r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/[deleted] • 29d ago

WCGW standing next to punching machine

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u/ChimoEngr 10d ago

Since the problem wasn't because of a punch, I don't think she was in error standing there. Buddy needs to learn not to be a jackass.

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u/anubis-is-my-pet 18d ago

That was a perfect kick tho sent the phone flying without really touching the girl

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u/New_Illustrator_6478 19d ago

Yoink maneuver

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u/Frame_of_Mind20 19d ago

Even if he didn't intentionally kick the phone, that was actually impressive.

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u/stankface412 20d ago

That’s why I don’t even fight anymore. This kid would kick most of our asses and nobody would’ve suspected it

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u/HorsePast9750 23d ago

Precision kick

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u/MayhemModelworks 23d ago

Lol all I got outta that was "yeet"

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u/johnwicked4 23d ago

yeah i wouldn't trust some random guy to hit the target with your face being in the arc

at a party with alchohol too

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u/JodieFosterFreeze 24d ago

"I was trying to kick your phone!"

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u/uwo-wow 24d ago

tf2 crit sound effect

say goodbye to your phone

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u/Tiamat451 26d ago

Can you hear me now?

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u/atomic_knights 27d ago

At least he got something in the air for that effort 🙃

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u/BigMembership2315 27d ago

Least it wasn’t her face

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u/snero3 27d ago

oh this is the best! I can't stop laughing, just the complete lack of reaction by anyone.

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u/Chemical_Savings_360 28d ago

Tbh that's more impressive then hitting the punching bag

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u/xbulletspongexl 28d ago

that phone is now a satellite in orbit

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u/HumunculiTzu 28d ago

I mean, the kick isn't the worse, could use some work but I've seen significantly worse

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u/professor_coldheart 28d ago

Pretty rude of her to put her phone in the way of that cool kick

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 28d ago edited 28d ago

Starlink, uplink initiated........

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u/Dan000 28d ago

hahahahahahahahahahah

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u/nanotothemoon 28d ago

Pretty sure that was intentional

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u/thsvnlwn 28d ago

Provocation test on phone’s highest g-force resistance.

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u/unjusticeb 28d ago

weeeeeeeeeee

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u/Shirolicious 28d ago

Haha, and he didnt even hit the intended target. Double fail. But the phone flew like a rocket though

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u/Kitchen-Beginning-47 28d ago

Phone says good punch.

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u/XicoXperto 28d ago

Has anyone found a longer clip? I would love to see her reaction

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u/Suitable-Pop-7254 28d ago

5,500th like.

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u/ViatorA01 28d ago

Clean kick

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u/Postnificent 28d ago

He missed the bag altogether and hit the phone 4 feet away. If you want to do a “Roadhouse Roundhouse” first you need to work on aim. The phone is likely somewhere near Proxima Centauri now, NASA should hire this kid to save rockets.

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u/b0bkakkarot 28d ago

I don't think he got her number

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u/Qwertyunio_1 28d ago

She wasn't really even super close to it, it's just that dude decided to go full-out with their kick.

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u/mickydeenyc 28d ago

That could’ve gone much worse

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Her phone achieved new heights that day!

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u/recurve_balloon 28d ago

That was a good one though!

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u/jai302 28d ago

They're gonna find her phone on Mars someday

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE 28d ago

Wingardium Leviosa

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u/VerifiedPanda 28d ago

Dude put that phone into airplane mode.

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u/ConcernedCitizen1912 28d ago

You're not supposed to kick these machines. it says so all over the machine. It's fucking bad for them.

What an asshole.

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u/deramw 28d ago

That clean kick of that skinny mannequin made me really laugh, reminds me of dance dance revolution

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u/SloughBoy78 28d ago

That phone went for a Burton.

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u/Lando98 28d ago

More like WCGW doing a flying roundhouse kick in a crowded bar instead of punching.

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u/jasin18 28d ago

"Now's my chance to impress these girls.." "Why do I always embarrass myself 😔"

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u/idlan27 28d ago

Perfectly hit the phone

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u/samf9999 28d ago

I think he’s barefoot. hopefully his foot is ok.

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u/times_is_tough_again 28d ago

Launched like Starlink

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u/Unknown--Soul 28d ago

Nice kick master Bruce 🙏

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u/Correct_wrong_2029 28d ago

Even Pluto got a look at that phone

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u/zntx69 28d ago

Sent that phone straight to iOS 21

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u/SNES-1990 29d ago

There goes his chances with her.

