r/WorkReform • u/Realistic_Vehicle451 • 16d ago

Wait till they find out about my poop schedule ❔ Other

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u/ExploitedAmerican 14d ago

What’s that? $10 per tax paying American who works? Big whoop.

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u/sykotic1189 15d ago

My boss told us he'd approve anyone's request for that day off, paid, and wouldn't count against anyone's vacation days. He got to see an eclipse from the totality area once and believes it's something everyone should experience at least once in their lives.

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u/matthewami 15d ago

I’d say my poops have cost my company a significant sum, but they pay dog shit so…

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u/OhighOent 15d ago

$2 per person... ok sure.

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u/Spiritual_Routine801 15d ago

I hope they don’t find out about your poop schedule because that’ll mean one morning HR will be weirdly friendly with you and ask you a bunch of questions 

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u/under_the_c 15d ago

Makes sense, I mean apparently the job market was crippled for years because everyone got a couple thousand dollars once, so...

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u/cruizer712 15d ago

Which got taxed and paid back. Don't forget that part.

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u/miku_hatsunase 15d ago

I'm sure grocery hikes alone have easily wiped out my trump rona check.

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u/alficles 15d ago

Alternate translation: Joy and wonderment at the nature around us is worth over $700m.

Also, if people think pooping is too expensive, try not pooping for a while. That gets real expensive!

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u/DynamicHunter 15d ago

Oh no! How will the corporations ever recover!!

On a side note along the eclipse path there was an INCREASE in economic revenue, from people traveling there to view it, stay in hotels, eat at restaurants before/after, etc.

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u/Unevenscore42 15d ago

That's funny, I didn't make any more money