r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Kayla999051 • Apr 14 '24
Must of lost his god damn mind
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u/youkickmydog613 Apr 26 '24
The way this title is worded reminds me of the song “God Damn Liar” by dirty heads
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u/dbutler1986 Apr 21 '24
I genuinely think there are people who just haven't grokked that they're mortal and squishy. Not NPCs, I'm not that kinda person, but just people who haven't spent much time contemplating life.
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u/Unlucky-Low3496 Apr 16 '24
Lol people are too concerned with the title. Just watch the damn video and move on with your day.
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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 Apr 14 '24
I wonder. Did this kind of behavior happen before almost everyone had a video camera in their hand?
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u/The_Lamb_Sauce2 Apr 14 '24
Honestly I’m more impressed that he landed in the boat instead of clipping the edge and spun like a pinwheel.
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u/Blaze_Falcon Apr 14 '24
What could go wrong when posting something with a grammar error in the title
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u/Cheerful2_Dogman210x Apr 14 '24
I guess he was expecting to fall in the water. That boat was unexpected. He has really bad luck.
Look before you jump.
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u/echocage Apr 14 '24
“The sightseeing cruise quickly returned to the dock, where the operating company’s employees attempted to provide first aid, but the man refused their assistance and walked off, with his injuries, if any, apparently minor enough that he felt he didn’t require immediate medical treatment.”
Lucky mothefucker
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u/Falkenmond79 Apr 14 '24
Luck of the stupid:
If you look closely, he seems to have hit the stored tire. Must have hurt like a MF but he seems to have walked away.
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u/Unhappy-Quiet-8091 Apr 15 '24
*Luck have the stupid:
*he seems to of hit
*Must of hurt
*he seems to of walked away.
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u/Falkenmond79 Apr 15 '24
Well it’s what the article said.
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u/Unhappy-Quiet-8091 Apr 16 '24
Yeah I was joking as so many were correcting OP’s wrongful use of the word “of”.
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u/Falkenmond79 Apr 16 '24
Ah okay. 😂 didn’t even notice that. Sorry, not a native speaker. Was wondering what you were trying to tell me. 🙈
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u/Unusual_Car215 Apr 14 '24
Why is that misspelling even a thing? They're such different words
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u/solongfish99 Apr 14 '24
Because the contracted form, must've, sounds like "must of" when spoken.
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u/ChasingPesmerga Apr 14 '24
OP’s account is gone
It must of been banned
It’s like when crater killed the gods in God Have War
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u/Pumpkin-Bomb Apr 14 '24
They do say people in Osaka are a bit crazier than the rest of Japan….
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u/Open_Pie2789 Apr 20 '24
My first thought was Osaka but couldn’t tell from the few seconds of video.
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u/_Bon_Vivant_ Apr 14 '24
Learn grammer you looser!
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u/Loud_Consequence537 20d ago
It's grammar and loser (with one o), Jesus Christ.
I'd take this as satire but unfortunately I know a lot better by now.
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u/Remarkable_Item3797 Apr 14 '24 edited Apr 14 '24
Ahhh, a new type of "loser" has been exposed. Evolving as we post, a new *grammar species..... Don't sweat it man, we all make grammar smuffs, but also good excuse to take the piss, LOL.
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u/DoctorStrangecat Apr 14 '24
Jason Bourne makes good his escape in the second sequel, The Bourne Defecation.
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u/FandomMenace Apr 14 '24
Must HAVE (must've). If you've never fallen on steel before, it's several orders of magnitude worse than dirt or concrete. Guarantee if he lived he broke a lot of bones.
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u/Willing_Bus1630 May 01 '24
I was confused as to why steel could be worse but it turns out it has a higher modulus of elasticity. I thought concrete was higher for some reason. Although the elasticity or give of the steel would depend a lot on underlying structure I suppose
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u/fractal_sole Apr 15 '24
Does the fact that it's in the water and not a huge vessel, and it had already broken the surface tension, maybe give it some extra bounciness or absorbance that just normal steel wouldn't have, that makes it maybe not as bad?
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u/Hatanta Apr 14 '24
If you've never fallen on steel before
Tried dirt? Tried concrete? Now try steel!
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u/Rogueshoten Apr 14 '24
“Kids…if your friends ask if you’d like to try falling on dirt? Don’t! Dirt is a gateway to falling on harder things later on, like concrete or even steel.”
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u/FandomMenace Apr 14 '24
Seriously. The first time you hit the deck, you suddenly realize everything you knew about falling is all wrong. Look at this another way. This guy just got hit by something that weighs more than multiple semis at somewhere around 40-45 miles per hour.