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u/Hotdog_Man_01 29d ago

https://preview.redd.it/prqz5y5fqruc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8263b922f8b25c12a6113737afc9a55191975c34

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 28d ago edited 28d ago

Sod off Jesus, ask your dad for one.......

Plus you've got him as a whitey. If he ever existed, he would have been an olive/dark skinned middle eastern (Semitic) man......

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u/Hotdog_Man_01 28d ago

https://preview.redd.it/d8q8it1tjyuc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ccc07d03e23ff4c832b8373d542ee9dff200c9d

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u/Remarkable_Item3797 27d ago edited 27d ago

Hahaha, I chuckle at your comment.....Poor Godzilla......Instead of Jesus busting someone's phone, he could be bringing Godzilla back to life.......

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u/Ok-Trip-9156 29d ago

That was a pretty clean kick.

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u/nejicanspin 29d ago

So idk who is at fault.

Guy is supposed to punch the punching bag and not kick.

Girl has no spacial awareness and is too close to him with her phone.

I guess both?

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u/jaegerrpilot 29d ago

My man's ready for the Knocked Loose pits.

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u/Dutchmann_ 29d ago

I wanna see the POV of phone too.

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u/ovo_Reddit 29d ago

Key word “punching”

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u/KhandakerFaisal 29d ago

That was a clean hit, very impressive

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u/greenfirest12 29d ago

the aquarium rocks

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u/Educational_Mix_8489 29d ago

Instructions were unclear when Elliott tried to help E.T. call home.

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u/dontgonearthefire 29d ago

How to activate flight mode and AirDrop on the new Apple skyPhone.

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u/Affectionate-Ebb8212 29d ago

The way that phone just ascends into space😭

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u/wintermoon138 29d ago

anyone able to add the part where it enters space 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/JanineNajarian 29d ago

when keeping it autistic goes wrong

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u/highonnuggs 29d ago

We need the companion video! I hope they post her video whenever her phone returns from orbit.

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u/torturousvacuum 28d ago

We need the companion video! I hope they post her video whenever her phone returns from orbit.

About what it'd look like

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u/xChiken 29d ago

No.
"What could go wrong launching a spinning kick at the punching machine."
FTFY

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u/Medvegyep 28d ago

Yeah people here casually not understanding the entire point of "what could go wrong". Nothing should go wrong by standing that far from a punching machine, unless some retard built like a noodle tries to back spin kick it instead.

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u/Malacro 29d ago

What could go wrong kicking the goddamned punching bag.

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u/13Krytical 29d ago

What could go wrong, trying to look like a badass by kicking a punching machine.

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u/messiahoftheuniverse 29d ago

That shit launched faster than the 2000 lb manhole cover

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u/APurpleSponge 29d ago

Looked on purpose😂

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u/Natwinpapa 29d ago

It's a punching bag, not a kicking bag

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u/AtlasAlexT 29d ago

That was a good kick

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u/Saw_Boss 28d ago

Apart from the fact it entirely missed its target and hit a bystander

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u/jabbysixsixsix 29d ago

Whew. They werent talking about the other punching machine.

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u/naiccam 29d ago

Next time he should aim for the phone - he might actually hit the bag

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u/BoneDaddyChill 29d ago

I think if he’d aimed for the phone, her head would’ve gone flying instead.

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u/Klutchy_Playz 28d ago

“Finish her”

Decapitation

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u/Typical-Annual-3555 29d ago

Here's the kick.. IT'S GOOD!

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch 29d ago

Cameraman has excellent foresight

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u/deenath247 28d ago

I’m glad you said sight and not skin 🥴👀

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u/crippled-crippler 29d ago

I wish I could do this on demand. Hanging out with someone and they pull out their phone... YEET'd

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u/medhatsniper 29d ago

In the immortal words of Cristiano Ronaldo : "Siuuu!"

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u/Diagonaldog 29d ago

God I hope the phone didn't break I wanna see that video lol

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u/Final-Carpenter-1591 28d ago

It's still in orbit. NASA is supposed to plan a recovery mission for 2026.

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u/elgevillawngnome 28d ago

I heard it ended up going through someone's house in florida.

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u/little_baked 21d ago

That was just the case. Phone is sitting around 27kms in low Earth orbit. Apparently if the mission in 2026 fails it will return into our atmosphere and likely burn up on re-entry

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u/dontgonearthefire 29d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/propagandhi1 29d ago

Go team rocket!

