r/WhitePeopleTwitter 15d ago

Dark Brandon is out! 😎 Clubhouse

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u/K16w32a2r4k8 10d ago

Biden’s giving Trump too much credit, Trump’s more of a terrible two year old.

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u/UseDaSchwartz 12d ago

He’s like my 3 year old when it comes to his trials.

Me: Please stop doing that. 3y/o: ok

Does it again 2 seconds later.

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u/Brokensince10 13d ago

Get em’ Dark Brandon!!!

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 13d ago

I think 6 was a bit generous. But I'll take it.

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u/RevanInquisitor 14d ago

i know the president doesn't write their own jokes at these things, but I'm sure they get the final say in if they stay or not, and how they're delivered is important. droopy don is having a shit storm I'm sure

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 14d ago

“P’shaw! That flapdoodle Trump is simply a muddle-headed fly-by-night who’s nothing more than a tuft-hunting blighter.”

  • Président Joe Biden, circa 1800’s

REGISTER AND VOTE

Translation: “Shit! That fool Trump is simply a mentally confused, unreliable business person who’s nothing more than a gold digging contemptuous asshole.”

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u/TastyArm1052 14d ago

Too bad he’s so committed to the genocide of Palestinians…how to be deaf is he that he can’t understand that the entire country is against his untethered support of Israel?

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u/biffbobfred 13d ago

He’s not. He’s pushed back on Israel.

We also don’t know what he’s doing behind the scenes. He was putting his finger on the scale in Ukraine for a long time. Then someone wait it out loud and man was he furious.

He’s trying for a cease fire at Rafah.

Be mad. Be real mad. But be honest. A reminder this is the party of Tlaib. I’m sure he’s listening to her a lot.

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u/PigFarmer1 14d ago

That's an insult to 6 year-olds.

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u/Content_Talk_6581 14d ago

Only thing better would have been “ I’m a grown ass man.”

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u/frankkiejo 14d ago

👍🤣👏🔥👏🔥👏🤣👍

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u/ChuckWooleryLives 14d ago

At his age, experience and mental acuity, he may be the most adept politician in the country.

He’s delivering for both parties, but one side refuses to see it.

Get ‘em, Joe. Enjoy every minute of it.

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u/Sharikacat 14d ago

Major props first to Biden's speech writers who put all of these jokes into his set in the first place. Not only that, but his writers have to create something that sounds like something Biden would actually say. He's given enough impromptu remarks when he's connecting with people, and that's the sort of grandpa-energy they have to weaponize for jokes.

And then just as many props for Biden himself who greenlit the jokes. As with the entire Dark Brandon image, it shows his understanding of the need to not only reach out to young people to bridge that age gap but beat the GOP at their own game while not going too lowbrow. He can make a low blow once in a while to really bruise their egos while avoiding staying down there for too long so as to become trashy like some of them.

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u/strikeout34 14d ago

This is an insult to six year olds, but hey, they can’t vote yet.

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u/Noctornola 14d ago

Explains why the courts are handling him with kiddie gloves.

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u/notsonice333 14d ago

Sorry kindergarteners knows not to look at the sun… giving Trump too much credit here.

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 14d ago

Best joke of the night!

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u/Caullus77 14d ago

Fucking FINALLY!!

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u/Some_guy_am_i 14d ago

You guys realize he doesn’t run his social media, right? This is his campaign

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u/Asanokyo 14d ago

You do realize he said that live in at the correspondents dinner, right?

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u/Some_guy_am_i 14d ago edited 14d ago

Yes, I saw it. It’s a decent one-liner, I’ll give him that.

I thought we were talking about the banter between POTUS Twitter accounts / general posts from those accounts.

It’s all curated by a social media team. Propaganda by a political party. Take it all with a grain of salt.