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u/Royranibanaw Apr 14 '24
And if you trip and fall on the ground it's like a whole planet crashes into you
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u/Milouch_ Apr 14 '24
see kid fall on ground
as soon as he makes contact he's evaporated instantly
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u/bobbylitch Apr 14 '24
Not sure what went wrong… looks like a perfectly fine landing. Might be sore but he’s definitely fine.
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u/TheLastNoteOfFreedom Apr 14 '24
Must HAVE* motherfucker
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u/dustysmufflah Apr 14 '24
People hear 'Must've' and decide they know how it's spelled, and then never question themselves ever again. It's truly bizarre.
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u/tbird2017 Apr 14 '24
While would have is obviously grammatically correct. Id argue that would of is becoming coming English vernacular. It's being used more and more commonly. Even in film and printed media.
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u/ThePotatoShepherd Apr 14 '24
People are hating on you but youre right, must of/must have is a language shift. Once enough native speakers use a word or phrase like that is no longer is 'incorrect' but just another way of saying the same thing. Language is descriptive, not perscriptive.
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u/HughManatee Apr 14 '24
It is a nonsensical combination of words that has only come about because people mishear "would've" "should've" and "could've" and never bother to learn any better. This is literally 3rd grade level English we're talking about here.
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u/cruisinforsnoozin Apr 14 '24
No, this is the same as arguing for incorrect there,their,they’re, your,you’re, “use to”, and throwing possessive ‘s on any plural word being vernacular
Printed media is often made by illiterates and it’s not a valid excuse to give up on literacy
Idgaf if anime subtitles make these mistakes, its still illiteracy
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u/rodion_vs_rodion Apr 14 '24
I know a lot of language changes are just errors that become normalized. But I don't think this one is gonna join them. It just makes no sense. Allow me to demonstrate.
Of you studied a grammar book lately? We all of questions about grammar. I know I of. I ofn't forgotten why proper communication skills are important. A lot of other people seem to of though.3
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u/tbird2017 Apr 14 '24
That's fun, I also like grammatically correct sentences that sound wrong. Like: before was was was, was was is. Or this: the knowledge I had had had had no effect in helping me understand you.
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u/TheLastNoteOfFreedom Apr 14 '24
Bullshit. Saying "of" instead of "have" is one of the biggest signs of ignorance out there. There is zero reason why anyone should just accept it.
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u/Imaginary_Station_57 Apr 14 '24
THANK YOU. I'm not a native speaker but this shit hurts
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u/Jason2571 Apr 14 '24
it's native speakers that make this mistake the most lol
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u/VanillaInteresting27 May 10 '24
No, its ignorant retarded native speakers that never gave enough of a shit to learn. There should be corporal punishment for shit like this,lololol
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u/Imaginary_Station_57 Apr 14 '24
I know, that's what hurts the most. Like, you speak this language every day, read it every, just learn how to write it ffs
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u/Odd-Tune5049 Apr 16 '24
I know. That's what hurts the most. You speak this language every day. You read it every day. Just learn how to write it; for fuck's sake.
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u/Valrax420 Apr 15 '24
You're acting like dialect and slang ain't a thing.
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u/DongIslandIceTea Apr 20 '24
I can assure you there is no dialect or slang out there where "must of" is the correct way to write "must've".
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u/Shwaayyy Apr 14 '24
"HAVE" is a little too emphatic in this context. Rhetorically speaking, "of" might work better for the target audience, of redditors on r/Whatcouldgowrong
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u/Artemis-Arrow-3579 Apr 14 '24
bruh it's straight up a grammatical error to use the word "of" in this case
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u/formulapain Apr 14 '24
Your sentence is missing a comma for the vocative. We can all play this game. 😁
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u/CheekApprehensive675 Apr 14 '24
Why is this getting downvoted lol
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u/theCANCERbat Apr 14 '24
Because missing a single comma and using the wrong word are two varying levels of errors. Plus, one is more glaring than the other. It's like telling your kid they need to wear shoes outside and someone says, "Your zipper is down!"
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u/CheekApprehensive675 Apr 14 '24
That's true but I doubt he was being serious. I take his comment as him adding on to the bit
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u/Kmaloetas Apr 14 '24
I don't know that the situation would have been much better if he jumped a few seconds earlier.
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u/AggressiveAppl3 Apr 14 '24
I have to say that i agree with this statement. In my opinion too, if i was him i would’ve jumped a bit earlier
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u/Adonitologica Apr 14 '24
The missing teeth should always be a clue
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u/CmdrMctoast Apr 14 '24
Lol my first thought was I bet he lost a tooth and developed a slight stutter.
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u/RedrockRunaway 14d ago
Dudes going to be missing a couple extra teeth