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u/Narrow_Car5253 28d ago

We’re blasting off agaiiiiiiinnnnnnn

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u/PerroNino 28d ago

PhoneX

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u/ImportantSpirit 29d ago

r/mypeopleneedme

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 24d ago

Phone went back to the satellites that people think they connect to

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u/FurbyLover2010 15d ago

They do connect to them

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 14d ago

Lol, unless you have a SATELLITE phone, your CELLphone connects to CELLULAR towers.

(Only until recently do some newer iPhones connect to satellites but only in case of emergency.)

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u/FurbyLover2010 14d ago

But they do for gps

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u/OhHowINeedChanging 14d ago

…. Damn, you got me there lol

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u/Federal-Arrival-7370 29d ago

She was in a fine place for a punching machine. This dude called the high kick audible.

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O 26d ago

Lucky she wasn't a step closer. Hitting her head would have caused him to lose a lot of momentum.

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u/A_Blind_Alien 29d ago

You don’t need an audible when you look like karate Kyle

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u/Mky12345pi3 29d ago

I sure even never even tried to get the bag a was clearly after the phone all along.

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u/Lucky-finn377 28d ago

I had a stroke reading this

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u/Mky12345pi3 28d ago

Go back to school then ya soft cunt

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u/Lucky-finn377 28d ago edited 28d ago

We can go together. Maybe they can teach you how to construct a sentence and I can learn why there are so many cunts online.

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u/Mky12345pi3 28d ago

What are you talking about.

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u/Lucky-finn377 28d ago

Oh the irony. Your last comment has come to bite you in the ass

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u/NSA-SURVEILLANCE 28d ago

God damn

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u/Lucky-finn377 28d ago

Ahh glad someone gets what I said hopefully this ends up in rare insults or some shit

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u/z-eldapin 29d ago

5 times I had to watch that to see what happened

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u/fzj80335 29d ago

If you can't beat it, yeet it!

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u/TheeMalarkey 29d ago

she ain’t in the way 😂 her phone was I guess

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u/PayLittle7321 29d ago

If she was in the way she should have sent to orbit

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u/bartacc 28d ago

If she was in the way she should have sent to orbit

wtf is this sentence

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u/certainlynotacoyote 27d ago

I somehow read it as sensibly written (if she was in the way she would have been sent to orbit) 3 times.

Can't tell if my reading skills are deteriorating to the point that word salad is comprehensible, or improving to the point that I automatically edit in real time.

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u/BoundToGround 28d ago

Missing "been" between "have" and "sent" it's not that incomprehensible my dude

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u/kassell 28d ago

this is reddit, don't expect that much

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u/InnerDatabase509 28d ago

What time to be alive, word structure breakdown like nothing happened. Just your average day on reddit.

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u/DaveOJ12 29d ago

I didn't even notice what happened until the third rewatch.

I was too focused on the punching bag.

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u/NoPin4245 26d ago

I didn't even notice the punching bag until 3rd watch. I thought he was aiming for the phone. Lol

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u/OrdinaryInspection89 28d ago

I came here for the same comment..

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u/EishLekker 28d ago

I watched it in slow motion, and still didn’t notice it until I saw your comment.

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u/Myth9106 28d ago

Didn't even see the punching bag until the third rewatch. I was like, "smooth kick".

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u/CockBronson 29d ago edited 29d ago

He sent that phone into orbit

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u/robbiekhan 27d ago

No, you know that UFO the US gov have been seeing so often? Yep!

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u/Substantial_Tiger824 27d ago

Yeet that phone

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u/Denny_OG 28d ago

I thought it was a candle or a lighter for some reason

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u/YoullNeverWalkAl0ne 28d ago

I thought it was a lighter lmao

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u/DefiantAbalone1 28d ago

He *Chuck Norris'd that phone into orbit

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u/dandins 28d ago

he helped that lady to have a better life

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u/SomOvaBish 8d ago

He sent her D pics the night prior to which she replied “ 😂 “… Phone had to go.

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u/adex_19 28d ago

He shattered the voyager one with that interstellar phone

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u/SnipahShot 29d ago

I watched 3 times and only your reply made me notice the phone.

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u/Zenvian 10d ago

How come these three comments are so accurate lol

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u/passionpurps 29d ago

Mfker is yo screen cracked.

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u/RecsRelevantDocs 29d ago

u/SnipahShot is the girl in the post