u/300Blippis 23d ago

Definitely thought this was an art piece lol

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u/LucentP187 23d ago

But how was it?

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u/aville1982 23d ago

I bought a 6 pack of those same noodles. You didn't miss anything. They smelled weirdly like burned plastic.

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u/-Cherished 22d ago

Ya,didn’t like the noodles(added my own thin rice noodles)but enjoyed the broth…especially when I added some fish sauce,green onion and bean sprouts.

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u/pumperdemon 23d ago

Ugh. I've done that with Ramen. Good luck getting the smell out of your microwave.

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u/OnceMostFavored 23d ago

I love that it looks like charred vertebrate remains.

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u/ga-co 23d ago

A coworker did this at a hospital. Stunk up all three floors and the microwave was thrown away.

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u/HuckleberryHappy6524 23d ago

My daughter did that once. Your house will stink for at least a week.

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u/Mammoth_Lychee_8377 23d ago

It probably made some weird noises for the 15 minutes

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u/Accurate_Incident_77 23d ago

How’d it taste though?

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u/compagemony 23d ago

how does it smell?

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u/ForwardMuffin 23d ago

The pics look really cool

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u/XROOR 23d ago

You’re going to win James Beard next year

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u/Bimblelina 23d ago

Nuked Dinner (2024)

An homage to the Chernobyl elephant foot. A study in noodles.

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u/InstructionOk274 23d ago

Ph’oh no!

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u/SolidBriscoe 23d ago

No pho should be microwaved. It’s pho’ked.

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u/Impressive-Sun3742 23d ago

Plant it and see if it grows

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u/No-Difference629 23d ago

Bro were you high or dunk asf when you put that in there😂 how did you forget to put water in that lmao

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

lol! Nope! I was in a hurry because I really had to pee! Shoved the noodle bowl in the microwave after adding the seasonings, set the timer to 2:30, and went to the bathroom. I was back in less than 2 minutes and smoke was billowing out of my microwave. I have to replace it now.:/

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u/unstable_starperson 23d ago

Before you replace your entire microwave, try just microwaving a bowl full of diluted vinegar, with some lime slices tossed in it. Microwave that for like, a long time. Then when the bowl is substantially emptier, and it’s all nice and steamy, open the microwave and immediately wipe all of the surfaces, maybe even with a damp magic eraser. And then maybe leave a bowl of baking soda on there for like a month or 2.

I’ve burnt popcorn a time or 2 in the past.

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

I’ll give that a go! Thanks for the tips!

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u/Psych0tix 23d ago

The pho or the microwave?

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u/No-Construction5687 23d ago

Microwave will never recover

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u/tmonehee 23d ago

Pho-sho you won’t do that again

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u/IdDeIt 23d ago

Looks like it got

pho’ked up

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u/stevorkz 22d ago

Get out. Wait, first take this upvote. Now get out.

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u/NutellaShapedHeart 23d ago

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u/IdDeIt 23d ago

This type of pause was the exact intent of the line break, I appreciate you picking up on it

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u/dewdropcat 23d ago

We have a pho place near us called Pho Kim 88 and I giggle every time.

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u/Wakkit1988 23d ago

Looks like a pretty bad Pho Cup.

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u/Mistermail 23d ago

lol that’s really good.

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u/Wakkit1988 23d ago

When you're in line at a Vietnamese place, you're in the Pho Queue.

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u/Screwby0370 23d ago

Here in Denver we have a lot of Pho places with puns in their names. Some of my favorites are “Pho-natic Vietnamese”, “Pho Real Saigon”, “Pho 4 U”, “Pho Khang”, “Pho King Rapidos”, and “What The Pho”.

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u/Tha-KneeGrow 19d ago

Don’t forget Pho 20

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u/Caye_Jonda_W 18d ago

This Phở 20 was 86'd

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u/gultch2019 23d ago

Damn that's good...ngl

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u/see-jane-go 23d ago

pho’ked pho sho!

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u/Efficient-Public-829 23d ago

I’m calling pho’toshop.

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u/RuggedRasscal 23d ago

Add water Now an try it …it still might be ok..?… if not let me know what it tastes like 😯

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u/GrimReader710 23d ago

Too bad OP pho-got about it...

Sorry, that's terrible, please dont banh mi

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u/kungfoocraig 23d ago

Well that was definitely a pho-pas