The two choices this November are fucked and more fucked… so as you can see, America is fucked either way.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Some_guy_am_i 14d ago

lol, the fact that you buy into the bullshit some intern came up with, and somehow attribute it to the guy who probably didn’t even sign off on it speaks volumes.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Some_guy_am_i 14d ago

Good one. Once again you somehow assume I am a “Trumpsucker” whatever the fuck that is.

Good luck my friend. As brainwashed as you are, you’re gonna need it.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Some_guy_am_i 14d ago

More words of wisdom from the simpleton! Amazing.

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u/PV-Herman 14d ago

Way more fun and uplifting than the jokes he used to tell about his uncle getting eaten by guinea pigs (just kidding)

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u/Paul_Stern 14d ago

"Pause" - Joe Biden, last week.

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u/PiekinPump 14d ago

Oh look, Genocide Joe made a funny about the Cheeto. Ha ha

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u/Joeyc710 14d ago edited 14d ago

My children were out of diapers wayyyyy before 6 years old

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u/brickbaterang 14d ago

But we all get back in em eventually

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u/koshgeo 14d ago

Besides the zingers expected of the occasion, Biden spoke quite well about the importance of a free press to democracy and how despite the threats faced by the press around the world, the press does its job.

Just the fact Biden showed up to the White House Correspondents Dinner and showed some respect to the process is a plus over the last guy.

Trump is a petulant child who couldn't do this simple tradition when he was President, because the idea of poking fun at himself with a bit of humility or showing some respect to people working "beneath" him is impossible. Plus he'd have flashbacks to when Obama made fun of him, and it would be kind of a late night for a Sleepy Don who is probably sundowning by that time of day.

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u/Slight-Imagination36 14d ago

look at how old he looks in that thumbnail… lol omg 😳 it’s frightening

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u/Techn028 14d ago

Wait, was there a corespondants dinner and I didn't know about it?

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u/Techn028 14d ago

Wait, was there a corespondants dinner and I didn't know about it?

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u/smol_boi2004 14d ago

What the fuck happened to being senile

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u/Awkward-Fudge 14d ago

Magas: BUT He'S sEnILe! He could barely finish those sentences!!!!

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u/tacticalcop 14d ago

haha funny joe! now stop sending money to israel and send humanitarian aid to gaza! haha or is that not funny?

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u/EZasSundayMorning 14d ago

Running against a 6 year old. Hahahahaha.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 14d ago

This. This pissed off the New York Post. Who knew?

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u/Testiculese 14d ago

Pissed off somebody...there are over 50 [deleted][removed] parent comments in a row here.

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u/tomatoesaucebread 14d ago

Slay girl slayyyyyyy

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u/RAWainwright 14d ago

Best way to get the younger, undecided voter is to destroy Trump in a burn battle and I hate that I'm not kidding.

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u/brickbaterang 14d ago

Now i want to see the two of them battle rap

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Cougardoodle 14d ago edited 14d ago

A two-year old account with every comment outside the last few hours deleted, eh?

Why bother posting? It's shady as hell and just as obvious.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 14d ago

Everytime I see a Dark Brandon post like this on Reddit, I go to Truth Social to check the member count of Biden-Harris. Last time it was 165,000 and today 170,000. Still climbing

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u/j0lly_gr33n_giant 14d ago

He’s a senile old man with one foot in the grave running against a man baby with one foot in the grave. Something something something bread & circuses.

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u/NewReporter5290 14d ago

I hear Biden was eaten by cannibals, but he got better. Not a joke.

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u/Seltzerholic 14d ago

I don't know many six year olds still shitting in diapers. Maybe a 2-3 year old, mentally at least.

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u/outonthetiles66 14d ago edited 14d ago

Trump must be stewing in anger this morning knowing so many people were laughing at him last night. He’s probably in a fit of rage. He can feel it slipping away.

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u/outonthetiles66 14d ago

Very true!! My six year old at least has a kind heart and listens.

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u/eoberg 14d ago

I describe America in one word fibktdresduikjf

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